Magic card gods

What a group of shrimp soldiers and crab generals, before Wei Yuan thought that what Zhou Yang said was an adjective, but he did not expect it to be shrimp soldiers and crab generals! The painting style is a bit confusing!

Fortunately, the tattered equipment and armor style of these shrimp soldiers and crab generals are still in the modern dark style, not the style of the armor of the Celestial Dynasty, otherwise Wei Yuan really thought that he would pass through again as soon as he opened the door!

Those shrimp soldiers and crab generals are really quite a lot. Here Wei Yuan pushed open the gate of the compound with a sharp stab, alarming the shrimp soldiers and crab generals in the courtyard. The pair of hammer crabs over there vomited bubbles and didn't know what to say. He heard a commotion in the nearby halls and halls, and monsters of various colors kept pouring out.

Among these monsters are murlocs with slender hands and feet and tattered knives; some are erect toads with three-pronged forks and a red scarf around their necks; A ferocious-looking water spider; there was a big loach wearing a certain round hat and long robe and rain boots... Finally, in the main hall, a man wearing a round hat and a ragged little suit walked out slowly. The bastard with the civilized stick!

That old bastard is wearing a pair of glasses, one lens is gone, but he has a haughty look, looking down on everything, it looks like a fucking sea turtle in this attire!

Although there are a lot of monsters, there are about forty of them at a glance, but their strength is average. Ordinary mobs are only mid-to-lower at Tier 1, the crab will be an elite monster at Tier 2, and the old turtle is a boss monster at Tier 2.

Other monsters can't speak, but that old turtle is educated! Zhangkou is coming!

"Oh my God! What the hell! I can't believe that someone dared to disturb His Excellency the Dragon King's mansion!"

"Look at the stupid things you do! So stupid! As stupid as the back waves in the stinking gutter."

"I'm going to spank your ass with my cane! I swear I'll do that!"

Saying that, it shouted at those shrimp soldiers, crab generals, smelly fish and rotten shrimp: "Why are you still standing there? For the Dragon King's sake, kill them!"

With its mouth open, Wei Yuan knew it was an old turtle!

"Go!" Wei Yuan pointed, and the ten cavemen behind him also shouted and rushed up!

Chicken legs, Erha, giant wolf, red carp Fuwa, and little bronze Peggy all rushed up!

Soon the two sides were intertwined, and they were thrown off their feet for a while.

Shrimp soldiers and crab generals swarmed up, but they were bumped into by the bronze little Peggy all the way, and they turned on their backs.

As a result, little Page lowered his head and rushed forward without looking at the road, and finally hit the wall with his head, cracking the wall, and sat on the ground himself. It was stunned for a long time, and was knocked several times by a few mobs, but only sparks flew out, and it was not injured at all.

The chicken legs sat on Erha's back, allowing him to rush and bite. In his spare time, he stretched out his claws to take a hand on those little monsters. Take out all the shrimp lines of that shrimp soldier!

At this time, the giant wolf was very ferocious facing these weak monsters. With one pounce and one bite, it bit a toad in its mouth and threw it away!

The red carp and Fuwa are even more at ease, manipulating the water flow to turn these little garbage around, roll them together with the water flow, and rush them sideways.

The little caveman took the opportunity to slash wildly with a large knife...

Although there were many mobs, they fell into a disadvantage as soon as they fought. On the contrary, the Mr. Crab who was holding a double hammer had two strokes. With one hammer, he smashed a knife in the hands of a caveman who rushed forward, and then knocked him down to the ground with another hammer, so that he vomited blood. Suddenly majestic!

However, Hao Mengmeng has already rushed over, and he is going to smash Huashan with all his strength!

Boss Crab went up with his double hammers, and there was a loud "Duang", the cute ghost knife didn't do any good, but Boss Crab's thick pair of pincers also trembled slightly! Under the huge force, Mr. Crab couldn't bear it!

"What kind of monster is this? Are you a monster or am I a monster?" Boss Xie looked at Hao Mengmeng's rabbit ears and fell into deep thought.

Mengmeng has no distractions when chopping people, the ghost knife in his hand is like a blowing wind, and each knife is as fast as a knife. After three or four rounds of fighting, suddenly a clever force unscrewed a hammer. A knife was cut under the ribs!

This Crab Boss has very high defense, but he is not very afraid of physical attacks, after all, there is a hard shell outside. But the location of this knife is too good, it is actually a weak point, a stream of crab roe spurts out with a knife!

"Hey! I'm going to die, I'm going to die~~~" Boss Crab knew he couldn't stand it, and screamed.

The old turtle over there didn't pay attention to these two people, the cat and the dog, and the ten red-skinned dwarfs.

Which encirclement and suppression before did not involve a dozen or twenty people? This time, only two or three people came to Tuo Da, just in time for revenge! In the end, he was beaten so badly, even worse than when twenty people came!

It also didn't care about maintaining its image as a sea turtle, and with the civilized staff in its hand, it was about to start casting spells!

Unexpectedly, a brick from "Hoo" flew over, and directly slapped the old turtle on his back. The civilized stick in his hand flew away.

The pea hand cannon in Wei Yuan's hand was fired one after another, and the ghost gold stick waved the smashed seafood one after another, easily swept away the rotten fish and shrimps in front of him, and went straight to the old turtle.

"Eat me with a stick!" Wei Yuan went up and smashed his head with a New Year's stick technique!

This stick was jumped up and smashed, and the ghost golden stick swung down with a whistling sound, violently!

Unexpectedly, when the old turtle was unable to avoid it, he suddenly shrank his head... gone! Heads gone!

Wei Yuan's stick hit the hard shell of the tortoise so hard that his hands went numb from the shock!

Wei Yuan hit the bastard the size of a millstone with a few sticks, feeling helpless. "Old bastard, do you dare to show your head?!"

It's just that the old turtle was really stretchable and flexible, completely ignoring Wei Yuan's taunts, not only did not show his head, even his limbs retracted into the shell, and then flew close to the ground like a cannonball!

Wei Yuan hurriedly hid aside, seeing that old bastard knocked down several mobs and cavemen in a flash, and ran towards a well in the courtyard!

"Not good! The old bastard is going to run away!" Wei Yuan was worried that the old turtle would jump into the well!

That well is really an escape route. Why do monsters appear in the Dragon King Temple every time it is cleared? It is because of this old well that leads to the Yellow Dragon River underground!

If this old sea turtle got into the well, it would be a dragon entering the sea and run away!

At this moment, Erha appeared out of nowhere. Because the chicken leg is no longer sitting on top of its head to direct, so it let itself fly. At this moment, I don’t know where to pick up a piece of wood, someone is fighting, it is shopping (gai~)...

Then it was hit by the old turtle's rapid shell shield! Like a football shovel, the old turtle flew extremely fast while sticking to the ground. Specially hit people's lower body.

So Erha's whole dog flew sideways, spun around five or six times in the air, his tongue flew off, and finally fell into the mud pit.

This Erha has no other skills, and is particularly resistant to manufacturing. This is the capital of its survival. This time I was hit into a spinning top and fell into the mud pit, but I didn't suffer any injuries, but rolled in the mud instead!

It knows a truth: Wherever it falls, lie down there!

It did lie down, but the old turtle did not.

It knocked Erha into the air, but shot out along the ridged board with a "shua".

Now let's not talk about getting into the well, it has to figure out how to get off that roof...

In about ten minutes, except for the old turtle trapped on the house, all other monsters were killed.

Hao Mengmeng also broke off several crab legs and two large tongs, saying that they were to be roasted for dinner at night.

Wei Yuan set up the fire and boiled the pot. The water vapor is curling up, and the smell of fish smells...

Sitting on the pony, he shouted at the old turtle on the roof: "Hey, are you going to get down? Do we have to go up and deal with you? Let me tell you, be lenient when you confess, and be strict when you resist!"

Drumstick added: "Yes! Hurry up and get down! Confess that you have to sit in a prison and refuse to go home to celebrate the New Year! Look, we have even prepared hot water for you to take a bath!"

Wei Yuan said again: "Don't think we can't do anything, have you seen this black and white fur beast? Let me tell you, it's called the Yin-Yang house demolition beast! It only takes half an hour to pick up this house! You know how interesting it is!" Come on, come down for me!"

In the end, even though Wei Yuan and others threatened and lured them, the old turtle kept shaking his head.

It watched Wei Yuan wash and peel several shrimp soldiers and put them in the pot, how could he believe in the bloody bath water! Not to mention that it knows that yin and yang demolition beast! Isn't that just a dog!

It's just that it also knows that it is trapped on the roof of the beast, and it is afraid that there is no way out. If it continues like this, it will die after all!

It begged for mercy: "Heroic man and woman, rich and handsome cat, can you spare this old life! It's not easy for me to grow up so big, old turtle! In the past, I still protected animals!"

Wei Yuan was amused when he heard it, "Hey, you know how to protect animals? Don't worry, we are all law-abiding citizens and never eat protected animals. Come down!"

The old turtle quit, "Don't fool the old turtle, please show your sincerity!"

Wei Yuan was not happy anymore, and said: "You old turtle, a foreign species, what kind of animal protection are you talking about with me? What kind of sincerity am I talking about with you fake foreign devil? Come down for me! Can't you come down?" He used the ghost gold stick Pointing at the old turtle on the roof, its evil shape can scare a child to tears.

The old turtle cried, "Hey man, old turtle, I am an out-and-out real estate turtle! Pure! I pretended to be a turtle. Isn't that because turtles are worth more? Foreigners are worth more than Chinese, and turtles are worth more than land turtles. Say yourself I have gone out to sea, and my value has doubled when I come back. I can’t help it! I’m too difficult..."

The old turtle cried very sadly. Obviously it is my own home, but the exotic species are more valuable, so angry! There is no way to pretend to be a sea turtle!

When Wei Yuan heard it, he got it! It's not a sea turtle, it's a real fellow! If you are a fellow, you have to consider leaving a stitch.

He said: "It's not that I don't want to let you go, the main reason is that you are too conspicuous in this Dragon King Temple, and you still tell these stinky fish and rotten shrimps to dance and dance, and you even hit our butts with crutches..."

The old turtle, no, the old turtle heard the words and knew there was a door, and hurriedly said: "The old turtle has eyes but can't see Mount Tai. I escaped several times of siege, and I was so arrogant that I wanted to be the enemy of the hero. I apologize, Lao Gui is willing to offer her treasure, and begs the heroic man and woman to spare Lao Gui's life..."

"Baby! This..." Wei Yuan's eyes lit up when he heard the word "Baby".

Chicken Leg and Hao Mengmeng looked at each other: yes, I can't drink the old turtle soup today.

Sure enough, Wei Yuan pretended to think about it for three seconds, "I agree! Take me to see what kind of treasure it is!"

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