My Last Girlfriend

The little princess stretched out a soft catkin and pushed my face away.

"Smelly thief, stay away from me. Your bad breath has hit me." The lord of the county said bluntly, and then retreated while moving and looking. It is a pity that a small piece of highland in the water is not big, Xiaojun The Lord retreated two or three meters, and found that she was unable to retreat. Behind her was the underground river. If she retreated again, she would have to fall into the river and continue drinking.

"I was the one who rescued you anyway. Can you speak human words, you brain-disabled girl." Although the little princess said that bad breath was a bit embarrassing, I was still very upset when I heard that. I pulled you up, you were already submerged in water."

"Huh, don't reverse the black and white, tell the truth! If it wasn't for you, a thief to pull me into the water, would I be here?" The little princess cursed at me, "By the way, stinky, where is this place? You took me there. where?"

"How do I know? It is probably a certain section of the underground river. We are lucky to be able to find a high ground, otherwise none of us will want to survive." I said uncomfortably, and now all of my body is water, wet and cold. It didn't work, even people were trembling. Although there was not much wind in the underground channel, there was still some after all. Those winds blew me and made me tremble again and again.

"It's cold." The little princess also shivered, "It's a hell, I was rushed to this place. Stinky, you stupid, scum, scum, bastard, **** tortoise..."

"You say one more sentence, believe it or not, I will push you into the water?" I know a little bit about the temper of this little princess, so I have been holding her back, but now I finally saved her, she kept cursing Me, it really makes me unbearable.

"Huh, who's afraid of whom, stink thief, if it weren't for me... I'm not afraid of you if you make me laugh!" Then, I suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing towards me, and then I would just I felt that my hands were locked by a pair of soft hands. I know that the little princess pounced on me and wanted to retaliate against me.

"What do you crazy woman want to do?"

"Hmph, you made me so miserable, I can't forgive you! Go to hell!" The voice of the little princess came from my body, and then I felt a hard punch in the face, and I strangled it. , This mad girl doesn't care if she doesn't appreciate it. She even dared to beat me. It really won't work if she doesn't teach her.

I opened my hands hard to get rid of the shackles of the little princess. Although my strength is much greater than that of the little princess, and when I was trained by fierce women, I also learned a little bit of countermeasures when I was overwhelmed. People who press their knees against the body.

So without saying anything, I used my knees to top the inner thigh of the little princess, wanting to let her let go because of the pain. But the little princess seemed to have noticed my movements in advance, and her legs stuck to me suddenly lifted, and then she turned over from me in a forward roll motion, and finally landed on her feet. The top of my head, and her two hands were twisting my hands, twisting my hands like a knot, causing me a sharp pain, almost thinking that my hands were broken.

"Crazy lady, let me go!"

"Hmph, stinky thief, let you provoke me, the county lord will kill you! Ah! Killing scissors!" The voice of the little princess rang, and suddenly I felt a strong force coming from my neck, and my neck As if being held down by a guillotine, he couldn't move.

"what!"

"Yeah! Caught you!"

"what!"

This little princess actually kicked me with her feet violently, and the pain made my whole body convulse. What a fierce girl, her feet are really hard. If you go alone, I'm afraid this crazy girl is no less inferior to the wretched girl. Got it. This crazy girl's Jiu-Jitsu is really terrible, and I don't know where she learned it. Obviously he is a man with a lot of background, and he has learned such a good self-defense technique, which is really intolerable.

If I still have some physical strength, maybe I can spend a bit with this silly girl, but when I saved this silly girl just now, it took a little bit of effort, and I didn’t have the method of using Jiu-Jitsu. He clamped his head with his fresh thighs, unable to move.

"You... crazy enough... no..." I said angrily, pulling the legs of the little princess.

"Huh, this stinky thief is not good? I thought you had two troubles!" The voice of the little princess came, with a bit of anger and a bit of pride.

"No way... I'm out of breath... I'm going to die..." I said hard, and then suddenly my body fell to the ground motionless.

"Ha, I deserve it! Who told you to kill me? You dare to put a gun in my mouth!"

"My gun is not loaded at all... You can't kill you if you plug it in your mouth..." I struggled to defend.

"Who believes your nonsense, trapped you as a scum!"

"I mean... if I want to kill you... why save you..."

"Shut up!"

"Ah... no more... really going to die..."

Xiaojunzi yelled angrily, but I still didn't answer her. In fact, I was not in a coma at that time, I just pretended to be unconscious and motionless.

Feeling that I did not resist, the strength of the leg of the little princess holding my head was also reduced by three points, but I knew she was just testing me, once I moved, she would definitely hold me again, so I didn’t move at all. Moved, lying on the ground, pretending to be dead.

"Hey, you..." The little princess waited for a long time, and finally felt a little flustered after feeling that I hadn't moved at all. She loosened the legs that held my head and squatted down, but I still didn't move. Knowing that she must still be testing me, I have to be silent.

"Don't pretend to be a thief, I only used a quarter of my strength. If you die like this, I might not be too good!"

The little princess laughed loudly in my ear, and then she paused with my nostril with her hand, wanting to feel my breath. But I held my breath, still pretending to be dead and motionless.

"Hey, you are talking! Is it dumb or dead?"

"Wake me up, wake up!"

The little princess kicked my body with his feet, trying to urge me to wake up, but I still didn’t move. It seems that this crazy girl still didn’t mean to kill me. If the girl killed me, she would have to stay here alone, so she shouldn't dare to kill me for the time being.

"Hey, will you be okay?" After kicking me for a long time, the little princess didn't feel any movement. She seemed to be a little vacant. She asked in a low voice beside me. But I just refused to answer her, leaving her anxious.

"Smelly? A scum? Why is it so terrible to speak? Hey! I tell you to speak!" The little princess murmured in my ear, his voice getting more and more anxious. Her clear high-pitched voice rang repeatedly in the empty underground cave, and the echo after passing through the cave turned into a ghost-like cry, which looked extremely grand and terrifying, and made her a little panicked.

After a while, I heard the cries of the little princess.

"Okay, thief, I know, I'll spare you first, get up and say something!"

But I still didn't move.

In the end, the little princess seemed to be really panicked, especially the gloomy surroundings magnified her horrible psychology.

"Forget the stinky thief, this is yours!" After the little princess's voice was silent for a while, it suddenly rang again, and he seemed a little hesitant.

But then, I suddenly felt a pair of warm lips pressed against my lips, and then I felt a fragrant and fragrant scent blowing into my mouth.

This crazy girl is actually giving me artificial respiration? !

I was startled and opened my eyes, but then hurriedly closed them again. Fortunately, it was dark all around, and the little princess did not find me pretending to be dead. Her lips were still close to me, blowing incessantly, and then she pressed my chest as I did before.

Seeing her like this, I couldn't help it anymore, and took a breath, "woke up".

"Ah, dead stink thief, are you finally awake?" Hearing my voice, the voice of the little princess was a little delighted.

"I...Is this in hell?" Although I couldn't help but wake up, I still pretended to be at a loss.

"What hell, this princess saved you!" The little princess murmured in my ear, but there was a little ecstasy in his voice, "Okay, get up, hurry up and find a way to escape here! "

I scratched my scalp and tried to get up, but my heart was funny. Is this little princess really the daughter of a national leader? Why is it so cheating, it feels like a child? I can't help but feel a little tempted to laugh.

After groping on me for a while, the little princess only breathed a sigh of relief after making sure that I was getting up.

"Smelly thief, you brought me here, think of a way to take me out!" The little county director's presumptuous voice sounded in my ears, and her yellowish-like tone stung me. Eardrum.

"Okay, let me be quiet first! You let me be quiet for a while. We can't get out of here anymore. It's a waste of time!" I stopped the little princess's unreasonable troubles, and then I started groping on my wrist. I was If you wear a watch phone, you can borrow some lights if the watch phone can be turned on.

I turned on my watch phone, and as expected, the light turned on, but when I saw it, I found that only half of the battery was left. I didn't charge the battery on the train before, and I didn't find a hotel to supplement the electricity after I came to Dengfeng. Now it's almost exhausted.

With a little light from the mobile phone, we can barely see each other. I saw the pale jade face of the little princess right in front of me. A pair of smart and clear black eyes mirrored the light of the mobile phone, like brilliant stars. , Very moving.

Looking at the little princess, I couldn't help but think of the girl I had admired in the 21st century, Liu Piaopiao, feeling a moment of melancholy. The little princess blinked, and his white face was turned blue by the light from the phone.

I used the light of my mobile phone to look at the surrounding scenes and found that I was entirely on the edge of a river. The area of ​​this highland in the water was about the size of two double beds. And farther away, it was a dark river with no end in sight.

"See? We are trapped underground now. Unless you are a flying fish and can fly back the same way you used to, don't twitter me to take you out, because I can't go out either."

The little princess also saw the surrounding scene clearly. After looking around, she suddenly said, "Give me the phone! The people I called me, let them come to rescue me!"

I was shocked when I heard this. The little princess said "Save me" instead of "Save us". The two sentences are different, but the meaning is completely different. I guess that if the little princess’s person arrives, I will be the one who died immediately. Only when I give her the phone will it be a ghost.

"Just to save you, what about me? Are you a fool? If your people arrive, I will have a way to survive?"