Meiman: Self-exposure to time travel, Avengers is driven crazy by me

Chapter 0100 – Teasing Natasha! Lin Fan became a scumbag?!!

“That’s 59 percent? What the hell did Hulk and Bruce Banner talk about?! The sudden system prompt made Lin Fan secretly surprised. ”

After all, this improvement is too great, right?

Obviously he didn’t do anything, but Hulk’s trust soared wildly, apparently related to Hulk’s chat with Bruce Banner.

Lin Fan was very curious about what the two had talked about, but he had no idea of eavesdropping.

Although this can be a great inspiration for him to brush up trust.

But since he considers Hulk a friend, he will respect all privacy of the other party.

“60% right away, the reward is imminent!”

Chuckling, Lin Fan secretly ordered the system: “System, the dark fruit is upgraded!” ”

A mighty force quietly descended and went straight into Lin Fan’s body, upgrading and optimizing his dark fruit’s ability again.

He could clearly sense that something had changed in his body, and the fruit was even more powerful.

“Uh-huh, it’s not bad!”

Lin Fan nodded in satisfaction.

Without first experimenting with the changes in the Dark Fruit, he turned and walked towards the office to see if the conversation between Hulk and Bruce Banner was over.

He wondered how the first conversation between the two men could lead to such a result.

It is impossible to directly create a green doctor, right? This is obviously impossible!

Hulk and Bruce Banner only saw that there was a gap, far from being reconciled in a single conversation, so it was almost impossible for Dr. Green to appear.

And thinking of the particularity of Dr. Green, Lin Fan felt that it was better not to appear.

Otherwise, the Hulk may really be fused by Bruce Banner.

After all, judging from the state shown by Dr. Green, it is obvious that Bruce Banner’s personality has the upper hand, and the Hulk simply provides a powerful body.

As a friend of the Hulk, Lin Fan certainly did not want to see this happen.

Di Di Di!

But just as Lin Fan walked to the door of the office, the mobile phone in his pocket suddenly rang.

Lin Fan took it out and glanced at it, and found that it was an unfamiliar phone number.

“Sir, opposite is a woman!”

The red queen’s voice sounded at the right time, and said a little mischievously: “And she is a very beautiful woman!” ”

“Woman? Could it be…”

Hearing what Honghou said, Lin Fan’s frown stretched.

He had already guessed who called him.

But he was very curious, and it stood to reason that with the relationship between the two of them, the other party should easily not contact him again.

Lin Fan didn’t think that with his charm, he could make a professionally trained agent miss him.

In other words, the other party is looking for him for business!

“Hey! Lin, did you miss me?! ”

The phone was connected, and a seductive female voice came from the other side.

And the moment he heard this voice, Lin Fan’s silhouette of Natasha involuntarily appeared in his mind, especially the wonderful moment when the other party opened the black with him.

I have to say that Natasha is still quite powerful!

“What’s the matter with me?!”

Lin Fan asked bluntly.

Knowing that Natasha was looking for herself because of business, he would not be emotional, not to mention that there was no emotion between the two.

Since it is official business, then he naturally has to do official business.

He doesn’t change his principles just because of a woman.

“Hmph, scumbag! What else is said about a one-day husband and wife hundred days of grace, men are really big pig’s trotters! ”

Natasha on the other side of the phone was very dissatisfied.

Especially when she heard Lin Fan’s official tone, although she had expected it for a long time, she couldn’t help but feel a little resentful in her heart.

Looking at her proud figure, is she not attractive at all?

“I’ll hang up first if it’s okay.”

For Natasha’s complaints, Lin Fan will not be used to it.

He said and was about to hang up.

“Ouch, wait!”

When Natasha heard this, she also understood that Lin Fan was not the kind of amorous prodigal son.

Tony may also be confused by beauty.

But Lin Fan was very sensible, and even in the face of her verbal provocation, his attitude did not change at all.

This made Natasha understand that Lin Fan was a very sane man! And such men are also the easiest to get along with.

As long as you don’t want some small means and are honest with each other, you can generally achieve your goals.

“Really, Lin, why don’t you understand any mercy and cherish jade!”

Natasha’s tone was full of resentment, and she said to herself: “Don’t I have any charm at all?” Well, sure enough, I’m still old, not as attractive as those young girls, and someone is not at all moved. ”

“Huh.”

Lin Fan smiled, it was rare to see Natasha like a little girl.

Could it be that Black Widow will still be jealous?

Although he knew that Natasha was mostly acting, he still cooperated and ridiculed: “Natasha, of course, you are attractive, but not when you are an agent, of course, except for some role plays, at least I am satisfied when you play an agent who swears to death.” ”

Natasha: “…”

Hearing what Lin Fan said, there was a silence on the other side of the phone.

She was directly given a whole by Lin Fan.

This man was really annoying to speak, obviously he had already guessed that she had something to ask for, but he didn’t mention the initiative to help the whole time.

If you don’t help, forget it, and tell her embarrassment at that time.

Natasha really regretted it.

She really didn’t understand what she thought at that time, but she would agree to Lin Fan’s rude request.

Even if she dies in the future, she will never be able to do that kind of thing again.

“Hmph!”

Snorting, Natasha didn’t hear it.

She changed the topic very bluntly: “No kidding with you, I came to you today to ask for something, you just say help or not!” ”

“You speak first!”

Lin Fan did not refuse. The things that can make Natasha feel troubled must be very tricky.

He was curious about what could stump the entire S.H.I.E.L.D.

Could it be that aliens have invaded Earth?

“……”

There was silence on the other side of the phone.

Just when Lin Fan felt that Natasha was offline, the other party said faintly: “It’s a hammer!” ”

“Just a day ago, a meteor suddenly fell to Earth, and a treasure hunter discovered that the meteor was actually a hammer!”

“But no matter what means those people use, they can’t pick up the hammer!”

“There are good deeds who have posted this on social networks.”

“Later, S.H.I.E.L.D. took over the matter and did in-depth research on the hammer, but there was still no way to make the hammer move a bit!”

“I don’t know why, that hammer seems to grow with the earth!”

Natasha spoke out about the troubles she encountered.

In the end, she complained helplessly: “It’s really strange every year, this year is especially many, I didn’t expect that in addition to you, a weirdo, now there is a strange hammer, it’s really a ghost!” ”

“？？？”

Lin Fan: “…”

Hearing Natasha’s complaint, he was immediately speechless.

Am I just a little bit stronger?

Where is the weirdo, hey!

Compared to the genetically mutated Hulk, a person like me who has become stronger in cultivation is simply too normal to be normal!

Too lazy to think about this with Natasha, Lin Fan thought of the strange hammer that the other party said.

Isn’t that Thor’s Mjolnir?

In the past two days, he has been dealing with the Hulk’s affairs, and if it is not for Natasha contacting him, I am afraid that he may not know about it when Thor’s plot ends.

You must know that the God of Thor came to Earth, and the impact was very large! For the first time, humanity will officially learn of the existence of aliens!

Moreover, in the boundless universe, the earth is just a very small life planet, and it is not even qualified to set foot in the universe.

In the face of those powerful alien races, human beings seem small, pitiful and helpless, and the chief of the brine egg has officially launched the Avengers plan!

At the same time, Loki, who came to Earth with Thor, will also be exiled into the universe afterwards.

Then Loki will meet the villain Thanos!

In order to test the strength of the earth, Thanos gave the psychic scepter to Loki, and also used his army of Cherita as cannon fodder to cooperate with Loki’s actions.

And the New York War, which shook the whole world, also began precisely because of this! It can be said that Thor’s arrival on Earth was the beginning of everything!

Lin Fan, as the founder of the Defenders Alliance, is bound to face Thanos in the future, so he must not miss his first contact with Thor.

Even if you can’t recruit the other party, at least you must have a good relationship in advance.

After all, Earth knows too little about the universe.

The easiest way to know about the big events happening in the universe is to befriend Thor and use the Sky Eye of Asgard gatekeeper Heimdall.

This person can see all over the Nine Realms at a glance, and he is definitely the best candidate for probing intelligence.

Lin Fan even thought about the ability to devour the other party with the Dark Fruit.

If it’s just a small devouring that doesn’t make Heimdall a waste, then it shouldn’t be a devouring, but a copy, right?

“Lin, are you listening? Don’t stop talking! ”

Just as Lin Fan was secretly groaning, Natasha’s dissatisfied coquettish voice came from the other side of the phone.

“I’m listening!”

Suppressing the distractions in his heart, Lin Fan quickly responded: “I already know the situation you said, this matter is very complicated, I do know some hidden secrets, how do you need me to help you?” ”

“What?!!!?”

Hearing what Lin Fan said, Natasha suddenly exclaimed.

Turning her head to look at her colleagues not far away, she turned her head in a weak heart and walked quickly to an uninhabited corner.

At this time, she was in the location of the hammer, responsible for dealing with this anomaly, and of course came Coulson.

Originally, Coulson was the main person in charge, but she just happened to have no task, so she was sent to make up the numbers.

It wasn’t until she found out that this matter was not simple that she decided to seek Lin Fan’s help.

Natasha was extremely impressed by Lin Fan’s strength.

That kind of ability to travel in the sky is definitely not something that ordinary people can have, and even S.H.I.E.L.D. comparisons do not have much understanding.

So after discovering the seriousness of the problem, she thought of Lin Fan for the first time.

Maybe Lin Fan will have a way to solve the problem of the hammer.

But what Natasha never expected was.

She originally just held the mentality of giving it a try, and did not expect Lin Fan to help her at all, but Lin Fan’s words directly shocked her.

Lin Fan actually said that he knew something hidden about the hammer? How is this possible!

It was clear that the hammer came from outer space, how did Lin Fan know the secret? Could it be that Lin Fan or aliens have become coming?

Natasha suddenly froze…

If you are a normal person, how can you have such great strength? Especially Lin Fan did not have any abnormal changes.

This kind of no

Can the powerful strength that can be mastered at any cost really be something that normal people can have?

Could it be that Lin Fan is really an alien?

Because of Lin Fan’s words, Natasha suddenly fell into a crazy brain supplement.

“Hey, woman, what are you thinking?”

Seeing that Natasha didn’t react, Lin Fan said dissatisfied: “Do you still want to help?” It is clear that you came to me, why did you suddenly stop talking? If you don’t talk again, I’m going to hang up.” ”

Lin Fan didn’t know what Natasha was thinking, but he was nothing more than shocked by his answer.

After all, the origin of Mjolnir is almost unknown.

He suddenly said that knowing some secrets would indeed be shocking, so Natasha’s reaction was also in his expectation.

But Lin Fan couldn’t even think of killing him.

Because of his words, what kind of plot did Natasha make up in her head.

“Don’t, don’t! Don’t hang! ”

Natasha, who had returned to her senses, fixed her mind and put aside the distractions in her heart.

She felt suspicious.

Although Lin Fan acted very mysterious, as if he was omnipotent and omniscient, how could he be an alien!

For Lin Fan’s body structure, she had personally experienced it.

That’s absolutely like a normal person!

“Lin, what do you know? Can you please tell me about it? ”

Natasha asked bluntly.

Since Lin Fan knew some secrets, she simply asked directly, the big deal was to pay some price.

Anyway, she was eaten and wiped clean by Lin Fan, and it was not bad for this.

“Of course, but I have a request!”

Lin Fan agreed without hesitation.

But before helping, he also put forward his own conditions, that is, to participate in this matter.

And he will not appear in real form, but will play the vest of Iron Silver Man again.

“Iron Silver Man? What the hell is this?! ”

Hearing Lin Fan’s conditions, Natasha was not surprised.

But for Lin Fan’s self-proclaimed Silver Iron Man, she was suddenly full of black lines, and she couldn’t help but think of another annoying man.

Isn’t that playboy who is more scumbag than Lin Fan exactly what he calls himself Iron Man?

“Poof!”

Thinking of the relationship between Tony and Lin Fan, Natasha laughed.

She couldn’t help but complain and asked: “What, Lin, your title of Silver Iron Man should not be an Iron Man imitating Tony, right?” ”

Lin Fan: “…”

Hearing Natasha’s complaint, he was immediately speechless.

Unexpectedly, he forgot about this stubble.

Natasha was the only one who knew who he really was.

Now he has exposed the vest of the silver iron man, and immediately let the other party know more of his secrets.

This operation is simply stupid.

Lin Fan, who regretted a little, almost cried stupidly by his own operation.

But fortunately, the impact is not great.

I believe that with Natasha’s character, even if she knows more of his secrets, she will not easily leak it.

Otherwise, S.H.I.E.L.D. would not have relaxed its surveillance of him.

Apparently Natasha 3.2 did not report his secret to the brine director.

“Can I say it was an accident?”

After thinking about this, Lin Fan no longer entangled in these details, and said helplessly.

And this immediately caused Natasha on the other side of the phone to chuckle.

“Hahaha, Lin, you are so cute.”

Natasha giggled.

It wasn’t until Lin Fan’s hair was full of black lines and she almost couldn’t help but hang up the phone that she returned to her high coldness as a goddess.

“I agreed to your conditions, and I will talk to Coulson about this.”

Natasha directly responded to Lin Fan’s request, and then asked, “But when can you come?” It’s quite urgent here! ”

“It’ll be there in the evening! Hanged! ”

Lin Fan replied lightly and hung up the phone directly.

This bad woman really owes clean up!

Dare to laugh at him!

Hmph, when he gets to the place at night, he must let Natasha know the price of offending him!

“Mr. Lin, are you outside?”

At this moment, there was a shout from the office.

Lin Fan heard that this was Bruce Banner.

“The conversation is over!”

Guessing that the other party’s conversation was over, Lin Fan did not hesitate and directly pushed the door and walked in.

The question of Mjolnir does not seem to be in a hurry.

When the Hulk matter is solved, with the speed at which he flies in the steel armor, I believe that he will soon be able to reach the place of the incident.

So Lin Fan was not in a hurry, and even wanted to drink a cappuccino.

“Lin!”

Seeing Lin Fan, Hulk said hello.

Bruce Banner on the side had an embarrassed expression, but his face was calm, as if he had seen through the red dust.

Lin Fan didn’t care, and asked bluntly, “Two, how was the result of the conversation?” ”

“Very good!”

Bruce Banner nodded heavily and said in a deep voice: “Thank you Mr. Lin, let me and Hulk have a chance to have a good chat, now that we have reached a settlement, we will share the same body in the future!” ”