My weird life

The yak, which has four horns on its head, is covered in long black hair, and is as big as a mountain, rolls its blood-red eyes, and the beads on the locks of hair on its body collide with each other as it steps lightly with its four hooves, slowly retreating, making a crisp sound.

The four chakras of sexual power under its feet are intertwined and surrounded, and a majestic and vicious aura suddenly emanates.

The peach wood sword surrounded by thunder roared up from the pile of minced meat on the ground, flew back to Su Wu's palm, Su Wu gently wiped the blood on the peach wood sword and carried it behind his back.

He raised his eyes and looked at the other two puppet boys standing at the edge of the wild woods.

Two puppet boys stood under the big tree, their huge heads almost level with the tops of the short trees on the other side.

The two stood motionless——

The team that formed a guard of honor and wore various costumes slowly left the wild woods with the sound of blowing and beating, and lined up in front of Su Wu. They were wearing black and white leopard pattern armor, their eyes were covered with money buttons, and they were talking about one to three. Zhitong, the "Monk King of the Masses" with long wild boar tusks intertwined and squirming, stood in the center of the formation.

Behind him, the flag turned into dark chains, connected with pale human hands, waving all over the place!

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa-"

The fangs of the monk Zhitong in the disguise of "Zhao Gongming" collide like the claws of a spider, which makes people feel awe-inspiring at first sight. His dramatic voice is hoarse and rough, and a kind of resentment is deeply accumulated in the drama. , opened his mouth and sang: "The sea of ​​blood is overwhelming, human lives wasted in vain, all kinds of sacrifices are made, it is difficult to calm the resentment in my heart!

The golden rope wrapped around the sea knocked down half of the Conferred God Platform!

The plague king’s fangs devoured millions of living lives!

The crowd in black, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva, delivers the Dharma!

Zhao Gongming, the eight-part ghost commander Xuantan, converted!

Invite the white crane boy on the altar and kill the general——

Three steps of praise,

Pray with incense on your head,

God is by your side,

Kill evil and ghosts! "

"Zhao Gongming", the Commander-in-Chief of Eight Ghosts and the King of Plague Ghosts, gave an order - there was a temple god with bare arms, dragons and tigers tattooed on his arms, holding steel guns in both hands, with colorful flags and flowers waving in the wind behind his back, and on his feet Wearing the "Three Steps of Praise", he walked out side by side with another god with blood on his head, bare upper body, holding a pair of maces in both hands, and wearing a armor-leaf battle skirt below his waist.

Running towards Su Wu!

In the three-step chant, there is sometimes a forward movement, and sometimes there is a turning back movement.

The 'White Crane Boy' and the 'Hengdei General' were side by side, exuding inexplicable avenue patterns, approaching Su Wu!

Su Wu looked at the facial makeup on the two people's faces, and felt the charm of the avenue flowing on these two "human and divine" aliens. He suddenly turned around and looked at Xianzhi behind him: "Come here.

I am bringing the Five Thunder Generals to you. You must seize this opportunity.

If you seize this opportunity, you will be able to understand the mystery of thunder from the thunder pattern and rhyme, and you can refine the palm thunder in a day or two, which will not be a problem. "

Xianzhi had already had clues about how to refine the palm thunder.

Among the disciples of the Su Wu Sect, her thunder method has advanced the fastest.

This time, General Wu Lei was invited to come to the throne. It would be most suitable to use her as a maiden, and it would be the most beneficial to her.

If you regard other disciples as jitong, it will disrupt the practice of other disciples, causing them to be dazzled when they first enter the treasure mountain, and they will return empty-handed.

"I, I -" Xianzhi pursed her lips. She was pushed gently by the eldest sister Xianzhen, and she took a step out of the queue of disciples. She took a long breath, suddenly calmed down, and faced Su Wu. He nodded vigorously with his eyes, "I will definitely live up to my master's orders!"

Su Wu smiled and did not comment.

This young girl had fought with him under the altar before.

The other party has a certain bravery in his character, so there is no need for him to force or drive him away. If the other party seizes the opportunity, he will take the initiative to move forward.

“You put up the altar.

If there is a chance next time, I will let you go to the altar to experience it. "Su Wu gave some instructions to the other disciples behind him, and the disciples all started busy in response. He turned to look at Xian Zhi, who walked beside him, nervously, and handed over a facial mask sewn with craftsman's stitches. Show straightness, “Put on this mask. "

"yes."

The Xian passed directly over the shackles face and put it on his face obediently.

As soon as the mask covered her face, she suddenly had an inexplicable feeling - she seemed to be connected with a certain god in the dark, and that god was constantly sending some kind of aura towards her. As long as she was aware of it, That kind of aura responds, and you can instantly attract the power and blessing of that god!

She turned to look at Su Wu.

Su Wu looked at the approaching White Crane boy and General Hengshi, and suddenly said: "If you feel anything, you can respond to it without any worries."

Every ji god face he made was related to every heart lantern tablet enshrined in his own heart chakra.

Those god tablets represent the gods in every temple opened by the Kitchen God Sect.

Xianzhi responds to the aura emanating from the gods, which can attract the blessing of the power of a strange existence in a certain temple. It seems to be a god, but in fact it is a strange existence. This kind of supporting the Luan and raising the ji is actually more like a 'duan'. Public Law', Duan Gong Law is borrowed from Li Gui's projection for blessing!

However, the power that Xianzhen borrowed from the heart lamp tablet is far less dangerous than the Duan Gong method. It is like walking on a tightrope. If you are not careful, you will be in catastrophe!

After hearing the master's words, Xianzhi calmed down.

She pursed her lips and followed her master's instructions to sense the inexplicable aura lingering in her inspiration. As soon as she came into contact with it, a twisted shape was engraved in her mind!

The makeup on Xianzhi's face changed, and a layer of snow-white covered the eyes, ears, mouth, nose and other facial features on the face.

Her face turned completely blank,

He stood frozen in place——

The white crane boy who suddenly approached, and the rhythm of the avenue flowing around the dead general suddenly solidified - the two temple gods had a flaw at this moment - they relied on secret methods to create the rhythm of the avenue circulating around them. The image of 'being both human and divine' is broken!

The divine form is completely outside and completely separated from humans!

No longer separate and reunite as before, there is me in you, and you in me!

The colorful oil paint on the face of the 'White Crane Boy' began to fall off, and the colorful and strange lights behind the flags were frozen, no longer hunting in the wind!

The vermilion blood gushing from the head of the 'Hyper Death General' turned into dark red paint. His naked upper body was not protected by ghosts and gods, and only some clumsy tattoos were left that changed as the body twisted!

The aura that belongs to God has been stripped away from them!

The two monks disguised as the 'White Crane Boy' and the 'Hengde General' had horrified expressions on their faces, and they both cast their gaze at the 'Faceless God' standing frozen beside Su Wu - they both had clear perceptions and knew that the other party was using it. Some unimaginable method suddenly froze their auras and solidified their fates!

"Five thunder strikes!

Hurry like a law! "Su Wu scolded, and five different colors of lightning surged out from his eyes, ears, mouth and nose. When the thunder and lightning merged, the Taoist rhyme of the Five Thunder God Generals instantly merged with the motionless Xianzhi!

For example, the "soldier generals" such as the Five Thunder God Generals, Six Ding Liujia, and the Yellow Turban Warriors are not the true gods who live in the temple system, but are just scattered charms surrounding the temple system under a divine genealogy.

As long as you reflect the corresponding charm of Sanshai, you can transform your own Yin soldiers and ghosts into the corresponding soldiers and generals.

Su Wu's method of "Five Thunder Generals" is a way to reach the sky in one step, directly pointing to the true method. He is now lucky enough to make the Five Thunder Generals appear holy and come true. This is more convenient than Chilong Zhenren, and he can directly release himself to correspond to the charm and Yin. The five-thunder general who has achieved the achievement of combining soldiers and plastics does not need to draw talismans at all. Please lower the corresponding charm to the corresponding temple system!

Xianzhi was surrounded by lightning, and thunder dragons and electric snakes intertwined around his body to form a suit of armor!

She soared in an instant, flew through the air, raised her hand and shook out a bolt of thunder, blasting straight at the White Crane Boy and General Hengdei who were very close at hand!

General Hengshi was unable to dodge and was hit by this thunderbolt, and his whole body was instantly ignited with raging fire - his pores kept spurting out gurgling charisma, and as soon as every strand of charisma spilled out, it was ignited into a raging fire by the thunder!

The strange rhyme violently corroded the internal organs of the 'Ksitigarbha Temple monk' who pretended to be a general who died violently.

In addition, there was thunder and fire burning his body outside - the monk of the Ksitigarbha Temple only lasted three breaths, and his body turned into charcoal and fell backwards!

Although the body of the monk in Ksitigarbha Temple fell to death in an instant,

The Li Wei in his body, the real 'General of Death', was completely revived because he was no longer bound by the flesh shell - the moment the body fell, a bloody shadow suddenly stuck to the back of the 'Five Thunder General'!

A human face suddenly appeared in the back of the 'Five Thunder General'!

The facial features on that person's face quickly faded, turning completely blank.

It even caused the rhymes, charms, and all kinds of auras circulating around the avenue to solidify. Even the 'Dead General' was frozen in place for a breath, unable to move!

During this breath,

A mahogany sword pulled the purple and green thunder and came suddenly,

In an instant, he pinned the little trickster "General of Death" who was part of the "Six Heavenly Old Ghosts" sequence to the spot, unable to move!

Take this opportunity,

The 'Five Thunder Generals' opened his hands and grabbed the head of the 'White Crane Boy' on the side, as if he was trying to forcefully pull the head of the monk dressed as the White Crane Boy off his neck!

Zi La La——

Thunder and lightning!

The monk dressed as the White Crane Boy had a look of panic in his eyes!

The next moment,

A token flew from behind him and directly extinguished the two incense sticks above his head. The incense stopped burning, and all the Dao Wen Yun that was completely separated from him suddenly penetrated into his body - the panic on his face. The color turned completely into horror!

The strangeness in the body instantly matched the rhyme of the avenue used by the outside world.

His neck suddenly lengthened, like the slender neck of a crane!

On the pale neck, the neck bones pierced the skin and protruded from the body due to the excessive curvature of the neck. The sharp white bones intertwined with each other, forming a large piece of bone armor around the curved neck!

"ah!"

A sharp scream suddenly came from the mouth of the monk dressed as the dead White Crane Boy,

The flesh and skin all over his body was pierced by bones,

The white skeleton flapped, holding a tattered boneless skin bag and soared into the sky. The paint on the monk's face came to life again, and his head turned into a huge and sharp crane's beak in a trance. Zi pecked through the divine power and the five thunder charms that protected Xianzhi, and pecked towards her sexual soul!