My Last Girlfriend

The last room was allocated in this way. The one-eyed girl stayed in a room alone, Xiao Bai and the female wolf head had a room, the county lord and Junxia had a room, and I was in the same room as the wretched girl.

Of course, the reason why I live in the same room with the wretched girl is the "reason" for the wretched girl to teach me kung fu so bad.

At first, Junxia expressed her worry that I was left alone in the wretched girl’s room, but when the wretched girl started to massage me after 11 o’clock, Junxia was also unable to resist the fight, and took the little princess to sleep. went. Junxia and the little princess are both self-cultivating women from a big family. Relatively speaking, they have more common words. Although Junxia is somewhat wary of the little princess, she is still very polite to the little princess.

And for me staying in the room with the wretched girl alone, the little princess was naturally not happy. She seemed to want to talk to me, but considering that this is the wretched girl’s house after all, and the wretched girl is the owner, she had no choice but to talk to me. The power of "same room" was given to wretched girls.

As the beauties who had been playing wild for a day gradually left the wretched girl and my room and went back to their respective rooms to rest. For a while, only me and the wretched girl were left in the empty big room.

In the quiet room, only me and the wretched girl were left. At that time, the wretched girl was sitting cross-legged behind me, giving me a massage, helping me run Xiao Zhoutian, and seeing Junxia and the others walk out of the room, the wretched girl’s The movement suddenly stopped, and then she suddenly jumped out of the bed like a wild cat, and ran to the door on a tiptoe. After looking out insignificantly with her head, she leisurely locked her room. The door, then turned his head and looked at me with a ugly smile:

"All gone to sleep, apprentice, let's start!"

When I heard what the wretched girl said, I was surprised:

"Hey, Master, don't mess around! We have Xiao Bai and Ao Wu on the left side of our room, and Junxia and Zheng Mengmeng on the right side. You... don't mess around!"

I interacted with my hands to protect my body, watching the wretched girl approaching step by step in "terrence".

"Master, if you dare to do anything to me, I...I will..."

"What are you going to do?" The wretched girl cut off her jacket and threw it on the hanger beside her.

I swallowed, guarding my chest and said in a panic:

"I'm going to call for help!"

Seeing my movements, the wretched girl narrowed her eyes, and her mouth showed a wretched and charming look.

"Go, my mother is not interested in you! Go to bed, my mother teaches you kung fu!" The wretched girl rolled her eyes, then jumped onto the bed steadily, and then sat cross-legged again, massaging the top of her head with her hands. When I saw the wretched girl sitting on the bed seriously, I felt a little relieved. After hesitating for a while, I walked towards the wretched girl little by little.

Although the wretched girl verbally said that she was not interested in my body, I still feel a little bit lost in my heart, because I really want to say that the wretched girl is really an out-and-out top beauty. The wretched girl is She's a bit wretched, but if she doesn't speak, who can see her wretchedness?

"I said, Master, what do you want to teach me?" I approached the wretched girl nervously and asked.

The wretched girl took a deep breath and opened her eyes to look at me:

"Teach you massage acupuncture points and some basic self-defense skills. There are also the most basic introductory moves of our Gao Jiaquan."

"Oh, Gao Jiaquan? Is it awesome?" In fact, after leaving the army, my interest in learning Kung Fu has dropped a lot. Although I still admire some of the wretched girls' Kung Fu moves, my life is relatively comfortable now. Rather than being particularly willing to learn.

"Nonsense. Gaojiaquan is the famous boxing technique of our Gao family. It is our ancestor, a martial arts genius named Gao Hai. Based on some famous boxing techniques of Muay Thai, Xingyi Quan, Tai Chi, Shaolin Boxing, Drunken Baxian Boxing and Wing Chun Boxing, we extract the essence of each and eliminate the criticism of insufficient angles and dead angles in some boxing methods. It is now the world's number one. Boxing. Even P country boxers come all the way to learn from our Gao family."

"So awesome?" At first, I wasn't very interested in the wretched girl family's boxing techniques, but when I heard her introduction, I was a little bit interested.

"That's it!" The wretched girl paused, "Actually, this set of boxing techniques is only the first three moves that are circulated in the society, and the last six moves are only known to my mother, my grandmother and some elders, and they I only mastered the seventh move. I also mastered the first six moves. I was not very proficient since the seventh move. So my mother, I can only tell you my first six moves that are more proficient and let you learn. At any rate, you can also defend yourself."

I swallowed, and listened carefully to the wretched girl's narration. This atmosphere... How can there be a feeling that the master teaches martial arts in martial arts novels?

"Okay, then teach me now." I said hurriedly.

"Teach you now? I'll go, you still want to learn Gaojiaquan at this level? You too underestimate the difficulty of getting started with our Gaojiaquan, right?"

"Master, you want to teach me at once, but don't teach me at once, what do you want to do?"

"You shut up first, and listen to the old lady! We are Gao Jiaquan. The method is easy to master, but the fist is not easy to master. The ancestors of our family, the inventor of Gao Jiaquan is a man, so our Gao family Boxing is actually a boxing method suitable for men. A man has strong strength, mid-air-foot, hard bones, a strong frame, a powerful momentum, and more physical potential. It is not necessary to play with the punching method to perform Gaojiaquan, as long as the side is sideways. Heavy boxing and exerting strength are fine, but if a woman comes to practice, she will focus more on boxing and technique, and won't be able to play the real Gaojiaquan. It's a bit similar to Wing Chun."

"Oh. What then?" I was confused.

"Although I'm not very happy, but the old lady admits that she is a woman after all, and she learns the style of my mother's generation. She pays attention to technique and has a flavor of Wing Chun," the wretched girl said with a curled lips, "So, If you want to learn, you must first master the acupuncture points of the human body and the flow of meridians, qi and blood, and when you are more proficient, I can teach you the tricks and then you can practice it yourself."

"Oh. What then?" I asked, touching my head.

The wretched girl blew her beard and stared at me with an indifferent expression. She pushed me down on the bed and said: "Then my old lady will teach you all acupuncture techniques now! Lay a good foundation for learning Gaojiaquan, you give me I remember it!"

The wretched girl locked my two arms, her eyes narrowed slightly, and the pain made me almost cry. Then, the wretched girl taught me various acupuncture techniques with her own personal self-defense.

"This is Tiantu point. Clicking here will make your throat itchy, and a little bit stronger can make people cough up blood!"

"This is Xuanji Point, pricking here can prevent people's blood from pouring up to the face! It makes your throat swollen and painful!"

"This is the Zigong Point, clicking here can prevent the breath from rising up, and it can also make people upset and irritable!"

"This is Yutang Point, click here to stimulate the **** and reduce the numbness!"

"This is the acupuncture point in the abdomen, hitting here with an uppercut can cause a person to coma. It is a part of the neck, temples, chin, ears and heart cavity that can make people coma!"

"Then this is..."

The wretched girl, the master, was very dedicated that night. It seems that I refused to be a Gao family member. She wanted to teach all her tricks in a short period of time. At the same time, she was afraid that I would not be able to remember. Just experiment with my body and let me experience the pain of various acupuncture points, so as to strengthen my memory.

So I was tragic. Under the skillful acupuncture technique of the wretched girl, I can describe it as torture. The screams rang out again and again, and in the end, even Junxia, ​​who was sleeping next door, couldn’t help but ran over to watch, but Seeing that I was safe and sound, only the acupuncture points were tapped, so she was relieved and left.

In short, until two o'clock in the morning, the wretched girl taught me dozens of key acupuncture points using the method of "teaching by words and deeds". I also knew a few laugh and dingshen acupuncture points before. A rough calculation, in the end, I was reluctant to do so. I have memorized forty or fifty key acupuncture points, and there are even some acupuncture points that can knock people into a coma. Of course, the wretched girl seriously warned me that these acupuncture points should not be used casually, otherwise it would cause personal injury to others.

At two o'clock in the morning, the wretched girl finally stopped torturing me with inhumanity, and I was lying on the bed sore and weak, with weak limbs, and none of the 36,000 pores on my body was uncomfortable.

"Master, why are you teaching me so actively?" After the incident, I wailed and said to the wretched girl sitting next to me. "Actually, you don't need to teach me."

"Go, since the old lady has accepted you as an apprentice, she naturally has to teach you well. Moreover, only men can fully perform Gaojiaquan. The old lady wants to see what a man does with Gaojiaquan. After the martial arts conference is over, Apprentice, are you about to leave? You have been in Dengfeng for a few days. In the next few days, I can teach you as much as I can. Don’t complain, wait until you learn a few tricks. You will be useful for the rest of your life! Trust Master!"

The wretched girl was talking bitterly, but I could only mourn, my body almost became a test ground for wretched girls, sore, numb, itchy, tortured, I almost cried and called my mother.

"Master, kill me with a single sword! It's easier!" I lay on the bed and cried.

Fortunately, the wretched girl also stopped at the end. After two o'clock, she did not continue to torture me, and asked me to wash my body and get ready to sleep.

At that time, I took a long breath and sighed that I was finally able to sleep.

After taking a shower, I changed into the bathrobe at the wretched girl's house, and planned to sleep with the wretched girl separately. Hey, this is the first time I have had the opportunity to sleep with the wretched girl. I don't know what it feels like.

Originally, I planned to enjoy the pleasure of sleeping with the wretched girl, but what made me depressed was that when I walked out of the bathroom, I saw the wretched girl sitting cross-legged on the bed, and didn't actually mean to sleep.

"Master, don't you sleep?"

"The effect of being in concentration and sleeping is the same." The wretched girl answered me faintly, still with her legs crossed, and the old tree rooted and motionless.

"My, you plan to cross-legged until dawn?"

"Nonsense. I'm going to play the game the day after tomorrow, mother, and I must practice harder and adjust my state these days."

Hmm... I was so disappointed when I heard what the wretched girl said, I reined it, it seems that the delusion of sleeping with the wretched girl was lost...

However, this evening, my gains are also huge, especially, I have learned a lot of key acupuncture points from the wretched girl, although most of them are theoretical, but I think if I get into trouble in the future , Can definitely help me out of danger.