My weird life

"Welcome to Perfect Life Simulator!"

"You can consume Yuan Yu or Qian Yu and choose to simulate your own life or the life of others to find solutions to many life problems!"

Darkness covered the surrounding areas. Su Wu stood in the darkness and saw the huge dial floating in mid-air in front of him.

Around the dial, there are screens.

Represents the various simulations he can currently perform.

Without any hesitation, he immediately issued an instruction to the simulator: "Exchange 1 dry jade for personal future simulation."

One piece of dry jade is equal to one thousand yuan jade.

In the last simulation on Dongliu Island, Su Wu exchanged a large amount of raw jade for dry jade, so that he could bring out the items from Dongliu Island, including 'Black Jizo', 'Clues to the Ten Destruction Swords', and 'Big Red Lotus'. All items such as "Womb Treasure" and "Jianzhen Buddhist Beads" were exchanged.

Yuan Yu cannot redeem quite a few of these things.

Su Wu became curious about the function of 'Qianyu'.

He now wants to enter the "dog hole" thrown by the God of Joy at the edge of the underworld to trace the whereabouts of the God of Joy.

Although the old divine man had performed a divination for the outcome of this trip before, and the divination result was 'good luck', the 'underworld' is a place where all kinds of terrifying evils and unimaginable things gather.

They may not have the power to interfere with the old divine man's divination results.

In addition, Su Wu almost suffered disaster once here.

——He met the trick troupe in the underworld, and the trick troupe attracted the "Projection of the Hand of the Three Purities". If the terma paper had not evolved into Zhong Kui's facial makeup, he might not have been able to avoid the pursuit of the projection of the "Hand of the Three Purities". kill.

Caution is the boat.

This time, although he was just walking on the edge of the underworld, walking through the dog holes dug by the God of Joy,

To prevent accidents,

He still had to perform this simulation.

Make sure nothing goes wrong.

In this simulation, a dry jade was used to verify its effect, which was just right.

"Exchange successful."

"Your wallet balance is 75540-1000=74540 yuan jade!"

Yuan Yu is a currency that Su Wuhui often uses and consumes in large quantities.

Even if he doesn't simulate it,

In reality, I often exchange some items from the simulation for use by myself and those around me.

Among them, the most commonly used ones are the various secret medicines in the simulated world of the secret realm, and the second is the soul-harvesting rice in the Kitchen God world.

He set various tasks and goals for Xuanmen's tricksters.

When your subordinates complete a certain task or tasks, they will receive corresponding rewards.

Most of them are based on secret medicines from secret areas.

Yun Nishang and Jiang Yingying both benefited from this.

Therefore, the number of yuan jade he keeps has never been a number that rarely changes.

Instead, the number changes frequently.

The sound of the simulator was still ringing in his ears,

There are items listed around the huge dial in front of you.

"You can bring the following items into the simulation..."

Option 0: Your Body (12 Gan Jade).

Option 1: Terma Paper (3000 Yuan Jade).

Option 2: Black Jizo (8 Gan Jade).

Option 3: Da Honglian Fei Zang (5,000 yuan jade).

…

Su Wu glanced at the various items listed around the dial, and finally redeemed option 3 - the 'Big Red Lotus Fetal Treasure' in his hand.

"Redeem successful!"

"Your wallet balance is: 74540-5000=69540 yuan jade!"

The sword with flames leaping from its blade was held in his hand,

The surrounding darkness was greatly illuminated by the scarlet firelight.

The sound of the simulator gradually weakens,

The walls of the mourning hall, which were intertwined with pictures of the twenty-four filial piety and the pictures of the eighteen levels of hell, slowly emerged in outline in the darkness.

"Loading talent..."

"Loading simulation..."

"Your future life is already loaded with success!"

The darkness that covered everything completely faded away,

It's like the walls of the funeral shed that were specially built at the crossroads when the old man died when he was a child. It runs parallel to both sides of Su Wu and winds towards the dark depths where the pale green lanterns are spread.

ahead,

The ‘Five-headed Empress’ with a head full of waterfall-like black hair and five heads walked slowly,

Bursts of bells came from it,

As if urging Su Wu.

The ‘wall of the spiritual shed’ is constantly changing between reality and reality.

Black mist flows here, covering the deep ravines hidden underground.

Su Wu looked sideways at the wall of scrolls that had turned into an illusion - the old man outside the wall was dancing a weird and crazy dance. Half of his body was submerged in the black mist of the underworld, while the other half was still in reality.

With the help of this half of his body, the ‘Five-headed Empress’ was able to parade on the edge of the underworld.

Withdrawing his gaze, Su Wu followed the sound of bells ringing on the Five-headed Empress's body, carrying the 'Big Red Lotus Fetus', and walked forward slowly.

There is only black mist flowing around,

The pale green lantern overhead flashed.

Go some distance,

After passing through the Jiang family residence,

The walls paved with twenty-four filial piety pictures and eighteen layers of hell pictures on both sides suddenly disappeared.

The miserable green lantern remains,

The walls on both sides were made up of men and women with their backs facing each other, their arms and ankles tied up with blood threads. Their figures were illusory, and they were piled up layer by layer on both sides, forming these two walls. Wall of Flesh'.

The five-headed empress stopped in a dark corner ahead,

It took possession of the old divine man,

This time I am going to the underworld to meet my ‘love’.

Li Jui has never had emotions,

In what the old man thinks is the so-called "good relationship\

,"Li Jui should have a different meaning.

Perhaps it was a certain quality that attracted the two Li Jui to approach each other, making the old man mistakenly think that they were 'lovers'. Or perhaps, the old man knew that there were some mutually attractive and mutually exclusive 'characteristics' between the Li Jui. .

Love is just a popular way of saying Duangong Shenmai.

Just like Master Zhaodao, who accommodates all kinds of treachery, meets Ma Xiangu, who accommodates all kinds of treachery.

The two even rushed together to prevent the resurgence of the 'Three Pure Intestines'.

In the end, both of them died in a dry well in Banshan Bay, Longshan.

There may be some mutually attractive ‘characteristics’ between the three pure intestines, the eyes and the hair.

If the five-headed empress keeps walking along the dog hole dug by the God of Joy,

In the end, I can only feel happy for a while,

It seems that the God of Joy is not his lover.

Therefore, it stopped in a dark corner. There were no expressions on the five ugly heads. Their purple lips wriggled and uttered an eerie and cold stern language: "Shake Chaha Serama Nam..."

After the harsh words came out,

On the wall that the Five-headed Empress faced was made up of overlapping men and women whose hands and feet were bound with bloodshot threads, pairs of men and women squirmed with painful expressions on their faces, squirming to the left and right,

A dark portal separates,

At this time, the five-headed empress turned towards Su Wu with five expressionless faces, and a human voice came out of its mouth: "Young man... I will take the empress there... to meet...

Next, just keep walking forward along the road..."

This is the voice of the old divine man.

"Take care, old man." Su Wu nodded and said to the 'Five-Headed Empress'.

It didn't respond to Su Wu,

Turn around and step into the dark door.

The men and women crawling to the left and right gradually returned to the distance amidst the layer upon layer of vibrations, about to block the dark door.

Su Wu crossed the portal and walked forward. In his right eye, a red lotus bloomed. Yama, the protector with four horns, wrapped with necklaces and Buddhist beads, trampled on the red lotus and appeared at the edge of the underworld carved out by the God of Joy. inside.

As soon as Yama Protector appeared here, the entire passage became narrow and crowded.

All the black mist surging around gathered towards it.

Yama Protector (Yama Lord): When the true form of Yama is completely integrated with this physical body, and all kinds of tonics, extremely evil powers, and charms are allocated to strengthen its physical score to '99', Yama Protector will be completely Grow into 'Yama Lord'!

Current physical rating: 57!

Lord Yama walks in hell,

Absorb the extremely evil power and charm,

Strengthen yourself!

…

Since Yama Protector gained a real body, his physical score has increased from 37 to 57.

Among them, the greatest contribution to its physical growth is

It's not the secret medicine from the hidden area that Su Wu often feeds it - those secret medicines have almost no effect on the current Yama protector.

It was the many evil creatures that Su Wu killed on Dongliu Island, and their overflowing charms were swallowed up by the Yama Protector, which contributed to the faster growth of the Yama Protector.

The Yama protector is being released on the 'Pleasant God's Road' in order to use it to gather the wool of the Pleasant God.

The strange charm flowing in the black mist was silently chewed and devoured by Yama Protector.

It walked silently in front of Su Wu,

The fourfold wheel of power turns under its feet.

Su Wu drove the Yama protector forward slowly,

In the crack that was about to close behind him, some viscous black liquid suddenly seeped in. The black liquid spread out on the Xishen Road, squirming and making people stand up. Under the influence of the black mist, they turned into a person who looked like Su Wu. A jet-black figure with the same body shape.

This humanoid figure sprouted dozens of jet-black arms, supporting its increasingly bulging abdomen.

There is no charm in it,

Just like this, he followed Su Wu silently.

The pitch-black figure walked forward, and there seemed to be another pitch-black shadow attached behind it. The pitch-black shadow had six arms. One pair of arms pointed to the sky, and the other pair of arms pointed to the ground. The middle pair of arms was no longer a shadow, but a shadow. It is a pair of physical, highly decayed arms.

There are sores on these arms,

In the sores, there are many figures with their hair flying, lying in the putrid river water, flowing down the river,

Like a drifter in the river.

Just a pair of arms,

It’s like there’s a terrifying world inside!

The rotten left arm held the hilt of a black shadow sword, and his right hand held the tip of the sword. The dark figure standing back to back with the same face as Su Wu suddenly stood still at a certain moment.

Then it turned around,

Making the black shadow with six arms face Su Wu——

The only real pair of arms in the shadow, holding the shadow sword, pushed the dark sword with only shadow towards Su Wu who was marching ahead!

Su Wu felt a creepy feeling in his heart!

He suddenly turned around,

He saw those corrupt arms that he remembered so deeply that he would never forget, holding the black shadow sword, pushing towards him!

The projection of Sanqing's hand!

behind the projection,

There was another pitch-black shape that melted into a thick black liquid in an instant and disappeared on the ground!