Live: My Ocean Ranch
Chapter 212
The first time, the first time, the second time.
Wow!
Just when the audience in the live broadcast room drove again inadvertently, a black shadow quietly walked out of the shop behind them.
The black monkey king Baicao Shuang was the first to discover it, scratching his ears and cheeks anxiously, baring his teeth and shouting.
Jiangnan also noticed it and turned his head to look.
Just in time, a black shadow jumped out of the broken glass window on the second floor.
It was agile and easily grabbed the branches of the big tree outside, and then rushed into the depths of the forest.
Jiangnan frowned slightly: "Why is it wearing human clothes?"
Yes, the black shadow was wearing human clothes!
The lower body was jeans and the upper body was a denim jacket, just like a real person.
But it didn't wear shoes.
Because it was dark and the shadow was moving too fast, Jiangnan could only see its costume.
The Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang was anxious and gestured quickly: That's it! That's it! It's the mountain ghost!
The two female monkeys around him also nodded continuously, like sleepy bugs.
Before Jiangnan could react, the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang, who was getting more and more frustrated, had already stood up and chased after the shadow.
No one would be able to swallow their anger when they meet someone who cheated on them.
Even Wu Dalang, who was a three-inch nail and a dry tree bark, couldn't stand it, let alone the arrogant Monkey King!
Snap!
Jiangnan grabbed the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang's neck with a backhand, and said, "I'll help you catch it, you stay!"
The reason why he made this decision suddenly was because Jiangnan knew that the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang was no match for the other party.
If a fight really breaks out, maybe the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang will be beaten like Wu Dalang, vomiting blood on the spot, and finally can only lie on the bed and let Pan Jinlian feed him medicine.
The Black Monkey King shook his head decisively to refuse.
He must do this kind of thing himself!
"Trust me, I will catch it back!"
Jiangnan patted the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang on the shoulder and promised solemnly.
Just as he was about to chase, he suddenly thought of something, stopped where he was, and said to the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang: "Wait for me!"
Before he finished speaking, he had already entered the store in front of him.
When he came out again, he had a duckbill cap in his hand.
This hat is the ice silkworm sun hat rewarded by the system.
Jiangnan can design the style, size, color, etc. by himself. Since he has never used it, he simply gave it to the Black Monkey King Baicao Shuang.
"I will help you catch mountain ghosts, and you will help me sweep the floor. As a reward, I will give you this hat. I hope you like it."
As he spoke, Jiangnan had already put the cap on the head of the Black Monkey King Baicaoshuang.
The Black Monkey King Baicaoshuang glanced at the color of the cap and took it off with his backhand.
If he didn't want to embarrass Jiangnan, he would probably throw it under his feet and kick it hard.
"Hahaha, the island master is good, the color of this hat is very suitable for the occasion!"
"These days, even monkeys don't like green hats!"
"I have to say that the black monkey king Baicaoshuang is really smart. He actually understands the meaning of a green hat!"
"Director, Baicaoshuang doesn't want this hat, but I do! No matter how expensive it is, I'll buy it! I must buy it for a good brother of mine. I have already asked him to eat more spinach, green vegetables, celery and other vegetables, and also asked him to drink more green tea, but he still doesn't understand. It seems that I can only make it clear!"
"I want this hat too! I won't pretend anymore, I'm going to show my cards, I've been cuckolded! I came home from a business trip for three months and told my wife a joke. As a result, my wife didn't laugh, but the person under the bed laughed!"
"Upstairs, you have to be strong! If you want to live a decent life, you have to have some green on your head!"
"Cuckold your uncle! It's okay if the person under the bed laughs , and the key point is that there was laughter in the closet, and finally someone laughed out loud behind the curtain. My mentality collapsed! "
"I'll teach you a trick. Wear this hat and go to your mother-in-law's house. Do nothing every day. Just wear this hat in their house, in the corridor, and in the community. It's better to go to your wife's workplace and let everyone know what she did, isolate her, exclude her, and disgust her!"
"Fuck! This trick is cruel enough! This is the real killing invisibly!"
"I suddenly remembered a news I saw before. A girl gave birth to twins, but neither of the twins was like the father, and the twins were not blood-related. The doctor said that a woman must do unspeakable things with two men or even more men in just a few minutes to have this situation!"
"What is this? There is a
A man had two daughters and one son, and raised them all up, only to find out that none of them were his children. When he questioned his wife, she actually said: There were too many people at the time, and I don’t know whose children each one is! "
While the tourists in the live broadcast room were chatting, Jiangnan had already gone to chase the black shadow.
Jiangnan was as light as a swallow, and even more so as the wind.
When running, it seemed as if he was flying close to the grass.
Even the black monkey king Baicaoshuang opened his mouth in shock when he saw this scene.
It felt that even if it was agile, it would be difficult to catch up with Jiangnan.
Soon, the audience in the live broadcast room were frightened by Jiangnan's speed.
"Fuck! The island owner is possessed by Liu Xiang!"
"With this speed, did the island owner drink Pulse?"
"It turns out that there is really a light skill called flying on the grass! I knew that Mr. Jin Yong would not write nonsense!"
"Island owner be careful, there is a big tree in front! Don't hit it! ”
“The island owner, turn quickly, or you will become the pig that hits the tree in Uncle Benshan’s skit!”
In the camera, Jiangnan kept speeding up.
The drone followed closely, and the picture remained clear.
Any wind and grass movement can be seen clearly.
Because Jiangnan ran too fast, the island owner could not find many obstacles until he ran in front of him.
Not long after running, a big tree appeared in front of him without any sign.
The distance was less than two meters. The audience in the live broadcast room discovered it immediately.
They anxiously reminded in the barrage, but Jiangnan now had no time to watch.
Some people covered their eyes with their hands, unable to bear to watch anymore.
Because they felt In two seconds, Jiangnan will definitely not be able to stop the car, and will hit the trunk of the tree hard, causing a bleeding head or a concussion.
Just when the audience in the live broadcast room was very nervous, Jiangnan moved his right foot, exerted force suddenly, and rushed towards the tree in front of him without dodging.
He took advantage of the force, jumped up, and stepped lightly on the tree trunk to jump onto the tree.
Then, he reached out and grabbed a branch, exerted force on his waist, swung his body, and quickly let go, and his body flew directly in the air.
Finally, he grabbed another branch of a big tree again and repeated the previous action.
Just like a monkey swinging on a tree.
The whole action was done in one go, without any drag, quite cool.
Not only pleasing to the eye, but also like eating Dove chocolate, especially smooth.
Jiangnan even did some difficult actions when his body was in mid-air.
For example, a 360-degree rotation.
In short, there was no buffer at all.
As the island owner continued to go deeper into the forest, the ground under his feet became more and more difficult to walk, so Jiangnan could only resort to this last resort.
This series of actions was too smooth, and those who didn't know would think they were filming a movie.
Even if they were hanging on the wire, many Ming Stars don't dare to do this.
Because if you are not careful, if you hit a tree or roll to the ground, your face is likely to be injured.
Although many stars nowadays are not very good-looking, and they can't be compared with the previous Zunlong, Tianle, Dehua, Leon Lai, Zhang Guorong, Zhang Weijian, Jiao Enjun, etc., they really rely on their faces to make a living.
After all, they have no acting skills and no works!
To be precise, they don't dare to come to the scene in person to hang wires, and more rely on stand-ins to complete.
If it doesn't work, there are still cutouts and face-changing!
"Island owner, why don't you change your name to Jiang Xiu! This is too damn good!"
"My scalp is numb now."
"I have goose bumps all over my body!"
"Mom, come and see, there are really people who can fly!"
"Even the real parkour masters don't dare to do it so late!"
"Island owner, I won't say anything, I will be your little licker in the future! ”
“Tell me the truth, where do you want to lick the island owner?”
“From here, we can see that the island owner has a very strong waist. Whoever becomes his girlfriend in the future will be really happy!”
The audience in the live broadcast room was completely conquered by Jiangnan’s series of smooth movements.
The kind of prostration!
It’s just short of kneeling down to sing “Conquer”!
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