My weird life

"Taoist Priest,

These treacherous gentlemen call the person outside the door a "weird agent". Are "weird agents" also called "weird agents"?

Why can't I feel the slightest charm from it? "

Su Wu looked at the old Taoist priest and said.

"How do I know?

I don’t understand anything..." The old Taoist priest turned his head and looked at Su Wu blankly.

"..."

The Taoist priest had just spoken to the master.

He also said that he could try to bring the 'Spirit' back to where it used to be.

Now facing Su Wu's question, he acted like an old fool again. He must know something.

At the moment, he was deliberately entertaining Su Wu without telling him.

"Ha!" Li Yueshan looked at the old Taoist priest and sneered. However, he understood what the old Taoist was planning and did not expose him. Instead, he said, "If there is such a thing as magic in the world,

The current deceitful man has no charm and can be called a god.

If there is no distinction between gods and ghosts in the world,

Then it is just a trick!

Why bother with these issues? "

"Niubi,

This trick just held down the trick on Landlord Cui with one hand - you and I both saw it,

I've traveled all over the country for so many years, but I've only seen one and a half such vicious creatures!

That half of the ghost is the 'ghost craftsman' we all encountered in the ghost gate!

so,

Old man, let me tell you clearly.

To deal with this trick, our team can only use the fire in the stove to deal with it.

It's impossible to fry it - now it's up to you,

What can you say to try and send it back to its original place?

How to try?

How can an old man cooperate with you? Just say it! "

Li Yueshan spoke,

His expression became more serious.

The old Taoist priest's eyes suddenly became clearer, as if cold lightning flashed across his eyes.

He listened carefully to what Li Yueshan said,

He turned his head and looked at Li Yueshan, but said: "It's a good thing if you don't cause trouble for me!"

"You're so awesome,

At this time, you still have to say nonsense! "The master raised his eyebrows and glared at the old Taoist priest fiercely.

The old Taoist priest shook his head,

Sighed,

With his back bent, he walked to the incense altar left by Wang Duangong.

He summoned Su Wu and the four horse-footed gentlemen to his side, and said, "I still have to ask you to go through the underworld and bring the treacherous man outside the door back to where he belongs."

Several of the telltale men turned pale with fright.

They all shook their heads.

"It won't work!"

"Our altar god was suppressed when he came out. Can't we ask God to let our bodies pass through the underworld?!"

"This is killing us!"

"We'd better try to invite Mr. Jiu Liu from Jiji Mountain in the southwest!

He is Daduan Gong,

There must be a way to lead the way through the evil spirits! "

Uh-huh!

The four horses were still refusing, and the old Taoist priest suddenly took out half of the mahogany sword from his bag, and a layer of gray and white charisma suddenly spread in the air.

It made the four of them feel cold all over their bodies.

They all stopped talking!

The old Taoist still looked like an old fool, looked at the four of them and said: "If you don't want to go, then you can try first whether my wooden sword can kill people?

The old Taoist has also killed many criminals..."

After talking about it, he looked confused again.

However, the frightening charm on the half mahogany sword and the words coming out of his mouth,

But people don't dare to treat him as an old fool!

The four horsemen looked pale and said nothing.

The old Taoist priest patted his head and said,

Look behind you,

The soul-burning fire that originally rose more than ten feet high was now entangled in a layer of viscous black liquid, and half of it had been extinguished.

In less than half an hour,

The surrounding soul-burning fire will be completely extinguished,

The spy stood quietly behind the door,

Like a piece of wood.

After two failed attempts,

It stopped and never took a third step forward.

But when it steps forward for the third time, there must be no obstacles on the way forward - not only because the soul-burning fire was extinguished by the thick black liquid, but also because the old Taoist vaguely remembered that the "weird" at the door was recorded in ancient books. It has such characteristics.

"You four don't look like this.

The old Taoist asked you to go to the underworld,

There must be a way to protect your lives,

I won’t ask you to die in vain. "The old Taoist turned around and patted one of the horses on the shoulder, almost frightening the other party to the ground.

The four horses had smiles uglier than crying on their faces, and they all nodded.

Don't dare to talk too much.

The old Taoist stood in front of the incense altar,

There are also several magical instruments placed on the incense altar.

namely, an ox-horn;

A big seal of ‘Thunder Capital Si’;

A bell.

He handed over the Great Seal of Thunder Capital to Su Wu,

Divide the horn and the bell between the two telltales,

Then he picked up the three remaining masks on the incense altar,

One of the three masks is a kind-hearted old man;

One is a fierce god with a red face and fangs;

One is a skull mask.

The faint smell of incense emanated from the three masks. Su Wu's nose twitched slightly, and the subtle movements on his face were seen by the old Taoist.

The old Taoist stacked the three masks.

He turned to Su Wu and said, "You seem to have an ability to communicate with different gods?"

Su Wu reacted after hearing this,

I know what the old man is talking about is the parody ability of human skin paper.

He nodded without comment.

"I'll leave these three faces of Nuo gods to you.

See if you can wake them up? "As the old Taoist spoke, he handed the three masks to Su Wu.

As soon as Su Wu reached out and took the three 'Nuo God Faces', the facial makeup on his face suddenly fell off and stuck to his chest, faintly exuding waves of coldness.

He had an inexplicable premonition,

Put the three faces of Nuo gods close to your chest,

The face slowly melted on his clothes and disappeared.

Then, a kind-hearted old man's face appeared on his face. The old man's face flashed past, then turned into a pale skull mask, and suddenly turned into a fierce god with a red face and fangs.

It’s like changing your face!

Seeing this situation, the four horses were all in a daze.

Every Duan Gong has the inheritance of altar gods.

Most of these 'Altar Gods' were acquired by the first generation Duan Gong during their sleep or near-death experiences after they accidentally contracted a serious illness or suffered a family death.

Because of a disaster, they

Able to use the power of the altar god.

Thereafter,

An incense altar was set up and the god was continuously worshiped in the incense altar, so the god got the name "altar god".

Duan Gong decided the zodiac sign for the altar god based on the year when he first met the altar god.

They used these zodiac signs as animal sacrifices to continuously provide offerings to the altar gods.

Generally speaking, a Duan Gong can only use the altar gods offered in his own incense altar.

Even if I get the face of Nuo god,

He can't even think of driving him to get the altar god.

But now that the horseshoes saw Su Wu, in just a blink of an eye, he was able to command the three altar gods of Wang Duangong's lineage that had been passed down from generation to generation!

This situation really broke their cognition!

Su Wu sensed his own situation more clearly,

As soon as these Nuo god faces are put on the face, an extremely strong scent of incense will penetrate into the nostrils.

Inhaling the scent of incense will give you a smoky feeling.

It's like my body has no weight and I can ride on the wind at any time.

The current world is disintegrating before your eyes,

Some ditches, ridges, and winding paths that cannot be seen in normal conditions are all vaguely presented to my eyes at this moment.

It seems that I can step into those deep valleys with one step,

But when I took a step forward, I found that those secluded valleys were even further away from me.

at the same time,

Whenever I use the corresponding Nuo god's face, there will always be a vague shape appearing among some colorful air currents,

Three faces of Nuo gods,

Corresponding to three different shapes and shadows!

Su Wu was suspicious,

Those shapes may be the shadows of some terrifying and weird creatures. The weird ones who can 'imprint' themselves in the colorful air currents between heaven and earth with just their shadows may be terrifying existences above the 'Desolate level'!

"It seems you can manipulate them,

There are no livestock to sacrifice to them now, so you should exercise control over how you use their power, lest they suddenly stop listening to you when the clouds come later. "The old Taoist voice sounded in the colorful world,

The mask on Su Wu's face suddenly faded away, revealing his original face, and he looked at the old Tao solemnly.

The old Taoist looked at Su Wu's eyes and said, "If you have any doubts, let's wait until Guo Yin comes back. If we don't hurry up, the person outside the door will walk in!"

"good."

"In fact, witchcraft does not separate families.

Folks hold the ji to invite the ghosts and ask for the method of subduing the gods. This kind of method is also common in Taoism.

Although the old Taoist doesn't know much about the Duan Gong method of crossing the yin,

But there are Nuo god pioneers to open the way,

Seeing the underworld and guiding the dark path are not difficult tasks. "

The old Taoist was talking,

While tearing off the red cloth on the altar table,

Then he took out the Tai Chi Bagua Liang Yi chart from his bag and placed it on the altar table.

then,

He placed a thumb-sized seal button in the center of the altar table.

He said: "Disciple Xuanzhao, after receiving the three caves and five thunder sutras of the Shangqing Dynasty, please lower the 'Shangqing Dharma Altar'!"

The old Taoist said in one word,

The scent of incense in Su Wu's nose suddenly became much stronger.

Even without the mask covering his face, he seemed to see colorful energy flowing from heaven to earth, gathering and lingering around the altar table with a Eight Diagrams spread out in front of the old Taoist!

At this time,

The old Taoist randomly picked up two incense candles and stood them on either side of the altar table.

Those scents lingering around the altar table,

suddenly accumulated in the candle end,

Incense candles are lit,

A foot of brilliant light rises!

then,

The beautiful energy veins all around are intertwined on the entire altar table.

form various textures,

It seems to have turned into an altar in a trance!

The Shangqing Dharma Altar has been established!

Subsequently,

The old Taoist took out the altar wood from the bag and pressed it on the right side of the 'altar'. He also took out the imperial bell and placed it on the left side of the altar. He placed an incense burner in the middle, but no incense was put on it.

Instead, he took out his brush,

Soaked in cinnabar ink,

Draw a spell on a piece of yellow paper!

The master stood outside, looking worriedly at Su Wu who was standing in the altar. What he wanted to ask Lao Tao just now, he finally didn't ask.

It’s not that easy to live in Yin!

Especially bringing back a spy who ran away from the ‘underworld’,

How could the other party be willing? !

After drawing a talisman, the old man suddenly raised it into the air.

The yellow talisman floated across the incense burner in the middle,

Suddenly it burst into flames!

There was a thumping sound in the coffin in front of the altar,

The entire longevity coffin was slightly cracked and cracked.

Deep ravines show traces in the gaps——

"Now there is Mrs. Cui who died,

He died because of Li Gui's intrusion, and his soul was salvaged during the passage of Yin.

Can you open the road to the underworld? ! "

The old Taoist slapped the wood that suppressed the altar,

and asked the coffin that had undergone strange changes in front of everyone!

Creak, creak!

The coffin began to tremble faintly,

and the cracks on it became larger and larger.

In the cracks, dark green eyes appeared, and a strong strange rhythm suddenly burst out - but in the next moment, it was suppressed by the Qi channels connected to the Shangqing Altar, and could not burst out!