My weird life

"Borrow a magic sword from our Zao team?

Where do we have any magic sword? "Li Yueshan looked at the old Taoist in confusion, and then at the half-cut mahogany sword in his hand, "If you want the old man to cut down a tree for you and cut it into a wooden sword,

That's quite simple.

However, the magic sword you are talking about should be more than that simple, right? "

Su Wu said nothing and looked at Lao Dao quietly, waiting for Lao Dao to explain himself.

The old Taoist flicked half of the mahogany sword in his hand and said: "A magic sword, a magic sword, naturally contains the magic of heaven and earth in the sword. If you choose a piece of wood at random, cut it down and cut it into a wooden sword, it cannot be called a magic sword!"

I want to borrow the magic sword of your Zao team,

Of course it's not just any wooden sword,

——Actually, I want to ask your kitchen team if you can lend me someone to help you.

in heaven and earth,

Those who are the most spiritually rich and can receive the laws of heaven and earth,

None other than human beings.

now,

My magic sword is broken,

Therefore, I would like to invite your disciple Su Wu to come over and hold this half-destroyed magic sword for me.

The combined energy of the two will definitely be far more powerful than when my magic sword is complete.

Now it depends on whether you are willing to part with it or not? "

The old road slants towards Li Yue Mountain,

Li Yueshan was well aware of the horror of the "Zhijin Mountain's Creepy", and letting Su Wu serve as a sword holder and obey the orders of the old masters made Li Yueshan more worried than letting Su Wu visit the underworld.

He hesitated for a long time,

Said: "Last time, I asked my eldest disciple to carry the coffin into the underworld.

Are you asking him to go this time?

Ah Wu is not made of iron either.

How can you call him for everything..."

"I can also hold a sword for the Taoist Priest!"

"I can too!"

Li Zhuer, Qingmiao, and Gou Sheng all spoke out.

Even Xiuxiu raised her little hands.

Su Wu shook his head at this time, looked at the old Taoist, and said: "Since the Taoist asked me to hold a sword, I wonder what the deep meaning is.

Since the Taoist priest thinks that I am the best candidate to hold the sword,

It wouldn't be a big deal if I took a walk. "

Then, he looked sideways at the junior brothers and sisters, and said seriously: "Don't act out of emotion, because your anger will affect you to make unwise decisions - how can you make people rest assured that you can each be independent when you are like this?"

Zhuer and others lowered their heads and remained silent.

Li Yueshan opened his mouth, but was speechless.

"Old Taoist Master, just tell me what you need me to do tomorrow." Su Wu said to the old Taoist.

The old Taoist nodded repeatedly: "Early tomorrow morning, I will wander around, looking for the place where the wind and energy are hidden in the mountains, and I will settle on the acupoint, and then I can set up an altar on the spot.

Use the sword technique.

Then you will go with me. "

"Okay." Su Wu agreed, turned to look at everyone in the kitchen class, and asked the master, "Master, please take the junior brothers and sisters with us tomorrow."

Hearing this, Li Yueshan hesitated and said: "Ask your junior brothers and sisters to go with you.

The old man stayed in the village and took care of these lonely old people.

If there is a serious attack—"

"If the evil spirits attack, can master protect these old people?

But he still risked his own life for nothing.

The serious attack is really coming. Whether the master stays in the village or not, it actually won't help.

Still walking together with my disciples,

If something happens, you can take care of your disciples.

Master, you must understand,

The most important thing at the moment is undoubtedly to imprison that Li Wei. Only by imprisoning that Li Wei can Zhijin Mountain and its surrounding areas truly settle down.

Those old people can live longer,

Otherwise, everything is illusion.

Let's leave some food for them tomorrow. Master will go to the mountains with us to take care of the disciples.

When severe evil strikes,

It is also the most taboo to divide the troops into multiple directions! "Su Wu persuaded Li Yueshan seriously.

Li Yueshan originally had a stubborn temper, but for some reason, he could always listen to all the persuasion his eldest disciple gave him.

At this time, he looked up at the face of the eldest disciple,

Thinking back to all the regrets from the past,

He made up his mind: "Okay!"

The old Taoist next to him grinned silently when he saw this scene.

In this kind of matter, he also knew that his advice to Li Yueshan would be useless.

It would only be effective if the master disciple took action, and now it seems that it is indeed the case.

The old Taoist looked at Su Wu,

Look at Li Yueshan again,

A bit of melancholy arose in my heart - it was such a pity that such a good disciple was not under my sect...

Everyone agreed on everything,

Then they each got busy and made various preparations for tomorrow’s trip.

Qingmiao specially cooked a pot of porridge and soup.

Save it as food for the lonely old man in the village tomorrow.

When it's time to eat, just put some heat in the stove.

The busy night is over,

When it was still dark the next day, the old Taoist got up from the bed and woke up Li Yueshan.

Li Yueshan immediately woke up all his disciples.

Everyone informed the local elders to come over and told them that they were going out to catch ghosts today. They gathered together and had a hasty bowl of porridge and rice.

Then he drove out of the village.

Su Wu followed the old Taoist's instructions and drove the draft horse around the mountains.

The kitchen team was lightly dressed and did not bring much luggage, so they only drove one animal.

The rest are tied up in Xiushuihe Village.

Even horses, mules and their calves were tied up in the village.

"The sword technique of inserting mud and sending troops,

It lies in leveraging the power of people to move the terrain.

From our perspective, there is Qi flowing everywhere between heaven and earth.

Among the mountains, rivers and swamps, there are also Qi veins spreading,

If you find the place where the Qi veins intersect, you can move the earth veins with your own body and leverage the power of mountains, rivers and swamps.

But my body is real,

The energy of mountains, rivers and water veins is virtual,

If the virtual and the real are to be communicated, only the real and the virtual can be communicated.

Set up an altar,

Granted the true pottery,

Achievements, talismans, body, etc.

All in order to make oneself "empty\

,"After oneself transforms from reality into emptiness, the power to communicate with mountains, rivers, and rivers will naturally have no barriers.

As long as we find the place where Qi and veins meet,

You can set up an altar to cast down the Dharma, and you can insert mud into the ground and send out troops! "On the cart, Lao Tao looked at the rolling mountains and slowly spoke,

Su Wu, who specializes in teaching coach driving,

He did not hesitate to reveal the secret cultivation of Maoshan shaman.

Li Yueshan sat next to him and kept pouting after hearing this.

The fat old man had long seen the old Taoist's "wolfish ambition", and he was still worried about it, fearing that the eldest disciple would not be able to withstand the temptation and run away with the old Taoist.

However, he became more and more at ease with his eldest disciple after seeing his eldest disciple endure all kinds of temptations without any response.

At this time, I heard what the old Taoist said,

There was no interruption,

Anyway, this kind of knowledge will ultimately benefit his disciples. The other party likes to say,

Then say more!

Su Wu had already read what the old Taoist said in the book "The Art of Swordsmanship and Swordsmanship".

It's just that the old man puts it more plainly and understandably.

What the other party meant,

I still want to abduct him to Maoshan witchcraft and formally worship him as a disciple of Maoshan witchcraft.

In this way, he can be taught the true talisman, obtain the magic from the altar, and cultivate the 'talisman dharma body'.

Su Wu didn't express anything when he heard this, but just said: "I have already read what the Taoist Master said in the small booklet you gave me."

"What others have already seen has to be said again.

How insincere! "Li Yueshan immediately helped.

The old Taoist snorted, spread his hands and said, "If you want to learn something more profound,

You can become a disciple of the old Taoist disciples.

The old Taoist promised to teach him all the methods that do not involve Maoshan Wu Taoism.

If you want to learn the true tradition of Maoshan Wu Taoism,

Also,

Follow the old Taoist back to Maoshan Wumen and formally worship at the Maoshan Wumen Wall! "

Li Yueshan was furious when he heard this: "You are so shameless, you dared to pry my disciple in front of me.

I also want him to abandon the door and wall of the Kitchen God Sect! "

Although Taoism governs by doing nothing,

But it is not without rules and regulations.

The fat old man also knew very well that if the eldest disciple worshiped in the Wumen Wall of Maoshan, he would definitely be insulated from the Kitchen God Sect!

He can tolerate his disciples having multiple masters,

But he will never allow the eldest disciple to abandon the door and wall.

"You, the tyrannical and exoteric sects, have cultivated your Dharma and will be your people forever.

Our Kitchen God Cult does not have such prejudice!

All Zao Class disciples in the world can also practice other sects!

Stingy, you are so stingy! "Li Yueshan laughed repeatedly.

The old Taoist looked very confused.

Both eyebrows are knitted together,

Hearing this, he shook his head repeatedly and smiled bitterly: "I also know that our sect is stingy.

But the rules are not set by veterans.

The old Taoist cannot destroy it easily...

well……

There is no way to get the best of both worlds! "

Su Wu raised his eyebrows but said nothing.

Anyway, it's not him who's anxious now.

It is not the Yinxi Maizao team that is at the critical moment of survival of the sect.

Since the old Taoist attaches so much importance to the rules of his sect, let him just hold on to the rules and watch the sect perish.

If he can't stand it any longer,

There is always a time to make an exception for Su Wu!

obviously,

Now the old Taoist has a tendency to be unable to restrain himself.

The three of them had their own thoughts and were silent for a while.

It was the veteran who took the initiative to speak first.

He pointed to the arched mountains in the distance and the river passing behind them, and said: "Places with strange terrain are often the best places to hide wind and gather energy.

The art of looking for dragons and divining acupoints is to find these strange places in the terrain so that they can be used by people.

You see,

Now the mountains and rivers are like a golden bow shooting at the sun, which is also a good place.

However, the mountains here are continuous. This treasured land of "Golden Bow Shooting the Sun" can become a "hole" for the mountains and rivers here, but it cannot gather the shapes of the mountains and hide the veins of the water. It is not obvious that it is not The location of 'Xunguan'.

To the south in front, a platform hangs down from the solitary mountain, and water flows around it. It is also a treasure place.

It can be called the ‘Spiritual Monkey Catching the Moon’.

There are also "Dragonfly Pointing Water" and "Guanmao Mountain" over there, which are all good places.

Maybe some high-ranking official or wealthy person is buried inside. "

The old Taoist said eloquently,

Everyone listened attentively.

Often he would point out a treasure place, and when everyone looked at it, they would realize that the shape of the mountains and rivers there was indeed what he said.

In this way, I will be more convinced of what the old Taoist said.

The mule cart carried everyone for a while,

When traveling to high places,

The old Taoist looked at the rolling mountains in front of him and suddenly let out a startled cry.

He stretched out his hand to measure the visual distance between the landscape in front of him and himself.

He said difficult words such as "The vital point of a snake is seven inches, the vital point of a dragon is nine inches, and the dragon's veins are wrapped around nine inches of jade."

After talking about it for a while,

He clapped his hands,

Pointing forward, he said: "The acupoint must be in the mountain ahead!

Look at the intertwining of mountains and rivers,

It is undoubtedly the ‘Golden Dragon Scissors’! "

Everyone followed the old Taoist pointing finger and looked forward——

Suddenly I saw where the mountains began,

Somewhere in the mountain range that stretches for more than half a mile, a river meanders out from it!

The river passes through the "nine inches" of the mountain range,

and then goes straight forward,

parallel to the peak in front,

just like a pair of scissors that are closed!