My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

Dude, what do you think of my country boy look?

The guy blocking the road suddenly asked Eric.

What?

Eric didn't know what he meant.

What about this?

The guy blocking the way suddenly changed into a guy Eric was familiar with.

Penguin!

What was just a young country boy is now a penguin man wearing a top hat, a tuxedo, an 80s single-gentleman glasses, and an umbrella!

Penguin shouted at Eric in a dark voice: Batman, give up your damn principles, I know you want to do something to me, right here, come on!

What?

Eric's mind was a little confused, Wait...are you a Penguin?

Penguin? Haha... so what?

Penguin changed again and became the superman Eric was familiar with.

Batman, if you see the shadow in front of you, you don't need to be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you. In the Justice League, I will always support you!

He spoke in a superhuman voice.

That's enough! Clay figurine, stop making such silly jokes.

Green Arrow patted him on the shoulder.

etc!

Eric interrupted Arrow aloud, You mean he's a clay figure? The clay figure that can turn into anyone?

The clay figurines in the DC world have a plastic-like body shape, mainly through changing the shape of the body to carry out criminals and threaten Gotham City. He used to be an actor and liked to play other people's identities, which led him to have a mysterious interest in becoming someone else and participating in the other's life.

Not only can he imitate the appearance of the target object, but he can also completely become the object of imitation from the molecular level. But every time he changes his body to mimic someone else, the true self inside him fades away, which means that one day, he will truly be someone else and be nothing at the same time.

Yes, the new Batman,

That's me... you can call me clay man, or clay face, I always have all kinds of characters in my head, I can play them, etc... I thought again A new character, do you want to take a look?

Before Eric and his party could speak, he spun again at high speed, throwing out all the mud on his body.

Eric and Raven, Green Arrow covered his face with his hands to block the thrown mud.

Enough! Clay figurine, stop changing!

Green Arrow looked at the mud thrown at him in disgust, and yelled at him.

However, the clay figurine turned a blind eye to Green Arrow's words, and he turned into a clown again.

Scarlet lips, green hair, and a terrifying smile, Bat, have you ever danced with the devil in the moonlight? Haha, I did!

Maybe we should go!

Seeing that the clay figurine's habit of playing other people's pranks could not be stopped, Eric suggested that everyone go first.

I think it's a good idea, Green Arrow was the first to agree.

I don't think that's a good idea!

The clown was infuriated by the clay figurine pretending to be himself.

Mudman, if you pretend to be me again, I will treat you like a strangled kitten, break your arm, and stuff it up your ass, making you howl!

The clown yelled at the clay figurine.

It was obvious that he was really angry.

I'm the real clown! Gotham's...evil criminal! As for you, jack-o'-lantern, why are you so—serious!

The mud man walked over with a charming posture. Not only did he become a clown, but even his tone of voice became exactly the same as the clown.

You're not a clown! I'm a clown! You're just a fake!

Joker felt offended, and he spit hard, but it landed on the lampshade, which made him even more upset.

Various thoughts flashed through his mind, and various hallucinations appeared.

He saw the clown dressed in clay figurine and Batman fight together, and he was placed alone in a corner of the warehouse where no one cared about him.

Batman: Come on, you're not a clown anymore, this guy in front of you is the real clown!

Mud figurine: Hahaha, you have lost completely, I am the real Joker, Batman's old enemy, you should retire, no one likes you, no one cares about you anymore.

Raven: I think the clay clown is more interesting. After all, the other party will become other villains, which is much more interesting.

Green Arrow: You can't do anything, not to mention Robin, you are not even as good as an ordinary criminal, hurry up and perform your duty of lighting!

Everyone around Batman came to laugh at him, and everyone didn't care about him!

In the past, they would be shaken all over by the clown, and then they would come and beat him up, slap him hard...

But now they stand beside the clay figurine clown, blowing the trumpet of joy, throwing flowers for him, cheering and flocking to him, leaving the clown hanging alone on the tree by the roadside, alone and unaccompanied …

The illusion was so real it made the muscles in the clown's face twitch.

Batman has to be his, and only he can play with Batman!

So now he wants to kill the clay figurine.

But unfortunately, he can't do anything now, he can only attack the clay figurines with his mouth.

The two quickly clashed with each other.

In order not to be affected, Eric and his party had to stay away from them.

Even at a distance of tens of meters, Eric could hear the two clowns attacking each other.

Two clowns fighting, it's the scariest thing in the world.

Unbearable swear words and slang words continued to spew out from the two people's mouths, like black sludge, continuously sputtering out.

After waiting for an hour, the two continued to argue.

It seems that if they don't continue to stop, they will quarrel until the next day.

In order to get on the road in time, Eric had to force the clown to leave here with a lantern.

But it also annoyed the clown.

Hey Bat, if it wasn't for you, I'd fuck that guy up!

Based on your current appearance, save yourself.

Eric ignored the Joker's indignation, hooked him to the saddlebags of the horse, and continued on his way.

 …

After a two-day trek, the group soon arrived in Nevada.

It is still a desolate plain.

There is no human habitation.

After being led by the green arrow, everyone found a bar.

It's amazing enough to find a bar in the last days.

I have agreed with the person in charge of the shelter here, and we will meet here.

Green Arrow was the first to push open the wooden door and walk in.

No matter where it is, humans like to have a drink. I like the atmosphere here. Bat, why don't we have a glass of wine. What do you like? Margaret wine or liquor?

The clown was hung on Eric's waist, and he followed him to this miserable bar that was devastated by the wind and sand.