My Superhero Can’t Be This Jerk

The storm's flight was blocked, and it slammed into an ice wall.

It seemed that someone had instantly created an ice wall to block her flight.

Break the ice wall and continue to use hearing to catch the enemy's movements.

It was found that there was no other sound except for the groaning of the stars.

The enemy has fled!

Under the cover of her accomplices.

Storm Silver clenched his teeth, and glared viciously in the direction of Starlight.

It's all the fault of Bichi, if it wasn't for her, I would have dealt with that crazy woman long ago!

 …

It was her Suicide Squad teammates who covered Harley's retreat—Deathshooter, Captain Boomerang, Killer Frost, and Black Spider.

In the speeding car, the death shooter frowned and said to Harley while operating the steering wheel: Only this time, I swear, next time you die like this, I won't accompany you!

Deadshot is very dissatisfied with Harley Quinn going to the TV station to die without authorization.

Oh, don't give up on me, little cowboy!

Harry made a cuddly expression, put his head close to the dead shooter's chest, and pasted it, I just want to fulfill a small wish of mine, a wish I have always had. Look, didn't this ad say it?

Harley took out a superhero selection poster out of nowhere, As long as you want to be a member of superheroes, come to this century show!

It has always been my dream to form a group of super villains, and now they can be publicly selected on TV. Is there a crazier way than this? Harley said excitedly.

Hmph, I didn't know you were so passionate about superheroes!

Killer Frost sitting in the back row couldn't help but sneer.

No!

Harry screamed: Not a superhero, but a supervillain, a team of supervillains like Mr. J's Legion of Doom, but...

Harry thought for a while, In this world, potato curry on number five... no, on earth five, superheroes and supervillains seem to be no different, they can all do bad things with a swagger, I love earth five!

“As much as I love green potato curry!”

Harry gave a cheer.

So...why do you want a team of supervillains? Just to join your Mr. J's Legion of Doom? Or to prove that you can build a team of supervillains better than her?

Captain Boomerang felt that Harry was thinking strangely, so he asked.

Wow, that's a really interesting topic!

Harry suddenly turned around, with a big grin on the corner of his mouth, Someone once told me that female supervillains have an invisible upper limit: that is, we can't be too strong, otherwise people won't tolerate us!

Oh! That sounds crazy doesn't it?

Harry stuck his head out the window, So I decided to break this crazy-sounding rule!

What?

Killer Frost showed a startled expression, Where did you hear about this rule?

Haven't you heard the story of the Fable Queen?

Harley stuck his head in front of Killer Frost again.

Once upon a time, in the eighties, there was a powerful witch called the Queen of Fables! She didn't want to be a vassal of male supervillains. So she decided to use her powerful magical powers to resurrect the fairy tale characters in her book, Raise an army of evil in Gotham!

The Three Little Pigs, Grandma Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood... blah blah, all cute little things, but...

Harry paused, These little things will eat you up like cherries on pudding desserts.

By the way, where did I say it?

Harry shook his hat and asked Killer Frost.

Fairytale characters come back to life!

Killer Frost gave her a blank look.

Yeah, and then there are superheroes!

Batman broke the Gingerbread Man in two,

Wonder Woman brutally ripped off the dragon's head, and Superman, who roasted Alice's rabbit into a delicious bunny with heat vision. Whoa, that sounds bloody bloody!

Come on, superhumans don't do that.

Killer Frost made a dismissive comment on Harley's story.

Hey! Why not be a quiet listener!

Harley said dissatisfiedly: Don't you know literary exaggeration? The fact is that the Fable Queen was punished by Batman and other superheroes in an unprecedented way, and they locked her in a book!

Oh! Can you imagine?

Harry let out a scream. Instead of putting the Queen of Fables in Arkham like those bad boys, they sealed her in a book! Can you imagine?

Um......

Captain Boomerang nodded, That sounds a bit tragic.

Harry was very satisfied with Captain Boomerang's answer. She sat cross-legged on the passenger seat, blew on her hanging lock of hair, and sighed, A man who robs a bank is a master criminal. A woman robs a bank. It's a crazy bitch!

Speaking of crazy whores, she folded her arms in front of her chest like a chameleon, Think about it, male super villains can dress themselves up as deformed penguins, but we women can't overshadow them. !

Oh! Think of poor Fable Queen! Enclosed in a book, she's really... repressed.

Harley made a rubbing motion with five fingers together with her right hand, When I went to see her, she said: I'm going to the bathroom, okay, I'm done peeing!

Harley's speech is fast, so you can imagine the speed of the Fable Queen's booing.

Deadshooter was dubious about the veracity of Harry's story.

What he said to this crazy and neurotic woman, he usually extracted useful information from it for analysis.

So...you want to start an organization of super criminals? Deadshot asked.

Of course, the first thing after the establishment, do you know what it is?

The volcano hides the nuclear bomb!

Captain Boomerang tried to answer.

No!

Harry clenched his fists and shook his head, Of course not, it's a battle of personal vengeance and revenge to kill the Legion of Destruction in one fell swoop!

OK... Killer Frost sighed, Sure enough, it's still a story that I have to tell the clown. Comeon, can't we unfold it a little differently?

Just as Harry was chattering, the car drove to the mansion of the high-tech cavalry.

The time has also entered the night.

The sun had completely set, and the dark night completely enveloped this uninhabited mansion.

Harley Quinn hums and jumps out of the car.

Quiet!

Deadshooter looked at the mansion standing in the night and motioned for others to keep quiet.

What? What did you find?

The boomerang captain pulled out his bouncy boomerang, and his expression became tense.

Someone broke into our temporary base.

Death shot pointed at the iron gate of the metal fence, There are strange footprints here!