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Chapter 167: The Little Prince and the Old Prince

Translator: Henyee Translations Editor: Henyee Translations

Jiang Yi did not answer his question. Instead, he said, “Bring a wet towel over and wipe Mom’s face.”

“Okay.” Jiang Xinyuan quickly ran out. When he came back, he had a wet towel in his hand.

Fu Xin was using a washcloth. Jiang Xinyuan was afraid that it would not be able to absorb enough water, so he brought his own towel over. When Jiang Yi was wiping Fu Xin’s face, Jiang Xinyuan asked another question. “Why don’t I try kissing Mom?”

“It’s useless,” Jiang Yi said with certainty.

“Daddy, why are you so sure?” Jiang Xinyuan was smart and reacted quickly.

“Did Daddy kiss Mommy secretly just now?”

Jiang Yi remained silent with a cold expression.

“Daddy is so cunning! You actually kissed Mommy secretly when I went to get the towel!” Jiang Xinyuan’s small fist hit Jiang Yi’s arm.

“It’s useless for you to kiss her. You’re the old prince, and I’m the little prince. It’s only useful if the little prince kisses her.” With that, Jiang Xinyuan climbed onto the bed and wanted to kiss Fu Xin.

In the end, Jiang Yi picked him up. “Let your mom rest.”

“No, I want to kiss her, I want to kiss her.” Jiang Xinyuan kicked his legs in Jiang Yi’s arms.

“Kiss her when she wakes up,” Jiang Yi requested.

“No, Daddy has already kissed her. I want to kiss her too.” Jiang Xinyuan insisted.

“You’re not allowed to kiss her secretly.” Jiang Yi strongly objected.

“Why? Dad even kissed her secretly just now.” Of course, Jiang Xinyuan would not do that.

“Dad is Mom’s husband. It’s not considered a secret kiss. It’s fair and square,” Jiang Yi argued.

“No, I want to kiss her. I want to wake Sleeping Beauty up.” Jiang Xinyuan insisted on kissing her.

Just as the two of them were arguing, Fu Xin suddenly said, ‘What are you arguing about?”

Jiang Yi hugged Jiang Xinyuan and did not let him move. However, Jiang Xinyuan kept kicking his legs. When the two of them heard Fu Xin’s voice, they were stunned for a moment. Then, Jiang Yi let go. Fortunately, Jiang Xinyuan had practiced martial arts. Otherwise, he would have fallen very badly.

Jiang Xinyuan, who had martial arts, was fine. Instead, he landed steadily and ran to Fu Xin’s side. “Mom, you’re awake?”

“I’m awake,” Fu Xin replied and pulled Jiang Xinyuan into her arms. She had a dream just now. She dreamed that she was about to give birth in a dilapidated ambulance. Fortunately, the ambulance was still warm, and she successfully made it to the hospital.

However, when she entered the resuscitation room, she heard two doctors arguing. There seemed to be a child’s voice among them. She did not know how a child became a doctor. Just as she was about to get angry, she saw the child’s cute face and could not get angry anymore.

Most importantly, the two of them were even louder than her when she gave birth.

Then she was woken up.

This dream was a little similar to her dream last night. It seemed to be a series. She wanted to know what happened after that, but after being woken up, she could not continue the dream. Looking at the cute child in front of him, she pinched his little face as compensation. “Aren’t we performing? Why are we back?”

“Mommy was drunk. Daddy carried you back,” Jiang Xinyuan replied.

“You daddy carried me back?” Didn’t he leave? Fu Xin looked around but didn’t see Jiang Yi.

Jiang Xinyuan also took a look. “Dad was here just now.” He found a comfortable position and lay in Fu Xin’s arms.

“How long have I been drunk?” Fu Xin asked, touching her slightly warm face.

“Not long. After Daddy wiped your face, you woke up not long after,” Jiang Xinyuan explained.

“What were you talking about just now?” Fu Xin continued to ask.

“We…” Jiang Xinyuan pursed his lips. In the end, he decided to tell his mother because he could not lie to her. Although he had said it before, he did not want to lie to his mother every time.

“We’re discussing whether Sleeping Beauty’s story is true,” Jiang Xinyuan replied.

“Why are you discussing this?” Fu Xin was puzzled.

“Because Daddy secretly kissed Mommy just now, but it didn’t work. Mommy was still asleep,” Jiang Xinyuan explained. However, she suddenly reacted.

That’s not right! Mommy woke up! Was she woken up by his father’s kiss? That should be it. Jiang Xinyuan was a little disappointed. It seemed that fairy tales were true. She would only wake up when the prince kissed the sleeping beauty, not when the little prince kissed her.

But Fu Xin felt the opposite of Jiang Xinyuan. She could not believe it. She touched her face and felt that there were no traces of being kissed.

Why did he kiss her? According to the relationship between the Host and Jiang Yi, shouldn’t Jiang Yi hate her? Why did he kiss her if he hated her? What kind of logic is that?