My Last Girlfriend

The words of the wretched girl really scared me. The mention of the wretched girl made me realize that my previous jewels did not know where they had fallen, nor did the hot girl know the whereabouts of those jewels. , But for the time being I am penniless.

"Master, I have a tight hand now, no money? Can I postpone it?"

"Postpone?" The wretched girl frowned, then relieved, and then smirked, "Hey hey, deferred payment, of course, but 10% of the monthly lagging fee is still not allowed~~"

"...Uh, I said, Master, you are too wretched!" I screamed, but I still wanted to laugh.

"Worthy?... How do you know my nickname? Hey hey~~"

"..."

"Hey, let’s not say much. The lunch break is about to pass. If I stay here, the battalion commander will come to me to ask." The wretched girl looked at the watch phone in her hand and said, "Hey, apprentice, although I don’t know. What is your background. But I heard the battalion commander said that you were hunted down by the government, right now? If you are interested in joining our alliance, we can protect you. There are many martial arts in our alliance. Only men can learn, hehe. When there were men in the world hundreds of years ago, men, not women, created all kinds of human limit records."

"There is a very ridiculous rule in our league, which was left by the leader more than 240 years ago to the present. As long as there is a man in this world, he must be drawn into the league anyway, as long as his moral quality and physical fitness If you can get by, then you have to promote him as the leader. In the case of a man, the leader of the Wu League must be a man, because only men can truly inherit all kinds of martial arts and carry forward them~~~"

"Uh... there are such regulations?" What the wretched girl said surprised me. Is it possible that I am a wretched girl because I want me to be the leader?

"Yes, there are, but they are all old and obsolete regulations hundreds of years ago. Now who will follow them? However, I am also curious to see if your legendary man is really as godly as the legend. You have two hands."

"Then you... start teaching me today?"

"Today? Hey, I can't do it today, my apprentice, look at your body, with fat, oily belly, light feet and insufficient blood and blood. Where can you practice martial arts? If you really want to practice, you should first exercise muscles and massage acupoints. Let's get started. Let's talk about it when you smooth out this piece of meat on your belly, and then you have mastered the most basic massage and acupuncture techniques to help yourself."

"Acupuncture? But I don't know anything about acupuncture points. Did you teach me?"

"Hey, this... I have limited energy as a teacher. The basic theories such as acupuncture points have been learned by yourself." The wretched girl smiled, and then she took out a blue book from her arms The pamphlet winked at me and said, "Hey, this mini-graphic version of The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic is sold to you at a cheaper price. 15 yuan is not the second price, free shipping, dear."

"..."

"Master, you are engaged in MLM!"

...

In this way, in order to learn some skills from the wretched girl, I still worshipped the wretched girl as a "teacher" and temporarily established my status. Of course, I still have to call her the deputy commander in front of outsiders. Although the wretched girl is a bit wretched, people are still easy to get along with. Because I didn't bring money, she lent me the mini-graphic version of her "Huang Di Nei Jing" on acupuncture points. Actually, I also treat wretched girls. It is dubious to say, but she has already shown her ability after all, and I am indeed a little bit interested. In this era, there are no online games, no novels, no TV movies to play, and it’s good for me to pass the time by myself even if I learn acupuncture points.

The wretched girl gave me steamed stuffed buns, and after cheating on my tuition fees, she strayed. The next afternoon, I stood guard with Xiaobai and the female wolf head. Around 2 pm was the hottest time of the day, and because we were standing guard all day, no one came to replace us, I was really dizzy. In the end, I couldn't bear the temper and sat down everywhere, anyway, no one was around to check it, and it would be okay to be lazy.

Of course, Xiaobai is still a little puzzled because I worship the wretched girl as a teacher.

"Master, aren't you a god? Why do you still need to learn Kung Fu?"

"Stupid girl, although I am the reincarnation of a god, I am still a mortal, practicing martial arts can prolong life, live forever, and become a **** again!"

"Oh, it turned out to be like this! It turns out that master, you are trying to become a **** again!" Xiaobai's brain is not good. Although I still don't believe her expression, she has always believed in my words. She didn't ask more when I explained indiscriminately.

In this way, the hot women came to tell us that we don't need to stand guard until it gets dark in the evening. Seeing Xiaobai and the female wolf head sitting on the ground, the hot female's eyes were a little gloomy, but she didn't say anything, just reminding us that we can go to dinner and go to bed. I was really relieved at that time. After standing for an afternoon, I was already sweating, drenched, and hungry and tired.

"It's finally over. I'm exhausted. My foot is almost broken." I shook my arm and exhaled heavily.

"Exhausted? Just like this is called exhausted? Humph!" The hot woman said with a sneer, "Have you ever seen a real soldier stand guard? When I was the platoon leader, I stood guard at the border guards in Xinjiang. It was one day and one night! That night it was snowy and rainy, the sky was freezing, and the temperature was tens of degrees below zero, but I just didn't move!"

I was a little shocked to hear the hot female's talk. For a long time, I have always thought that the hot woman is a bit of a regular soldier, but I didn't expect that she was really spine.

"Well...you are the best in the world, you are the best." I admired the hot woman with a bit of astonishment.

"What's not good? This is the backbone of a soldier, understand! You are not real soldiers, I won't talk about you! But if you are my subordinates and I see you squatting here to be lazy, I am sure To punish you severely, you must run a hundred laps around the barracks!"

The hot female scolded us, and heard the cold words in the ears of me, an informal soldier, and felt very aggrieved. I just want to live a stable life, I don't want to be a soldier.

But I definitely wouldn't say this in front of a hot woman, otherwise I would definitely not escape her reprimand.

So I can only express my gratitude to the hot girl for her tolerance and understanding of the three of us.

In the end, the hot woman couldn't help but say a few words about us, and finally agreed to let us go back to base camp. At that time, dinner time was almost past, and there were not many people in the canteen. I helped Xiaobai and the female wolf head to have dinner in the window and ate dinner in the corner. The female wolf head had a huge appetite and ate it. Three bowls of rice, two more buns are over.

What makes me more headache is that the female wolf head doesn’t use chopsticks and she is also picky eaters. She grabs chicken legs and dried plums with her hands, but refuses to eat rice. Seeing this scene, I had to use chopsticks to stir the dried plums and shredded pork with rice. Together, the female wolf has no choice but to eat together.

But it’s still a big problem that female wolf head can’t use chopsticks, and I’m not very good at how I taught her. The rice that I picked up all fell into the bowl, and because chopsticks can only hold a small amount of vegetables at a time, female wolf head has no patience. Finally, you have to use your hands. It was really difficult for me to see the female wolf head with her hands. Fortunately, there were not many people in the cafeteria. We were in the corner again, otherwise we would be finished if we were seen.

Fortunately, besides the chopsticks, there is a small rice spoon in the canteen. I let the female wolf head slowly spoon the rice with the small rice spoon. She still barely able to learn. It is better to use a spoon than chopsticks. In the end, I will teach the female wolf head with my patience. I still learned to use a spoon. Although the movements are awkward, I am very pleased.

Because I was sweating, I wanted to take a shower after eating. The training in the army is very hard, especially in the current period of war, the military training is even more rigorous and cruel.

Although they have undergone day training, the soldiers in several battalions still receive military training after dinner, and they have to train until 9 or even 10 o'clock before returning to their dormitory to rest.

The whistle and shouting on the open space of the barracks outside have never stopped. During the day, the soldiers' training programs are mainly pull-ups, push-ups, running, shooting and bombing training, and various physical training, such as leapfrogging, 400-meter obstacles, and cross-country running. At night, because of the lack of light, it is mainly a formation.

Compared with the soldiers in the cooking camp, the soldiers in the infantry battalion and the special forces barracks are better, because the soldiers in the cooking camp do not need to be trained at night. Of course, this is not to say that the soldiers in the cooking camp have nothing to do. Washing dishes and pots, cleaning the stove, cleaning the sanitation, ordering menus, transporting food and dumping garbage are all the responsibility of the cooking soldiers. Not easy.

Every cooking soldier has an assigned task, and the hot girl has also assigned me, the female wolf head and Xiao Bai a task, which is to wash the dishes!

This is actually a relatively easy task, but it is not easy for me. Although the Wenshan County Border Military District is not a large military area, it still has 6 regiments. The total number of soldiers is more than 20,000. The cooking battalion has a total of more than 500 people, and only 200 people are responsible for washing dishes. Many people wash dishes and dishes for 20,000 people, and the amount of work can be imagined.

What's more, it is impossible for me to let the female wolf head take care of the dishes. It would be strange if she came to wash the dishes without breaking the dishes. So Xiaobai and I could only contract the workload of the female wolf head. As a result, the workload of the two of us was 50% more than that of ordinary soldiers.

Fortunately, although Xiaobai, a silly girl, can't do anything smart, she still does things like washing dishes and dishes very carefully. Seeing her black hair hanging down and sweating, she still wipes her forehead with her sleeves. Beads of sweat, staring at a large pile of plates in the basin, brushing the plates without complaint, is really pitiful.

"Silly girl, I see you wash every plate so clean, wipe it back and forth so many times, so you won't be tired?" Seeing Xiaobai humming and wiping the terrible military song that I didn't know where he learned from. I couldn't help asking her the appearance of the plate.

When I asked, Xiaobai smiled at me and said:

"Tired is a bit tired, but Master, I can't do other things well. I only have to do things like wiping dishes, so I must do it seriously."

I'll go, washing the dishes can also wash out the sense of self-existence, this silly girl is really a natural toil...