My Best Wife

Wang Xia said: "Mr. Zhuo, let me ask you first, how many times have you been in love?"

Zhuo Yuhang glanced at Li Xiaoxiao secretly: "No, not even once."

Wang Xia's eyes became brighter and brighter: "Really? Impossible, right?"

Zhuo Yuhang said helplessly: "It's true. If you want to question me, there's nothing you can do about it. It's up to you to believe it or not."

Wang Xia said: "Okay, let me ask you again, do you want to find a partner? Do you plan to never get married?"

Zhuo Yuhang realized that there might be a trap in his words, but he couldn't say that he didn't plan to get married. He gritted his teeth and said, "Marriage is an inevitable event in life. Of course I want to find a partner."

Wang Xia clapped her hands and said, "No problem, let's total it up."

Zhuo Yuhang said: "What exactly do you want to say?"

Wang Xia asked: "Have you ever heard of 'Pan Donkey Deng Xiaoxian'?"

Zhuo Yuhang thought for a moment: "I've heard of it." Wang Xia nodded: "Now let's take a look at you, Deng. Don't think about it. You paid for me just now without even a single complaint. Xian, you can sit here now." That's proof, Pan. In terms of looks, I have to admit, you definitely deserve it.

You have a good appearance, this little guy..."

Li Xiaoxiao was also attracted by her words and couldn't help but ask: "What's wrong with Xiao? What do you mean by Pan Donkey and Deng Xiaoxian?" Wang Xia smiled mischievously: "Xiao means being humble and being small. What I mean is that when you pick up girls, you must know how to lower your posture, hold back your temper, know how to coax women, and please others. My good sister, what do you mean?

, our Mr. Zhuo, has he ever been small? "

Li Xiaoxiao thought for a while and replied: "Of course. He went shopping with us just now. He didn't even say a word of complaint and even helped you pay. Isn't this what you call petty?" Wang Xia cleared her throat: " So here comes the most critical question. First, he wants to find a partner. Second, he has four of the five magic weapons of a scumbag. Third, he said that he has never talked to a partner. After these three points, we can conclude Varied

What conclusion? "

Zhuo Yuhang thought about her words carefully and almost exploded.

What's the conclusion? If you are looking for a partner and the "Five Scumbags" have met the four conditions and still can't find a partner, it only means that the remaining condition is not up to standard.

However, in this world, as long as a man has normal cognition, it is impossible to admit that he is not good at that aspect, not under any circumstances!

But if you want to refute this, you can only explain that you have been in love. In this way, plus being accused of being a scumbag just this morning, you are admitting that you are a scumbag and admitting that you have told a lot of lies. .

Wang Xia slapped the table and spread her hands to make a gesture of invitation: "Brother Yuhang, choose."

Zhuo Yuhang's brain has fallen into a state of shutdown.

Li Xiaoxiao thought for a long time, and roughly understood the meaning, but not completely, and asked: "Sister, you mean, he lacks a donkey? But what does this donkey mean?"

Wang Xia smiled evilly and said: "According to the book, that big guy is called a donkey."

"Big stuff like a donkey? Big stuff like a donkey?" Li Xiaoxiao still didn't understand.

Wang Xia smiled even more evilly and said in Li Xiaoxiao's ear: "It means that a man's thing is as big as a donkey's."

"Ah!" Li Xiaoxiao suddenly realized it and exclaimed softly. Although she even has a child, her mind is still very simple. When she heard such a statement, her face suddenly turned red. Zhuo Yuhang had come to his senses, but he still couldn't defend himself. What happened to the woman that morning? They were still investigating, so they couldn't prove another thing on the spot, right? At this point, I can only endure it for now and wait until the investigation is clear before taking action.

Calculate.

"Hahahaha!" Wang Xia suddenly lay down on the table and patted the table, laughing so hard that even the people around her looked over.

Li Xiaoxiao said: "Sister, what are you doing?" It took Wang Xia a long time to calm down. She drank some water and cleared her throat. Still with a smile on her face, she took out her mobile phone and pressed it a few times, showing it to Zhuo. Yuhang looked: "Mr. Zhuo, thank you very much for helping me buy things today."

, I have forwarded it to you. She took out the 30,000-yuan watch she had just bought, presented it to Zhuo Yuhang, and said, "The value of this watch should be nothing to you, but I hope you can accept it. This is My apologies, please accept my words

apologize. "Li Xiaoxiao was shocked when she heard the word "apology". In her impression, this word would never appear in her cousin's dictionary. Even if she really felt that she was wrong, she would never show it. Come out, at most somewhere else

Make up for it.

She actually apologized. Did the sun come out in the west? As everyone knows, this is Wang Xia's serious expression. She really intends to get along well with this blind date. She had doubts about Xiaoxiao's words before, but now not only does she believe him, but her interest in him has increased by several notches.

Second-rate.

Rich, handsome, with a good background, and probably still a virgin in his thirties, he would be the best anywhere.

A man like this would jump out on a blind date, which is more precious than a pie falling from the sky. In fact, from the first time she said Zhuo Yuhang was a scumbag, Wang Xia had roughly seen the signs. How could a real scumbag be frightened by a title? People with a little bit of emotional experience would quickly find ways to deal with it. later

The incident also clearly shows that this person is a novice in terms of emotions.

What she didn't know was that Zhuo Yuhang wouldn't have reacted this way if Li Xiaoxiao wasn't around.

Zhuo Yuhang was stunned for a long time and asked, "What are you doing?"

Wang Xia said: "Those words I just said, including calling you a scumbag, were all me teasing you, so I want to apologize to you."

Li Xiaoxiao suddenly said: "Sister, you said you wanted to try Brother Yuhang, and it turns out this is it."

"Try me? Why are you trying me? Why are you trying me?" Zhuo Yuhang was still a little dissatisfied.

Wang Xia said: "As for the reason, it doesn't matter anymore. I'm really sorry, Mr. Zhuo. If you feel it's not enough, you can make any request." Zhuo Yuhang is not a stingy person. As long as Xiaoxiao doesn't misunderstand, then it's okay. It was easy to explain, so he accepted the watch and said: "Now that I have made it clear, it will be fine. There are not many people in this world who can take the initiative to apologize.

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The three of them clarified all their misunderstandings, and the atmosphere became much more harmonious.

Zhuo Yuhang felt that this meeting was not as boring as the last time, and he also had a good impression of Wang Xia. After all, she did not take any advantage. She admitted her mistake, apologized, and treated her to dinner in a generous manner, which proved that she was able to handle things clearly. people.

If it were one of those insatiable women, they would probably seize on his pain points and pursue him until all his value is drained out.

When leaving, Wang Xia asked: "When are you free to come out to play again?" Zhuo Yuhang looked at Li Xiaoxiao and wanted to say that as long as Xiaoxiao was free, he would be free at any time, but after all, it was not Li Xiaoxiao who asked the question, so I was embarrassed to say After exiting, he could only say: "This is hard to say. The company has not been established yet, so we have to be busy.

There are many more. But after all, it hasn’t started operation yet, and it may be available at any time. Wang Xia said: "Okay, let's talk about it later when we have time." "