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Boom! At this moment, the truck seemed to hit something, and even the vehicle vibrated.

"What's going on?" Erik was a little bit shy, "You didn't hit Deadman, did you? It's going to jail, don't get us involved. I already said, don't let rookies drive, why don't you listen? ? Hey, is Daisy asleep? Young people nowadays

is to play.

"Uncle, you are really a chatty guy. If you have time, I will send you to the East, and let you chat with the locals well, and see if you can blow it so much that you won't believe each other." Jiang Yifu laughed.

"Aren't you going to go down and have a look? You seem to have bumped into someone." Erik reminded the other party, is it better to do business first, and still brag here after bumping into someone? It's not good, right?

If you hit someone, you must be rescued as soon as possible. But what if it wasn't a human being hit? Then it doesn't matter. Thor is not an ordinary person, and if he bumps into it, he bumps into it. Who calls him a god?

Well, this logic is really infinite 15 technology, there is nothing wrong with it, and it is indeed a shameless bastard. A well-deserved bastard, the best of the year!

Jiang Yifu pushed open the car door and walked out. In front of the car was Thor who looked like a dead dog. Kicked each other with his foot, "Hey, Thor, your wife ran away!

Thor, who was under his feet, still didn't respond, and seemed to have passed out. And without the blessing of divine power, it seems that he is no longer able to resist, so he can fight

Erik also got out of the car to check, but found that the other party was unconscious and was still a man. "You killed someone?

"Have you ever seen Deadman without blood? Don't be silly, this big guy is just unconscious. Let's go, go check it out in front." Jiang Yifu threw Thor on the roof of the car and ignored it.

Smoke enveloped the front, and a pillar rose from the ground with a hammer placed at an angle. It was Mjolnir.

"What is this?" Erik asked suspiciously.

"Mjolnir, Thor's exclusive weapon, that guy is Thor who was demoted to earth, right? It's exactly the same as I remember, but the IQ drop is surprising." Dr. Jane smiled slightly, with a quick smile, she was originally not so much

Love Thor. Also doesn't like mythology, she prefers to do what she likes to do.

"You said the big man was Thor? You said Thor was Thor? I don't believe it. There are no gods in this world. Now is the age of science. Are you drinking too much?" understanding and believing in this kind of thing is rather

It's all unscientific phenomena that cannot be understood.

"Whatever you want, I'm not ready to make you believe it. Let's go, we can leave now. How about going back for a drink, beauty?" Jiang Yifu turned his head and asked fiercely.

"Okay, if you don't get drunk, you won't go home." Dr. Jian also laughed out loud. She hadn't been drunk for a long time, but today she can have a good time.

The three returned to the RV just as Thor woke up.

"Father, let me go back, father!

"Heldam, do you hear me? Descend Bifrost and let me go back!" Thor constantly shouted up to the sky, until his throat was hoarse, but there was still no response. This scene is like a patient with a hallucination of, um, abnormal human research.

The master of the heart

"Is this guy really Thor? Why do I feel like there's something wrong here?" Erik pointed to his head, meaning it was obvious that Thor had no brains

"Maybe he forgot to bring it, or maybe it hasn't been developed yet. In short, he has brains, but he just doesn't use them much. How can you say that a god has no brains? It's disrespectful to them. Even if they are, you can't be so straightforward. Say it, be gentle

Can't you? " Jiang Yifu shrugged.

"It's you! Yves, why are you here? Hurry up and take me back to Asgard, hurry up, I need to explain to the king." Thor said eagerly.

Duh, Daisy pushed open the car door, covered her head and walked out, still chanting and owed money, "It's so noisy, can't you be quiet?

Roar! A stun gun hit Sur, and he was electrocuted inside and out, and fainted to the ground.

"That's it? Thor is nothing more than that!" Erik also spit out a rare sentence, really stupid to the extreme, don't laugh at Deadman, okay?

Jiang Yifu threw Thor into the car again, and took him to the hospital for a check-up.

The mad Thor calls himself Thor. Dried son of Asgard. These moon people dare not touch him!

The next second, he was put down by the tranquilizer, and he fell asleep directly. This slap in the face was too fast, and it was a bit unexpected.

And Jiang Yifu took Dr. Jane and the ball king Daisy to drink together and continued the activities in the second half

The next day, Jiang Yifu came to the hospital yawning and picked up Thor, who had calmed down a lot.

"Have you eaten breakfast? If you don't, let's have something to eat. I'm really tired, and I almost shrugged my waist." Jiang Yifu boasted, and went to the breakfast shop to order two breakfasts.

Thor's expression was calm, "This is my father's punishment, right? This is a test, as long as I pass it, I can return to Asgard, right?

047 "You are already a mortal, and you have been sealed with Ability. You will also start to die of old age, Odin's thinking is that he is disappointed in you, you should continue to live here in peace and security for a lifetime. Let's talk about the general recitation of people, Zhigan Asi

On Gard's side, there is still a need to deal with the next war. " Jiang Yifu said while eating.

"What war?" Thor asked suspiciously.

"The war with Jotonheim, did you forget about your provocation of the Giants of Jotunheim? Oh, forgot to say, Odin is in a coma. The old man is getting older, and his death is getting closer. I wanted to train you. Yes, it turns out that you are not very useful, and you still

Let's go home and raise pigs, at least now you can still make money raising pigs. " Jiang Yifu patted each other on the shoulder, what a joke, they are good brothers (father and son)!

"What, Father, is he all right?" Thor's expression became very anxious.

"You can't die, it's just getting closer and closer, don't worry, you should have a few more years to live. Enjoy the journey of Midgard, experience the life of a moon man, learn to control yourself from birth, old age, sickness and death. You start now, you It's Sol, not Thor, no

The son of Odin, is an ordinary person. " Jiang Yifu laughed