My Last Girlfriend
Chapter 11: Go online, it's hot
Swallow looked at me with strange eyes.
"I...I just wanted to use the computer. I don't know how to open it, so I asked Xiaoqing to open it for me, haha." I quickly moved my mind and pointed to the Swallow's computer in the corner of the room, and all the reasons were attributed to the computer. superior.
"Do you want to use a computer? You were just..."
"I'm asking Xiaoqing how to use the computer." I grabbed the conversation, cold sweat on my forehead.
"Is that so...?" Yanzi turned her head and glanced at Xiaoqing. Xiaoqing's reaction was also very quick, her face changed and she turned into a nonchalant look, and said, "Li Jian asked me to turn on the computer for him~~ It's nothing, Sister Yanzi."
The computer happened to be on the side of the bed where Xiao Taimei was, so Xiao Taimei hurriedly bent down to turn on the computer.
Damn, this little Taimei actually has a higher acting level than me, and she has done a lot of roles in one fell swoop.
Yanzi looked at me, and then at Xiaoqing, who was bending over and cocked her **** and turning on the computer. She frowned. She seemed a little unbelievable, but I spoke with Xiaotaimei, and Yanzi had no evidence to say. Nothing.
"It's so late, still playing on the computer?" Yanzi was a little confused.
It seems that the term computer remains the same as it was 400 years ago.
"I...I'm just a little curious, I want to see what the computers of your age have." I scratched my head and said.
"Huh, okay, let me open it, I set a password." Finally, Yanzi sighed out, as if he believed what I had said with Xiaotaimei, and then helped Xiaotaimei turn on the computer and saw Yanzi When she turned it on herself, Xiao Taimei immediately jumped aside wittily. Yanzi glanced at her, then tapped on the keyboard with her slender fingers for a while, and then a plum blossom bloomed on the computer screen, and the boot was successful.
Seeing the computer turned on, I pretended to thank Yanzi: "Thank you, Yanzi."
Yanzi looked at me with some worry and reminded: "I have already opened, will you use it?"
I looked at the computer screen and found that the icons on it have changed a lot from that of my time, and the position of the taskbar has also changed.
I took a look, then shook my head.
"Then I will teach you the basic operation."
Yanzi personally taught me some basic operations. The layout of the keyboard and mouse has not changed much. I can use it, but the appearance is more user-friendly. The silver mouse surface is actually made of silicone, which is very soft. The groove that allows the fingers to be embedded looks very advanced, but the overall appearance does not change too much. It seems that people’s imagination is limited after all. Although the computer looks advanced, the basic hardware has been developed to a certain stage. , Hasn't changed much in 400 years.
Yanzi taught me some basic Internet and game functions, as well as some chat software.
I kept nodding my head and said that I know how to use it. In fact, I don't care about the computer. At that time, all I was thinking about was to cover up the scene with Xiaotaimei just now, and I didn't even bother to think about computers.
"I get it, I get it." I keep saying it.
Swallow nodded as if I knew how to deal with me, so he said: "Then I will go to bed first, and you should go to bed earlier. Don't play for too long, the computer radiation is very strong, and..." Fearing that I would have a physical impact, Yanzi finally turned around one step at a time and walked out of my room with the little sister.
Before closing the door, Little Taimei glanced back at me, her eyes filled with disappointment and lingering aftertaste.
But she didn't say much, and left with Yanzi.
I heard the door closing, as if Xiaotaimei and Yanzi had both gone back to the room.
It seems that Xiao Taimei is disappointed that she has not seen my male symbol. And me, why not?
I sat on the bedside with a sigh. What lingered in my mind was the scene of Xiaotaimei slowly pulling down Xiaonai, and the more I thought about it, the clearer it became. In the end, I almost couldn't hold back and sneak out of the room to knock on Xiaotai. The door of sister's room. But in the end I still didn't do that.
Little Taimei came to my room, I can still find an excuse to fool around, if I go to Xiaotaimei's room and be found, it is really bad intentions, I can't argue.
In the end, I simply locked the door of the room, and then turned my attention to the computer. Forget it, just take a look at the Internet in this era.
The first thing I play on the computer is to go online.
There is a browser on the desktop, and there is a search engine similar to Baidu and Google, so the first thing I do is to search for keywords on it.
Hey-hey.
No matter how the times change, what remains the same is my wretchedness.
What makes me speechless is that I have been searching on the computer for a long time, but have not been able to find the relevant resources. I am really desperate. Is it the strict control of the government in this era, or is this thing completely extinct?
I don't believe it anymore. I continued to search, but unfortunately, I searched for countless keywords but failed to find similar resources. I just found some reports on gynecological diseases... Hey, it seems that the age of women only seems to really not pay attention to that aspect. But it's no wonder that the men are gone, so what can I imagine?
It was really boring. I thought of the movie that Yanzi mentioned about the man who found alive in the Antarctic, and then started the breeding program. I got a little more interested, so I started searching for that movie.
As a result, I found this movie very quickly. It was very popular. It actually ranked in the top five among popular movies. The number one seemed to be an emotional movie. I was not interested in that. I still watched the man come back. movie of.
But I was disappointed after watching it. Damn, the quality of this movie is too bad. The male protagonist inside is actually an actress. He is tall and thin, with straight legs, long and thin eyelashes, and his face is white and red. He is completely sissy. He doesn't have much masculine temperament. He just cuts his hair short. Some, and then the temperament is more masculine with makeup, and it is still not small from the real man.
But there is no way to think about it. After all, no man has appeared in more than 200 years. Even if there are books, it is almost rotten. There are indeed not many remaining pictures of men. I am afraid that you can only see them in biology books. This "Breeding Project" is completely an emotional movie. It tells the story of a man who has revived from Antarctica and is wanted by the government of the women's world. A lot of love is interspersed during this period.
But this is very different from the reality of love in the 21st century, because the male protagonist in the movie is simply the protagonist’s halo with infinite charm. The female protagonist will fall in love with him as soon as he appears. In the end, everyone in the whole city of Mommy Falling in love with him, there are no fakes. Although the final ending is the tragedy of the protagonist's suicide, Mary Su who still can't change the process.
It seems that the director who made this movie is a woman of this era after all, who has never experienced real emotions between men and women, so she is so nonsense.
But what makes me speechless is that there are countless female audience members crying in the film reviews, saying that they are very touching.
I was in a bad mood at the time, so I directly posted a long paragraph on the film review side saying, "Fake, there's no way to fake it!" Then I said a lot of screenwriters are imaginary.
As a result, in a short while, countless female audiences scolded me, saying that I was sick, unfeeling, heartless, and so on. At that time, I was also energized. I didn’t expect women of this era to be so stupid. , This kind of movie is also believed, so I directly replied that you were all cheated by the screenwriter. The true feelings of men and women are not like this at all. It takes long-term development to establish how...
As a result, I became popular. I didn’t expect the following film reviews to skyrocket. They all said I’m just a woman. What kind of pretense, you have never seen a man, and you don’t know what that era was like, don’t scream. .
I really wanted to laugh when I saw it. At that time, I thought that other people on the Internet could not find me anyway, so I directly posted and said, I am a man, and I have traveled over 400 years ago!
As a result, my popularity has become even stronger, and the following reply skyrocketed, saying that I was crazy.
But I was also excited. I directly took out the TV dramas, movies, things I saw, heard, and talked about in my era. All kinds of things they hadn't heard of and hadn't seen suddenly made the female audience dumbfounded.
All of them are talking about me, the real or the fake, how can I say the same as the real?
She writes novels, right?
Did she study history? She knew so much detail about that era.
Some people even went to authoritative websites like Baidu Baike to check some of the evidence I said, saying that what I said seemed to be true!
This time I was even more screaming, and some viewers replies below and shouted: There is no picture, no truth! Send a picture to see and we will believe you!
Some people ridiculed me and said: "Is it crazy to watch too many movies."
"She must be thinking of men crazy! hoho!"
"boring person."
"Hope it~~"
There are also some words of the times that I can't understand.
I was also excited at the time. Damn, don't give them some evidence to see if they really won't believe me. I thought it was impossible for them to fly in front of me on the Internet anyway. So I looked around and finally found a camera that looked like an orange. This camera seems to be connected to a computer and has a camera function.
After hesitating for a while, I took two photos directly and posted them on the Internet.
I regretted it as soon as I uploaded it. I shouldn't be so reckless, what if they search for human flesh? To do such a thing for a short time, if you find out here at that time, not only me, I am afraid Yanzi and the others will also be in trouble.
Unfortunately, it was too late. At that time, I had pressed the upload button and the picture had been uploaded to the public website.
As a result, after seeing the pictures I uploaded, there was an uproar below, and this time I was completely red!
"real or fake?"
"Is he really a man?"
"I checked the biology, it seems that it is really a man!"
"..."
The reply below rose sharply. Some were shocked, some were skeptical, and some were convinced. In short, there are different opinions.
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