Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

Just as the gods canonized by Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan were sharpening their swords against evil spirits in order to earn merit, across the ocean from the land of China, the Rice Empire was undergoing earth-shaking changes.

In the Presidential Palace, the capital of the Rice Empire, facing the increasingly arrogant and domineering zombies, the President personally invited the Western Pope to visit the Presidential Palace to discuss how to deal with it.

President Rice: "Mr. Pope, now the rice empire is overrun with zombies. I don't know what the gods in heaven can do."

Pope: "President, please rest assured. Under the blessing of the gods in heaven, there will never be any demons, vampires, werewolves, supernatural gods, or so-called zombies in the capital."

President Rice: "You know, except for the capital, the government has lost control of other cities. It is useless to just protect the capital.

There are only a few people in the capital, a total of just over 20 million, and there are more than 400 million people in the whole country. By then, all of them will be infected by those damn zombies. How can the government resist? "

Pope: "Our Lord will take action himself when the time is right. These evil things are just allowed to be arrogant for a while."

President: "Omag, God, if you wait any longer, the rice will turn into a big zombie, and the powerful people are putting pressure on me.

If it doesn't work, let's ask the Huaxia Kingdom for help and ask them to send Taoist priests there. Anyway, this zombie is a creature from their side. "

Pope: "No, Taoism is my mortal enemy of Western religion, how can we allow their people to come over?

Mr. President, you should give up this idea. If you dare to do this, I guarantee that you will never see the sun the next day. "

The president laughed and said: "Mr. Pope, I was just joking to liven up the atmosphere.

I am a staunch believer in Western Christianity and the most loyal people of God. Mr. Pope, don’t mind. "

Pope: "Mr. President, this joke is not funny, and I hope you will not make such jokes in the future.

I still have some important things that I need to take care of as soon as possible. If there is nothing else, I will go back first. "

President: "I'm sorry to have disturbed your precious time. I'll send you out."

The Pope refused directly: "No need, Mr. President should think about how to appease the people!"

No longer paying attention to the president, the pope left the president's office with an unhappy look on his face.

After the Pope's motorcade left, the President of the Rice Empire closed the door of his office, smashed all the tea cups inside, and yelled:

"Fake, damn old guy, you really should have gone to hell earlier, you dare to threaten me, I am the president of the Rice Empire.

I want to see how long you can live. "

Obviously, this Mr. President has not yet clearly realized that the current world is no longer a world for mortals. Only those with extraordinary power can control the world.

The Pope's motorcade was driving on the road. Suddenly, hundreds of vampires appeared directly in front of the road. They were not afraid of the sun. It was obvious that they planned to kill the Pope on the road.

The convoy stopped, and hundreds of burly men in suits came out of the car. Wings sprouted from behind each one, and they protected the Pope's vehicle, preventing any vampire from getting close.

Pope: "Damn it, where did so many vampires come from in the capital, and how did they know to ambush me in advance on my only way? How did they know my itinerary.

Fake, this was revealed by people in the presidential palace. It seems that they have not recognized the reality. I need to replace a group of obedient people. "

The vampires and the angels fought together, and the holy light weapons on the angels were slashed at the vampires, but they had no effect on the vampires.

One after another, the angels were viciously knocked to the ground by the vampires, and then they kissed the angels' necks deeply with their teeth. After tasting the holy blood of the angels, this group of vampires became more powerful.

Pope: "Oh my God, even if these vampires are not afraid of the sun, they dare to drink the holy blood. Isn't the holy blood the most deadly poison to them?"

The scene before him made the pope lose his usual calmness. It was crazy for a vampire to dare to suck the blood of an angel.

What flows in the bodies of the angels is the holy blood from heaven. The holy blood is full of holy light. This is the nemesis of the vampires. After drinking it, the vampires in front of them are not only fine, but even stronger.

Fortunately, this is the base camp of the Western Church, with churches everywhere. A large number of priests came to support them, and they were barely able to fight the vampires evenly.

The Pope's vehicle had just been escorted out of the encirclement, and the angels who had been bitten on the ground stood up again one by one.

I saw that the eyes of these bitten angels turned blood red, the white wings on their backs turned black, their fingernails became longer and sharper, and long fangs grew in their mouths. .

These bitten angels, after transforming, became stronger one by one. They held down the priests who came to support one by one, kissed their necks crazily, and turned them into their own family members.

The Pope's car drove less than a hundred meters and was surrounded again. The people who came to rescue him all joined on the other side. The next wave of rescuers was still coming on the road and it would take at least a minute to arrive. .

The driver of the car was dragged out. Amid his screams, he was torn into several pieces by a group of newly transformed priests, and his flesh was scattered everywhere.

The Pope looked at this bloody scene calmly. He knew that if he couldn't defeat them, he would experience torture even worse than this.

When a vampire broke the car window and was about to touch him with his big hand, the Pope suddenly tore off the cross necklace he was wearing around his neck.

A powerful holy light filled with the aura of destruction erupted from the car, turning everything within ten miles into a vast expanse of white.

Within this range, no matter what kind of creature it is, in its perception, it can only see a vast expanse of white, and nothing else can be seen.

In just one second, the colors around the Pope returned, but strangely, all the vampires and the mutated angel priests disappeared.

The cross necklace was intact on the Pope's neck, but the car window was still broken, and the Pope's face was scratched by glass shards, and blood flowed out.

New reinforcements arrived, and the Pope said nothing until he returned to the headquarters, ordered his subordinates to find a coffin, then summoned all the cardinal archbishops, and said calmly:

"I will meet my Lord now and return to heaven. Please elect a new pope!"

After saying this, he took off the cross necklace around his neck, handed it to a red archbishop, stepped into the coffin, lay down slowly, closed his eyes, and went directly to heaven.