Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

Nowadays, Longhu Mountain is becoming more and more lively day by day, and the hot summer cannot stop Daxia netizens from yearning for immortality:

If you have nothing to do, go to the gate of Tianshi Mansion in Longhu Mountain and take a look. If someone from Tianshi Mansion takes a fancy to you, wouldn't it be like a salted fish turning over and flying into the sky!

This is cultivating immortals. What can be compared to this? There are a few people in Daxia who have never imagined that they can do magic.

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Longhu Mountain, Zhangjiacun.

Just like the surname of this village, the residents in the village all have the surname Zhang.

It is said that the ancestor came from the direct line of Tianshi Mansion, and the people in the village regard themselves as descendants of Tianshi.

The villagers believe in Tianshi Mansion very much, and it is no exaggeration to say that they are the biggest fans of Tianshi Mansion.

Whenever there are weddings or weddings in the village, Taoist priests from the Tianshi Mansion will be invited to come down from the mountain to preside over it.

If I feel uncomfortable physically, I always go up the mountain and ask the Taoist priests of Tianshi Mansion to take a look at it.

The patriarch of the Zhang family in Zhangjia Village also serves as the village chief and secretary of the village committee.

In these villages in the countryside that are composed of people with the same surname, those who are famous and promising in the clan and can convince the public are basically the village chief and secretary of the village committee.

Outsiders can't control the villagers at all, and they can't convince the public.

Tianshi Mansion celebrates the birthday of the founder of Tianshi Mansion: Zhang Tianshi every year, just like the Catholic Christmas abroad, except that Tianshi Mansion does not make a big deal about this festival.

It's just that the villagers of Zhangjia Village regard themselves as descendants of Zhang Tianshi and pay special attention to this matter. At this time, the whole village will always go to Tianshi Mansion to offer incense.

Every year, the Tianshi Mansion holds a spiritual summoning ceremony, which is said to summon the lonely ghosts around and send them to the underworld to prevent them from causing harm.

The head of Zhangjia Village is now leading a group of villagers to Tianshi Mansion. It has not rained in the past two or three months, and the crops grown in the fields are drying up.

The people in the village rely on this little thing in the ground to support their families and send their children to school. If it doesn't rain, let alone crops, people will soon be out of water.

It hasn't rained yet, so they thought of going to the Tianshi Mansion and asking the Tianshi to pray for rain for them.

These days, artificial rainfall can actually be done. The key is that they can't find anyone in charge of artificial rainfall.

For people who have worked in the fields all their lives, artificial rainfall is too far away.

They also don't understand what artificial rainfall is.

For those who have been in contact with Taoism for a long time, asking for rain from a heavenly master is much more reliable than artificial rainfall.

In some backward places, the dissemination of science is still insufficient.

The villagers were led by the village chief to the gate of Tianshi Mansion. Today is not a day when Tianshi Mansion is open to the public. Except for the people of Zhangjia Village, no one else can enter.

Strange to say, Tianshi Mansion neither refuted nor acknowledged the fact that the villagers of Zhangjia Village claimed to be descendants of Tianshi Mansion.

On the contrary, they are very friendly to them, because every Tianshi Mansion has Taoist priests from Zhangjiacun. It is not an exaggeration to say that Zhangjiacun is the Taoist priest reserve base of Tianshi Mansion.

Led by the village chief, a group of people came to the Sanqing Hall. They lit a dozen prepared incense sticks and inserted them into the incense burner, and then knelt down and worshiped together.

After kneeling down to worship Sanqing, the village chief approached Taoist Master Xuanxu:

"Taoist Priest, our village has not had rain for two or three months. The crops in the fields are almost drying up, and people are almost running out of water. Can you tell the Heavenly Master that we would like to ask him to go down the mountain to cast spells?" Ask for rain.”

Taoist Master Xuanxu: "No problem, laymen, please wait a moment. I will send someone to ask the Heavenly Master to come over."

Henry Zhang happened to come over to the main hall to sign in. Today happened to be another month, and he happened to meet the Taoist priest Xuanxu sent to find him on the road.

The villagers were not kept waiting for long. Soon, Henry Zhang in purple robe appeared in the main hall.

After looking at the villagers who were about to speak, Henry Zhang waved his hand:

"I know the purpose of the laymen's visit. There is no need to say more. You go back first. I will go down the mountain later to help you solve it."

It just so happens that I haven't used this magical power yet, so it comes in handy, not to mention that the system has just released another task.

:Ding, the daily cultivation system now receives new tasks.

A loyal follower of Tianshi Mansion. It hasn’t rained in Zhangjiacun for three consecutive months. Please ask the host to solve the problem. The mission reward: a crane egg. 【Seven Emotions and Six Desires Lost Array】

After sending away all the villagers, Henry Zhang started signing in

:Ding, congratulations to the host for successfully signing in. You will be rewarded with robes and a set of purple robes from the Celestial Master.

Dharma robe: The purple robe of the Heavenly Master, which does not touch the dust of the world and can protect you from wind and rain.

The purple robe Henry Zhang is wearing now is just ordinary clothes, a status symbol.

The robes rewarded by this system are different. They have certain effects and do not need to be washed, which is very convenient.

After chatting with Taoist Master Xuanxu for a while, and explaining the scriptures several times in the main hall, Zhang Xuan walked directly to the back mountain, guessing that the villagers of Zhangjia Village had already arrived home.

The back mountain is a cliff with no way up, but as long as you jump down from here, you can go directly to Zhangjia Village, which is at the foot of the back mountain.

Needless to say, it was another daily operation. Henry Zhang jumped down and reached Zhangjiacun easily.

As soon as the villagers returned to the village, they saw Henry Zhang coming from the back hill of the village before they dispersed. They didn't ask any questions.

As for the Heavenly Master, even if he burst out of the ground, the villagers wouldn't be surprised.

As the descendants of the Celestial Master, they know better than anyone else how powerful the Celestial Master is. It is written in the family tree.

The people of Zhangjia Village quickly built a simple altar, placed three animals, and prepared incense and candles.

Zhang Xuan didn't hesitate, walked up to the altar, and took out the Tianshi Sword from the system warehouse. As soon as the sword came out, it was in his hand. The villagers were just surprised. Tianshi, he can say anything about him. Pass.

Several young villagers even took out their mobile phones, intending to record the video of the Heavenly Master praying for rain and then post it online. 13 Several people have seen the Heavenly Master praying for rain.

Zhang Xuan held the Heavenly Master's Sword, pierced it into a yellow talisman, and muttered casually in a pretentious manner.

Activate magical power: call for wind and rain.

Zhang Xuan lit the yellow talisman on the Tianshi Sword, raised it and shook it a few times, and shouted: "The wind is coming".

With the order, gusts of wind blew, getting louder and cooler, blowing Henry Zhang's robes, and the original dazzling sunshine was now covered by white clouds.

Zhang Xuan held a sword in his right hand, picked up a copper bell in his left hand, rang it violently, and shouted loudly: "Where is the Thunder God and the Lightning Mother? If I don't cast a spell quickly, when will we wait?"

At this moment, lightning turned into silver snakes, piercing the sky above Zhangjiacun from time to time. Deafening thunder sounded, and the layers became thicker and thicker. A large dark cloud just occupied the entire sky above Zhangjiacun.

At the last moment, Henry Zhang slammed the copper bell on the table, swung the Tianshi Sword forward, and said violently: "The Dragon King of the Four Directions listens to the order, and the rain will come."

Raindrops as big as soybeans poured down from the sky, and the villagers were like children, jumping and jumping happily in the heavy rain.

The heavy rainstorm lasted for two full hours. The head of Zhangjia Village quickly walked to Zhang Xuan and said respectfully: "Master Tian, ​​it's rained enough, it's rained enough. If it rains again, it will be waterlogged. Please use your magical powers." "

Henry Zhang nodded when he heard the words, and pointed the Tianshi Sword towards the sky again: "The rain stops and the wind recedes."

The heavy rain stopped instantly, the wind stopped blowing, and the white flowers in the sky immediately dispersed.

Village Chief: "The villagers don't know how to repay Heavenly Master for your kindness. They want to erect longevity plaques for you at home and burn incense and pray for you day and night."

Zhang Xuan was stunned. He was not dead yet. Why burn incense? He waved his hand: "This is unnecessary. Saving the people from fire and water is the purpose of Taoism. What's more, Zhangjiacun has a deep relationship with Tianshi Mansion. It is the right thing for a poor Taoist to take action. of."

Henry Zhang: "The poor Taoist will go back to his house first. If you have anything to do, you can come to the Tianshi Mansion to see me again."

Originally, I wanted to keep Henry Zhang for a meal, but Henry Zhang said so, and the village chief had no choice but to thank him again: "Master Tian's great kindness and virtue, we in Zhangjia Village will definitely keep it in our hearts, Master Tian, ​​go slowly."

Zhang Xuan waved his palm behind him and walked towards the foot of the back mountain. Several young villagers on the side saw the opportunity and followed him.

Unlike the older generation, this generation doesn't really believe in this thing, but at this moment, they are full of curiosity.

Young villager: "Tianshi, Tianshi, can we ask you a few questions?"

Henry Zhang was about to use Qinggong to fly back from the foot of the back mountain. Hearing this, he smiled slightly: "No problem, just ask."

Young villager: "Excuse me, Heavenly Master, you just made the wind and rain, can you tell us how you did it?"

Henry Zhang: "Wanting wind and rain? You are wrong. It's just that Pindao has liked watching stars since he was a child, and he understands the changes in the weather. It happened that someone asked me to pray for rain. I happened to know that it would rain today, so we met."

Young villager: "Master Tian, ​​do you think we are stupid?

How could this thing be so coincidental?

Heavenly Master, can you tell us?"

Henry Zhang: "That won't work. This poor man relies on this little thing to earn a living. If he says it, he will destroy his own job."

Young villager: "Then you just made a big sword out of magic. Can you tell me how it happened?"

Henry Zhang: "I can only say that this is a cover-up. I can't comment on the specifics. This is the skill of eating."

Henry Zhang: "In short, everyone must believe in science. Pindao is just an ordinary person. Immortals and gods are all feudal superstition. I, a Taoist priest, do not believe in these things."

"Okay, laymen, I'm in a hurry to go back home for dinner. If I'm late, I'll be gone. Take my leave."

It’s getting harder and harder to fool people nowadays. Henry Zhang made a random excuse and hurriedly took a walk. Then he was asked by this college student, and he didn’t know how to answer (fooling).

None of these young villagers believed his lies. The reason he called for wind and rain was because he liked watching stars since he was a child. He could tell from the sky that it would rain today. So why was it raining only in Zhangjiacun and the sky was clear in other places?

The rain will stop whenever it says, and the weather forecast is not as accurate as yours, so you might as well go tell fortunes, no, it seems like he might be able to tell fortunes.

Conjuring a big sword out of thin air is also a deception?

"Are we so easy to fool?" These young people were speechless. Just now, Henry Zhang stepped on the cliff and jumped up the mountain in front of them. Don't tell them, this is also a deception. He can have such a powerful deception. Well.

"You also said you should believe in science, Nima, are you so scientific?"