My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

The more uncle Gu spoke, the angrier he became. He walked out of the corridor and walked to Zhang Shi.

Zhang Shi's face and ears turned red from uncle Gu's words.

"Wife, don't think that you can be unreasonable just because you're a woman! I can do it too! In our Gu family, men and women are the same! You're slandering me, you're bullying me! What did I say? You're going to cut me with your saber! Did I counterattack with my saber?"

"You trust the woman from the neighboring village, but you don't trust me! Do you really want me to go out and have a woman? That's fine! I'll go out and look for it! I'm telling you, I won't look for those from the neighboring village. I'll look for those who are fierce at scolding and fighting, have high combat skills, better-looking than you, and gentle. If you scold me, she will scold you. If you cut me, she will cut you! I'll let the two of you go against each other! Do you want it?" Uncle Gu slowly snatched Zhang Shi's vegetable knife and quickly retreated.

He patted his little heart,'finally, I took the knife down. I was really afraid that she would throw it at me.'

"Gu shouren, you, you dare!" Zhang Shi was stunned by uncle Gu's words. She wanted to slash at uncle Gu, but found that she had no knife in her hand. She could only put one hand on her waist and curse with the other.

"I dare! As long as you continue to slander me and threaten me with a knife, I'll go immediately!" Uncle Gu straightened his neck and said.

"You! You! You!" Zhang Shi pointed at uncle Gu, unable to speak.

"I, I, I, what's wrong with me! Wife, you should be content! I'm such a good man in the world, but I fell into your trap at such a young age. You don't treat me well and often doubt me. Is it interesting to you? Do you really think I'm an honest man who won't do bad things? I'm just an upright person, my parents taught me well! I'm telling you, I've been married to you for more than ten years, and it's not my parents "turn to discipline me. If I really become a scumbag one day, it'll be your fault!"

my parents gave you a handsome, gentle, and positive man. It's only been ten years, and you've turned him into a scumbag. Be careful, my parents won't let you off! Uncle Gu said with conviction.

"You! "Wuwuwuwu waah waah!" Zhang Shi couldn't win uncle Gu's argument, so she squatted down and started crying.

In the end, because she was too fat, she couldn't squat down and sat on the ground. She even burped."Burp," he said.

Gu Hui covered her face. She didn't understand why her mother was doing this. She knew that she couldn't win against her father every time and that she would always end up in a sorry state. If she had the time to learn from her second aunt and aunt Xiao Huan, why couldn't she think of ways to earn more money?

"Hahahaha, Yingluo's wife, look, I say you're fat, I say you're strong, but you always say I'm bullying you. I'm just telling the truth!" Uncle Gu threw the knife aside and strode forward to help Zhang Shi up.

Zhang Shi's face was covered in tears and snot. She looked at uncle Gu and said,"You really didn't sleep with widow Liu?"

Uncle Gu pulled Zhang Shi's hand up with a look of disdain and used Zhang Shi's sleeve to wipe Zhang Shi's face."I've already forgotten what widow Liu looks like. Although you don't look that good in my heart, I can still remember what you look like! I can't even remember that widow Liu, which means that she's so ugly that I don't even want to look at her. How can I sleep with her?"

Zhang Shi pursed her lips. These words made sense, but she felt uncomfortable listening to them.

Uncle Gu continued,"you know me. Other than you, I don't like ugly things." The things I like are all good-looking. The heavens have already sent an ugly thing to my side. There's no reason for me to look for an ugly thing! Don't be angry!"

After she finished speaking, she used Zhang Shi's other sleeve to wipe Zhang Shi's face.

Zhang Shi,"I'm not ugly!" I've put on weight after giving birth. She had to feed her child more. I have a slim figure when I was young!"

Uncle Gu: " yes, yes, yes. We have a family of six. You and your youngest son are the ugliest!

Zhang Shi,"hehe."

The second branch of the family thought,"I feel like I've been fed a bunch of smelly dog food by the first branch of the family!"