My Simping System

　　 The shopkeeper holds the picture scroll, respectfully.

　　 Three or four guests were surrounded by them, all of them glamorously dressed, all of them belonged to the children of the rich family.

　　 "It's done."

　　 "Although there is only one volume, it doesn't matter. I can't see the saint on weekdays. Even if it's just a portrait, I'm satisfied."

　　 "By the way, which portrait of the saint is this?"

　　 several dudes laughed.

　　The shop said: "This is the portrait of the saint of Tantai. Through the painter's pen, the charm of the saint is hidden in the scroll, which is no different from the real person. The painter only published this volume after several months."

　　 When the scroll was unfolded, everyone took a closer look, and they were all fascinated by the beauty in the painting.

　　 could not help but uttered "Oh hoo!"

　　 "It's really the posture of a saint, if you can see a real person, even if it's just one side..."

　　 "Well, I don't know what chance will be to make me see the saint."

　　 "We are not from Zhongzhou either. We are so far away from the temple that we are hopeless in this life."

　　 talked with several dandy disciples.

　　 Ye An frowned slightly, and when he fixed his eyes, the person in the painting was really the saint of Tantai.

　　 I don't know what this group of old critics want to do.

　　 "Store, checkout..."

　　 Qixi couldn't figure out why the antique shop made these messy portraits.

　　 After all, when she was dating Ye An, she didn't want to let the scenery go, she just wanted to take the ring and leave as soon as possible.

　　 "Wait a minute."

　　 Ye An held her shoulders, and then stepped forward.

　　 "Shopkeeper, is this the portrait of the saint of Tantai?"

　　 Hearing this, the store and a few dandies only noticed the existence of Ye An, and they were all in their hearts.

　　 The store hurriedly asked the scroll to close, coughed, and said: "Portrait, what portrait?"

　　 Ye An's mouth twitched slightly, and said, "I saw it just now."

　　 "Actually, I was fortunate enough to meet the saint of Tantai."

　　 "The portrait of the scroll just now is only six or seven points similar to the Saintess of Tantai. However, it is indeed very good."

　　 The shopkeeper frowned slightly, meditated for a moment, and then looked at each other with the dude disciples, and another moment passed.

"so what?"

　　 shop road.

　　 It can be seen that they are very vigilant.

　　 But Ye An didn't want to mingle with them, being a so-called "person of temperament", but went straight to the subject.

　　 "Luck is good enough, the posture of the saint has already been seen to be seven or seven eighty-eight."

　　 "But the rumored Temple Empress has never seen one."

　　 "Does the store have a portrait of the temple empress? I will buy it no matter how much it costs."

　　 Ye An said.

　　 This is what he wants to ask.

　　 If you know that there is a portrait of the empress in this store.

　　 He insisted on opening this antique shop today, and took the artist out.

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　"..."

　　 The air was silent for a moment.

　　 However, the shopkeeper and the disciples were stunned for a while, and looked at each other.

　　 Then, they all laughed.

　　 "Xiongtai, your taste is very unique."

　　 "Is that the old monster who has lived for thousands of years? How can you have sexual interest in her?"

　　 Ye An was taken aback, "Huh?"

　　 The shopkeeper shook his head and sighed: "The Saintess of Tantai, the Saint of Twilight...There are many beautiful ladies in the temple, you don't look at anyone, you actually want to see the Empress."

　　 "Ming is a female emperor who has lived for thousands of years, plagiarized the results of the evil war, and ignored human life, but she is a virgin, disguised as a little girl, don't you think there is a response?

　　 The saints are only in their ten to twenty years old, and they are all young, and their talents and looks are among the only ones in the entire continent.

　　 There are many people who want to see him, even if there is only a moment, even if it is just a look back.

　　 But the Empress is different.

　　 Ye An couldn't understand the thoughts of these people.

　　Fantasy world, is it weird to live thousands of years?

　　 He frowned slightly, and said in a deep voice, "So, have you seen the Empress?"

　　 A young disciple smiled and said, "The female emperor has a high status, where can I wait to see it?"

　　 "Leave aside these for now. Xiongtai, you should correct your unique taste."

　　 Ye An frowned and said: "The empress suppresses the evil war with only one hand, and calms the world."

　　 "Aren't you afraid of the temple's revenge?"

The young disciple smiled and said: "Are you really responsible for her? There are more demonic wars than her or she is the same. A thousand-year-old woman who has been in power for a hundred years, but always refuses to abdicate, does not understand people's hearts, and makes messy rules. For example, What do you care about these trash fish in this mortal market? What do you make these fancy rules?"

　　 Ye An was about to say something.

　　A dexterous jade hand has quietly taken his arm.

"do not waste time."

　　 Pray that Xi put down the blood jade ring and said coldly.

　　 Ye An saw it, his golden pupils gradually dimmed, and immediately turned into blood pupils.

【Ding! Qixi (2) is now online! 】

　　 [The host can...]

　　 "Let's go and go to the next store."

　　 Qixi said softly.

【Ding! Qixi (2) is offline! 】

　　 This series of changes was so fast that Ye An could hardly react.

　　 There is almost a flash of time.

　　 gazed at Qixi's pupils again, the golden eyes were no longer bloody, they were much wetter.

　　...

　　 The two went out of the antique shop and looked for a pavilion chair near the market.

　　 Qixi ordered a piece of red bean cake, lowered her head, biting bit by bit.

　　 Ye An leaned against the stone chair, staring at the bustling and bustling market in the distance, with complicated thoughts in his heart.

　　 Maybe he knows why Qixi likes sweetness.

　　 is probably that there is no other sweetness to eat except food.

　　Secondly, there is one more thing he cares about—

　　 When Qixi's golden bright eyes transformed into blood-colored eyes, what did the line of text that the system prompt meant.

　　 Ye An has not had time to read the text of the system clearly.

　　 Qixi's blood pupils returned to golden bright eyes, and the system text disappeared naturally.

　　 "Pray Xi," Ye An said.

　　 "From now on, you will still be like everyone else, call me your majesty."

　　 Qixi responded.

　　 Ye An was silent for a while, then stretched out his hand, rubbed her head, and said, "Okay, pray for Xi."

　　 "What are you doing? My hair is messed up."

　　 Qixi shook off Ye An's hand fiercely, and said coldly:

　　 "I taught you to call me "Pray Xi" before, but you always call your Majesty in a weird manner..."

　　 "Now teach you to call me ‘Your Majesty’, you are still yin and yang weirdly shouting to pray..."

　　 "Do you have to suffer a lesson before you become obedient?"

　　 Ye An nodded slightly and said, "You may not believe it, but I do have a tendency to pervert in this respect. Please beat me out."

　　"..."

　　 Qixi gave him a white look and snorted coldly, "Your comfort like this will only make you numb."

　　 "Go away, stay away from me."

　　 Ye An smiled awkwardly, and said, "This is not comfort, it's the truth."

　　 Qixi bit the red bean cake, sat a little farther, and said, "If you really have such a tendency to pervert..."

　　 "The position of the Son of God, I think it can also be abolished."

　　 Ye An followed Qixi's direction, sat a little closer, and said, "Abolish the Son, and then order me to join the family?"

　　 "Smelly shameless, huh."

　　 Qixi pursed her lips slightly, and said, "I think about it... Arranging you to join the Twilight Saint."

　　 "It's just right, I think she's not pleasing to the eye for a long time, and I can get rid of her with only a few reasons."

　　 Ye An was taken aback, and said, "Don't you?"

　　 Qixi smiled softly and said, "You can't escape."

　　 Ye An said: "No, I mean you might as well be like this—"

　　 "Let me open the harem."

　　 The motion of praying for Xi to eat the cake stopped, his expression dignified, and said:

　　 "Are you kidding me?"

　　 Ye An took it for granted: "Didn't you make a joke first?"

　　 "Get off."

　　 Qixi sighed suddenly and said, "If you want, it's not impossible."

　　 "I can plant a slave mark on them, UU reading www.uukānshu.com draws out a ray of the source of spiritual consciousness. In the days and nights, you can use this as a threat to ‘three meals a day’ with them"

　　 "???"

　　 Ye An frowned and said: "Your Majesty, you are not right, you are not allowed to drive."

　　 Qixi said in doubt: "Driving, what driving?"

　　 Ye An did not explain this, but just said: "It is difficult for me to explain clearly to you for a while."

　　 "However, other people's slave marks and the origin of divine consciousness are unnecessary."

　　 Qixi said: "Then what do you want? I am the holy empress, with my hands and eyes open to the sky, I can satisfy you with whatever you want."

　　 "Really?"

"Ok."

　　 Ye An lowered his head, pondered a little, Xuan even raised his head slowly, staring at Qixi's face.

　　He stretched out his hand and pointed at Qixi.

　　 "I want you." Ye An said.

　　 Hearing this, Qixi's expression is very wonderful.

　　 Her face twitched slightly, and a blush rose up quietly.

　　 "What do you want me to do with this old woman? Boring."

　　 Qixi snorted coldly and said, "I'm done with the red bean cake, go buy it now."

　　 said, she kicked Ye An away and said, "Go."

　　 "Oh oh."

　　 Ye An saw that the bag was empty and the red bean cake was really finished, so he hurried away.

　　 after he left.

　　 Qixi lowered her head slightly, staring at the palm of her hand.

　　 Her face turned red again, and she needed to be calmed down again by the meditation pill.

　　 "Useless things, don't you have any interest?"

　　 In her heart, a cold voice sounded, "Why do you blush? How many times do you have to blush a day? If you like him, please!"

　　 praying for Xi Liu's eyebrows frowned, and he shouted in his heart: "Shut up."