My weird life

"None of the things you mentioned are difficult to handle."

Master Chilong looked into Su Wu's eyes and said, "The village leaders and village elders around us are not asking for anything from us, so why should they help us compile rosters and count the number of people?

Just ask them to identify these female corpses, and they will still be willing to do it.

When traveling around villages and conducting "free clinics", there is no guarantee that someone will not be regarded as a liar and be despised.

——You and I have traveled around Fujian for some time. It should be clear that here there are many rural party gentry, clans gather, and the surrounding villages and towns generally believe in the "Wutong God". Now we are breaking ground on the "Wutong God", and even want to Competing with the 'Tianwei Taoist Temple' which has been rooted in the local area for many years,

Isn't this easy? "

"Didn't Master just say that he wanted to invite the red-headed master from Tianwei Taoist Altar to come over and see what methods they have?" Su Wu had been prepared for this. After hearing the sound, he calmly replied, "The master from Tianwei Taoist Altar is here." The gods are efficacious. Could it be that the gods on our Beilu Mountain Dharma Altar are not effective?

I know that those clan elders and upright gentry will not obediently obey our orders and do things for us.

They believe in the Wutong God and are not willing to easily believe in outsiders like us.

Then why not show the true seal under your hands, show your power on the altar, expose the lies of the Tianwei Taoist altar in public, and show your magical power in front of others?

Winning the trust of the villagers is actually difficult but easy to say.

——As long as you have real skills.

As long as we are truly spiritual!

Then they will have to believe us sooner or later!

——As for those clan elders and upright gentry who are unwilling to help us—as long as tens of thousands of people are expected to gather together, they will have no choice but to agree even if they don’t want to! "

After listening to what Su Wu said, Master Chilong nodded repeatedly and praised: "You guys - I think you are a good material for rebellion!"

"..." Su Wu glanced at him and continued, "We will carefully consider the specific strategy when the time comes and lay out this game. As long as the red-headed masters from the Tianwei Taoist altar enter the game, we will ask them to be our stepping stones. There is no day to turn around!”

"good!"

Chilong Zhenren responded.

The two of them agreed on everything.

Huang Liuzi, who had never been able to find a chance to speak, seized the opportunity and said quickly: "Two Taoist priests, how can I resolve the situation that my wife and I are in now?

Since what she was carrying in her belly was not a real fetus, was there a way to take that thing out of her belly without damaging her life? "

The couple followed Su Wu all the way here just to solve the problem of the 'fetus' in Huang's wife's belly.

But when they arrived at the place, the master of the young Taoist priest in purple robe just observed Huang Liuzi's wife's abdomen for a while, said a few words, and then ignored them, which naturally made Huang Liuzi and his wife anxious.

Su Wu heard what Huang Liuzi said and turned to look at Zhenren Chilong.

"The discovery was quite timely, and it is not difficult to remove the contents of your wife's belly.

You guys stay here for a moment. "Master Chilong said a few words to Huang Liuzi and his wife, then stood up and walked to a pile of luggage piled in the corner of the hut. He rummaged through it for a while, took out a book box, and pulled out a scroll from the book box.

He hung the scroll on the wall next to the bed,

The scroll is unfolded,

A ferocious-looking, bearded spirit wearing a civil servant's hat and a scarlet civil servant's robe was revealed. There was a wine gourd hanging on the waist of the spirit. He was holding up a sword with one hand and clasped the other hand to form a sword finger. Dancing with a sword.

As soon as Su Wu saw the god in the portrait dressed up,

He immediately guessed the identity of the god.

It is ‘Tianshi Zhongkui’!

"The thing in your belly is the seeds of your willpower entangled with your heart, blood and essence, gathered together to form a fetus.

When the fetus grows, it is the day when you have exhausted all your body, soul, blood and essence and died. "Master Chilong looked at Huang's wife and said to her, "If you want to get rid of this weirdo in your belly, you must first try to separate the wish power seed from your hard work essence——

But in the process, your hard work and energy cannot be damaged.

However, I observe that the seeds of wish in your belly are deeply entangled with your hard work and energy. It is impossible to separate the two simply by magic. Even if they are separated, your origin will be damaged, which will shorten your lifespan and make you unable to relapse in the future. Can't get pregnant and have children.

In this way, a certain person came up with this idea.

You bow to Heavenly Master Zhong Kui and make a wish to him, asking him to help you get rid of the monster in your belly.

Zhong Kui likes to eat ghosts, and the things in your belly are also a kind of sneakiness to him. In this way, if you make a wish to him, he will help you take out the wish power seeds from your belly, and the wish power seeds will be swallowed by him. It's a reward for him.

There is no need to repay the vows and be tainted with any cause and effect.

This method can help you get through this situation safely. "

Chilong Zhenren is indeed extremely talented in the practice and application of Taoism, and his talents are beyond ordinary. Su Wu was certain that the method he was proposing at the moment must have been a temporary idea, and it evolved based on the villagers from all over the country making wishes to the "Wutong God".

Now let’s see if this method is effective.

If it works, it will be useful tomorrow!

"Huang Liuzi." Master Chilong had spoken to Huang's wife, and then greeted Huang Liuzi, "After all, your wife was also three months pregnant and had to have an abortion as a last resort.

After this incident, your body will inevitably become weak, and you will have to take care of it for a period of time. "

"Yes Yes.

I will take good care of her! "Huang Liuzi agreed quickly.

Later, Chilong Zhenren led several Taoist boys to arrange the incense table under the "Zhong Kui Dancing Sword Picture", lit the candles, and squatted down the incense burner.

He handed a stick of incense to Huang's wife who got up from the bed, and said: "All you need to do is kowtow sincerely to Master Zhong Kui and ask him in your heart to help you get rid of the evil spirits in your belly."

"yes."

Huang's wife responded tremblingly,

Following the instructions of Master Chilong, he lit incense sticks on the opposite candles, kowtowed respectfully to Zhong Kui's scroll, and offered the incense.

When he kowtowed to the painting scroll, a golden and red talisman suddenly flew out from the center of Chilong's eyebrows - it was an 'invitation talisman'. The talisman suddenly shot towards the picture of Zhong Kui dancing with his sword on the wall.

Instantly merge with the picture of Zhong Kui dancing with swords!

On the scroll,

The figure of Zhong Kui drawn with thick ink came to life in an instant!

The rhyme of the avenue is intertwined on the scroll and continues to spread to the surroundings, silently covering Huang's wife who was bowing down from the incense table - Su Wu's brows opened in an instant, and the three eyes merged into one, looking towards the ground. Huang's wife,

The figure of Huang's wife was reflected in his raised eyebrows,

Become transparent instantly.

Only a group of "wishing power seeds" in his abdomen, which is connected with many hard work and energy, becomes very clear under the reflection of the vertical eyes.

Su Wu saw that the pattern and rhyme of the avenue bypassed many entanglements of hard work and energy and intertwined with the surface of the group of 'wishing force seeds' - after the pattern and rhyme of the avenue completely wrapped the group of wishing force seeds, Zhong Kui on the scroll With a slight wave of the sword——

The ball of 'wish power seeds' was immediately 'decoupled' from the painstaking energy in Huang's wife's belly, wrapped in the rhyme of the avenue, and detached from Huang's wife's belly!

Huang's wife, who was kneeling on the ground, felt a slight pain in her abdomen.

Wisps of warm liquid flowed down between the crotch, staining the dress, leaving little bits of bright red!

Blood dripped at the feet of Huang's wife!

Her face turned slightly pale.

Seeing that the situation had changed, Huang Liuzi quickly supported his wife.

The scroll of Zhong Kui on the wall gathers all the patterns of the avenue, and a 'talisman of inviting the gods' breaks away from the scroll. Under the talisman is a ball of wish power, which returns to the center of the eyebrows of the real Chilong!

Chi Long's eyes were clear, he looked at Huang and his wife, and said: "Okay, the fetus in her belly has been removed.

Just relax and recuperate from now on! "

After speaking,

Before they could thank him profusely, he turned to Yuanqing Lao Dao and shouted: "Yuanqing!

Stew the few fish you caught from the river at night into fish soup, then break two eggs for this woman to eat! "

"Thank you, real person!

Thank you real person! "Huang Liuzi helped his wife sit down by the bed, turned around and was about to bow down to the real Chilong.

However,

After Master Chilong gave instructions to Yuan Qing, he put his arm around Su Wu's shoulders and strode out of the hut.

——

"This is the seed of wish."

Outside the thatched house, in the woods by the river.

On the sword finger of Chilong Zhenren, a talisman for inviting gods was spinning and turning, emitting a golden-red light. Under the talisman for inviting gods, there was a group of transparent objects with irregular shapes that seemed both virtual and real.

What is that transparent mass?

That is the seed of willingness.

Su Wu stared at the mass of 'will power seeds' and felt that after being nourished by the woman's bone, blood and essence, it had undergone new changes that were different from ordinary 'will energy'.

"When I took out this ball of wish power seeds from the woman's abdomen, I suddenly remembered that there was a heretical theory of 'god-becoming method' spread among Taoist sects." Master Chilong took back the divine talisman and the ball of wish power seeds to himself. He said as he led Su Wu out of the woods and straightened the boat parked in the open space.

"How to become a god?

The way to become a god? "Su Wu asked.

"Yes." Master Chilong looked around, selected a small tree, cut it off with his sword, and cut the tree on the spot to make a paddle. "The 'How to Become a God' said that generals like Guan Yu, because Loyalty lasts for thousands of years and has shocked China, hence the name Qingshi, which has been passed down through the ages.

From then on, he was worshiped by people and became a god from the "human hope".

He deserves to be enshrined by the three schools of Confucianism, Buddhism and Taoism and will live forever.

From this we can see that ‘God is man-made’.

What can shape God is ‘human hope’ and ‘will power’.

In this case, why can't you create a "divine body" for yourself while you are still alive, and use others to gather the divine body? After your death, your soul will return to the divine body, and from then on you will be able to enjoy incense and become an immortal god?

After this heresy was proposed at that time, some people tried to practice it, but they couldn't get the point, and no one succeeded in it.

In the development of Taoism, heresy only stirred up a few waves and then disappeared. So when I first came into contact with this five-power god and made a wish, I didn't think about it.

Until then, he took out the wish power seed from the woman’s belly.

Someone was shocked,

The being behind the Wutong God is very likely to have deduced the 'God Becoming Method' more completely. He is currently trying to shape the 'God Body' - his God Body is not only the gathering of wishes and human wishes,

It also contains a mass of essence supported by many women with their bones, blood and essence.

Both are the foundation of his divine body.

Perhaps, as long as he gathers enough 'wishing fruits', he can immediately shape the true form of a god's body with a hint - and then become a god!

Do you still remember the rumor that someone told you that has been circulating in Fujian for a long time? On April 14, Zhenlu Mountain appeared.

After those girls fell into the Min River, they wished that their seeds would grow into fruits, and the melons would ripen and fall off their stems. Zhenlu Mountain was not only the focus of attention of Taoist circles, but also the focus of attention of all Min people.

Think about it,

On April 14th,

All men, women, old and young gathered on the banks of the Min River and even went boating on the Min River——

I don’t know how many people among them are secretly nurturing the seeds of desire——

at that moment,

It only takes a chance to push it a little bit. Even if the innocent Lushan has not appeared in the world, as long as someone can continue to deceive the world with magic, it may lead countless people to jump into the river!

The fruit is ripe, the stem falls off, and the person dies!

The gods appear! "