Lord of Puluo

Li Banfeng returned to Chu Er's residence and saw that Chu Er was still sleeping soundly, so he quietly entered the residence.

The wife exclaimed: "Hey, sir, why are you so injured?"

Li Banfeng was indeed seriously injured. His face was bruised and swollen, and he was almost unrecognizable.

"Madam, I have something to ask you. Do you know Granny Ku?"

"Grandma Ku? Which Grandma Ku?"

"Grandma Ku from Kucai Village."

Li Banfeng asked about this matter, including the wine gourd, the Tang knife, and even the judge's pen. None of the magic weapons around him recognized Granny Ku.

Maybe some memories have disappeared with their souls, or maybe they didn't understand Kucaizhuang in the first place.

It seems that only the lady knows about this.

Da da da~ 唔!

"Grandma Ku from Kucai Village!"

"Yes," Li Banfeng nodded, "Is she the local god of Kucai Village?"

Da da da~ 唔!

"Hey, hey, she's not a local god."

The lady knows Granny Ku, but her tone is a bit strange.

"Hey, hey, but what can she be if she's not a local god?"

Why are you asking me this question?

Li Banfeng followed the stylus holder and touched his wife's creaking nest: "Madam, are you okay?"

The lady didn't smile, why isn't she ticklish?

Huchi~huchi~huchi~

Steam spurted out rapidly, the gears rotated rapidly, and the flames in the fuel tank shot up.

Li Banfeng quickly refilled the water tank, fearing that his wife would boil the pot dry.

Madam, what's wrong?

"Hey, hey, she's not a land god, so what could she be? What could she be? Huhahahaha~"

The lady suddenly laughed wildly, and the whole main room was filled with steam.

"Madam, what's wrong with you?" Li Banfeng became nervous.

"Who are you?" The voice of the record player became smoother, and the singing became extremely cold.

Li Banfeng responded: "I am your husband-in-law."

"Hey, husband, are you back from shopping?" The lady's tone became gentle again.

"Today...there is no food shopping."

"Since I didn't buy groceries, it's not my husband-in-law. My husband-in-law never lets me go hungry. Who are you?"

Li Banfeng didn't know how to answer, but suddenly he saw a whirlwind blowing from the outer room. Honglian rolled Li Banfeng into the house and closed the door tightly.

There was a burst of explosions outside the door, and Li Banfeng was worried that something might happen to his wife.

When the sound subsided slightly, Li Banfeng immediately walked out of the room and found that the record player was safe, but the room was unusually stuffy.

"Madam?" Li Banfeng called.

Huchi~huchi~

The steam puffed out several times, and the record player responded: "Hey, Mr.

Fortunately, he still recognizes me.

Li Banfeng breathed a sigh of relief.

Huchi~huchi~

"My husband is back from grocery shopping?"

Li Banfeng didn't know how to answer.

He saw the singing girl flower standing by the wall, and he really couldn't feed her to his wife.

But all she has left is her spirituality, and her soul has been eaten. Does the lady still care about her?

At the moment of embarrassment, I suddenly heard my wife ask: "My lord, who hurt you like this?"

There it is again.

Has the lady lost her memory?

Have you forgotten what just happened?

I can't answer casually this time.

I said that I had been injured by a ruthless man. When my wife asked who the ruthless man was, she would probably think of Granny Ku again and she would go crazy.

You have to try your best to distract the lady's attention so that she doesn't think about Granny Ku.

"They were a few thieves. There were many of them. I was outnumbered and was injured."

"What kind of thieves?" The lady was very angry, "Are they traveling cultivators? If they are traveling cultivators, take them home and I will kill them. Hahahaha, kill them!"

Li Banfeng shook his head and said, "I'm not a traveling cultivator."

"If you're not a traveling cultivator, take them home. If you hurt my husband, you'll die. I'll kill them all too, little slave! Hahahahaha!"

The lady is still not normal.

Li Banfeng agreed: "Yes, kill them all. Are you tired, madam? If you are, just take a rest."

Huchi~

The record player yawned.

"Not to mention, I'm a little tired. My husband will go find those thieves later. Let me rest for a while."

While the lady was still asleep, Li Banfeng took out the old teapot and said to the lady, "Now that I am a fourth-floor house builder, the seal of this magic weapon should be unlocked."

"Hey~ This teapot is too high-level. I'm afraid it will be detrimental to my husband if I untie it now."

"My wife is too cautious. Zhong Desong was only on the second floor back then, so he has been using it."

"He is an ascetic monk. He can bear the torture of this teapot. It doesn't matter. Please bring the teapot to your husband. I'll say a few words to him first."

Li Banfeng brought the teapot to the record player. Although he had the skills to understand spiritual sounds, the two of them spoke too fast. Li Banfeng did not hear clearly. He only saw the records spinning continuously on the tray, and dense sounds came from the speakers from time to time. The sound of gongs and drums.

The lady is threatening the teapot, and the two are probably discussing the cost.

After waiting for more than five minutes, the lady exhaled a breath of steam: "The matter has been discussed, and the capital of the magic weapon is still needed after all.

In the past, his capital was too high, and he had to scald the owner every time he used it. But now that the cost has changed, he just asked his husband to take a hot bath. "

Li Banfeng looked at the teapot: "Aren't they all the same?"

"Don't worry, my husband. The bath water won't be too hot, and he won't hurt my husband."

Use a magic weapon once and you can take a free bath. How can it be so cheap?

Li Banfeng was very suspicious of the teapot's motives. The lady yawned and said, "Mr. sir, I'm really sleepy, so I'll go to sleep first."

After the wife fell asleep, Li Banfeng took the teapot to the fifth room.

The fifth room is at the end of the third room, which is the room farthest from the record player.

The room was empty. The fifth house had just been opened, and Li Banfeng had not yet purchased any belongings. He held the teapot in his hand and asked, "Do you know Kucai Village?"

The teapot replied: "I know that all the hard work in the world comes from Kucai Village."

Li Banfeng frowned and said, "Aren't all the cultivators in the world made from medicine powder sold by a salesman?"

"Hehe, that's not necessarily the case. In addition to salesmen, there are many sources of medicinal powder. Rich families have a lot of medicinal powders for literary and martial arts cultivators. This is not bought from salesmen."

Ma Wu did say that all the big families had medicinal powder, but they didn't buy it from the dealer. Where did it come from?

"I don't know anything about wealthy people, but the medicinal powder used for self-cultivation comes from Kucai Village.

Kucaizhuang has no borders and borders all parts of Puluo Prefecture. Anyone who wants to come can come and live in Kucaizhuang’s food restaurant for three days. If you can endure this misery, Granny Ku will The medicinal powder was given to them, and they entered the Taoist sect from then on. "

"Anyone who comes here will take medicine? Don't you need to accumulate fortune?"

"Buchicai Village is a special place. If you stay here for three days, you will have a lot of luck."

"Is it similar to San Toucha?"

"It's too far away. You can't go to San Toucha. The things saved there may not be destiny.

Housheng, you just asked about Granny Ku, could it be that you have already arrived at Kucai Village? "

Li Banfeng did not deny it: "I am in Kucaizhuang now and can't get out. Granny Ku won't let me go and said she wants to temper me."

"Since she won't let you go, you can stay in the village for a while. We don't even have a month sign in this house. I don't know what month it is. Anyway, she can stay for up to three months a year. Wait until she leaves. , just leave again,

Don't argue with her, let alone fight with her. You are no match for her. Even a thousand of you or ten thousand of you are no match for her. "

One thousand, ten thousand...

Too exaggerated?

What level of character is she?

Can the earth god control her?

"My wife said she is not the Earth God of Kucai Village, then who is the Earth God of Kucai Village?"

"There used to be a local god in Kucai Village, but now there is no more.

In addition, don't compare the Earth God and Ku Po Po, they are not worthy. "

Even the earth gods are not worthy?

"What level of cultivation is Granny Ku?"

Teapot coughed twice and said: "Young man, I am your magic weapon. I will not hesitate when I go into battle, but I have my own nature. I don't want to be someone else's slave.

If you think highly of me, we can be friends forever. You call me brother, and I call you brother.

If you look down on me, just call me "old man" and I won't fail to perform my duties.

I don’t remember many things. I will tell you whatever I can tell you.

I have forgotten most of the things about Granny Ku, so don’t ask about the things I have forgotten. "

Although Li Banfeng still doesn't trust the teapot, he agrees with the attitude of equal treatment.

"Brother, I won't ask any more questions about Granny Ku. Please say a few more words about Kucaizhuang. I will stay here for more than two months. What do I need to pay attention to during these two months? "

"You must remember three rules. The first rule is suffering. In Kucai Village, you have to endure the suffering. Don't even think about enjoying happiness here.

Don't drink, don't smoke, don't think about eating well, don't think about sleeping with girls,

Your house is a bit special. It’s okay to have fun with your ladies in this house. But when you leave this house, you must abide by the rules in the village.

After leaving Kucai Village, there is a lot of fun waiting for you outside. Don’t miss the important event just because of your greed for pleasure. "

"What will happen if we miss something big?"

"If I remember correctly, there are only two consequences for those who break the rules in Kucai Village. Those who Granny Ku does not want to keep will be kicked out of the village, and those who Granny Ku wants to keep will be sent to the new land.

Brother, I don’t know much about your affairs outside, but I guess you should have been to Xindi, and you should also know how dangerous Xindi is.

The new land of Kucaizhuang is particularly dangerous. If you are sent to the new land by Granny Ku, she will not allow you to return to Kucaizhuang. I am afraid you will have to stay in the new land for the rest of your life. Which is more serious or less important? You decide for yourself. "

Go to the new land!

It’s great to go to Xinchi!

Then I can walk back to Lanyang Village.

While he was thinking about it, he suddenly heard the teapot speak again: "The second rule is don't ask about the origin. In Zhuangzi, don't ask about anyone's origin, not even their name. This is an established rule."

"What happens if you break this rule?"

"It won't matter, it's just that you will be disliked by others. When you come to Kucai Village, you are the ones who suffer. Your status outside has nothing to do with what happens in the village.

The third rule is not to kill anyone. In Kucai Village, even Granny Ku herself doesn’t kill anyone.

This rule must not be broken. When I first went to Kucaizhuang, two people got into a fight over food. One died and the other disappeared that night.

No one knows where he went, and no one knows whether he is dead or alive. This is the result of killing people in Kucaizhuang. "

No wonder Li Banfeng felt that there was great danger when he wanted to kill Chu Er.

This also reminded Li Banfeng that he was going to cause trouble in Kucaizhuang, but he must not cause any deaths.

But this is also a good thing. If Li Banfeng causes trouble here, Granny Ku will not kill him.

The old teapot continued: "As long as you don't violate these three rules, I don't care about other things."

Li Banfeng asked the teapot: "It's rare to revisit an old place. Do you want to go back and see it?"

"Brother, I still say the same thing. If you want to fight in Kucai Village, I will never be vague when it's time to take action.

If you don't want to fight, it's best not to let me go to Kucai Village or set foot there again. "

He has a deep resentment towards Kucaizhuang.

Li Banfeng put away the teapot and went to sleep in the main room.

The teapot is different from other magic weapons.

He seems to have something more than other magic weapons.

…

The next morning, Li Banfeng walked out of his bedroom, collected the keys, and saw Chu Er lying on the wall looking around.

Li Banfeng walked up behind him and shouted, "What are you looking at!"

Chu Eryi trembled and fell heavily from the wall: "What are you doing, do you want to scare people to death?"

Li Banfeng asked: "Sneaky, what are you doing lying on the wall?"

"Aren't I looking for you? Who knows where you went all morning. Tomorrow is a day for freeloading. Come with me quickly. Don't wait for the bitter mother-in-law to come and beat you again."

After leaving the door, Li Banfeng asked as he walked: "What does freeloading mean?"

"Everyone in the village will go to the restaurant together tomorrow to eat for free."

Is there such a good thing?

"Still eating steamed buns?"

Chu Er smiled bitterly: "It would be nice to have steamed buns. If you go to a white restaurant, you have to eat rice."

"Isn't rice better than steamed buns?"

"You'll know when you go."

"Dinner is tomorrow, let's leave today? Isn't it too early?"

"There is only one free restaurant in the entire Buccaizhuang. I can only get in if I live far away. Those who live far away have to leave three days in advance."

The entire Kucaizhuang eats in one place. How big of a restaurant is this?

Li Banfeng followed Chu Er for a day and a night. In fact, Baishi Restaurant wasn't that far away, just over eighty miles away.

But Chu Er was not a traveling cultivator, so it was impossible for him to walk as fast as Li Banfeng. Moreover, the road was not easy to walk, and the wind and sand were extremely strong. By the time he reached the restaurant, it was almost dawn.

The entire Buccaizhuang crowd gathered in front of the restaurant, waiting for their meal to begin.

The so-called white restaurant is not a big restaurant, just a big earthen house, which can barely fit seven or eight large tables.

Can this house the entire Kucai Village?

It can really be installed.

Li Banfeng roughly counted and found that there were only more than sixty people in front of the restaurant.

"There are still a lot of people who haven't come, right?"

Chu Er looked around: "Almost everyone is here."

"There are only so many people in Kucai Village?"

"It's quite a lot. There aren't many people who practice hard, and even less people are willing to go back to Kucaizhuang to practice. Anyone who has a certain level will come here if they have nothing to do."

At seven o'clock in the morning, the restaurant opened for dinner, and the cook served each person a bowl of rice, and the side dishes were bitter vegetables from Kucaizhuang.

Li Banfeng took a mouthful of white rice, chewed it twice, and carefully tasted the ratio of sand to rice.

Fifty percent sand, fifty percent rice?

No, it feels like there is more sand.

Li Banfeng wanted to vomit, but Chu Er quickly stopped him: "Don't vomit. If you vomit, you will be beaten."

Li Banfeng swallowed the rice and put the bowl on the ground: "I'm full."

Chu Er shook his head and said, "You can't leave any of them behind. If you are left behind, you will be beaten!"

The uncle who was cooking was looking towards this side with anger in his eyes.

Li Banfeng put the bowl down anyway.

Chu Er was frightened: "Don't cause trouble, the cook is coming."

"He just wants to hit me, right?" Li Banfeng stood up, "Easy, I'll fight him!"

It’s not that I can’t bear the pain, it’s that I can’t bear the anger.

Good rice, what kind of sand do you mix with it?

There is a lot of food piled up in the open space behind the restaurant. There are not many people in Kucai Village, and the food is obviously enough to eat, so why do you want to waste people like this?

The uncle who cooked the rice walked angrily towards this side, took two steps, and then stepped back angrily.

Li Banfeng was ready to take action, and was wondering why the cook didn't come over.

Chu Er lowered his head to eat, not daring to say a word.

There seems to be an extra person around.

Li Banfeng looked back and saw Granny Ku behind him.

In the restaurant, everyone lowered their heads and did not dare to move.

They knew who was coming, and they knew that Li Banfeng was going to be in trouble.

Granny Ku looked at Li Banfeng and said calmly: "If you don't eat even if you have food, I think you still haven't exercised enough."

Looks like I'm going to get beaten again.

But even if he was beaten, Li Banfeng would not eat the bowl of rice.

Mixing good rice with sand is deliberately disgusting!

Seeing how stubborn Li Banfeng was, Granny Ku did not beat him.

She took out a bitter vegetable from her pocket and said, "After all, you are a person who cannot bear hardship. If you don't want to eat, just eat a bitter vegetable."

Chu Er squatted on the ground and pulled Li Banfeng's trousers.

Master Qi, I beg you to eat it, but don’t seek death again.

PS: Why do you have to force him to eat vegetables?