My Last Girlfriend

Princess Longyue walked next to me, her smell made me uneasy, especially the beauty of her man, which would suffocate it, really made me dream.

But after all, Princess Longyue is still a strange girl to me. Even if I have the aura of the lord on my head, it is impossible to do anything to Princess Longyue suddenly, otherwise if I do inhuman things to come to the Bai people I'm afraid that not only will I not be regarded as the owner, but I may be regarded as a demon instead.

So even though I was dizzy by the smell of Princess Longyue, and even my body was hot, I still resisted and played the role of the owner.

Princess Changyue and the beautiful woman patriarch led us all the way into the Sun Moon Hall. On the way, we passed through a narrow corridor. On the walls on both sides of the corridor are various religious murals. The colors are vivid and lifelike. There are animal figures, and women. The patterns of fertility, agricultural production and the lives of the Bai people are all in the murals...

In this way, I was taken to the main hall. In the main hall, there was a huge statue of god, 3 meters high, and that was a middle-aged man, but the appearance of that man was completely different from mine. Although this man’s face was not handsome, But it is very tall, and it also has obvious ethnic characteristics.

"My Lord, this is your idol. I worship you in front of the idol every day. I didn't expect you to actually appear in front of us today. I... really excited."

When I walked to the idol, Princess Longyue explained to me that this was the first time I heard her talking to me. Only then did I find that Princess Longyue’s voice was very pleasant, a bit like spring water in the mountains, ethereal and clear. Although Mandarin is not very standard and has a minority accent, I still hear it very clearly, and when I hear her voice, I feel my body shakes slightly.

The beautiful voice of Princess Longyue made me almost lost, but fortunately, I recovered in time and smiled and said:

"Hehe, that's because I heard your prayers..." Once people lie to play a certain role, they have to cover it up with more lies. I have now played the role of the owner. Then, in Before the identity is revealed, I will keep putting it on. Anyway, it is unquestionable that I am a man.

I looked up at the 3 meters tall idol in front of me, and couldn't help saying: "This idol looks a bit different from mine..."

I don't know who the **** image is based on. Anyway, there is nothing similar to me. After all, there used to be many men in the world, so it is understandable that they look different.

"This was created by the original grandmother, and the original grandmother has never seen your deity, so she also sculpted like this according to her own imagination..." Princess Longyue said politely, with a thick eyebrow. A deep apology and a little worry.

"Really." Sure enough, no matter how the original grandmother had the ability to predict, she couldn't predict what I looked like, so she could only build this idol with her own imagination.

"My lord, our people used to come to worship your statue in the temple every month. Now that your deity comes, we don't need to worship the gods anymore, just worship you directly."

"Oh. Hehe...really." I touched my head in embarrassment. Is my future destiny to be enshrined on the altar?

"My lord, can you please put on this gown?" I muttered in my heart, but there was a cry from behind, I don't know when a woman who looked like a maid actually brought it from a corner of the hall. He bought a silver-white coat and said he wanted me to wear it. I didn't hesitate to take it over and put it on. This godly robe actually has a cloak. After putting it on, I feel like I really look a little bit like Monkey King during the Monkey King period. Of course, the cloak can only be hung when there is no wind, it is impossible to flutter like in the movie to look mighty and domineering.

"Hey, Master, your clothes fit well." Seeing me put on the gown, the silly girl Xiaobai couldn't help but applaud. After a while, the people in the clan actually gave Xiaobai a set of robes, the style was exactly the same as that of the Three Saints, and the temperament of Xiaobai who wore the silver robe rose sharply, not inferior to the Three Saints, and After getting the new clothes, Xiao Bai was also happy, and even deliberately ran over to stand with the three saints and look at it. The three saints were taken aback and hurriedly bowed to apologize.

After all, the three saints are saints in the world, and Xiaobai is nominally my own personal servant, and there is still a gap in status, so the saints are also nervous when they see Xiaobai run over and compare their costumes. Extremely, hurriedly expressed reverence.

In short, thanks to my status, Xiaobai's status has also risen sharply, and she has been respected by the people. As a personal servant, her status is second only to me.

After seeing me put on the robes, Princess Longyue and the patriarch actually knelt down again, and I hurriedly stopped and asked them to stand up.

"Okay, okay, don't kneel anymore. Although I am the owner, I don't like anyone to kneel at every turn. You don't need to kneel anymore."

I was talking a little nervously. When I heard what I said, Princess Longyue raised her head and did not stand up, but there was a deeper awe in her eyes.

"My Lord..."

"I said, don't kneel. Otherwise I will get angry." I touched my head and said helplessly.

"Changyue, just listen to Lord Lord." The beautiful female patriarch looked at Princess Changyue and said to her. Princess Changyue glanced at her mother and nodded lightly. In this way, the mother and son stood up, but the expressions on their faces were still respectful. Before, I didn’t know why the protagonist in a TV series would be very impatient when he saw someone kneeling. Now I know it by myself that when someone kneels to you, you will feel like someone owes you something, you will be very big. The whole person will be highly nervous and uncomfortable due to the pressure of the people. It’s no wonder that most people don’t like others to kneel down easily.

I thought that if I became the owner or something, I could enjoy the awe of the Bai people, but now I realized that there are a lot of tedious etiquette, which makes me a headache. It makes me feel big about changing the robes, kneeling and paying homage. .

Fortunately, no matter how cumbersome it is, it will come to an end. After the Three Saints, the Patriarch, the Long Moon Princess, and the old witch all paid their respects to me, Xiao Bai and I finally had a place to settle down. It was a large room on the second floor of the Riyue Hall. It was very spacious. There was no bed in it, but the floor was covered with thick cotton blankets, which seemed to fall asleep directly on the ground.

The old witch also smiled and said to me that this room is called the Hall of Gods, it is a bedroom for me, and Xiaobai and I can live here in the future. I stayed at that time, because this room is at least a hundred square meters in size. It really makes me feel very uncomfortable to use such a big room as my bedroom.

After such a busy period, the accommodation problem with Xiaobai was solved. At that time, it was already dark. The old witch said that the evening feast was held for me, and I must be present.

No way, Xiaobai and I ran all the way to Riyue Village and were exhausted, but we had to attend the evening feast because of our hospitality.

The place of the feast was still on the high platform outside Riyuedian, and the high platform was crowded with women from the ethnic group who came to see me and sent pork and lamb affectionately. They thought I could eat the meat they delivered. A kind of honor, it really makes me feel unspeakable pride.

I found that as time went on, I seemed to be getting into the role of the owner. In the end, I was able to communicate with people in the clan more seriously, and I was able to deliberately pretend to be unpredictable. .

In fact, what I call unpredictable is nothing more than humming a few popular lyrics of the 21st century, such as Xu Songah, Liang Jingru and the like, and then talking about Ma Zheli's words, such as materialism, practice, and so on. No matter where people in the clan understand these things, when I hear what I say, everything in the world is inevitable, everything is developed and regular, and then what material determines consciousness, economic foundation determines the superstructure, etc., I think I said. It's the most eloquent reason, and it's terribly admired to me.

People of the Bai nationality rarely interact with people from other counties. They even set up school education in their own villages for learning and education. So let alone the 21st century Marxist philosophy, even the contemporary outside culture doesn’t know much about it, so naturally I was fooling around.

At that time, I really felt that I had a somewhat unpredictable appearance of a fairy. Looking at the Bai women who listened to me explaining the "Mysteries of the World" without blinking, I was really unsatisfied. At the same time, I also specially took some Hollywood movie plots of the 21st century and talked with them casually, such as "Harry Potter", "Avatar", "Spiderman" and so on, and then advertised that I was talking about these are happening in God Realm. As a result, they still believed in the story, and their admiration for me became even stronger.

Especially when the Three Saints couldn’t help but come over to listen to me telling the story of "The Avengers", I was even more proud. After all, there are beautiful women who listen to you telling stories, that is definitely the most arousing man’s pride. One of the things.

A long table was set up on the high platform, and I was sitting at the end of the long table as the owner, Xiaobai was on my right side, when the Bai people brought the whole roasted suckling pig to me. Xiao Bai's eyes opened wide, and the drool in a small mouth was about to flow out.

Seeing the whole roast suckling pig, I was also attracted. The interest in telling the people about Hollywood blockbusters before suddenly disappeared. At that time, I only felt hungry, but when I frowned about what utensils to eat, three The saint took the initiative to walk next to me, then the blue-haired one picked up the towel, the silver-haired one cut off the pork with a knife and used a fork, while the pink-haired one was blowing air-conditioning. Reduce the taste of pork.

After the meat was cut, the silver-haired saint brought the meat to my mouth with great care, while the blue-haired saint used a towel to put it under the meat, which seemed to prevent the pork from accidentally falling. As for the pink-haired saint The woman keeps blowing on my mouth to lower the temperature of the meat.

At that time, I was dumbfounded. The three saints actually took the initiative to cut the pork for me, and then took the meat to my mouth?

Am I going to feed me?

I was surprised, but the three saints in front of me were in silver robes lightly, showing a reverent smile, and they said to me in unison:

"My lord, you don't need to do it, we will serve you."