Magic card gods
Chapter 248: Hou Yingxiong, Young Man Who Buys a Monkey
"Come out!" Wei Yuan called lightly.
That Zhang Yi was kneeling on the ground at a loss, completely unaware of what Wei Yuan was talking about.
But at this time, he was recovered from the shock of the mighty Master Xia being headshot.
I heard him start to wail in the first place: "Oh, thank you, master, for saving your life! Thank you, master, for helping me! The villain was relieved by the river, and unexpectedly encountered such a monster. The villain knelt down and begged for mercy, and he refused to let it go. Me! If it wasn’t for the master’s help, the villain would have died!”
As he said that, he kowtowed fiercely on the soft muddy ground by the river, the ground was sunken, which showed that he was not lying.
It's no wonder that when everyone else is dead, he becomes a man and comes back to harm his compatriots. This is a very good level of self-cultivation and actor's self-cultivation.
However, Wei Yuan was not calling him.
Hearing a rustling sound, a monkey-buying young man crawled out of the grass not far away with an awkward smile on his face.
This product is also unlucky, and it doesn't have a long memory. When I came out to relieve myself at night, I happened to see this righteous man sneaking towards the river.
At first, I thought this guy was going to do something unscrupulous, so I quietly followed to watch the fun. Unexpectedly, Xiang was so frightened that he choked back when he saw a trick in which a man raped and a water demon colluded to harm someone.
What's more, I didn't expect that a little monk who had seen several times during the day would suddenly jump out, and the head of the water demon would disappear as soon as he lowered the Zen staff. That was bloody and violent! The kids couldn't help watching it!
Moreover, he was called out of his whereabouts by one sentence.
The bruise on the young man’s face still hasn’t disappeared, and he smiled awkwardly, “Well, I said I’m here to shit, do you believe me?”
Wei Yuan glanced at him, "I said I can make you eat it, do you believe it?"
The young man who bought the monkey closed his mouth tightly, first shook his head, then nodded, and then shook his head again.
He didn't know whether he should believe it or not now.
Wei Yuan ignored him, but watched the kneeling man rape Zhang Yi.
That Zhang Yi's scalp was numb from the stares, after all, this monk shot Master Xia who could overturn a two-foot-long boat with a headshot as soon as he stepped down with his Zen stick, it was really scary.
He squeezed out a smile and said: "Please, please allow the villain to prepare a fast meal, so that I can show my kindness as a landlord."
Wei Yuan suddenly smiled, "No need, let's invite Hades down below."
Zhang Yi's heart felt cold, and the monk really heard the previous conversation.
He hurriedly shouted: "Master, spare your life! Master, please forgive me! The villain was coerced by General Yu Hei. There is an eighty-year-old mother on the villain, and there is..."
"Pfft~" Zhang Yi lost his head before he finished speaking.
"Ah~!" The young man who bought the monkey staggered in fright from Wei Yuan's sudden headshot, and sat down on the ground, crawling backwards with his hands and feet.
This monk is as smooth as killing monsters! So, so scary! I actually want to buy his monkey?
Suddenly, the monkey-buying youth pointed behind Wei Yuan and shouted tremblingly, "Body, behind!"
Is this trying to escape while I turn around?
But Wei Yuan still turned his head... Don't mention it, there is really something behind him.
The surface of the water was boiling and rippling like a pot, and then a huge monster with the head of a black fish and a human body emerged from the surface of the water.
This monster is more than three meters high, with a strange and huge black fish head, two long beards, and a pair of dead fish eyes as big as steamed buns. He was wearing a black scale armor, a water snake belt around his waist, a pair of gold-painted cloud shoes on his feet, and two huge black eight-petal hammers with short handles in his hands!
The black fish made a strange noise like a cow mooing, and shouted: "Who dares to kill me Captain Xia?!"
Wei Yuan strikes first is the best mover, going up is a Zen stick! The huge black fish monster was instantly splashed, turning into water spray all over the sky.
It turned out that the body of the black fish spirit was not here, but felt that his own shrimp soldier was killed, and transformed into a river water magic phase to check.
Unexpectedly, the enemy didn't give any Bilian at all, and it was a Zen stick!
"Where did you come from? This general wants to fry your skin and cramps!"
At this time, the black fish spirit also knew that he couldn't bluff the enemy, so he didn't do the gaudy water tricks anymore, but reflected his figure on the water surface, talking nonsense.
Wei Yuan stretched out his Zen stick, pointed at the black fish essence's nose and cursed: "Come on! Come here! You loach who grew up eating shit! Come up if you have the guts!"
The swim bladder of the black fish is about to explode, "Little bald donkey, if you have the guts, you go down to Hangzhou Bay! Go down to Hangzhou Bay!"
"I'll go to your grandma's Penghu Bay! Go eat shit, black loach!" Wei Yuan turned around and left.
"Don't go! Come back! Little bald donkey..." The black fish spirit kept yelling and cursing behind him, but Wei Yuan had already walked away.
The black fish spirit was furious, wishing that the body was there now, and jumped out to eat the little bald donkey raw.
It's just that Wei Yuan has already left, so no matter how much he scolds, he won't vent his anger. It's like being banned for trolling, it's suffocating to death.
The monkey-buying young man Hou Yingxiong happened to be there, and he couldn't help venting his anger: "Boy, don't let me meet you by the water! I must put you... (500 words of torture are omitted here)"
Then Hou Yingxiong let out a scream, got up and ran, "Master, master, wait for me! Wait for me!"
Wei Yuan didn't intend to kill people at first, he just wanted to see what kind of collusion this rat-bearded thin monkey had with the monster.
But this guy was so thorough that he wanted to eat virgins and girls, so he drew Wei Yuan's fire and killed him directly.
At first, he thought that killing him quietly would be enough, but he didn't expect that General Heiyujing cared about his younger brother, so he came over to check the situation immediately.
This also provoked the enemy.
But anyway, this black fish spirit didn't dare to go ashore to make trouble for him, if he provoked him, he would provoke him.
But Hou Yingxiong was even more surprised, he came to see the excitement (catching rape), he never expected to catch a rape, was inexplicably involved in a monster killing incident, and was even threatened by a big monster.
At this moment, his guts were turning green with regret!
I didn't fall asleep for half the night, hid in the bed and thought hard, and finally came up with an idea.
That little monk looks very capable, and he is not afraid of that black fish spirit at all, so let's hug his thigh!
hug! Must hug! Gotta hold on tight!
Hou Yingxiong vowed that he would never go into the water again, and would sit in the bathtub without using a bucket in the bath!
...
Hou Yingxiong regretted it. The Hou family was considered a well-known big family in Hangzhou Mansion, controlling one-fifth of the silk, satin and cloth business in the entire Hangzhou Mansion. Speaking of it, it was no worse than the Qian family in Pinghu County, and even better.
When Master Hou travels, it's not a dozen servants, followed by four or five bodyguards.
This time I went to Ninghai Mansion to visit my relatives, and suddenly wanted to get rid of the large army of servants and bodyguards, and wanted to take a shortcut and take the Qiantang River back to Hangzhou directly by water. I never expected that so many things would happen during the short two-day journey!
The people outside are really sinister!
I have been living in Hangzhou Mansion before, but I didn't expect it to be so dangerous outside.
A monk in his twenties exploded his head without blinking his eyes! There is also a big monster threatening to ask for it (500 characters).
Hou Yingxiong: From now on, I will never mess around again!
Early the next morning, Young Master Hou had already prepared a hearty breakfast, and all kinds of vegetarian food were placed on the table.
Master Hou is not short of money, but he's just a bit of a waste.
At this time, in order to hug Wei Yuan's thigh, he didn't try his best.
"Master! Master! This way! Please take a seat. Last night, under the care of Master, a fast meal is not a respect."
The old servant driving the carriage looked at the young master with a charming smile on his face, and felt that the sun was coming out from the west.
Since when did my young master please someone so much? Sometimes it's hard to talk to his father.
This old servant is not simple, Wei Yuan can tell at a glance that he is a martial arts expert. The external strength is successful, and the internal strength is also practiced. Waiting for five, seven or eight strong thugs, they can't get close at all. No wonder he dared to go alone with this Young Master Monkey.
Wei Yuan sat down and looked at the table of green leafy vegetables, feeling a little disgusted in his heart. It's just that people treat guests with kindness, so don't be picky.
During the meal, Hou Yingxiong kept serving at the side.
Don't say it, professional! Maybe he learned from those who usually served him, and made Wei Yuan serve him comfortably.
"Little man Hou Yingxiong, dare to invite Master to go to Hangzhou together. I have a carriage here, so I can save some leg strength."
This remark moved Wei Yuan, it's nice to have a carriage.
In the past two weeks, Wei Yuan has worn out a pair of monk shoes. Still a comfortable ride.
After a while of reserve, Wei Yuan agreed.
The waterway is definitely not allowed to go, so take a car to Hangzhou, and then turn to Jinhua.
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