My cultivation script went astray

"Look at what Mr. Chen said, I have never seen anything happen to people who are dozens of years old. I know what is good and what is good."

The old madam opened the door and said with a smile, "I hand you over. How much money the officials can reward depends on their mood. They don't care if you provoke revenge. As soon as I open a brothel, why do I care about such things? Master, if you do When you get out, just don’t say I helped you.”

"Okay, I swear on my character that I will never tell anyone." Chen Lang promised.

The madam had her own mirror here, and she arranged for someone to bring some bottles and boxes in, and asked Chen Lang to sit in front of the mirror, "What do you want to dress up like?"

"Waterproof." Chen Lang said.

If asked to wash his face, he will not lose color.

"This is simple. I've seen a lot of people in the world. I'll help you make up to look like a warrior."

The madam started to do it, and after some operations, Chen Lang grew a thick beard and a scar on his face.

"No, it's too fake. It doesn't look full of anger."

The madam shook her head, she could practice it intensively, but the searchers outside would be embarrassed, so the secret was revealed.

"Then change to a scholar." Chen Lang said.

After another operation, Chen Lang became a handsome scholar. Even the Madam's eyes lit up, "Young Master is so handsome, no wonder my girls like him."

But Chen Lang took out a stolen wanted poster and looked at it. He felt that it was not good enough. If he looked carefully, he could recognize it.

He felt depressed. It was like a TV show where a woman disguises herself as a man and can get away with it even if she is fake. Why is the inspection here so strict?

Repeatedly, the madam gave up and threw the face sticker down.

"I can't handle it. I don't want the money. Mr. Chen should hire someone else."

"What's so different from my original appearance that it has nothing to do with the portrait at first glance, and it's so natural that I don't even need to check it?" Chen Lang thought carefully.

"Yes." The madam shrugged, "If you take the rejuvenation pill and become a boy, no one will check you."

"I don't have this." Chen Lang said.

"That's it. And please understand, I am a brothel here and I can only put makeup on women. Young Master, you are so handsome. If you insist on turning into a man with a face full of flesh, it must be very fake."

Suddenly, the madam stopped and said, "You mean, as long as it meets your requirements, anything will do?"

"Of course." Chen Lang nodded.

His only principle is to complete the task at the lowest cost. As for the rest, it doesn't matter what the flood is.

But I didn’t expect that buying a data pack to create the most handsome face would now turn out to be a disadvantage.

The madam carefully looked at Chen Lang's face in the mirror, "Then I have a plan."

…

Half an hour later.

The madam admired the neck in front of the mirror, which was like mutton-fat jade, the face that could be broken by a blow, and the eyes as clear as a pool. They were as perfect as works of art.

How do you say that? If a man dresses up, there will be nothing wrong with a woman, and she understands this thoroughly.

"Don't be so sharp in your eyes, be softer. Girls should be as tender as water and as passionate as fire."

"Oh yes, that's it." The old madam's eyes were stunning, so perfect. Compared with Mr. Chen, she looked like a peasant woman from the countryside.

It would be a pity for a person like this not to be a duck.

"Are you really good at this?" Chen Lang didn't expect this, and he was very doubtful.

"Why not? Just tell me, how different is it from the original appearance? Is it natural? Not to mention whether it can be checked out. If anyone dares to touch your body, just call him a gangster. I don't see who is so shameless."

As the kind of person who only cares about the plot and doesn't care about the life and death of others, Chen Lang had to express his belief in what the madam said.

There are also many talents among NPCs.

"By the way, what about the sound?" This cannot be faked.

"Easy to handle."

The madam went to the back cabinet, opened the drawer, took out a bottle of pills, and poured out one pill.

"Nuo, if you eat it, you can change your voice, but it can only last for three hours. This sister is an eye-opener for me, so I'll give it to you."

Chen Lang looked at the pills inside, took one directly, and then asked:

"What strange medicine can change your voice? Why do you have such a thing?"

The madam chuckled, "Nowadays, it's hard to take care of the guest officials. They are very particular about their appearance and appearance. These are all constant consumables for me."

"It's quite fun. I'll come and play some other time."

As soon as Chen Lang opened his mouth, he suddenly covered his mouth, and his voice really changed.

Good clip.

"You are welcome to come and play at any time."

The madam directly gave Chen Lang a black sign, then looked down at his chest, and suddenly realized, no wonder he still felt something was wrong, "Wait a minute, I'll go find you some cotton cloth."

…

More than half an hour later, a stunning beauty wearing a long skirt appeared in the brothel and went out in a grand manner.

Perhaps because of the Madam's instructions, the girls stayed far away, and occasionally someone would cast a strange look.

Chen Lang naturally filtered out these looks. His self-positioning was very clear. Who cares what a bunch of NPCs think?

It's just that his mother's butt is cold, it feels like running around naked with a sheet on it, which is a bit unaccustomed to her.

But before he walked out, there was a commotion outside the door. Two men in black and a man came in. Chen Lang didn't want to pay attention to them, but he didn't expect them to be acquaintances.

"Everyone, come out!"

"I'm unhappy today. I, Mr. Zhao, will pay for everything!" It was Zhao Wushuang who came. He was beaten for no apparent reason yesterday, and his family refused to let anyone know.

I must find some stinky bitches to vent my anger on today.

Just after he finished speaking, he suddenly saw a wisp of fragrance flowing by the side. When he saw the side profile, his eyes were straight.

"Fuck, when did you come? This is the top brand"

Bang!

Chen Lang punched him to the back of the shelf and buried him in the groceries.

"Young Master, Young Master!" The servant was shocked.

Zhao Wushuang climbed out of the shelf and looked around, "Where is the person, where is the person? Who is she!"

Who is this girl next door who is so strong and powerful?

But the person had disappeared long ago.

"At present, I have the strength to fight these geniuses." Chen Lang used the Lingyun Step and quickly crossed two streets with few people. Then he slowed down and rushed straight to the Su family.

Zhao Wushuang, the old pervert, couldn't recognize him. It was no problem to find a reason to sneak into the Su family.

Sure enough, after passing the next intersection, two men immediately blocked the road, with swords hidden behind their backs.

But they were still stunned when they saw the people coming.

"What's wrong?" Chen Lang spoke softly.

"Well, I've been ordered to search. The city is not safe recently. There are bad guys." One person said.

Chen Lang looked at him calmly.

The man next to him slapped his head fiercely, "What are you doing? The abacus beads have fallen on my face. Don't make trouble."

Then he smiled, "Girl, please wait."

Chen Lang was not in a hurry to leave, "I have seen the wanted order. Are you arresting Chen Lang? This person is interesting. Is he currently missing?"

The man shook his head, "No, he probably ran out of the city."

"How long will the wanted order last? Searching everyone you meet will not cause public resentment?" Chen Lang asked again.

The man smiled, "This Qingzhou is the territory of the eight major families. Who dares to be dissatisfied when they speak?"

"But I don't know how long it will take to search. There is definitely no place for him to hide in this city. As for outside the city, I heard that Mr. Zhao personally issued a reward. Even if he becomes a Taoist priest, he will be caught sooner or later.

I can only say that if he dares to touch the disciples of these families, there will be no place for him in Qingzhou City. His life is over."

"Oh, I wish you can arrest him as soon as possible." Chen Lang left calmly.

Without any danger along the way, Chen Lang successfully arrived at the gate of the Su family.

"What reason should I use to go in?" Chen Lang paced outside the door.

At this time, the gate suddenly opened, and the gatekeeper chuckled and said, "Miss, are you here to see my lady?"

Chen Lang was stunned for a moment, "Yes, that's right."

"Then come in quickly. The city is not safe recently. There are flower thieves stealing people. It's dangerous for you to be followed alone."

Chen Lang nodded. It is quite dangerous. He just followed one a few days ago.

After the servant informed, Su Qingchan came and saw Chen Lang in his current outfit. She was stunned for a moment, and then compared the size of his chest, "Sister, do we know each other?"

She felt like she had seen him before, but couldn't remember where.

Chen Lang sighed, "You don't know me, but I know you."

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