My weird life

Su Wu chose the venue for teaching the ‘Kitchen God Method’ in an abandoned factory area on the outskirts of Xuqing City.

I didn’t choose Zhanghe Village where there is a ‘Five Ramps Temple’.

Naturally, this is because there are "Five Rampant Gods" protecting them within a hundred miles around Zhanghe Village. Even if ordinary passers-by are seduced by the "Life-Protect Fire", they will never directly enter the area covered by the "Five Rampant Gods".

in this way,

Su Wu would not be able to teach everyone how to fry the little ghosts and refine the five internal organs of the gods.

In the afternoon, he gave a general speech to everyone about the key points of fried fish.

In the evening, I officially took four people to fry the little tricks.

Then we simply repaired at a local late-night snack stall, and after staying at the hotel to rest,

The next day, everyone started to fry the big fish.

This radical style is exactly the same as that of his master Li Yueshan.

After all, when his master taught him how to fry small and big tricks, he didn't deliberately ask him to prepare anything or do any mental building.

What's more,

He followed his master to fry the big fish for the first time,

Still, when the master saw that he was about to fail, he directly stepped forward.

The situation is much more dangerous than now.

At the moment, he can still take care of the four of them.

The four 'ferocious level' Li Gui caused Yun Nishang and the four of them to struggle all day long.

Finally, they were all fried into statues of gods.

After everyone was thoroughly familiar with all the key points of the ‘Kitchen God Method’,

It was completely dark.

After a busy day, everyone did not feel tired at all. Looking at the four statues of gods fried by their own hands on the stove, their eyes flashed with inexplicable light.

Su Wu stood behind the stove,

He said to everyone: "The Kitchen God's method can exert stronger power when prompted by the 'human wish'.

Now, for you to blow up these ferocious creatures, it is actually a bit reluctant for you.

——The reason why you can still get things done is because I put my personal fire into the stove fire to activate the power of the soul-burning fire. Otherwise, the fried oil soaked in fierce and fierce tricks will not be able to do it with your current skills. Ability, it is difficult to heat up at all. "

He stated the facts to everyone calmly.

The excitement in the hearts of the four people gradually subsided and turned into deep thinking.

"so,

You must remember,

In the future, if you encounter a fierce and powerful monster alone and want to fry it, you must rely on the power of the people around you to guide their willpower into the soul-burning fire.

Everyone is willing to gather their strength,

The soul-burning fire will also become strong and fierce,

Only those who are deep-fried and fierce will be more likely to succeed! "

As Su Wu spoke, the shadows under his feet squirmed, and a python stood up, opening its mouth and spitting out a wooden box.

He took out four "five inner jars" from the wooden box,

Distributed to Shen Hao, Yun Nichang and four others.

“These are the old five-inner cans, you can use them for now.

You can use them to calculate Li Kui's fate.

The specific calculation method is more complicated.

It is necessary to conduct an on-site inspection of the area where Li Kui haunts, monitor the weather that day, collect the traces left by Li Kui, and then put it into this jar. You can see the cross in Li Kui's destiny - the accuracy of the calculated destiny is not high. You also need to make adjustments at any time.

You can use the old five-inner can first.

During this period, please collect these five things for me - cowhide, sheep's eyes, pig intestines, rooster eggs, and horse whip.

I will help you improve the old five-inner can into the new five-inner can.

This way you don’t need so many operations,

As long as you capture the charm of Li Kui and put it into the new five-inner jar, you can get the accurate destiny of Li Kui. "

The four people took the black lacquered copper can and turned it over and over to examine it.

Then prick up your ears,

Keep Su Wu's words in mind.

"The four of you will discuss where to place these four clay statues of gods.

Priority should be given to places that are frequently infested by evil spirits below the ferocious level. "Su Wu glanced at the four clay dolls on the stove, and then said to the four of them, "After opening the temple to pretend to be dirty, we took back the fried oil and blended it together.

I will give each of you ten kilograms,

It will be convenient for you to use at any time in case of emergencies in the future. "

"good."

"Thanks!"

Everyone thanked him one after another.

After making arrangements, the five people took a car and left the abandoned factory area.

This time Fang Yuan drove the car.

He drove the 'hearse driver' Li Jui and drove the car into a black and white world, driving quickly on the 'empty' dark road.

Su Wu sat in the middle of the back seat,

Shen Hao sits on the left and Yun Nichang sits on the right.

He looked at the strange and gloomy scenery outside the window and said to Yun Nishang: "I need a very strong black yak with four horns. Can you ask the platform to help me arrange one?"

"Black yak?"

Shen Hao let out a cry of surprise.

I wonder what Su Wu is looking for a yak for?

Can't yaks only be seen in the secret realm?

As Yun Nishang listened to Su Wu's words, she remembered that the other party asked her to notify the cultural relics protection unit in the hidden area and order them to suspend the excavation of the 'Namu Gyatso Dharma Temple'.

She thought for a moment,

He nodded and said: "Yaks with four horns are very rare, there is no guarantee that they will be found.

But I will report it to the above platform and let them cooperate to find it.

You are now the director of Xuanmen, and these matters are within your authority. However, if you want such a yak for your own use, the money spent needs to be deducted from your salary. "

"And the salary?

How much salary can I make per month now? "Su Wu became interested.

Yun Nichang pursed her lips and smiled, thinking thoughtfully, "I don't know which rank the Weird Investigation Bureau corresponds to in the Weird Countermeasures Department. According to my inference, this director should be at the same level as the 'Deputy Warden' of the Weird Prison.

Further up is the civilian director of the Weird Countermeasures Department.

On the contrary, a civilian supervisor will not have as high a salary as a real-time deception controller and a deputy warden with deception authority.

His salary is not in the same range as those of us, the Trickster Masters.

Deputy Warden's salary,

It should be 100 million yuan per year.

Whether your salary is lower or higher than his salary depends entirely on the official's judgment of your value. "

Shen Hao's eyes widened in shock - a small goal for a year!

He couldn't even dream of it!

Has Su Wu reached this level now?

"It seems that my salary should be higher than that of the deputy warden." Su Wu said thoughtfully, "In this case, you might as well ask the platform to help me find something else - help me find a century-old tree. More than half of peach or jujube wood.”

Then, he stated his specific requirements for peach wood and jujube wood.

Including the need to let the fruit dry up on the branch and not be picked,

Trees need to be struck by lightning once without dying, and so on.

Yun Nishang tapped her finger on the phone screen and quickly formed a specific document: "I will report the two things you want to the platform immediately, and there should be a reply tomorrow."

"Thanks."

…

At the beginning of the lanterns,

Night falls.

In the plain office, the leather sofa reflects the luster under the light.

The solid wood cabinets on the side display porcelain vases and bronze wares. In the hollow in the center, there is also a Chinese painting with an ancient style hanging on it.

Zhang You took off the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose and placed them on the corner of the table.

He lit up a cigarette instead.

The top of his head was shiny and looked extremely eye-catching under the light.

Zhang You looked at Cui Xun who was sitting upright on the sofa.

Open your mouth and speak,

A few strands of hair on his forehead moved slightly: "Xiao Zhiren and Bai Helong are dead.

The captain and deputy captain of the East Region and the captain and deputy captain of the South Region they brought with them were also dead.

He couldn't escape even the evil spirits he had contained. "

Cui Xun stared at the dazzling light reflected in the ashtray. Hearing this, his pupils shrank and he looked up at Zhang You.

Seeing Zhang You's dejected face,

And a heaviness that cannot be concealed.

“There is no news about the deputy warden now.

Wherever he lived, where his parents lived, everywhere he frequented—he was nowhere to be found.

But when I was in a prison,

Can still feel his presence.

——Perhaps, he was left in the prison. "

Cui Xun lowered his head,

Listening to his boss Zhang You's words, his shoulders shook inadvertently.

Four district captains who were in no way weaker than him, plus two prison inspectors who were far stronger than him, went to meet Su Wu - and then, all six of them disappeared.

The bubble dissipated.

Su Wu's strength was beyond his imagination!

So much so that when he recalled all the scenes of provoking Su Wu, his back felt numb and his knees felt weak!

Where did I get the courage back then? !

“I never thought he could win.

But he did win.

Even the Deputy Warden - was most likely trapped in the prison by him in some way! "Zhang You's eyes were red, and he couldn't hide the look of fear on his face. "It's impossible for him not to know that you are the person I sent out to deal with him.

However, he didn't kill you, he still let you back.

It must be some kind of agreement between the two of you, right? "

Zhang You looked at Cui Xun,

Those turbid eyes seemed to be able to penetrate all of Cui Xun's thoughts!

A chill rose on Cui Xun's neck. He froze and faced Zhang You's gaze. He didn't know what to say!

Fortunately,

No need for him to say anything,

The next moment, Zhang You's expression became particularly kind, and he grinned and said to him: "It's okay, it's okay... You don't have to think about it so much, since you are working for him,

Then just concentrate on your work.

I found out from the minister today that Su Wu needs some lightning-struck peach and jujube trees that are over a hundred years old.

I happen to have these in my collection.

In a warehouse I bought, you can find a big truck later.

Transport these things away.

Just ask him,

Do you need any other antiques?

I have them all here! "

Zhang You's eyes became solemn and serious, staring into Cui Xun's eyes: "Be sure to remember to ask for me! Don't forget to ask, what he needs, you have to tell me as soon as possible!"

From his solemn expression,

Cui Xun faintly saw his pleading.

This old man, who has always been shrewd and meticulous, actually showed signs of pleading and fear towards me?

Cui Xun originally thought, would the other party take the opportunity to lure him to the warehouse to get rid of him?

Now, he no longer has this worry.

Now it is this old man who wants something from himself!

He killed himself,

It's equivalent to declaring war on Su Wu!

Xiao Zhiren and Bai Helong both died at the hands of Su Wu.

What did he use to declare war on Su Wu?

He can only ask for peace!

Begging for peace!

Cui Xun, who realized this, suddenly felt a little happy in his heart!