Miss Cannon Fodder Wants To Escape Death Flags

Huamei looks quite dragging, but in fact it is just a paper tiger who is only strong in the outside world. In He Zhizhou's words, if this thing is the ultimate boss of this floor of the buddha tower, then he will eat the whole buddha tower on the spot.

Let's rule out the possibility that He Zhizhou cheated on eating and drinking, judging from the fact that Huamei was knocked down by Pei Ji, he estimated that he was indeed a young man.

Otherwise, if so many elite disciples of the Golden Core Nascent Soul were defeated by this skeleton frame, compared to Xiu Xian asked, the Xuanxu Sword Sect would be more suitable for closing down on the spot and going down the mountain to make a living by performing arts.

Pei Ji strangled her throat and couldn't move, half of the painted skin fell, revealing the gloomy white bones inside; the other half was still sticking to the body wet, shivering.

He didn't dare to do anything extraordinary, only a pair of grunting eyes turned around, closing Chen Lubai's eyes in terror in the room, and almost fainted.

"Want to save him?"

The skeleton with half of Chen's satin-faced skin shook his whole body: "I won't tell you when I die!"

The narration was already half crazy and half crazy, not quite right, sighed loudly, spoke sonorously, and read the courage of seeing death as home and being righteous.

[When I fell into the hands of the demon, looking at the hideous and terrifying faces in front of me, Huamei knew that he had no way out.

But even though the front is a vast abyss, he still has to fight desperately! He is a demon with loyal beliefs, and will never reveal any information under severe torture! ]

Zheng Weiqi coldly curled her lips when she heard the words: "Death? We will naturally not kill you, but will only make you worse off. I have many ways to torture people. I don't know which one you prefer."

After looking at the charming face, he said: "Don't tell me anything to commit suicide. You are a skeleton, do you want to bite your tongue or go on a hunger strike? Waiting for you to spend a few days with us, I promise to realize what it means to have every day. New surprise'."

The narrator shivered: [This demon girl is so cruel! Inhuman! ]

It has reached the door.

If you don't want to be slapped in the face, you only need to put the lines of the previous villains on this group of people.

"I, I'm okay," Huamei's voice was already filled with grievances and crying, "I can also shrink the sun into my abdomen, turn my skin into a blade, and kill myself!"

Shrinking the sun into the abdomen, even if it is placed in the evil way, it can be called a well-deserved side door. After listening to it, the decent face often blushes and is embarrassed to ask more.

Unexpectedly, Zheng Weiqi looked compassionate, she wanted to say something, and then hesitated for a long time: "Excuse me, if you get stabbed with a needle, you won't be dead, right?"

The charming face of the painting is as gray as death, with eyes downward, trying to glance at the position of his belly.

How could she understand that.

He was even more clear than this demon.

This sentence completely defeated the last trace of psychological defense of the skeleton frame, as well as the self-esteem of being a male. No way to live is not the most terrible, but no way to die is the real despair.

After a moment of symbolic silence, Huamei finally spoke weakly: "Chen Yaoguang was hidden by me in a cave in the back mountain."

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Young Master Chen's family was finally taken back home without any risk. When they were found in the cave, they were skinny and skinny, and they seemed to have absorbed a lot of yang energy.

If he arrives a little later, it may not be Chen Yaoguang that he will see, but an anatomical material from the Department of Medicine.

The sickly Zhao Yunluo was anxious to see her husband and went to Houshan with him.

Chen Yaoguang saw her as if looking back, and took out a heart-shaped light gray stone from his sleeve: "Look, madam, this is what I found in the cave. A natural stone heart has experienced How many winds and sands and collisions have made it look like this. I hope that the relationship between my wife and I is like this stone, strong and able to withstand all tests."

Zhao Yunluo was moved with tears in his eyes, and embraced him in pairs, directly turning the theater of "Midnight Ring" into a vigorous "Blue Love of Life and Death". It seems that love not only blinds both men and women, but also blinds the crowd eating melons.

It's really numb.

The charm of the painting was so harmful that Zheng Weiqi removed it with one sword without hesitation. This strange incident in Chen's Mansion came to an end. Master Chen was very grateful, and he specially left the four of them to rest in the mansion for a few days and have a celebration banquet by the way.

"You guys don't know anything about it. The heavy rain a few days ago caused the mountain roads and trestle bridges to the outside of the county to be blocked by mud and sand, and there was no way to leave Goose City for a while.

Master Chen is a rich-looking middle-aged man with a good temper, and he always smiles when he speaks: "It's better to stay in my mansion for a few days and wait for the flood to pass before planning to leave the city."

Ningning originally wanted to say that they can fly with swords. As long as she flies high enough, even if every grain of sand is bravely rushing to the horizon, it can't help her.

But in order not to get out of the plot, after looking at each other with Zheng Weiqi, he nodded and said in a low voice, "Thank you, Master Chen, then."

The rainy weather that lasted for several days quietly ended, and a few bright and warm sunshine appeared on the dome for a long time.

Chen Mansion is the home of scholarly family. A celebration banquet is exquisite but not luxurious. It is full of color, fragrance, and it means a lot of fragrance.

Ningning was reluctant to think about Shu, and the master Chen in the audience laughed and said: "This time, thanks to the help of the four young heroes, I helped the Chen family escape."

After he laughed more happily, he glanced over He Zhizhou and Pei Ji: "I think you are all talents, I don't know if there is a marriage?"

Chen Lubai, who was sitting next to him, was unhappy: "Father! Why do you always love to doodle mandarin duck scores!"

Chen Yaoguang added food to his wife's bowl, which was different from the vicious and vicious appearance of the painting charm, but he had the appearance of a handsome young man. At this moment, he lowered his voice and said: "Sorry, if you offend you, I will apologize to a few people on behalf of my dad-he is most concerned about his sister's marriage in his daily life, and now he probably said it smoothly."

"Why, still not happy?"

Master Chen looked at his daughter with a serious face: "Don't think you are short of money now. What's the use of money? Whether life brings death or not, it is better to find a husband and have a child."

Chen Lubai grumbled unconvincingly: "Why, can I still take my husband and children away after I die?"

This logic is irrefutable. I heard that Master Chen was speechless, and after a while, he whispered again: "Look at how old your sister is, you have been able to stay with men of the same age all day long. Don't worry, your father and brother are both worried for you."

Chen Lubai was completely anxious: "Father! Yueming is only six years old, and she plays mud on the street with a group of little boys every day! Do you want me to roll in the mud?"

Chen Yueming, the second lady of the Chen family, was a little peasant, and she was displeased when she heard the words, and retorted with a small face: "We are not playing mud, it is our parents who cook for the children!"

Master Chen said with a joy: "Look, even Yueming knows that his father and mother kissed! Yueming, are you father or mother?"

Chen Yueming: "Neither. I am a Wangcai who specializes in eating at home!"

——Isn't that a dog?

The corner of Chen Lubai's eyes twitched, and finally stopped the action of bowing her head and picking rice: "No! My sister must be an ancestor! Who makes you rich, I will beat him tomorrow!"

Her sister's eyes were red: "My ancestor has died a long time ago, sister, I don't want to die yet, I want to live."

"I think it's good for Lubai to be like this now."

Zhao Yunluo left his cannibalistic yang enchantment, and finally was no longer as pale as dead ashes as he used to be. She was born beautifully, and her lips curled up at this moment, her smile concealed the thin rays of light, like a concubine and fairy.

Zhao Yun said, "Women don’t have to rely on her husband’s house. Lu Bai lives under the same roof with us, unrestrained and unrestrained, and family members take care of her. If she is allowed to go out, she will also worry about whether she will be wronged. ."

Chen Lubai cheered: "Sister-in-law is really nice!"

Chen Yaoguang glanced at his wife and smiled helplessly: "You are just used to her."

This was a lot of fun. Ningning was eating, but she always felt like a stone in her heart, and she couldn't even breathe smoothly.

The illusion does not end after the death of Huamei, which means that the plot is still going on.

But at this moment, the harmonious and happy scene in Chen's Mansion is completely irrelevant to the crisis-ridden scene she imagined. It is like a daffodil falling in a dirty sewer. No matter how elegant it is, it will only make people feel weird. Unbearable.

After the celebration banquet, it was late in the evening, and Chen Lubai, an outgoing temperament, took the initiative to invite Ying to take everyone to go around the city of Goose.

Goose City is a small county, and the boundary is not too big. Although the name is not elegant, the scenery in the city is quite beautiful, quite like a water village in the south of the Yangtze River, with small bridges and flowing water, and green willows on the bank.

"Strange, Goose City... I seem to have heard this name somewhere."

Zheng Weiqi thought about it for a long time, but in the end she only frowned, "Where is it?"

He Zhizhou just bought a bunch of candied haws and shook his head when he ate it: "Maybe Senior Sister Zheng is eager to eat a goose, and I am confused in my mind."

Chen Lubai was obviously very familiar with the vendors in Goose City. Walking on the street, someone gradually greeted her with open throats.

This Miss Chen Jia didn’t put on airs. From poems and songs to philosophy of life, from the blacksmith’s wife who gave birth to the Li family’s son who was admitted as a talent, she talked more energetically than anyone else, and what she said can be collected in half. "Character of Goose City".

Ningning was amazed by it, and looked around with great interest. At an alleyway that was hidden by the shadow of a building, she actually saw a familiar shadow.

——Chen Yueming, the second lady of the Chen family, is gathering with a group of children and mixing the mud and weeds into a bowl.

They yelled so loudly that everyone else in the room also turned their heads. Although Chen Lubai has a very active nature, she still retains a bit of reservedness as a lady-gold lady. After all, she will not play in the mud in the public, so she immediately stroked her forehead: "Yueming!"

Chen Yueming, who looks six points similar to her, raised her slapped face and grinned: "Sister!"

I caught a glimpse of the four people behind her, and looked at a few friends beside her incomparably: "Look! That's the fairy who came to my house to cast demons and slay demons!"

Then there was a wow sound without any suspense, and a group of children chirping.

"Does my brother and sister fly?"

"I want to watch dancing sword!"

"Do immortals like to eat candied haws?"

Zheng Weiqi went down the mountain three times and four times. She knew how to get along with children. She chuckled lightly when she heard the words. She has the temperament of a world-class master who is not surprised: "Since you want to see it, then I will perform a sword dance here. ,how is it?"

The little bean sprouts all exclaimed at the same time.

With Zheng Weiqi's strength in Yuan Yingqi, it is naturally impossible to do her best as she practiced swords in normal days. Sword and sword dance, with the word "dance", it naturally brings a somewhat ornamental performance.

I saw the long sword unsheathed, cutting off the endless stream of sunlight. The sword style rises, the gust of wind appears, and between the white shirts fluttering, the sword shadow outlines the white light like a dragon in the air with the state of flowing clouds and flowing water.

Zheng Weiqi has deliberately reduced most of her strength. Compared with the sharp and fierce sword style, she is more casual and unrestrained. In addition, she is extremely light and fast, and ordinary people can only see the sword light flashing back and forth. Unclear body shape every move.

Several clusters of catkins floated by on the street. The pale shadows almost merged with the air. They were erratic and accurately cut straight by the sword blade. The spirit burst into pieces and shattered into tiny white flakes like dandelions. .

Zheng Weiqi danced with a sword, retracted the sword into its sheath, raised her lips and smiled confidently: "How?"

"I know!"

A child raised his hand with eyes full of little stars: "My sister is imitating the prickling of the melon field moon! Poke up and down, it seems!"

The little girl beside him immediately retorted: "No! It's obviously a monkey climbing the mountain!"

Zheng Weiqi:...

Zheng Weiqi stepped back silently, expressionless, just wanting to hit the tofu to death.

Zheng Weiqi's sword dance did not end very peacefully, and when she finished her performance, the eyes of a group of children condensed on Ning Ning.

Both men and women, young and old, are keen on beautiful people and things. Ningning's appearance is particularly outstanding in Goose City, which immediately attracted the attention of the children.

She was looked at with a little horror, saying that there was no piano and violin here, and she was really ashamed to sing and dance, and dance the sword like a normal swordsman, and she probably couldn't escape the same fate as Zheng Weiqi.

After they read the lines, she thought about it: "Wow! Why is there a snake convulsing and convulsing!"

Or: "Wow! A sheet floating in the wind!"

Forgive her.

The group of children looked at her with envy, Ning Ning was embarrassed to shy away from rejecting, thinking for a moment, and finally flashed with a smile: "Sister, let's perform a unique skill for you!"

The bean sprouts headed by Chen Yueming all eyes widened expectantly.

Then I saw that very beautiful sister drew a long sword from her waist and pointed the tip of the sword at herself.

Ningning looked as usual, and even smiled at them: "You guys are optimistic!"

Without a little precaution, and no worries, she just appeared in the world of bear children, bringing surprises and feeling unconscious.

They are only children, but they have endured a visual impact that is incompatible with this age group.

But seeing the fairy sister's expression condensed, she pushed the long sword into her mouth little by little with a smile.

Ning Ning grinned upward.

This is her unique skill.

It's so pure and unpretentious, it has carried the five thousand years of history and civilization in China, and has stood firm in the long history. It is both grounded and can represent the unique skills of Jianxiu. As long as it is still in the arena, there are legends everywhere in the arena.

——Swallow the sword is the most powerful!

She was quite satisfied with her performance, but the children who were close at hand, who hadn't seen Long Sword since birth, didn't think so.

Her eyes are so round and her mouth is so wide, like a hanged ghost in a strange story, her eyes are still staring at them.

Such an expression seemed to announce the whole world brightly: "The old lady swallowed a sword just now, and she will start eating the child raw in a while."

The three fellows on the side also looked different.

The exposed part of the long sword was getting shorter and shorter. Because of the face to face with Ningning, the children couldn't see the back of her head. But there is no doubt that he must have been stabbed to the head, and his brain turned into a blood red tofu flower.

What did they do wrong before they were so smashed by the sledgehammer of fate.

The scene in the alley paused for a moment, like a movie freeze.

Then there was a cry of "Wow".

Seeing that the situation was not right, He Zhizhou hurriedly controlled Ningning, and put a smile on his face that was about to overflow, and the oiliness was enough to make a full-fledged banquet.

"I'm a man who has been an oiran."

He lowered his voice, and he was bound to win: "You will be able to coax these bear kids well, don't worry."

The appearance of this person is always okay, Zheng Weiqi only feels that her back is cold.

The children cried loudly, like the buzzing of several toilets gathered together.

He Zhizhou's smile did not change: "Baby don't cry or cry, let Da Ge Ge come to sing for you."

He didn't get any response, but he was not irritated either. Instead, he set his posture and opened his lips slightly, sending out a familiar melody from his throat.

"Snowflakes are fluttering, and the north wind is dying. The world, a piece of land, is vast--"

He Zhizhou does not sell himself as an artist. This is his masterpiece. After each performance, the audience cheers and screams again and again.

He sang warmly and devotedly. In order to comfort the bear child, he also used his spiritual power to transform into a halo the size of a goose feather.

The halo was as white as snow, falling from his hands, quite a bit like Aisha was building a castle. When it fell to the ground, it shattered into dazzling white light like sparks.

As a result, the children cried harder.

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Some hands and feet are used to crawl on the ground.

Some buried their faces in the mound, leaving only their bodies trembling and twisting.

Some neighbors in the neighborhood couldn't listen, shouting loudly, "What are you doing in the alley?!"

Chen Yueming was out of breath, and among a group of children crawling around, she almost cried to death: "My sister killed herself, and my brother is burning paper money and singing funeral songs for her!"

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