Martial Arts? I Don't Know How To Do It, But I Only Know Magic!

Merits are too difficult to obtain, and Henry Zhang feels that he must do something.

It’s impossible to drool over the good stuff in the mall every day. You can only look at it but not exchange it. How painful it is.

The function of the mall cannot be wasted, and the more merit, the better.

Zhang Xuan had just arrived at the main hall and was about to discuss with Uncle Xuanxu to see if the spirit summoning ceremony could be held in advance.

Before he could speak, the village chief of Xiaohe Village looked at Henry and said directly: "Master Tian, ​​the river in our village has become magical since you cast a spell there.

The day before yesterday, a child suddenly got cramps in his feet in the river and shouted for help. Before the adults passing by the river came to rescue him, the water in the river directly washed him ashore. "

Henry Zhang: "It's good to be born with infinite blessings."

Henry Zhang was stunned. This should have been done by the water ghost Liu Erming. Unexpectedly, he turned into a ghost and not only abided by the three-year agreement, but also did not forget his original intention. He was deceived by the water ghost pretending to be a child, and now he has turned into a water ghost. I haven't given up on this kindness.

The head of Xiaohe Village: "If it's just like this, of course it's good. I won't come to see you, Heavenly Master."

Henry Zhang: “What else happened?”

Xiaohe Village Chief: "Tianshi, do you still remember Liu Erming who drowned last time? After the child came ashore, he said that Liu Erming lifted him from the water to the surface and then put him on the shore."

Henry Zhang: "The child's words cannot be trusted. The village chief shouldn't care too much."

The head of Xiaohe Village: "Tianshi, not only this child, but also other children who love to play in water also said they saw Liu Erming in the water."

Henry Zhang: "What did the village chief want from Pindao?" It must have been Liu Erming's obsession. He went into the water to save a child and was killed during his lifetime. This became his obsession after his death.

Under normal circumstances, after he completely transforms his resentment into a vicious ghost, he will crazily retaliate against the children. None of the children who meet him will survive.

Fortunately, Liu Erming was first used by Henry Zhang to dispel a lot of resentment with the exorcism talisman. Coupled with the so-called three-year agreement and the occasional visits from his parents, he was basically in a sane state.

After gaining reason, Liu Erming grew up in Xiaohe Village after all. He knew many of these children. Anyway, he was idle and bored, so he just took care of them.

Xiaohe Village Chief: "That's not true. Liu Erming's child is quite pitiful. Besides, he didn't harm the children in the village."

Henry Zhang: "Then village chief, just tell me straight away. There is no need to play riddles with the poor Taoist."

The head of Xiaohe Village: "Needless to say, that child Liu Erming must have become a water ghost.

We all know the water ghost in the countryside, nicknamed the scapegoat, and someone must be dragged into the water to take his place.

Alas, this child Er Ming must have been pulled down by the water ghost. "

The head of Xiaohe Village paused, took out a tobacco bag from his pocket, and rolled it into a roll with a child's scrap book paper. He was about to take a few bites when he remembered that he was in the main hall of the Tianshi Mansion.

"Tianshi, can I have a couple of puffs? If I don't have a couple puffs, I don't know what to say. I'm a long-time smoker and can't get enough of it."

Henry Zhang understood that the village chief was addicted to smoking: "Let's go, village chief, there are too many tourists here, and it's inconvenient to talk. Smoking in the hall dedicated to the gods is disrespectful to them."

When Henry Zhang entered the main hall just now, many tourists recognized him. When talking about this thing here, you still have to be careful. The village chief of Xiaohe Village nodded and left the main hall with Henry Zhang.

Arriving at a quiet place, the village chief of Xiaohe Village took a few puffs of the freshly made cigarette and exhaled a puff of thick smoke. Then he continued: "We also know that Liu Erming is not bad, but he is not a human being after all. What's more, he has become a scapegoat who likes to drag people into trouble. Ghosts are very evil. We are wondering if we can ask the heavenly master to make him a little god. We are willing to build a temple for him and offer incense to him. In this way, , it will not harm anyone, and can protect our village."

This matter is actually very simple. As long as the villagers of Xiaohe Village are willing, they can build a temple to worship Liu Erming anytime and anywhere. But the key is that there is no guarantee that Liu Erming will become bad after enjoying the incense.

This kind of beast belongs to wild gods. In ancient times, Taoism and the imperial court would not recognize it, and if they were found and destroyed one by one, they would be severely punished.

Wild gods are not as good as righteous gods. They can just enjoy people's worship without paying any price. They can have sex for nothing.

The righteous god is different. After enjoying people's incense, he must fulfill his responsibilities as a god, and there is a god above him.

Henry Zhang understood what the mayor of Xiaohe Village meant. No wonder he kept going in circles and took two puffs of local cigarettes. This was not because he was addicted to cigarettes, but simply because he felt unsure.

It is not easy for a heavenly master to confer a god. Once something happens to the god he conferred, he will bear full responsibility.

The gods conferred by the Celestial Master can be directly incorporated into the Taoist sect's official pantheon, which is what people often say has been incorporated, which can be regarded as a turnaround.

But a heavenly master cannot just make a god casually. He must be one who has great merits and must burn incense and pray to heaven to obtain permission from heaven.

:Ding, the system’s god-making function has detected a person who can be made a god, the water ghost Liu Erming.

:Ding, the system is currently releasing a task, Conferred God!

Ask the host to activate the function of conferring gods, pardon and confer at least one god, task reward, body training technique [Lightning Thunder Fist], no time limit.

Henry Zhang: "Liu Erming is indeed a pitiful person. After becoming a water ghost, he can still persist in doing good deeds. A ghost like this who is a great philanthropist should have good results. Since the villagers of Xiaohe Village have this intention, Pindao is willing to help."

Since the system has detected that Liu Erming can become a god, it means that the risk of making him a god is not high. Henry Zhang said that he can take on this single task.

Henry Zhang also wants to see what use it will be for him after becoming a god. It can’t just be a god!

No more nagging, Henry Zhang’s time is limited, “Village chief, please hug Pindao’s arm tightly, the tighter the better, then close your eyes, Pindao will take you a shortcut.”

Although he said he didn’t understand why he needed to close his eyes and hold Tianshi’s arm tightly when taking a shortcut, the head of Xiaohe Village still obeyed the instructions honestly and used the greatest strength in his life to hug tightly with both hands. Henry Zhang’s arms closed his eyes.

His arms were a little sore from being hugged, and Henry Zhang nodded with satisfaction: "Village Chief, I didn't tell you to let go of your arms and open your eyes, so you must never let go of your arms and open your eyes."

The head of Xiaohe Village nodded: "Don't worry, Celestial Master. I will listen to you, old man." Although he was confused and didn't know what the Celestial Master wanted to do, he would do whatever the Celestial Master said.

With an old man hanging on his arm, Henry Zhang used the magic power in his body. The old way, jumping off the cliff is the fastest way.

The mana formed a thick protective film on the bodies of Henry Zhang and the old man. The old man only felt that the whole body was light and light, and there was no other feeling.

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Long was assigned to a team with Edward, responsible for guarding the cliff on the left side of the front yard of Tianshi Mansion. Although there were safety measures, Master Xuanxu was still worried. There were too many tourists and there were enough manpower, so he just let two people watch. .

After passing the assessment yesterday, he was assigned to guard the edge of the cliff today. Long Ben said he had no objection. He had already come in anyway, so he would do the rest slowly, but Edward couldn't stand it anymore.

I thought he was a top student at Eagle Country University, but he was assigned to guard the cliff. I looked down on him so much. I thought he would teach him magical spells.

Edward babbled to Long about the inappropriate arrangement of the Tianshi Mansion, and Long responded without a word.

At this moment, he saw Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan and an old man talking in a corner not far away. Unfortunately, it was blocked by a tree. Otherwise, Long would have known what they were talking about just by seeing their lips. But he understood. Lip-reading.

Edward also saw it. He saw the Celestial Master wearing a gray-blue robe. There was an old man holding his right arm with his eyes closed. The two of them were wrapped in a ball of transparent gas. Their bodies were half a meter above the ground. They were flying very fast. floating towards them.

Long was also shocked at this moment. Although he had seen the video of Henry Zhang making waves, it was just a video and was far less impactful than seeing it with his own eyes.

Henry Zhang and the old man floated between the two of them, floated over the cliff, and suddenly fell down and disappeared.

Long and Edward were both stunned. What was going on?

The two people rushed to notify Master Xuanxu. Master Xuanxu directly asked them to go back and told them that this was the normal operation of the Heavenly Master and they would just get used to it.

Returning to his post, Edward was still excited: "Did you just hear that? Heavenly masters often do this. This is simply a magical method. I'm not in the wrong place. This is great. Maybe I can It’s possible to have this power.”

Long carries a miniature camera, which is specially designed and built by the military factory for the Thirteenth Bureau. The camera picture will be directly transmitted to the large screen of the core member conference room of the Thirteenth Bureau base in Beijing. When he saw Zhang Xuan The camera was turned on immediately, and the picture was transmitted to the conference room. The core members of the Thirteenth Bureau on duty did not know how to express their feelings. They were shocked every time they looked at it. This picture was too mysterious.

Not only the two of them saw this, but many tourists going up and down the mountain also saw this situation. Unfortunately, they were going too fast and had no time to fear coming down.

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three minutes! It only took Henry Zhang three minutes to take the village chief of Xiaohe Village from the mountain to the foot of the mountain, and found a place where no one was around to stay.

Henry Zhang: "Okay, village chief, you can let go of Pindao and open your eyes. We are at the bottom of the mountain."

The old man let go of his hands, opened his eyes and was startled. This was it. Was he dreaming now? It happened so quickly.

Although he couldn't understand how Tianshi brought him down, the village chief did not delay the business and took out his smartphone: "Er baby, Tianshi agreed, drive the car over here to pick me up and Tianshi, I'm here I sent you."

The second baby was a little confused. Didn't his old man come to the house not long ago? Why did he come down so quickly? It's unscientific.

My old man knows very well that he is in good health and is much better at climbing than he is. He doesn’t have to stop, otherwise he wouldn’t have to wait at the bottom of the mountain, but this is too fast.

He should have just arrived at Tianshi Mansion not long ago, so he might have gone down the mountain. "Dad, what are you talking about? You are coming down now? Isn't this the only pass down Longhu Mountain? I didn't see you coming down either. Ah, why did you come down in a different place?"

The head of Xiaohe Village: "Stop nagging and come here quickly. Master Tian's time is very precious. If you keep nagging me, believe it or not, I will whip you when I get home."

When Erwa heard that the old man was angry, he didn't dare to complain anymore and drove directly over.

When they arrived at the scene, Erwa looked at the old man and Tianshi and couldn't believe his eyes: "Dad, you and Tianshi really came down. I thought you were joking. Why are you so fast?"

The head of Xiaohe Village: "The shortcut the Heavenly Master took me took me down, and it only took me a few minutes to get down."

He himself was still shocked. What kind of shortcut was this? He didn't have to move. He looked around just now and found nothing.

Henry Zhang: "It is indeed a shortcut that the poor man took the old man to take. If I have a chance, I will take you there too."

Erwa: "That's a good feeling. Thank you Heavenly Master first. I'll give it a try when I get the chance. I can go down the mountain in a few minutes. It's incredible."

Henry Zhang smiled and said nothing. If he told him the truth, he would probably be beaten to death even if he didn't want to experience it. This was a shortcut that could scare people to death.

The village chief of Xiaohe Village vaguely seemed to have guessed something, and he became even more enthusiastic towards Heavenly Master Zhang Xuan, almost making him unable to resist. Fortunately, he drove very quickly and arrived in a short time.

The villagers who were still in the village had prepared everything early, and the mayor of Xiaohe Village notified them in advance by sending a message on his mobile phone.

Henry Zhang looked at the small temple that had just been built with stones by the villagers by the river. There was also a wooden statue that looked like Liu Erming inside.

Henry Zhang: "You all should take turns to burn incense first."

The villagers followed suit, and when they finished offering incense, the ground in front of the simple temple was filled with incense.

After the villagers of Xiaohe Village finished offering incense, Henry Zhang opened the system directly, and a divine position appeared on the blank Conferred God interface: the position of Xiaohe God, from the ninth level.

The divine throne is divided into nine levels and eighteen levels. The first level is the first, and the ninth level is the smallest. Xiaohe God is from the ninth level, which is the smallest among the gods, but at least it is included. Whether Liu Erming can sit in this position depends on Zhang Xuan What's the meaning.

Henry Zhang thought for a while: "Liu Erming is not a bad person, so I granted him the title of god. This has just succeeded the three-year agreement, and the system's mission of becoming a god can be completed. It is worth giving it a try."

Henry Zhang: "Where is Liu Erming in the creek? Come out and see him. Pindao has something great to tell you that has something to do with you."

Ghosts can't see the sun, but water ghosts can. But after Liu Erming heard Zhang Xuan's voice, he appeared directly in front of the villagers and the heavenly master Zhang Xuan.