Marvel: Get super serum at the beginning

The great father of the gods has fallen into a deep sleep, and the evil Loki has usurped the throne of king.

The people of Asgard are in dire straits. They must go back to defeat the evil Loki and give Asgard a bright future and so on.

This is what Qin Xiao and Colson heard the four people from Asgard say after they got off the car.

Cliché justice versus.

Qin Xiao yawned.

"You actually listened so seriously? Coulson!"

Qin Xiao couldn't help but said to Colson who was listening with interest.

"What a wonderful story. The evil brother who has taken over the king's position is waiting for the prince brother to go back and defeat him. You haven't heard this kind of fairy tale when you were a child. My mother often told me this kind of story. I still remember watching it. The first children’s picture book, The Story of Simba the Lion King, was similar to this, but with the king’s younger brother and son.”

Qin Xiao couldn't help but rolled his eyes, thinking that you were listening to it as a fairy tale for a long time.

"Everyone, I understand what you mean, but my father said that I can't go back until I learn how to be a real king, and if Asgard really becomes that bad, my mother will step in. Now It seems, maybe it’s not that bad, is it?”

Thor said the wisest words in more than 1,500 years.

That's right, if it's true what they said, Frigga is really just a decoration behind her.

If nothing else, she could directly order Heimdall to pick up Thor from the earth, so there was no need for the four of them to sneak down.

"The Queen is busy taking care of the sleeping Odin. You must go back immediately, otherwise the nine kingdoms will usher in war and disaster. We must save everything!"

Volstagg, the most fiery-tempered among the Three Warriors of Asgard, said with a righteous look on his face and foam flying from the corners of his mouth. When he got excited, he picked up his ax and struck the void a few times.

"Pfft!"

Qin Xiao couldn't help laughing.

Swish, swish, swish!

Several pairs of eyes looked at Qin Xiao and Colson.

Coulson silently took a step back.

Several eyes were fixed on Qin Xiao.

"Sorry! Everyone! I didn't mean to interrupt your chat, it was just what you said just now..."

"Defeat the evil Loki and save everything in the Nine Kingdoms. We represent justice!!"

Qin Xiao held his throat and stood on tiptoes, screaming, imitating their impassioned look.

"Yes! That's what you said. It's so funny. It seems like if I leave you, the Nine Kingdoms will perish in the next moment!"

Although these Asgardians didn't know what Qin Xiao said was funny, they could still distinguish the contemptuous expression and mocking eyes on Qin Xiao's face.

Vostagg took a big step and came to Qin Xiao. His tall figure of nearly two meters looked down at Qin Xiao.

The long beard braided on his chin twitched as he spoke.

"Are you laughing at us? Mortals, laugh at us Asgardian gods. Do you believe that I will use my ax..."

"Hey! Volstagg, stop, this is my friend, my teacher, he taught me a lot when I was on Earth!"

The God of Thunder rushed between the two of them.

He understood very well how his group of friends viewed the earth, a land of mortals, a barren land, and the unique aloofness of Asgardians. This was how he looked when he first arrived.

"Then you'd better teach him to shut up. If you stupid mortal dares to laugh at our Asgardian gods again, I will educate you with an axe!"

Vostagg saw the God of Thunder blocking him, glanced at Qin Xiao contemptuously, and threatened Qin Xiao with a loud clang of his ax.

As soon as he said these words, Thor knew he was going to be evil.

When he had been with Qin Xiao for a while, he had never seen Qin Xiao suffer verbally.

Sure enough, just as Volstagg was about to turn around, Qin Xiao spoke.

"Hahaha!"

"I seem to have laughed at him again, Colson. I have laughed at a god. What should I do, kowtow to apologize? Thor, what kind of god is your friend? The god of wild boars? Or the god of rice pails?"

"What did you say?"

Volstagg took an angry step forward, but was hugged tightly by Thor.

He kept blinking at Qin Xiao, signaling Qin Xiao to stop talking.

Qin Xiao didn't even look at the God of Thunder, but pointed at Volstagg's nose and said.

"You are the only ones talking about saving the nine kingdoms. Which kingdom needs you to save? Who can you defeat? The frost giant Laufey? Or the fire lord Surtur, or the sleeping dark elves?"

"No! No! No! None of you can beat me!"

Qin Xiao stretched out a finger and shook it gently, and glanced at Vostagg up and down disdainfully.

"You can only bully some malnourished children. I really don't know where you got the confidence to save the Nine Kingdoms. Is it your scruffy beard or your fat butt that gives you the courage?"

"Ah!! I'll kill you!"

The angry Volstagg pushed away the thunder god in front of him, and rushed towards Qin Xiao like a wild boar with his ax raised.

"Look, I'll just say he is the Boar God. What do you think? Colson! Colson?"

Qin Xiao called Coulson, but found no response. He looked back and saw that the guy had run back to the car and was far away from him.

"Damn it! Coulson, you've learned bad things!" Qin Xiao complained to Coulson, turned around and dodged Volstag's axe.

While Volstag was hitting the ground with his axe, he stepped on the back of Volstag's axe with his right hand and grabbed Volstag's beard and pulled it hard.

He jumped up with the force, and his right knee hit Volstag's chin with a thunderous force.

"Bang!"

A dull collision sounded, and Volstag flew in response.

The huge figure flew twenty or thirty meters backwards before it hit the ground heavily, stirring up a large pile of sand and dust.

"Poor wild boar god, I haven't used any strength yet, why did you fly out? Hey, is your sexy ass okay?" Qin Xiao stretched out his right hand to make a canopy on his forehead, and said loudly to the distance.

Clang! Clang! Clang!

When Sif and the other two Asgardian warriors saw their companions being beaten, they all drew their weapons and glared at Qin Xiao.

"Hey! Great gods, are you ready to attack a mortal like me?"

Qin Xiao stretched out his left index finger and hooked it lightly at the three of them in an extremely obscene way.

"Come on! Let's go together. Let me make it clear that if you lose, you are not allowed to cry and go home to your mother!"