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The old man found that his third leg was blue one day, and he thought he was an alien. Later, he went to the hospital for a check-up. He tried all kinds of equipment, but couldn't find the cause. Finally, the doctor had no choice but to remove a small piece of it and tested it. The conclusion was: the old man's underwear faded!"

"There was a young man who could control the blood in his body. He could vomit blood anytime and anywhere without being hurt. Later, he found that his gums were bleeding!"

"An eight-year-old boy was possessed by a zombie. Every time he entered school, his body would stiffen and jump uncontrollably. He found countless Taoist priests and witches to exorcise the ghosts, but it was useless. After observation, it was found that he didn't want to go to school and pretended to be so!"

"A peaceful and peaceful village , every night there would be strange noises, causing the villagers to be terrified and panic. During the visit, it was found that a fat man in the village snored at night! "

"Every night, there would always be creepy noises coming from the building. The residents thought it was haunted and suspected that a murder had occurred in the community. The police found that a catfish fell into the septic tank!"

"One day when Grandpa Yang went to the ground, he suddenly heard a loud rumbling sound, and then a mysterious blue ice cube fell from the sky. He thought it was a meteorite from outer space, and licked it. As a result, he found that his waist and legs were no longer sore, so he invited all the villagers to lick it. Finally, he found that it was the processed holy water on the plane!"

The news on TV was getting more and more outrageous, but it really happened.

The audience in the live broadcast room laughed so hard that they were out of breath.

"I love these news so much that I won't get tired of reading them all night!"

"Hahahaha, I can't take it anymore. My neck hurts from laughing."

"I also read a news story about a woman who dug up a thousand-year-old ginseng in the ground. The ginseng was thick and a bit mushroomy. Reporters rushed over and found that it was a certain cup!"

"When I was in my hometown, I also encountered a strange thing. At that time, the lights in the old man's house next door always suddenly turned on in the middle of the night. I thought it was haunted. The old man was scared and was hospitalized. Many reporters came but couldn't give a reasonable explanation. It happened that my father was an electrician. He went over and found that the screws of the switch were loose."

"The old man is so pitiful, but why can't I help laughing, hahaha!"

The live broadcast room became lively, and the audience also talked about the strange news they had encountered or seen.

Soon, the news on TV was over and turned into advertisements.

Kangaroo Gangzi was quick-witted and picked up the remote control and switched to the boxing match channel as soon as possible.

Seeing Gangzi who loves boxing so much, Jiangnan, who is no longer sleepy, hooks his finger at him, smiles and says: "Gangzi, let's go to the yard to spar. It's boring to just watch!"

Swoosh!

As soon as the voice fell, the kangaroo Gangzi rushed into the yard at the fastest speed as if he had been injected with stimulants.

The claws of the two front legs were clenched, and his eyes were fixed on Jiangnan, and he couldn't wait to fight with him.

"Good guy! Fighting! So sudden?"

"To be honest, I have been looking forward to the island owner and Gangzi fighting!"

"Come on, island owner, fight for our human race!"

"If you can't even beat Gangzi, then you will be worse than kangaroos in the future!"

"What's the matter? My ex-boyfriend doesn't eat as much as a pig, and he doesn't run as fast as a dog. He is a typical pig and dog!"

"Gangzi is so big, can the island owner do it?"

The audience in the live broadcast room was instantly mobilized, and each one was more excited than the other.

Who doesn't like to watch an exciting boxing match?

What's more, it's between different species!

"Men, at any time, you can't say no!"

Jiangnan stood up confidently, walked slowly outside, and said: "Although kangaroos look very fierce, they can jump up to four meters and as far as thirteen meters, but don't forget where we are, this is Australia!"

"In Australia, kangaroos are younger brothers!"

"Here, anyone dares to beat kangaroos, and even kills kangaroos and eats kangaroo meat."

"In the supermarkets here, kangaroo meat can be seen everywhere, and there is an advertising slogan: eating kangaroo meat is good for the body and the environment."

"In fact, kangaroo meat is not delicious at all. It is not only hard, but also has a strong fishy smell. We Chinese people can't accept it."

"The reason for such publicity is nothing more than because kangaroos are too rampant here, and the government hopes that people can hunt kangaroos spontaneously."

Jiangnan's words resonated with many viewers.

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What the island owner said is correct. Bears are scary, right? But aren't they pets in the fighting nation? "

"Pandas are national treasures, right? In our Bashu, every family rides them when traveling!"

"At least in supermarkets there, kangaroo meat is genuine, unlike here, where a lot of meat is fake."

"Aren't many foods added with a lot of things, and they are also called exclusive for Chinese people? As a result, after investigation, it was found that the ones people bought abroad don't have so many additives, only our Chinese have them."

"Haitian: Just read my name!"

"Not only Haitian, there are many other things, but they have not been exposed!"

"Please ask the super manager to open the bets, I want to bet on Gangzi to win!"

"I bet on the island owner to win, and knock Gangzi down in three minutes! ”

The audience in the live broadcast room were eager to shout, and the atmosphere was particularly warm. Those who didn’t know thought they had really come to a hot boxing arena.

The management was also very sensible and opened the bets for the audience in the live broadcast room to have fun.

The betting in the live broadcast room does not involve gambling, but just allows the audience to bet on the free tiger food they have accumulated. If they are lucky, they can make more money.

However, the truly wealthy local tyrants don’t care about these bets at all. They just say: The island owner will defeat Gangzi within a few minutes, and the rocket will be arranged immediately!

In the eyes of the rich, money is not money at all, but a source of fun for themselves!

Some stars’ breakfast milk is not air-shipped from abroad Luckily, it's just an ordinary breakfast, but it's said to cost hundreds of thousands!

The boxing match between Jiangnan and Kangaroo Gangzi attracted much attention, not only attracting all the viewers in the live broadcast room, but also some animals.

Green turtle Dalang, little sea seal 404, short-tailed kangaroos happy and lazy, they lie on the steps, eagerly expecting.

A family of ten sugar quolls got out of the tree box, jumped onto the table one after another, and found the most suitable viewing position.

Even the golden koi in the big tank kept jumping out of the water, wanting to see it.

Facts have proved that both humans and animals like to watch the excitement.

"Come on!"

Jiangnan walked in front of Gangzi, made a "please" gesture, and twisted his wrist to move his hand joints to prevent cramps later.

Since the audience is so enthusiastic, he will not deliberately delay time.

Kangaroo Gangzi couldn't hold back, and actually jumped behind Jiangnan and came up with a set of combination punches.

"Fuck! It's unethical!

Jiangnan hurriedly dodged and shouted: "I'm not ready yet, and you want to sneak attack a young man in his twenties like me!"

"Snap, it was very fast!"

"It's unethical, I advise you to take care of yourself!"