My weird life

The moment this incomplete face appeared,

The scarlet fire and gray-black embers on the paper became silent.

Converging towards that ‘需韎’ facial makeup at an extremely slow speed,

‘需鎎’, these two sly characters,

Gradually the strokes were changed by invisible forces,

Some twisted and weird strokes were replaced,

Add another new stroke.

As the embers and evil fire all gathered on the '退鎎' facial makeup, the two strange words '退鎎' finally turned into a form that Su Wu could understand - which can be parodied: '退逎' Facebook.

On human skin paper,

A pure black face emerged, but with eyes, ears, mouth, nose and other facial features.

That’s the ‘weird-black’ facial makeup!

——

When it was still dark the next day,

Many people gathered outside the Cui family's house and poked their heads into the yard from time to time.

These common people all learned that there was a kitchen team here distributing rice grains, so they came here specially.

When Xiangdi got up to cook porridge,

After seeing the people outside and asking why they came,

He quickly went to report to Li Yueshan.

Li Yueshan got up early and was practicing the Kung Fu taught by the other party with the old Taoist in a strict manner. By the way, he also called Gou Sheng, Xiu Xiu and Da Hu to practice Kung Fu together.

He heard Xiangdi's report and nodded.

She thought deeply and said, "Xiangdi, please make more porridge and soup to make it thicker.

Please invite all the people outside to come inside and have a rest.

The weather is too cold, so as not to catch them cold.

After a while, the porridge was ready.

Give each of them a bowl. "

"Yes, Mr. Zhang Zao." Xiangdi responded, her eyes lingering on Da Zi for a moment.

Her son stood in a row with Xiuxiu and Gou Sheng, and was also practicing Kung Fu meticulously.

The son winked and smiled at her,

Xiangdi felt peaceful inside.

"Xiuxiu,

Go wake up your two senior sisters.

Yesterday they were busy for a long time, and today they were specifically allowed to sleep for half an hour longer. Now that the time has come, they don't know how to get up. What a two lazy idiots! "Li Yueshan told Xiuxiu,

Then he took Gou Sheng to wake up his elder brother.

but,

The two children have not yet reached the door.

The two doors facing each other from east to west were pushed open with a creaking sound, as if by appointment.

"Good morning, senior brother!"

Li Zhuer's voice came from the door of the west room.

Her brows and eyes were full of joy,

He greeted Su Wu who happened to be walking out of the opposite door.

Su Wu nodded,

He turned to look at the dark-faced master: "Master."

Li Yueshan didn't look at him. Instead, he glared at Li Zhuer who was blocking the door with a blushing face. He snorted, "Old man, I'm standing at the foot of the wall. When you go out, all I see is your senior brother." ,

Even the master is invisible! "

"Master, I happened to see senior brother as soon as I opened the door..." Li Zhuer stuck out her tongue and walked out of the door quickly, followed by Qing Miao quietly.

Qingmiao is much more disciplined than Pearl,

First salute to Master,

Then he bowed his head and saluted Su Wu.

Li Yueshan had no intention of pursuing Zhu Er for anything.

Seeing Pearl getting along with his eldest disciple like this, he was actually very happy.

So he scolded Zhu'er for a few words, then gently brushed the matter aside and said: "There should be many villagers coming here to collect food today. You will take all the food in the Cui family's warehouse today." Okay, divide it up.

Staying here for two or three days,

After all the food is distributed,

The two carriages we ordered should be completed.

Then continue on your way! "

"good!"

All the disciples responded one after another,

After practicing kung fu a few times with the old Taoist, when my whole body was feeling hot,

Xiangdi from the backyard came over to inform everyone in the kitchen team that the porridge was ready and the meal was ready.

"Let's go!

After eating, get busy! "The master greeted the disciples,

Go to the main room in the front yard to eat porridge.

At this time,

Many villagers had gathered in the hall. When they saw Li Yueshan and his entourage, they all stood up quickly and bowed solemnly.

All of them are sallow and thin,

Li Yueshan looked at it and shook his head and said: "Don't be polite, I'm cooking a pot of porridge in the back. The weather is very cold. Let's all have a bowl later to warm ourselves up."

"Eh……

Sir, you are so kind. There is already a lot of food on the table.

We also need to trouble the people in your team to cook porridge for us.

Thank you so much! "An old man in the hall was elected by everyone. He tremblingly wanted to salute and thank Li Yueshan, but Li Yueshan quickly stopped him.

"These are the things left on the table from yesterday's banquet at Cui Dahu's house.

There are some unslaughtered chickens, ducks and fish in the backyard.

You will each take some back later. "

"Little old man, I really don't know what to say.

Thank you, Master Zhangzao..."

"What's the thank you for?

These things originally came from each of your families, and now the old man is just returning them to you.

Thanks,

Just thank God!

It finally did a good thing and brought Cui Dahu’s family to the underworld to enjoy happiness..."

…

The people in the main hall had a hot and full meal.

The disciples of Zao Class went to the warehouse to carry grain.

Arrange the leftover chicken, duck and fish meat in the kitchen into categories.

Outside the burned-out courtyard wall of Cui Daren's house,

Villagers lined up in long lines.

Zhuer and Qingmiao are still responsible for distributing food.

Distribute bags of grain and some chickens and ducks that had been packed in advance to the villagers queuing up.

From early morning to almost noon,

The food accumulated in the Cui family's warehouse and the ingredients in the kitchen are roughly divided.

Without the intrusion of Li Gui,

In the past few days in Yangping Town, the Yinxi Maizao team has finally settled down and can live their lives step by step.

Learn Kung Fu from seasoned Taoist professors every morning to keep fit and healthy.

Do some housework every day,

In the afternoon, Senior Brother taught everyone how to read and write.

Get together in the evening and listen to some anecdotes and insights from Master to enrich your experience.

In a few days,

Su Wu also secretly handed over several prescriptions to Zhu'er and Qingmiao.

As well as various medicinal materials for making Xiongxue Tang and Yuanzhao Dayu Tang, they also took out a lot of them and gave them to the two of them for safekeeping - the foundation of the Yinxi Maizao team was too weak, and they needed to be inclusive and learn from the strengths of others.

Only then can this team be completely strengthened.

now,

Zao Banzi has Taoist Kungfu and medicinal materials from the secret realm that can strengthen the body.

In addition to young people, several disciples also have their own destiny.

The corpse exorcist's method of controlling corpses and the 'Immortal reliance practice' in the secret realm can all be seen in this small kitchen team.

Su Wu is currently still studying the "Enshrining the Face of the Nuo God" in the "Duan Gong Law", hoping to add an extra layer of protection to the junior brothers and sisters, so that when they face Li Wei, they will not only use the soul-collecting rice to imprison Li Wei. Available.

but,

His research has not made much progress yet.

after all,

The 'Duangong' or 'horse's feet' that can worship the Nuo God must first have encountered some powerful and treacherous appearance by chance when they were young due to various unfortunate reasons such as their own illness and fate.

Therefore, a mask is used to record the face of the foreign minister,

Offering incense to worship Foreign Minister Li Gui,

Entertain the gods with all kinds of strange dances,

Then offer a sacrifice that matches the foreign minister’s ‘zodiac sign’,

After all these processes, some treacherous foreign ministerial powers can be communicated.

As for Su Wu,

There was no time when I was frail and sick when I was young.

He was well cared for by his parents.

but,

Su Wu had not encountered any very tragic events in his life.

Both parents died,

It can be an unbearable weight in a person's life.

But at that time,

Li Gui seems to have no signs of recovery yet.

It is even more impossible to communicate with Foreign Minister Li Wei.

The only thing Su Wu can study now is the facial makeup on human skin.

He tried to get those masks fixed,

Become a foreign minister with ghostly hands and a treacherous mind.

However,

The Ghost Hand is an incomplete Cree. The complete Master of the Corpse Forest or the Shadow Cree are all terrifying Cree at the 'ferocious' level or above. In the incomplete state, the Ghost Hand is extremely powerful, but it is not big enough. To the level where the external appearance can be manifested,

As for the deceitful heart,

Taming the evil heart has taken a lot of effort from Su Wu.

If you want to let the inner deceit project its external appearance,

And it happens to be connected with the facial makeup on the human skin paper, which is difficult for Su Wu to do at this stage.

…

One night,

In a room with a strong smell of charcoal fire,

Several oil lamps were lit by fire starters.

The heated kang in the room was very warm.

The heat radiates outward,

It makes the whole house feel warm and cozy.

The master's face was looming in the darkness, with only a shallow outline.

He brought an oil lamp to the table on the fire table,

Only then did the light reflect his fat, smiling face.

It also reflected a figure wrapped in a thick quilt against the wall. Heavy snores came from the quilt, which made Li Yueshan blush for a while. He patted the person in the quilt and whispered: " Keep your voice down!

Otherwise, you won’t be able to sleep! "

The threat of the fat old man was quite effective;

As soon as he finished speaking, the snoring sound of the man in the quilt suddenly became much quieter.

The person nestled under the quilt is naturally an old man.

Now the genius is wiped out,

He just hid under the quilt and went to sleep. Li Yueshan scolded him as a lazy man, but there was nothing he could do.

"This guy just wants to go against the old man!" The master pointed at the old man and cursed with a smile,

In front of the fire bed, a low laughter sounded in the dark room.

——At present, everyone in the Zao team gathered in the room where the master was resting, and were about to listen to him talk about some of his personal experiences.

In the past two days, the disciples have benefited a lot from Li Yueshan's dictation.

In fact, many folk traditions

This has always been the case,

Teach by precept and example.

This method of inheriting skills without written records has caused many skills to die quietly as the years change.

Li Yueshan also realized the inappropriateness of this method.

He is getting older and wiser,

In addition to many unforgettable things in the past that I will never forget until my death.

There are also many things that I have gradually forgotten.

So take advantage of the moment,

He wanted to pass down as much of his knowledge and experience as possible and have others record it so that it could be passed down to future generations.

The eldest disciple is the recorder.

The person who wrote the written record was Su Wu.

"Ahem..." Master lit a bag of cigarettes, cleared his throat, exhaled a puff of smoke, and was about to talk about a thrilling experience he had when he caught a glimpse of black paint sticking out of Su Wu's armpit from the corner of his eye. Painted paws,

The claws sprouted colorful threads, sewing something around it.

Li Yueshan shouted, "Awu!

Why are you sewing something instead of writing down your record for me?"