My Best Wife

"Qianzi, let me tell you, at this time, what do we men most taboo about? You know the most taboo to reason with women? Did you see Yanzi just now?"

"Isn't it me?" When Liu Yan heard this, she suddenly intervened.

Bi Luochun hurriedly smiled at her and said, "Yanzi, I didn't persuade Qiangzi! Give some face, give some face..."

Liu Yan rolled her eyes anger, and then she didn't say more.

"I told you Qiangzi, you are like this. When she is unhappy next time, you will find a way to tease her. For example, you will hold her hand affectionately and tell her,'Xiaoxiao, how am I? It feels like you have been a little fat recently?' She will definitely reply you at this time:'Fart! My old lady has been losing weight, how can I be fat?!'"

Bi Luochun taught his experience seriously, but when Fang Zhiqiang heard this, his eyes widened. Fang Zhiqiang knew that Li Xiaoxiao would never be like this.

"It's not Lao Bi...this is... Liu Yan, right?" It's not to blame Fang Zhiqiang for mentioning Liu Yan, mainly because of the scene described by Bi Luochun. I really miss Liu Yan's reaction too much.

"It's not... why are you talking to me again?"

Liu Yan also looked innocent. She obviously didn't say anything and did nothing. How could she be involved in everything?

"Yanzi Yanzi, we are discussing countermeasures, do you want Xiaoxiao to get better soon?"

Bi Luochun smiled again.

"Qiangzi, don't interrupt me, wait for me to finish!" Seeing Liu Yan calm down again, Bi Luochun frowned and looked at Fang Zhiqiang seriously.

"But... Xiaoxiao might not respond like this, she might say like this: "Really? Are you despising me?" At this time I tell you a strong son, this time you have to respond to her like this : "Fool, you don't even have meat, how can you get fat?" You reply to her in this humorous way. I tell you a strong son, she will laugh at the first time, and it is the kind from the heart laugh!"

As Bi Luochun said, his face was full of pride.

Listening to what he said, Liu Yan suddenly sighed and was about to speak, but once again he was blocked by Bi Luochun's smiling expression.

Liu Yan suddenly reacted now, no wonder Bi Luochun said to her last time: "Fool, if you are not fat, why are you getting heavier in my heart?"

Looking back now, Liu Yan suddenly felt that she had been deceived. Bi Luochun didn’t know where to learn these local love words every day. He was still very affectionate. If the willpower is not strong enough, it is really easy to be eroded. .

However, even though Liu Yan was out of breath at the moment, thinking of the current situation of Li Xiaoxiao described by Fang Zhiqiang just now, Liu Yan had to shut up.

However, Fang Zhiqiang was confused at the moment. The words Bi Luochun said made Fang Zhiqiang goosebumps. Not only did he not feel funny at all, but he felt like a mental retardation...

"Qiangzi, don't let this look, listen to me, I will tell you this trick. Don't think Yanzi is so temperamental. If I don't have a unique job, how can I live now?"

Bi Luochun noticed Fang Zhiqiang's tangled expression, and immediately added again.

Fang Zhiqiang looked at him suspiciously, nodded, and continued to say in a serious manner: "I told you a strong son, women think differently from us, they like to hear such things, you believe me, as long as you tell her like this, she I will laugh! If you are lucky, you can just throw in your arms!"

"Um... well... I'll try..."

Seeing that Bi Luochun was so careful and in front of Liu Yan, after saying these things like this, he risked his life to go home! Fang Zhiqiang was too embarrassed to refuse, nodded and said.

"Well, trust me, it will work! You can try it with Xiaoxiao later... hey, it hurts!"

Sure enough, before Bi Luochun had finished speaking, Liu Yan couldn't help it anymore. She grabbed him by the ears and gritted his teeth and said, "Oh, you're so old! How can I say every day? Change the law to tease me, so experienced? Say! Which girl have you teased?"

"I...I'm not a daughter-in-law, I..."

Bi Luochun's ears were crimson, and he couldn't even speak a word in pain.

"Go home and settle the bill with you! Go take the child out!"

Liu Yan finally let go of Bi Luochun's ears, and then yelled at him.

Hearing the words, Bi Luochun rubbed the ears that were about to fall, did not dare to neglect, and hurried to the bedroom to hug Xiaochun.

Even with her baby in her arms, Liu Yan still grabbed Bi Luochun's ears and left Fang Zhiqiang's home.

Fang Zhiqiang felt painful watching that scene...

Although I don't know what kind of battle will occur after the two of them go home, at least, it is not as serious as the nature of the matter just now, so Fang Zhiqiang can be considered relieved.

However, thinking of the method Bi Luochun just said, Fang Zhiqiang couldn't help but want to try it. Although most of Xiaoxiao's situation was exaggerated, Xiaoxiao is indeed in a bad mood recently.

So Fang Zhiqiang felt that if he went in for a try, if he was really good, wouldn't he be able to learn and use it in the future?

Thinking of this, Fang Zhiqiang walked into the bedroom without saying a word.

Xiao Aili didn't cry much now, maybe because he was tired of crying, or because Liu Yan and the others had already left.

"How's it going?"

As soon as Fang Zhiqiang came in, Li Xiaoxiao looked at Fang Zhiqiang with worry and asked.

"It's okay, little noise, just go home and sleep."

Fang Zhiqiang waved his hand and said confidently.

"How do you comfort people? I just saw that Sister Liu Yan was really angry."

Li Xiaoxiao frowned in confusion. She also knew a little bit about Liu Yan's temperament. Looking at the way she was just now, she would really not be able to coax her if she changed her role.

"You don't have to worry about this." Fang Zhiqiang stared at Li Xiaoxiao intently, and said mysteriously while walking towards her.

When he came to Li Xiaoxiao, Fang Zhiqiang looked at her affectionately, and then slowly stretched out his hand, pulling Li Xiaoxiao's hands, his eyes facing each other.

If it’s normal, Fang Zhiqiang doesn’t think this action is embarrassing, but at this moment, Fang Zhiqiang feels that there is a mysterious power summoning the embarrassing force inside his body, and even his eyes are erratic. of.

"What's the matter?" Li Xiaoxiao asked with some doubts looking at Fang Zhiqiang's mysterious look.

Fang Zhiqiang became even more nervous when he heard the words. He tried to remember the method that Bi Luochun gave him just now. After thinking about it for a long time, he finally cleared his mind, and immediately said to Li Xiaoxiao: "Xiaoxiao, have you noticed Are you getting stupid lately?"

"Ah? Is there any? Where am I stupid?" Li Xiaoxiao's face became more blank, and then asked curiously.

Fang Zhiqiang recalled the expression on Bi Luochun's face when he was teaching himself. Although Bi Luochun didn't do anything just now, how smart is Fang Zhiqiang? If this time is accompanied by a gentle movement, the effect will naturally be even higher!

Suddenly, Fang Zhiqiang stretched out his hand and gently stroked Li Xiaoxiao’s soft hair, looking at Li Xiaoxiao’s Tianling Gai with affection in his eyes, and said and said: "Fool, of course I lied to you, you don’t even have a brain. , How can you get stupid?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fang Zhiqiang's fingers stroking Li Xiaoxiao's hair paused slightly, as if he felt something was wrong, but he couldn't tell for a while.

And Li Xiaoxiao was stunned for a moment. When she reacted, her originally round eyes stared directly at Ye Mingzhu, and those chests that were one-touch mean that she was angry!

"Fang Zhiqiang! What do you mean! I dare to say that I have no brains? I think I'm not working at home every day, right? You think I want to do this? Or you come and take the kids! I go to work Ah! I don't have a brain? I just don't have a brain that I fell in love with you bastard!"

It is said that everyone has a temper, Li Xiaoxiao is gentle and true, but having a temper is also true.

Li Xiaoxiao at this moment is like Liu Yan's possession!

Fang Zhiqiang glanced at something wrong, so he naturally wanted to retreat immediately!

"It's not Xiaoxiao... Listen to me, I don't mean that, I don't mean you have no brains... I mean... I..."

"What am I? I'm just because I don't have any brains, so I forced the disease to give birth to you such a son! I just don't have the brains, I foolishly thought you were the only woman in your heart! I just don't have the brains... I'm back!"

The so-called thirty-six tactics are the best plan. Fang Zhiqiang looked at Li Xiaoxiao at this moment as if he was going crazy. He obviously knew what the consequences would be if he continued to stay. He slipped away, and the roaring voice of Li Xiaoxiao behind once again caused Fang Zhiqiang's footsteps stopped.

"Fang Zhiqiang, I have no brains, I just turned a blind eye to what happened to you and Sister Yaxin... As long as she is a woman, who would not care about such things? As long as she is not stupid! I am too stupid... I just have no brains... …"

Seeing Fang Zhiqiang's back, Li Xiaoxiao suddenly became sad. The more he talked, the more he talked, and when it came to this matter, Fang Zhiqiang's mood immediately deepened.

"It's not Xiaoxiao... can you listen to me explain?"

Fang Zhiqiang knew that he was in a big disaster. He originally wanted to make a joke, but he didn't expect that he would completely drive into Li Xiaoxiao's heart...

"Explain what? Explain why you fell in love with me, a brainless woman?"

Li Xiaoxiao’s eyes are already moist, maybe she doesn’t know why, because of this simple sentence, there are so many associations suddenly, but when a woman’s grievance suddenly rises, that kind of The terrible power made her stunned.

"Xiaoxiao, I..."

"Don't talk anymore, I don't want to talk to you now!"

Li Xiaoxiao stretched out his hand to stop Fang Zhiqiang from continuing, then turned his back to Fang Zhiqiang.

When Fang Zhiqiang saw this scene and knew that his fault had been made, it was impossible to resolve it for a while, so he obediently left the bedroom and ran to the living room to think about it, trying hard to think about how to restore this situation.

And at this moment, Bi Luochun called suddenly: "Hey Qiangzi? How is the battle going?"

Hearing Bi Luochun's words, Fang Zhiqiang had the heart to kill him, but he was so angry that Fang Zhiqiang couldn't say a word.

"It's not you but you are talking! If you have already dealt with it, hurry up and come here, my side is in dire straits now! If you are a brother, you can't die without saving, a strong son... a strong son! a strong son! !"

In the end, it was Bi Luochun's hoarse cry for help, but now Fang Zhiqiang is in the mood to stab him? I just want to put two knives in his ribs!