Live: My Ocean Ranch
Chapter 73
Jiangnan never thought that his unkempt appearance would cause such a big reaction.
Perhaps there are really no handsome guys in the entertainment industry now, which leads to the fact that the audience can't hold back their excitement when they see an ordinary passerby.
Looking back at the past, handsome guys such as Gu Tianle, Zhang Weijian, Yan Yikuan, Huo Jianhua, and Hu Ge emerged in an endless stream, and each had their own characteristics, which was simply a fight between gods.
Now, except for a few, the entertainment industry is basically full of ugly men, or greasy men and sissy men, whose key business capabilities are not strong, and their acting skills are even worse, a typical group of demons dancing.
In the past, appearance was not a capital for showing off.
Now, a certain female star can immediately become a hot search without makeup in a variety show.
The aesthetic gap is so big that the audience would rather watch the handsome guy Jiangnan in the live broadcast room than watch TV dramas.
Jiangnan washes very quickly, just rinses his face with water and brushes his teeth, without applying any additional skin care products.
"Thank you, thank you!"
Bird Jianqiang landed on Jiangnan's shoulder at some point, looked at Jiangnan enthusiastically, and gently rubbed Jiangnan's cheek with his little head.
It was thanking Jiangnan for the bird nest box he gave.
"Is your new home comfortable?"
Jiangnan asked while wiping his face.
"Comfortable!"
Bird Jianqiang nodded heavily.
After seeing that Jiangnan had washed up, he continued: "Follow me! To thank you, I'll show you something good!"
Good things?
What good things can a bird of paradise have?
Although he thought so in his heart, Jiangnan still said: "Lead the way!"
Soon, under the leadership of Bird Jianqiang, Jiangnan passed through villas and finally came to the basketball court in the entertainment facilities.
This is an open-air basketball court, which is very professionally built and uses plastic floor.
It is not only environmentally friendly and pollution-free, but also easy to clean, and more convenient for daily maintenance.
There are several beverage boxes around the basketball court.
If tourists are tired of playing basketball, they can drink water to replenish energy anytime and anywhere.
In addition, a high stand is set up next to the basketball court. Sitting on it, you can clearly see the basketball court, look into the distance, and see the sunset falling from this angle.
Whether it is watching basketball or watching the sunset, this is the best position.
It’s just that the back of the stand is empty, which is a bit out of tune with the luxurious basketball court.
Jiangnan only took a look and decided to paint some portraits of basketball stars on the back wall.
Not only does it fit the theme of the basketball court, the wall painting can also attract more tourists.
Jiangnan was planning the wall painting here, and suddenly...
A pheasant appeared in sight.
The pheasant's feathers were white and shiny, even its claws were white, its facial skin and the drooping flesh on both sides were bright red, and there were two tufts of white feathers on both sides of the ear feathers extending backwards, which made it look more charming. Its eyes were sharp and intimidating, and it swayed when it walked, looking like no one could look down on it.
This reminded Jiangnan of the lines in the classic sketch "Planning" by Uncle Benshan and Teacher Song Dandan: Egg-laying rooster, fighting rooster among roosters, yeah!
The pheasant did not notice Jiangnan, and walked slowly towards the corner where the basketball was placed.
Then, it hit the basketball with its body and rolled it hard on the basketball court.
Finally, it played with itself.
Sometimes it kept kicking the basketball with its two claws to make it roll quickly.
Sometimes it flapped its wings and jumped onto the basketball.
Although it was impossible to shoot with its strength, it still had a lot of fun.
It must come to the basketball court often to play basketball and is familiar with everything here.
The first ray of sunlight in the morning shone down, shining on its body, which looked magnificent.
Beautiful!
Jiangnan found a place to sit down and admired this dreamy pheasant carefully.
Bang!
As soon as he sat down, he heard a sound.
Maybe because of too much force, the basketball directly hit the iron net on the side. The pheasant hurriedly flew up again and used its body to hit the basketball hard again. With the help of the rebound of inertia and its own strength, it happened to go into the basket.
"Fuck!"
Jiangnan almost spit out.
The audience in the live broadcast room were stunned when they saw this scene.
Especially the audience who likes to play basketball, the corners of their mouths twitched violently.
A chicken can actually play basketball?
It even won
!
From now on, if I can't score a goal when I play basketball with my brothers, won't I be worse than a chicken?
"Brother Honglei, come here, I have a chicken!"
"If you don't understand, just ask, what is this joke!"
"In "Go Fighting", the production team put a chicken in Xiao Mian Yang's room. Xiao Yang called out to Brother Honglei, one said it was an animal, the other thought it was a profession."
"Dongfang Xiang: Is this the legendary Kanglong Buhui whirlwind slam dunk?"
"Yuan Daying: Come to our Pili Fenghuo Wolf Team, you know that NBA players are not worthy of coming to us."
"Chicken! Basketball! When these two are combined, I seem to think of something?"
"This chicken has been practicing for two and a half years!"
"Play well, I will reward you with a middle part and suspenders!"
"Hey, what are you doing!"
"Little black guys, the live broadcast room is full of little black guys, then I tell you, you are jealous, do you have my brother's beautiful face? My brother has won many awards and is versatile, don't eat sour grapes."
"The guy above, if I hadn't seen your avatar, I would have almost believed it!"
"It's true that you are too lenient to win awards. A song written entirely in English won a Chinese award. I'm so amused!"
"Can you please stop talking? I beg you to let her go. It's been so long."
"Her? This damn detail! I almost scolded my allies!"
"The knife has been inserted. Be careful in your next life!"
"I knew the live broadcast room was full of allies!"
"Our national basketball team needs this chicken!"
"No, the football team needs it more!"
"That makes sense. This chicken is so accurate that it can definitely lead the football team into the World Cup."
"Impossible! Absolutely impossible! The purpose of our national football team is not to drop to the bottom of the world's rankings. We will never give up. Even if Messi helps, the result will be the same!"
"The national football team is not kicking a ball, but a sea cucumber!"
At this moment, the barrage in the live broadcast room is as lively as it can be.
Jiangnan glanced at the public screen and said with a smile: "This is not an ordinary pheasant, but a white-feathered pheasant!"
"White-feathered pheasant? What the hell?"
"Isn't it that the island owner made it up?"
"If the feathers are white, it's called a white-feathered pheasant. If the feathers are black, it's called a black-feathered pheasant."
"If the feathers are striped, it's called a bib pheasant!"
"No matter what kind of chicken it is, this chicken is really beautiful! I can't help but want to give it a song. Brothers, what song should you sing!"
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