Little Life on An American Ranch

After eating at noon, Jian Heng and Damai Mai returned to the exercise room after a short rest. Barley and Wheat are preparing for the so-called meditation class of the old man, while Jian Heng is going to join in the fun. If the plane was there, Jian Heng would go to fly. Unfortunately, the plane is currently being maintained in the club, and it will take two or three days to fly it to the sky. Jian Heng wanted to take a nap but couldn't sleep, so he had to come along Join in the fun.

Pushing open the door of the exercise room, Jian Heng found that almost all the students were already in the exercise room. Everyone had a yoga mat under their buttocks, and they were all lying on the mat and humming.

The soul who was trained in the morning went out of the body. At noon, except for the elf prince, everyone else filled their stomachs with oil. Now I feel like I want to sleep, but the bone and muscle pain throughout the year makes people unable to sleep. I want to open my eyes. Sleepy again.

So a group of people lay on the yoga mat and hummed, feeling pain and joy.

In fact, this is what fitness is all about. After finding it hard, you can get both spiritual and physical pleasure.

The three of Jian Heng directly took the yoga mat and placed it at the end, and sat cross-legged on the mat.

Hey, Ashley, why didn't you react at all? A new little girl was acquainted, and she thought she was a friend after chatting with anyone. To see the right eye.

Mai Mai smiled and said, We have a dedicated masseur!

After finishing speaking, he pointed at Jian Heng with interest.

Upon hearing this, the little girl looked at Jian Heng eagerly and said, Can you press it for me?

Jian Heng raised his hand, made a quiet gesture, closed his eyes slightly, and began to pretend to enter the state of trance.

I really don't want to answer the little girl's question, but when I think about massage, I can't help but feel a little bit wrong. Fortunately, Jian Heng read a few thoughts in time and then returned to human beings, and did not fall into the realm of beasts.

Jian Heng originally pretended to be pretending, but after a while, he really entered the state of samadhi with no other thoughts, and his spirit was sedated, but his ears became much more sensitive all of a sudden, and the movements in the whole exercise room seemed to be into the ears.

Is this useful?

Jian Heng heard a familiar voice, Evan Zhou, that is, the banana man.

After he finished asking, he said again: I think this thing is a bit pretentious, and many so-called secret arts in China are just deceptions.

You haven't taken his class? Another familiar voice asked back.

No, last time I was sick. Evan made an excuse and said, in fact, he was there, but he wanted to sever all ties with China.

Then you will know it this time. Another voice seemed a little impatient, and it seemed that the speaker was quite annoying.

It's a pity that this person didn't know it, and said: This is too perfunctory. You can earn hundreds of dollars just by sitting for a few hours....

At this time, another voice sounded: If you don't like it, then don't use it.

Only then did Evan shut his mouth.

This side closed his mouth, and Jian Heng heard the whispered conversation between the elf prince and Branca again. It was also a question, but the elf king was looking forward to it, as if he really wanted to experience Bran. The feeling that the whole soul seems to be cleansed is what Ka said.

Just as everyone was discussing, Mr. Yao opened the door and walked in.

uh-huh!

After entering, seeing everyone whispering like a swarm of flies, he immediately coughed twice.

Having stayed here before, people like Blanca, Da Mai and Mai immediately straightened their bodies, clasped their hands together and said to Mr. Yao, Master Yao!

These three words were quite correct when they came out of Damaimai's mouth, but Blanca's pronunciation was as weird as the previous two sisters'.

Pronunciation belongs to pronunciation, I have to say that the old man is humming, coupled with the cooperation of Blanca and barley and wheat, and the old man's outfit today, it makes people feel that this class is quite good at first glance. It has the 'mystery' of oriental culture.

The old man wears a white lotus crown on his hair in a bun, and wears an ivory Taoist robe without any decorations. His feet are cloth socks and cloud sandals, giving people a sense of detachment from the world, like a fairy a feeling of.

This is Jian Heng's experience, as for other foreigners, Jian Heng doesn't know, because the difference in literature and goods may make people feel differently about the same thing.

Thinking of this, Jian Heng turned his head and found that a group of foreigners looked like curious babies, looking at Mr. Yao in Taoist robes.

To say that the Taoist robe worn by Mr. Yao is not a Taoist robe. Let’s put it this way, it is lighter than ordinary Taoist robes, and it is also easy to wear. It can be regarded as an improved version of the Taoist robe, and it can also be called an improved version of Hanfu. It is not only easy to wear, but also comfortable to wear. , unlike many modern clothes that bind people, this thing has a sense of freedom when worn on the body.

Why do you know for Jian Heng, because Jian Heng has worn it, now when I see the old man's outfit, I can't help but think of the comfort when wearing this kind of clothes, so I decided to stuff myself in the space when I go home The few pieces I took out were worn.

Seeing that most of the group of people were lying on the yoga mat, the old man opened his mouth and asked Jian Heng: What's going on?

Jian Heng smiled and talked about what happened in the morning.

Upon hearing this, Master Yao immediately waved to Jian Heng, motioning to follow him outside.

Jian Heng quickly stood up from the yoga mat, and followed Mr. Yao outside.

Once outside the door, Mr. Yao whispered in Chinese: Aren't you looking for trouble for me? You can see that they all look like bears, and they are already half-disabled by you. How can we let them enter samadhi?

Don't you know how to hypnotize?

The old man Yao said: As long as they look like they are sore all over, what is the best way to do it? Quickly, light up your incense. I remember that when you are coming, someone will give you an incense burner from the Ming Dynasty and take it out together for use. !

So you're waiting for me here? Jian Heng knew it as soon as he heard it, and the old man was thinking of his own idea.

Master Yao didn't wait for Jian Heng's answer after he finished speaking, he just lifted the hem of his robe, pushed open the door and walked into the exercise room.

Seeing the door slam shut, Jian Heng said angrily, Forget it, I don't know as much as you, so I'm afraid of you.

After speaking, he turned around and went to 'get' his own space secret incense and the fine copper incense burner from the Ming Dynasty that was given by his family when he came.

When Jian Heng took a tube of incense and an incense burner and returned to the drill room, he found that there were more people in the drill room. These newcomers included Mr. Yao, his master and his apprentice, Feng Sanzhu and Zhao Wei.

Jian Heng didn't say much, he directly put the incense burner in front of Mr. Yao, put the incense on the ground and prepared to leave.

Let's go now? Old Master Yao opened his eyes and said to Jian Heng, speaking in standard English with an authentic New York accent.

Jian Heng stopped in his tracks, and curiously replied, What else is there?

Light the incense for me. It's a great honor. Most people don't have the qualifications before class, Mr. Yao said solemnly.

Jian Heng said: I will bear it! Who let himself recruit him.

Turning around and squatting in front of the incense burner, Jian Heng took out the lighter from his pocket, took out a Ningshen incense stick from the incense tube, and clicked on the lighter.

Without waiting for Jian Heng to bring the fire to the incense head, a gust of 'yin wind' immediately blew out the flame of the lighter.

Is that how you smell incense? Old Master Yao looked at Jian Heng with disdain, as if he was looking at a second idiot who was wearing big floral trousers and hadn't closed the chicken door, walking the bird up to the Golden Temple.

Then what should I do? Jian Heng now understood that the old man might not be looking for faults with himself, but rather 'establishing prestige' or 'establishing rules'.

Many religious ceremonies make people feel sacred, but they are actually made up of many rules. The stricter the rules, the more people will feel a sense of surrender. The means are put together to form a complete image of 'theocracy'.

Hearing what the old man said, Jian Heng respectfully admitted his mistake, and then saw that the old man took out a small wooden stick from his sleeve, and there was obviously a burnt mark on one end of the small wooden stick.

He took the small wooden stick and lit it with a lighter, waited for five seconds and saw Mr. Yao nodded, and then brought the flame on the wooden stick closer to Ningshenxiang.

During the whole process, everyone in the drill room was silent and solemn.

The incense was lit and handed over to Mr. Yao. Mr. Yao inserted the incense into the incense burner with a focused expression. The whole movement carried an indescribable air, allowing everyone present to have a visual enjoyment, as if It is a piece of beautiful history.

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