My Love Style Is A Bit Abnormal
Chapter 255, [Yun Yi]
Chapter 255, [Yun Yi]
Why don't you learn from me and learn from scumbags?
"That's it, that's it..."
(End of this chapter)
"People say the first impression is very important. What message do you think I should send to get her to notice me?"
Taking advantage of this gap, Xiao Yi looked at Lu Shangwen and said softly.
"Brothers, do you believe that I can take her down today?"
"It took me months to finally put her to bed last night."
Um?
"Look, the professionals are just different, and the analysis is eloquent."
Nowadays, the daily daily ranking settlement can also have 10,000 yuan. After deducting the platform share and handling fees, it is more than enough for two people to earn a hundred thousand yuan a month.
Edited a sentence for a newly added cartoon avatar friend, thought about it and thought it was inappropriate and deleted it.
"Awen, I'm the fastest, don't you mind?"
This salary is considered a high-income group in the whole country, not to mention the whole of Suzhou.
"What's the matter with me suddenly?"
Now that there is a shortage of manpower, isn't that what you need?
"What book are you reading?"
After hearing this, a black line appeared on Xiao Yi's forehead.
isn't it?
"Yunqing, tomorrow I will hold a press conference at Suzhou University, you remember to come."
After pondering for a while, Wang Ming touched his chin and said slowly.
…………
Cai Fei said quietly.
As a result, he spent several months silently putting people to sleep?
Learn how to be hacked?
The lively atmosphere in the bedroom immediately froze.
Before Deng Haiyang could finish speaking, Xiao Yi couldn't help but slap him on the forehead.
"Who says a man can only have one object?"
After considering his tone for a while, Xiao Yi said complicatedly.
Standing at the entrance of the stairs, Xiao Yi called Su Yunqing.
"Is it okay now? Believe it? Do you know how much you weigh?"
Hearing this, several people in the dormitory gathered their heads and stared intently at Deng Haiyang's mobile phone screen.
"Old Deng, don't you have a partner? Why are you still flirting with school girls?"
"I can't afford the ticket, can you give me a few hundred dollars first, boss?"
…
"Do you still pretend to be coercive in the future?"
(Want to call the police!)
Lu Shangwen turned to look at the scenery outside the window.
What is talent, this is talent!
I'm so hard to protect myself, you still learn from me?
"Isn't it suitable? Then I have a spare, called Yi Yun."
Xiao Yi was full of scorn in his heart.
"Xiao Yi, what are you afraid of? We are innocent and have a clear conscience. You care what others think?"
Hearing this, Cai Fei hesitated.
"Ever since we finished eating together in the cafeteria that day, he disappeared for more than an hour every night. Don't think about it, you know what this guy is doing?"
"This is the second time..."
[Sailor Moon: Can you tell me the contact information of Senior Xiao Yi? 】
Su Yunqing's tone was very flat, but Xiao Yi felt very uncomfortable when he heard it.
"Why don't you say hello, junior girl?"
With a wry smile, Xiao Yi was speechless.
Coupled with the set of live broadcast style that Xiao Yi taught them before, the edge ob method, the square brush wild, it has accumulated a certain amount of loyal fans.
Hearing this, a burst of laughter broke out in the dormitory, and Wang Ming laughed the loudest.
Also, Xiao Yi desperately wanted to know what he had been through these past few months.
"No, it's too frivolous and doesn't fit my status as a senior."
"Yup!"
At least it's not a problem to have a good life as a child, and you don't have to count your fingers and wait for your parents to pay living expenses at the end of the month.
Of course, Lu Shangwen couldn't really blame Deng Haiyang. After two years of getting along, they knew each other's temperament thoroughly.
I vowed to boast about Haikou, and the result...
"Ha, how come, these days are busy."
That being said, it makes sense.
Xiao Yi looked at the sky and muttered in a low voice, "Hey, the electric fan hasn't been cleaned for a long time, and it seems that a lot of ash has fallen on it."
[The old man's name is messed up: Yes, if you don't change your name, if you don't change your surname, I'm Deng Haiyang (proud)]
"Thanks a lot."
Facing the excited Deng Haiyang, Wang Ming teased.
However, it is rare for the brothers to be so elegant, Xiao Yi couldn't bear to spoil their interest, he pondered for a moment and smiled.
With a pat on the thigh, Deng Haiyang suddenly came back to his senses, and immediately gave Xiao Yi an emergency look.
study with me?
Although the focus of Beila Beila is not in the live broadcast section, but the traffic base is there, and they are the leader of the alliance area, which will naturally attract a lot of tourists.
What if I have a guilty conscience?
"I said Lao Deng, I told you before that the elementary school girl probably used you as a springboard, you must believe it."
Very familiar name.
It's been a few months, why did I contact myself suddenly.
"Who, who is as dirty as you think, I, I just promise to go to the library with her to read books every day."
"How about you send her a cute emoji?"
Saying that, Deng Haiyang put his arm around Lu Shangwen and joked.
"If you are free now, come to Suzhou, bring everything with you, and we will talk face to face."
"We've already finished eating. Isn't this Lao Deng going to chat up an elementary school girl, so I wasted a little time."
Ignoring Xiao Yi, Deng Haiyang sat in the seat with great interest and turned on his phone.
Slapped Old Deng's big hand away, Lu Shangwen said anxiously with red-faced ears.
Walking to the balcony, Xiao Yi answered the phone.
"Young third, you don't know. In the past few days when you went to France, Awen and Zhao Qi have been fighting fiercely."
Maybe she didn't even believe this statement.
"It's such a boss, didn't you let me touch that walnut all the time?"
"Hey, didn't you go to the cafeteria to eat?"
…………
With wide eyes, Xiao Yi was completely stunned.
What the hell!
Who is this?
Now the two people's live broadcast career can be said to be booming.
Why is the sound inexplicably familiar?
"What? Isn't the name unpleasant?"
After hitting haha, Xiao Yi prevaricates.
After a few seconds, the call was connected.
"Go, go, go away!"
Deng Haiyang and several people have ended their slapstick and are sitting in front of the computer to start the daily live broadcast.
Seeing that Xiao Yi was silent and couldn't say a word for a while, Su Yunqing laughed.
To be honest, Xiao Yi burst into tears.
Then came the long and proud wait.
"boss!"
But the name is really easy to imagine.
Are you really afraid that others won't see that our relationship is not right?
"Do you think everyone is as shameless and skinless as you? You still go through the woods? Why don't you go to the sky?"
"What happened to the object?"
Xiao Yi walked into the dormitory on the front foot, and Deng Haiyang and the three followed behind.
(The electric drill upstairs has been beeping since the morning until now.)
Lu Shangwen, who was leaning over to eat melon, immediately retracted his head when he heard Xiao Yi's words, and muttered with a blushing face and lips.
Looking back, Xiao Yi asked curiously.
Xiao Yi sat aside and watched for a while when the phone rang.
Touching his forehead, Deng Haiyang realized that he had said the wrong thing for a while.
"Awen, how are you and Zhao Qi?"
"If you want me to say, directly pull her into the woods, and touch her out of the water first, to ensure that it will be more effective than anything else..."
"Okay, stop!"
He can joke with Wang Ming and Xiao Yi in some words, but Lu Shangwen obviously doesn't talk about it here. He teasing Zhao Qi like this will naturally make Lu Shangwen uncomfortable.
Cai Fei?
"No way, it's too formal, isn't this a no-brainer?"
Xiao Yi is numb.
Darling, if he hadn't suddenly called himself, Xiao Yi would have really forgotten this number.
"Did you stick your tongue out for the first kiss?"
[Sailor Moon: Are you Senior Deng Haiyang? 】
Is there any difference between the two names?
Of the four people in the entire dormitory, Lu Shangwen was the most introverted and spoke very little. If he didn't pay attention, it was easy to ignore his existence.
Lowering his head, Lu Shangwen whispered, looking at her expression like a little daughter-in-law who was bullied.
"Then I copied all the files on her computer while she was asleep, and I found something good."
With a wicked smile on his face, Deng Haiyang said to Xiao Yi.
Isn't that the midnight driver?
Deng Haiyang looked back and instantly became overjoyed.
Um?
"Awen, don't listen to his nonsense. It's good to go to the library to read. You follow your own heart. If you encounter difficulties, remember to tell me."
As soon as the phone was connected, there was an exclamation from the other side.
Naturally, Wang Ming did his part to greet him.
Is it clean?
"I, I know."
"Boss, have you forgotten me?"
God is so holy!
"Okay, just laugh if you want."
...
Pick up a conversation with an elementary school girl?
"Pharaoh, how do you say hello to her in my first sentence?"
After replying, Deng Haiyang turned his head and said stinky fart.
"Send hello?"
Slumped down on the chair in frustration, Deng Haiyang felt as if he had lost all hope of life.
"There are some photos and some audio files in it..."
After a while, he whispered.
You must know that Cai Fei looks ordinary, and he can't get a few steel pegs out of his pockets. How did he climb on the walnut bed?
After being scolded by Wang Ming, where is Deng Haiyang willing to obey? With a whimper, he rushed over, wanting to vent his depression.
Yun Yi?
Xiao Yi didn't exchange much greetings, and directly explained the purpose of his visit.
But Xiao Yi's senses for him are good.
Although Lu Shangwen is more introverted and shy, he doesn't say that in his life, there are two big smoking guns, and it is basically his credit for keeping the dormitory so clean and tidy.
"Boss, I can't even afford to eat now. I have relied on my friends to help me for the past few months. Now they see me like a plague, and they are unwilling to help me."
Xiao Yi hurriedly interrupted his tirade, which made his ears almost grow calluses over the past two days.
"It's okay, you, just don't talk nonsense in the future."
Are you sure it's really suitable?
Seeing Deng Haiyang's radiant look, it seems to be a success?
However, Deng Haiyang was also the one who dared to act, so he scratched his head at Lu Shangwen and said apologetically.
"Why didn't I see you in the cafeteria just now?"
"If she is interested in you, she will definitely send you an emoji. If she is not interested in you, she will basically pretend that she has not seen it, and then reply a few hours later, just saw the message, and then you send another message, it is estimated that it will sink into the sea. already."
I just said it casually at the beginning, and I didn't expect him to really help, otherwise I wouldn't contact him for a few months.
[Sailor Moon: (Pikachu)]
After thinking about it, Xiao Yi frowned.
? ? ?
"Isn't this what you learned from the third child?"
"Yun Yi."
The rapid development of Beila Beila and the influx of a large number of new users also let Lao Deng and Deng eat the first dividend.
With a cut, Deng Haiyang disagreed.
After hesitating for a few breaths, Su Yunqing did not spit out two words this time.
Xiao Yi was dumbfounded.
"I dare to contact you."
Are you putting this on hold?
For a time, there were more men in the dormitory.
"Awen, have you kissed?"
no…
"Hey, the third one, you are amazing!"
"Uh, boss, I'm Cai Fei."
"Well, I know that the boss is someone who does big things. I can always find your videos on the Internet these days. The science fiction awards ceremony a few days ago..."
After that, Deng Haiyang couldn't help but give a thumbs up and sighed.
Before Wang Ming and the others could reply, the phone vibrated again, and Deng Haiyang hurriedly turned his head.
Go back to dorms.
As a result, you told me that I was a spare tire?
Can you do this?
"She really gave me an emoji back."
Hearing this, Wang Ming couldn't help rolling his eyes: "This is not good, that is not good, you can think for yourself, or you can ask the third child, the third child is good at this kind of thing, he is a lover."
Then, he immediately searched for a cute Pikachu greeting meme from the Internet and sent it.
[Sailor Moon: Ah, so aren't you Senior Xiao Yi's roommate? 】
Just then, the phone vibrated.
"Just like you, you still learn to be a scumbag, don't pee, look in the mirror, and see what level you are?"
"Boss, give me an email, and I'll send it to you later."
Deng Haiyang refused, and then looked at Lu Shangwen again: "Awen, do you have any comments?"
The warm afternoon sun shines into the bedroom, and the light blue curtains automatically move without wind.
Xiao Yi watched quietly, then quietly pushed open the door to the outside corridor.
As he spoke, Su Yunqing's tone gradually decreased.
"Just like that, don't think I don't know what you are doing these days?"
Whether it's Yun Yi or Yi Yun, it's the same as the game id Yi only Yunqing that Yun Qing's girl took before, and it has the same effect.
"Also, there should be a lot of people in the entertainment industry tomorrow. I want to take this opportunity to attract some professionals into the company. Have you confirmed the name of the film company? I will give them accurate company information tomorrow."
Frowning and thinking for a while, Xiao Yi suddenly realized.
this name?
Belongs to the typical hard-working type.
"Yunqing, isn't this name a bit inappropriate?"
Wang Ming held back his laughter, tears almost bursting out.
"Since the two of us are partnering to open a company, what's the problem with the company's name?"
"I'm sorry, who are you?"
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