My weird life

Darkness covers the sky and the earth, and a huge dial hangs between the sky and the earth.

Screens appeared around the dial.

Each screen corresponds to a different life simulation.

Su Wu focused his eyes on the last screen.

"Do you want to simulate the past life of the owner of the 'Gaoshang Shenxiao Talisman'?"

The simulator's beep sounds at the right time.

"yes."

Su Wu nodded.

The only currently known method that may be effective against the 'Nameless Creed' and can seal it again is undoubtedly for the 'Zhongzu Flesh Body' to retrieve its various 'self-marks' and then control its transformed body. Contain the 'nameless mystery' again.

Although what the ‘Zhongzu Flesh Body’ says may not be completely credible,

But there was no need for Zhongzu’s physical body to deceive him.

He still decided to give it a try,

In the past life of the owner of the ‘Gaoshang Shenxiao Talisman’,

Plant the 'Gaoshang Shenxiao Talisman' in Su Wuxia Bajing Palace's 'Tai Shang Xuantian Wu Yi General' treasure, and upgrade it to the 'Tai Shang Xuan Tian Tian Wu Supreme General' treasure that is needed for the 'Zhongzu's body' ',

Take it away from yourself,

Transferred to the ancestor’s physical body,

Let’s see if it can successfully control the physical body and shoulder the ‘nameless mystery’ after completing this last treasure ultimatum? !

In the last simulation, Zhongzu later devoured the bodies of 'Xuanqing', 'Xuanjue', and 'Xuanzhao', and even fused with many talismans floating out of their bodies. Those talismans had no effect on Zhongzu.

It only lacks one treasure.

That's the 'Treasure of Supreme Xuantian Wu Supreme General'!

"Consumption of 1,000 yuan jade.

Your wallet balance is: 21230-1000=20230 yuan jade. "

"You can bring the following items into the simulation..."

Option 0: Your Body (12 Gan Jade).

Option 1: Terma Paper (3000 Yuan Jade).

Option 2: Black Jizo (8 Gan Jade).

Option 3: Da Honglian Fei Zang (5,000 yuan jade).

…

"Bring Option 0, Option 1, and Option 3 into the simulation." Su Wu glanced at the various things listed on the dial, and like previous simulations, he selected a fixed 'item' and brought it into the simulation.

The amount of Yuan Yu he had accumulated decreased rapidly, and was almost completely consumed in an instant.

But as long as he successfully sealed the 'Nameless Creed', he could sell all the knowledge he had gained in 'Li Wu's Future Life' to the simulator without any worries, so he didn't worry at all about this simulation and sending Yuan Yu to the simulator. All wasted.

"Your wallet balance is 20230-20000=230 yuan jade!"

…

"Loading talent..."

"Loading simulation..."

"The past life of the 'Official Certificate Master' has been successfully recorded!"

…

The night is dark and windy.

The knee-deep grass rises and falls in the wind, like waves on a river.

Su Wu lay in the grass and opened his eyes.

The wind howls in my ears,

The sound of the wind coming and going was mixed with a man's angry shouting and questioning: "This is Longhu Mountain's magic!

How long are you waiting for Yun Dou? What's the word "up and down"? Where did the blood drip from the Three Mountains? !

——You actually came to harass your grandfather and me? ! "

Hearing the rough voice, Su Wu got up from the ground, half-crouched in the grass, raised his eyes to the place where the voice came from, and saw in the dark night, under the miserable moonlight,

The Taoist, who had gnarled muscles and disheveled black hair, was carrying a long wooden box on his back.

The handles of swords protruded from the holes in the wooden box.

In front of the Taoist,

There is a folding mechanism-style table.

The table is covered with scrolls depicting various ancestors and gods. The scrolls are swaying violently in the wind. There are also magical instruments on the table that are beating endlessly as the Taoist slams the table!

The Taoist slapped the altar tree fiercely.

Follow Bu Gang and fight,

The swords in the red lacquered wooden box behind him collided with each other, making clattering sounds.

Before the altar he erected,

But it was a wild plain, empty of people.

A few hundred steps ahead of the plain, you can vaguely see a large river, which looks like a silver snake under the moonlight, winding across the wilderness plain.

Su Wu touched the clothes on his body.

My clothes are soaked through,

There is also wet fluid on the body,

The original owner seemed to have fallen into the river and was rescued.

I just don’t know whether the rescuer is the Taoist who is fighting behind the altar, or is it someone else?

Su Wu remained silent,

The vertical eye between his brows quietly opened, and a red gold light surged out from the third pupil, filling the entire vertical eye. The vertical eye squirmed slightly, looking at Su Wu himself, making Su Wu see some vague things wrapped around him. line.

Some lines spread far away,

Some lines are winding and winding,

Stay in the grass somewhere in this wilderness.

All kinds of lines are the various causes and effects that entangle Su Wu himself.

As Su Wu looked towards the end points of the lines that were less involved in his own cause and effect but closer to him, a voice mixed with many male and female voices suddenly sounded from the wasteland: "We are not your Three Mountains Dharma Lineage" Disciple, stop bluffing us with your incisions!”

"Oh, is it so?"

The Taoist with his back to Su Wu smiled coldly, suddenly stopped, and with a swish sound, he pulled out a shining sword from the wooden box behind him.

When he grabbed the air with his palm, he didn't see it reciting the performance. He suddenly caught some mixed breaths that were flowing in the wind and about to disappear. Su Wu's mind noticed those fleeting breaths.

Watching the Taoist wrap the captured breath around the sword,

Paste a few charms on the shining sword,

Say: "Come die!"

The sword pierced through the void with a swishing sound, and went straight through the grass somewhere that was causally involved with Su Wu!

The sword light breaks through the sky,

Like a shooting star!

The sword light disappeared,

Suddenly a shrill scream came from the grass!

A humanoid figure that was two or three times taller and fatter than a normal person stood up directly from the grass!

Su Wu squinted his eyes and saw,

Then I found the human figure running away quickly,

Not a real person,

But a rag doll!

The rag doll had black hair all over its head, with two pigtails tied with a red rope. Its head was extremely large, almost in proportion to its body.

Its back is bulging, as if it has a sarcoma on its head.

The limbs crawled quickly on the ground,

Waves of strange rhyme radiated from it, but there was clearly still life in the strands of strange rhyme!

Li Gui, a living person?

Su Wu narrowed his eyes slightly.

In the air, voices that sounded like a mixture of many male and female voices sounded again: "Smelly Niubi, why do you need to kill them all?! You saved people, why can't you let us go?!"

"If Nai Weng breaks the spell, ask Nai Weng to let you go.

If Anzhi Naoweng falls into your spell,

Can you also let Nai Weng go? "

The Taoist sneered behind the altar. He took off a yellow cloth bag from his waist, loosened the rope that tied the mouth of the bag, and shook the bag violently, and several fleshy insects covered with black hair were pulled out of the bag. Shake out,

Dropped on the table.

As soon as those black caterpillars landed on the table,

Immediately, there was a human-like scream of pain, and a ball of golden-red fire rose from the table with a bang, burning them clean!

When the black-haired meatworm was burned to ashes, the big-headed rag doll that was running like a wolf and a pig in the wilderness suddenly stopped, and its miserable howling sounded in the void!

The Taoist paid no attention to the screams.

Then he took out three swords from the wooden box behind his back, touched the swords with his sword fingers, put a few charms on each, and shouted: "Death quickly as you can tell!"

Three swords pierced through,

All stuck on that big-headed rag doll!

The big-headed rag doll's black hair was flying, and its body suddenly fell apart!

A bunch of black ropes mixed with many black-haired meat worms exploded out of its body. Among the black ropes and black-haired meat worms, several thin dwarf human figures could be vaguely seen.

The dwarfs fell in the grass without any movement.

A strong corpse odor emanates from the dwarf's body,

The black-haired flesh bugs crawling on the bodies of several dwarfs exploded one after another, and wisps of strange rhymes rippled across the wasteland.

The black ropes sewn on the bodies of several dwarfs also broke one by one.

The black-haired fleshworms are all dead,

The black rope is cut off,

A red-clothed figure floated out from the body odor and flesh-worm corpses - the source of the ripples of mystery here came from the red-clothed figure. The red-clothed figure held up his head with disheveled black hair - this was a fierce figure. sly!

Su Wu's expression was calm, his figure remained motionless, and his eyes were all focused on the Taoist behind the altar.

The Taoist obviously did not expect others to accept this serious trick.

He rubbed his hands,

Use one hand to pinch the 'Three Pure Seal', and the other hand to form a sword finger, and the sword finger is thrust out at the same level as the eyebrows——

"Come back as promised!" the Taoist shouted,

From the corpses of the dwarfs, streaks of sword light attached with yellow talismans flew up and returned to the Taoist altar. During the process of returning, several swords passed through the figure in red, Attach yellow talismans to the figure in red,

Hold it briefly!

Dang Dang Dang!

Swords fell on the altar one after another!

The Taoist ignored the swords stained with black blood, and opened the yellow cloth bag in which he had just released the black-haired meat worms. The mouth of the bag faced the figure in red who was immobilized by the yellow talisman: "The great road is endless, the universe is borrowed. Law!

receive! "

The yellow talismans attached to the figure of Li Gui in red seemed to have turned into grappling hooks. The invisible ropes connected the grappling hooks, causing the grappling hook to drag Li Gui in red directly into the Taoist's bright yellow pocket!

He tied the red rope at the mouth of the bag tightly.

It was hung on the waist again.

Flying swords kill evil spirits,

Stay still in Li Jui,

Take away Li Gui,

Done in one go!

When the middle-aged Taoist took Li Gui away with the yellow cloth bag, Su Wu clearly saw that the two ends of the yellow cloth bag were not sewn together. It was more like a cloth sleeve than a bag!

Li Gui should have passed through the cloth sleeve,

But it was clearly put into the sleeve,

I can't get out no matter what!

"Liu Linglang, pack your things!"

The Taoist put the four swords back into the wooden box behind his back, clapped his hands, and called to the side.

Su Wu stood up after hearing this.

He thought that this 'Liu Linglang' was his current name.

However, what Su Wu didn't expect was that as the Taoist's words fell, a gray shadow rose up from the altar, rolled up all the magical instruments and scrolls, and placed them in an instant.

A table formed by folding with some mechanism,

When the mechanism was folded, it turned into a cart filled with various things!