Me and countless me

Chapter 261 Slutty Li Ke

If it were in the game, Li Ke felt that he should be able to see a line of words.

‘Nezha has joined the team’.

Moreover, this line of words is accompanied by a burst of exciting music and so on, and then a series of wonderful changes will occur.

So when walking on the road, Li Ke didn't forget to ask Nezha.

"Is there no problem in heaven?"

After all, Nezha is the great god of the Santan Haihui, so it is still necessary to tap Mao.

Nezha showed a calm smile.

"It's okay. I have paid leave. I haven't used it in hundreds of years."

Sun Wukong was a little curious about what Tiaoxiu was, but suddenly he found that his master seemed to have stopped talking.

He was a little confused. When he got close to Li Ke, he could only hear Li Ke constantly saying "I am guilty" and so on, which made Sun Wukong feel that something was going on here.

But when he asked more questions, Sun Wukong couldn't ask more. Asking about Li Ke's various experiences in the West, Li Ke could only speak shyly and tell a small experience of his own after thinking for a while.

"I once fought with someone from Karna and Arjuna, but the end result was that I wanted to kill them all. After all, there was not a single good thing on either side... But unfortunately, I was not capable at the time, I was just a Just a passerby in this mortal world.”

So Sun Wukong stopped asking any more questions, as he was afraid that something wonderful would appear after asking.

When he saw the monkey, he didn't ask any more questions. Li Ke just smiled and said nothing more, because he actually didn't want to mention his past.

Moreover, there is actually nothing to say about Tianzhu's past. In the end, it was all in vain.

after all--

"Your experience is too rich..."

Hokage Li Ke looked at Tang Monk Li Ke and complained speechlessly. Because Tang Monk Li Ke had too many memories, many Li Ke only looked at them when they had nothing to do, so when they came to the party this time, they I couldn't help but complain.

"You even searched for the wisdom of Vishnu and Brahma with Hanuman... holy shit..."

Xingyue Li Ke was also speechless. Indian mythology was also unconventional in the Xingyue world, so now he was a little unable to look directly at the Tang monk in front of him.

"Vishnu is just a very wise and great supernatural being, and he is not the only one... To be honest, you have all seen what their situation is, and what the situation of the three-phase god is. I don't want to talk about it. In the past, it was quite normal.”

Tang Monk Li Ke sighed.

He has met Vishnu, Brahma and Shiva, and therefore has lost hope in Buddhism. His current Buddhism can be said to be the Buddhism of India, but it is better to say that it is his own Buddhism, the Buddhism of China. , and Tianzhu's Buddhism are not the same approach at all.

That's why he said that after reaching Lingshan Mountain, he would be the Tathagata.

As for the situation in Tianzhu...

Vishnu, Brahma, Shiva, the Holy Trinity, the wisdom and power of the three persons are one, and so are the wives of the three persons, both themselves and their differentiated sub-programs.

It is the choice made by Tianzhu's great supernatural powers in the past in order to pursue wisdom: Since a person's wisdom cannot pursue the great road, as long as the 'wisdoms' are linked together, then one will surely be able to gain greater wisdom and understand his past. Something that cannot be understood, and you have become enlightened because of it, right?

This is why most of the gods in Tianzhu have many heads and many hands.

They have a lot more brains and wisdom in a physical sense! When they talk about themselves, the quantifier they use should not be ‘I’, but ‘we’.

"Hundreds of practitioners are spliced ​​together, or their most proud organs and souls are given to the winner for fusion... I really don't want to see or recall Tianzhu more."

Tang Monk Li Ke closed his mouth and no longer recalled that dark time.

In this hellish place of Tianzhu, magic is dark and people are even darker. Although the World Honored One has flaws, he is really a bright light.

"Then you are really going to go on a killing spree when you go back."

Hokage Li Ke couldn't help but think about that scene, and his whole body trembled because it was too beyond human aesthetics.

"There is no way, no one can clear out the six-day old ghosts, Tianzhu will naturally behave like a bird, and I am going this time to clear out the demons and monsters in the human world and the divine world!"

Tang Monk Li Ke's tone was very solemn. Now that Nezha is in hand, it means that the Great Heavenly Lord has allowed it, and the Great Heavenly Lord has allowed it, so will Yang Jian be far behind?

Yang Jian, Nezha, Sun Wukong, and the three major thorns in heaven are all in his hands. This lineup is enough to defeat the World Honored One!

"But why do I think it is the Jade Emperor who is sweating profusely..."

The dark Li Ke on the other side whispered. After all, because he has read the Lotus Lantern and the sequel to the Lotus Lantern, Sun Wukong's graduation thesis in it is to cause havoc in the Heavenly Palace, so even Nezha became a Heaven rebels.

After all, he really rebelled there.

"There is even a saying about the Lotus Lantern that everything is the conspiracy of the Great Heavenly Lord. In our world, the Great Heavenly Lord is just a social beast, okay?"

Tang Monk Li Ke spread his hand. After Nezha got it, he really felt a lot more relaxed.

"I just don't know what it feels like to be a demon in Tianzhu. I'm afraid I won't wake up and say, 'Oh my God, heaven is coming?'?"

Wang Mang and Li Ke couldn't help laughing. Just think about it and you will know how exciting it is for a little spirit with no background like Mrs. Bones to see Nezha and Yang Jian standing at his door. Something happened.

Not to mention the disasters that could hardly be considered serious disasters among the original team of Journey to the West.

I just don’t know if Tang Monk Li Ke will recreate the classic scene and let Benbo Erba defend his three disciples alone.

But for him, there is still a difference between the Tianzhu in his world and the Tianzhu in Tang Monk Li Ke's world, so he is not as obsessed with the ghost place of Tianzhu like Tang Monk Li Ke.

Just like he never mentioned conquering Tianzhu in his world.

At least none of the Tianzhus in his world were led astray by him. When he appeared, he could recite his own poetry chants, use the golden cicada to cut off the life hand, the golden cicada to die, and the golden cicada to silence the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.

Therefore, it didn't take long for several people from the Eastern mythology system to start communicating with each other, mixing things up during the process.

And several political Li Ke also got together and began to discuss the wonderful changes in different policies in different places, so...

"Why is no one paying attention to us?"

Xingyue Li Ke looked at the people talking and laughing around him, as if they regarded him as some kind of scourge that polluted Li Ke's atmosphere. He couldn't help but look at Li Ke and analyst Li Ke.

Analyst Li Ke tidied his sweater, spread his hands, and gave a high-scoring answer.

"I have no idea."

"you……"

Just when Xingyue Li Ke couldn't help but want to punch this winner in life, amidst the rolling black mist, Xingyue Li Ke's figure disappeared in an instant, and came behind two new figures, and then many Li Ke's The attention was attracted once again!

Almost instantly, all Li Ke came over, and even Tang Monk Li Ke became a little interested.

After all, although his strength is very strong in his own world, it is still wishful thinking to be able to come into contact with Taishang Laojun and others.

After all, if he had the cultivation of Taishang Laojun and the World Honored One, would he still be able to travel to the West?

The two newcomers Li Ke also accepted the touch from the big guys with some confusion, and then they were filled with memories, but——

"Gah! It's Slaanesh! Everyone, get behind me!"

Warhammer Li Ke screamed, and the spiritual light on his body immediately protected all Li Ke present, but only Li Ke and Xingyue Li Ke were speechless, while analyst Li Ke was silent for a while. He silently walked out of the spiritual light of Warhammer Li Ke.

The spiritual light of Warhammer Li Ke can be said to be pure and pure, without any evil thoughts. After having the ideological realm of Tang Monk Li Ke, he has returned to his original nature and reached the point where he has desires but will not be addicted. The water is still as pure as water!

At this time, everyone had time to observe the memories of the two newcomers Li Ke.

One of the newbie Li Ke's feelings is pure concern, but the place where he is is very... open.

People hunt monsters not simply because the monsters are valuable or because they will harm humans, but to satisfy their own desires.

Adult toys made from special materials of monsters, as well as special props left over from various labyrinths made by former great figures and archmages.

And the demon's body structure is completely different from the human body structure.

These are the things that make people in this world flock to them.

He even forced the Demon King to say, 'People should mate with people, and monsters should mate with monsters!' ’ Say something like this!

In this world, Li Ke is a monster hunter, or adventurer, who goes in and out of mazes specifically for dignitaries and hunts various monsters and rare props for those people.

Just because this world is too explosive, this Li Ke has been...

Still a virgin.

"There is nothing we can do about it. After all, the openness of this world is really too much. Everyone does not regard satisfying their own desires as a despicable thing. This directly leads to some relationships with the opposite sex in this world, and even as long as the other person As long as you are good-looking and have decent abilities, it will even spawn countless industries..."

Monster hunter Li Ke, who was wearing a classic armor costume and dressed like Goblin Slayer, sighed and looked at Li Ke and analyst Li Ke with some envy, but he did not look envious at Xingyue Li Ke.

This made Xingyue Li Ke very unhappy.

Because he knows what's going on.

The only thing the moon-shaped magicians have in common with humans is that they appear to be the same species.

For magicians in his world, chastity does not exist. Even Tohsaka Rin and Matou Sakura have similar attitudes, but these two care more about family, so they really became a couple. After that, no messing around.

But to say that Tohsaka Rin cares about this kind of thing is just ridiculous. If she really cared, she wouldn't sleep with Emiya Shirou so easily.

In fact, Arturia is not someone who cares too much about this kind of thing, so they don't pay attention to this matter.

Although Li Ke in the Lifan world often encounters all kinds of wonderful things, the concept of chastity between men and women in that world is extremely heavy. But whether this is to make the tauren more comfortable or because of other reasons, Li Ke doesn't know. .

As for analyst Li Ke.

He is a humanoid succubus in his world.

"So I can't accept it."

Warhammer Li Ke looked at this Li Ke, thought for a while, and then asked.

"Is his positioning somewhat overlapping with mine?"

Black Monkey Li Ke and Wang Mang Li Ke silently gave a thumbs up, but no one cared about this matter, because the other Li Ke was more important.

"Finally, Marvel and DC are together."

Holding his arms, Tang Seng Li Ke spoke.

Yes, the Li Ke who came this time is Li Ke from the Marvel world, and he is also Li Ke from the classic movie universe. Warhammer Li Ke is not on guard against the monster hunter Li Ke just now, but against this Li Ke!

Because this Li Ke...

is also a hunter!

"How can I be so outrageous as to abuse someone sexually? And to be honest, those female superheroes dressed like that, running around in the streets in the middle of the night without sleeping, do you think they are not mentally prepared for what will happen if they fail? What's more, I saved a lot of people! It's normal for me to have thoughts!"

Marvel Li Ke opened his hands openly, with a righteous look on his face.

Yes, this is a Li Ke who perfectly showed his desires.

Warhammer Li Ke spoke silently.

"Mary Jane."

"She and I grew up together, and we studied the adult world together. It's normal."

"Felicia."

"I saved her from the gang, and she was grateful and gave herself to me. It's normal."

"Gwen Stacy."

"She and I are a perfect match, and we can't help but fall in love. It's normal."

"Black Widow."

"She wants a child, and I happen to be a child. There's nothing wrong with that, right? Agents can't have maternal love?"

"Pepper Potts."

"I'm just comforting a tired female white-collar worker. It's normal for everyone to act according to the situation."

"Hope."

"I'm a kind person, and I want them to reunite. It's normal, right?"

"Jane Foster."

"She has cancer, I'm a doctor, and I happen to be interested in astronomy. I can't help but fall in love. It's normal."

So Warhammer Li Ke finally couldn't help but say the most important one among them.

"Ancient One."

And Marvel Li Ke just smiled and spoke frankly.

"It was too late that day, so I didn't see it clearly. It's normal."

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