Little Life on An American Ranch
Chapter four hundred and sixtieth crooked
After hitting Wu Yong, Jian Heng felt as if he felt lighter. He came to the door of the house, stretched himself, and then called Heidou to his side with a whistle.
Just as he prepared the saddle for Black Dou, Daniel landed in front of Jian Heng with a fish in his mouth, and let the fish down after two calls.
Jian Heng stretched out his hand and patted Daniel's head lightly: I'm not in that ravine now, I don't need to hold the fish anymore, I eat fresh ones when I want to eat.
The red-crowned crane has developed a habit in the valley. Every day, it will bring a fish to Jian Heng, and it is especially good at picking fish. It chooses fish that are not too big or small. Fish that weigh more than two catties and three catties are fine if they are released in China. A normal fish plate is placed on it, but the fish eaten by Jian Heng's family is usually not so small, at least six to seven catties is the starting point, and it is not a fish that can live. The big fish eaters are not Jian Heng and Barley and Wheat, but It's Pooh and instant noodles.
Pooh will eat anything as long as it is edible, except that he doesn't have the ability to eat the world with two tigers, he can eat everything.
Instant noodles are a true love for fish. In the past, they were eaten whether they were raw or cooked. Now that life is better, as long as there is cooked fish, they will definitely not eat raw fish, and the taste is the same as Jian Heng’s, like Braised in soy sauce is the favorite like carp, and steamed fish like tilapia are the most favorite, and they are becoming more and more picky.
Daniel didn't know whether he understood Jian Heng's words or didn't understand, he dropped the fish and listened to Jian Heng's nagging, then fluttered his wings and rushed into the sky.
Jian Heng looked at the fish under his feet, picked it up from the ground without even thinking about it, tore off a branch from the nearby branch, peeled off the stamen and left only the skin, and rubbed it twice through the gills of the fish. It went over, pulled it out of the fish's mouth, took two steps, and hung it directly under the porch of his own house.
A small blade was pulled out from the pillar of the porch frame. This small blade was originally inserted on the pillar by Jian Heng casually. The purpose of this small blade was to kill the fish that Daniel brought!
I cut open the belly of the fish with a razor blade, took out all the internal organs of the fish, went to the lake and threw it into the lake, and then washed my hands on the shore of the lake.
After washing his hands and standing up, Jian Heng found that the silver carp had swam to the shore at some point and was spitting bubbles at himself.
I'm in a good mood today. Jian Heng smiled and pulled up his pants, then squatted down again, bent his knuckles, and tapped Yin Li's head lightly.
When the silver carp is happy, it will spit out water bubbles, and the happier it is, the bigger the bubbles will be. Chuan Chuan made a sound like boiling a pot in the water.
Knowing that Yinli was happy, Jian Heng didn't know why Yinli was happy, but when he thought that he was blocked at home by Wu Yong, a jerk, he felt a little aggrieved.
Hey, what do you think I provoked him? I'm not as good as a fish now! Jian Heng sighed.
Who knew that there was a reply at this time: Don't you need to worry if you authorize the cattle and sheep to him?
Jian Heng was suddenly taken aback by the voice, and looked at the silver carp eagerly, thinking it was the one talking, but he quickly realized that when he turned his head, he found that Mai Mai was standing behind him at some point. Now this girl is having fun and foolishly. It seems that she was very happy just now by teasing Jian Heng with her throat held back.
As soon as he stretched out his hand, he hugged Mai Mai by the waist and sat on his lap, and tightly strangled her with both hands: I'll let you skin, I'll let you skin!
It didn't take long for Wheat to be unable to stand the confinement of Jian Heng's power. Although Wheat is stronger than the average man, it is still not enough to stand in front of Jian Heng. There is no way that this is gender anxiety, which is determined by genes.
I surrender, I surrender Xiaomai said happily.
Jian Heng vented his strength, but he didn't let go of Mai Mai. He stretched his hand along Mai Mai's clothes and began to scratch Mai Mai's itch.
Ha ha ha ha!
Scared me, I've become a master of carp, Jian Heng said with a smile.
Mai Mai was more afraid of this, and immediately said to Jian Heng: Speak the business, talk the business!
Jian Heng still didn't let her go, but stopped what he was doing: What's the business?
As he spoke, he even scratched her armpits lightly with his fingers.
Sean and Simon want to come back, said Mai.
Seeing that Jian Heng was a little stunned, Mai had no choice but to explain: Sean Barrett and Simon Rogers.
The two of them have found sponsorship again? Jian Heng heard that it was these two people, and couldn't help but think of the original fat guy and the skinny guy.
The reason for his deep impression is that these two people used to be like the South Pole and the North Pole, one was fat and the other was skinny, and they became good friends, even if they wanted to be forgotten.
Wheat rolled his eyes at Jian Heng: You look down on people too much. The two of them have signed a contract to star in a TV series together. It's an HBO costume drama. I heard from them that after they got their salary this morning, they went straight to the TV series. The phone is coming.
They can come here if they want. Didn't I say that they will always be members here? Jian Heng said.
After finishing speaking, he asked Mai Mai: HBO's historical drama? It won't be Game of Thrones, right?
After hearing this, Mai Mai looked at Jian Heng with an extremely contemptuous look: You... Forget it, I have nothing to say to you, first, \u003c\u003cGame of Thrones\u003e\u003e is not a historical drama, and second, I said The two of them are starring together, Game of Thrones is in a hurry to change the leading role now, it will be over soon!
The two guys are doing pretty well, aren't they? Jian Heng ignored Mai Mai's contempt.
Mai said: Didn't I let you watch the drama where the two of them cameo last time? They performed very well in the drama, and then received an audition, and the producer of this drama is Peter.
Having said that, Mai Mai tilted her head slightly.
As soon as Jian Heng heard it, he understood that these two people had a little advantage over others. Not only domestic relations, but also the United States, as long as it is a human society, there is no escape from the relationship. Hollywood certainly can't escape, but Americans may be more realistic now. In many cases, the first priority is to look forward. But if it is on the same starting point, then relationships and connections are very important.
How about the investment in the play?
Mai asked: Are you going to invest?
How can I have this ability? Jian Heng said with a smile: I just want to make sure if this drama is enough.
Mai said: With the two of them's current status, it is already good to have a movie to shoot. The protagonist of an HBO movie, even if they don't get paid, there are still people who want to act.
Jian Heng laughed and said, That's true!
When he got here, Mai Mai straightened up and sat directly on Jian Heng's lap like this: By the way, the students want you to teach them two lessons.
Jian Heng thought for a while and said, Yeah, I haven't taught them a lesson for a long time!
After thinking for a while, Jian Heng remembered that the last time he taught the students was several weeks ago. He thought that there were only a few days.
As soon as he thought of the time flies, he suddenly thought of those sons and daughters in the space who had lived for hundreds of years, and his head suddenly became bigger again.
Then why do you decide when to go to class? Mai said.
Speaking of this, Mai Mai is a little jealous, not only the students but also Mai Mai knows that his men are more passionate in class, although he has a strong class and life is worse than death in class, but the students like to be tortured by him .
Jian Heng didn't think about going to class, but thought of his group of worry-free 'children'. He didn't know which nerve went wrong, and suddenly asked Mai: You said that if I suddenly What will happen if there are a large number of children?
Hearing this, Mai Mai looked at Jian Heng in surprise, thought for a while and stretched out her finger: Could it be that you donated sperm before, and now the child wants to meet you, the biological father?
Hearing what Mai Mai said, there was almost no room for the black line on Jian Heng's head: I said, what are you thinking about all day long, I'm nothing to donate!
After hearing this, Mai Mai said very flatly: It's normal to donate sperm, and it's a good thing. I don't think there's anything embarrassing about helping other people's families.
Okay, okay, can we not pay more attention to the matter of sperm donation? I said, if you suddenly have a lot of children, and the children are not young, what will you do?
How big is it? Mai Mai found this point of conversation very interesting.
Jian Heng thought for a while and said, The oldest one looks around forty, and the youngest one is about twenty years old.
Thinking of the group of 'children' that he couldn't reach in the 'temple', Jian Heng suddenly wanted to rub his face against the ground.
Snapped!
Without waiting for Jian Heng to say anything, Mai Mai directly reached out and patted Jian Heng's brain: You are stupid, how old are you? My son in his forties is about the same age as your father. How old is the difference between grandson and grandpa? I I just want to ask you, how did you give birth, did he give birth to you or did you give birth to him?
After speaking, Mai Mai stood up from Jian Heng's lap: I see you, you have been idle for too long, and I will teach the students this afternoon.
Watching the wheat walking towards the mountains, Jian Heng suddenly remembered that he still had something to do this afternoon, so he quickly said: I can't do it this afternoon, I have something to do, let's do it tomorrow morning, leave it to me all day tomorrow, and I will come to work in the morning , in the afternoon, Mr. Yao will take his monastic class.
What classes do you have from this afternoon?
Jian Heng said genuinely and falsely: I have dinner with my sons who are in their forties!
Pooh!
Mai Mai was delighted to hear it, but when he didn't return to Jian Heng, he cursed at Heidou who was provoking the mountains: You and your master are not good birds!
Now Xiaomai can clearly express this sentence in Chinese. Anyway, the little girl Ningning learned it from outside, and Damai and Xiaomai will soon be able to.
Hei Dou was scolded by Mai Mai, his face was full of confusion, and he somehow offended the hostess.
Even so, Heidou still snorted a few times at the mountains like a bum who blocked the students at the school gate.
1 second to remember Aishang Novel Network:. Mobile version reading URL:
You'll Also Like
-
Bring your child to a variety show? Daughter: He is truly my living father!
Chapter 567 10 hours ago -
Be the first one at the start and sign in to the ultimate imperial soldier!
Chapter 1514 10 hours ago -
Messi was so scared that he cried when he maxed out his header talent at the start of the game
Chapter 520 10 hours ago -
Tik Tok’s richest man: Live broadcast rewards 1 trillion
Chapter 702 10 hours ago -
Hong Kong Movie: The Beginning of Traveling Through Hongxing Big Head
Chapter 706 10 hours ago -
The Red Devils' revival starts with retaining Mourinho
Chapter 339 10 hours ago -
Online game: Gua Sha Master? Billions of dollars a second, how do you deal with it?
Chapter 473 10 hours ago -
American comic mutant: Lao Wan said I was too extreme
Chapter 62 10 hours ago -
Fights Break Sphere: Sunflower Water and Strange Fire
Chapter 61 10 hours ago -
Douluo 2: After competing with Huo Gua for the golden finger, he became the group's favorite
Chapter 272 10 hours ago