Little Life on An American Ranch

Suddenly something like this popped up, and Jian Heng couldn't help looking at the mirror, and soon found that as he wanted to see the patterns on it more and more clearly, the tattoos seemed to become more and more real. Suddenly, an endless horizon appeared, a bald tree on the left, and a round hole seemed to be dug on the ground on the right, with a round ball floating in the center of the hole!

I got a fork!

Jian Heng saw this thing clearly and immediately remembered it. Isn't this picture just the infamous pattern engraved on the broken sapphire he just bought for 10,000 dollars?

Damn, the fading is so serious?

Jian Heng subconsciously thought that the defective goods he bought had faded and printed on his chest. As for how the things in his pockets were printed on his chest, now that Jian Heng's mind is blurred, how could he even think about it? I can't think of it either.

As soon as Jian Heng thought of the imprint on his chest, Jian Heng immediately began to rub it with his hands. After rubbing for a while, the skin on his chest was red and the color did not fade, so he stretched out his finger and dipped it on his tongue. Spit a little and continue to rub, but unfortunately, no matter how Jian Heng rubs, the pattern on the chest not only does not weaken, but becomes more and more clear.

What to do!

Jian Heng was a little at a loss looking at the landscape picture on his chest. Really, if it looked better, he would recognize it, but this picture is exactly the same as the one on the sapphire. If it is displayed on his chest, others will think it is a ballpoint pen It was painted like a joke, and the strokes are a bit of the style of Fauvism-it's not that it's out of tune and ugly, but it's ugly and crazy!

After watching for a while, Jian Heng felt that there was no other way, so he continued to rub!

While Jian Heng was rubbing his hands, suddenly his eyes lit up, and when he looked up, he found himself standing on a lonely and endless wasteland, all of which were earthy yellow, as if he had arrived at the Loess Plateau in seconds, and even more so. What's funny is that there is an old bald tree on my left hand, and there is a puddle that looks about an acre in my right hand, and an almost transparent ball hangs on the puddle!

These match the patterns I saw earlier! For a while, Jian Heng, whose mind was like a mess, became even more confused. The most out of the ordinary thing is that there is a classic Mercedes-Benz car in the middle of the tree and the pool.

Just like that, the smooth and smooth Jian Heng stood in the desolate loess plateau like a scene with a foolish face, walking his own bird naked, although no one could see it, but the scene was really impressive. People can't bear to look directly at it, it burns their eyes!

Snapped! Snapped!

After slapping himself twice, Jian Heng yelled loudly: Wake up! Wake up! Don't sleep, I'm going crazy!

After two slaps, Jian Heng covered his cheeks, licked the fleshy flesh of his cheeks with his tongue, and continued to look at the surrounding situation.

This is unbelievable!

Jian Heng found that the original water in the pool began to move slowly. Not only the water in the pool, but also the originally withered and yellow earth began to turn green. Before he knew it, several green and tender seedlings grew from the ground. Get up, slip through the gap between Jian Heng's toes, and grow so crazy at a speed visible to the naked eye.

Holy shit!

Jian Heng felt that his eyes were not enough, and suddenly, his eyes seemed to be filled with countless indescribable colors, which were so beautiful that people were fascinated.

Feeling the light itching from the soles of the feet, Jian Heng raised his feet, and as soon as he moved them away, he immediately saw the green grass where his footprints had been stepped on began to stretch out its own shoots. Soon, the originally curved stem stood up straight like the grass next to it, with a slight tremor, showing the power of life unscrupulously in front of Jian Heng.

If this scene was seen by a literati and a poet, maybe a masterpiece of the ages would come to the world, but Jian Heng is not a poet, he is still far away from a scholar, he is a little brainy Most of them use it to make money to live a good life and marry a beautiful wife.

Not to mention literary talents, I don't even touch the edge of literature, and I can read a few sentences of classical Chinese, which I still learned from textbooks when I was a teenager.

So Jian Heng's exclamation was very direct and rough, and he expressed his shock in one word - fuck!

I was stunned for a while and seemed to feel that this word was not very powerful, so I added a sentence after it: Today is a dog!

The most amazing thing is the ball floating above the pool water. It was originally a transparent crystal ball like a basketball, but now it seems that there is a bright crescent hanging over the pool water. At this time, the water in the pool It also began to rush towards the ball in the air, as if the ball in the air had an invisible force attracting the water in the pool.

Jian Heng just stood aside with his bare butt covering his cheeks as if laughing, and he didn't know how long it took. The crescent moon in the sky above the pool gradually became full, until it became a full moon, just like Jian Heng used to watch Arrive like a solar eclipse!

When the ball on the entire pool became bright like a bright disc, Jian Heng found that the water in the entire pool formed a strange phenomenon of dragon absorbing water, and the water in the pool moved from the center of the pool to the 'disc' in the air. Probing, but this kind of probing is still weird and calm. The water is no longer like water, it is like being lifted by an invisible hand to a transparent jelly four or five meters high, shining brightly on the pool. conical.

There are too many strange things encountered at this moment, and Jian Heng will not be surprised if he sees too many. The main reason is that he can't blame him.

I have seen too many strange things, and the ones that are not strange become strange instead. The only thing that remains unchanged in this strange place is the car that was originally placed between the tree and the pool. Jian Heng has no research on classic cars, but this He still knows the car.

Jian Heng knew it was because the car was on fire now! In the news, a Mercedes-Benz 770 like this one is about to be auctioned. You must know that there were only dozens of this thing produced, and it was produced when Comrade Lao Xi was in charge of Germany. Behind every Mercedes-Benz 770k, there is a history. A character, a historical story.

It is said that there are only four or five Mercedes-Benz 770k in existence. The one that is about to be photographed is said to have been driven by Lao Xi when he took down Paris and paraded through the streets of Germany. Naturally, this historical significance goes without saying. As for the other words of the auction house, Jian Heng didn't care about the mess.

Seeing this car, Jian Heng walked over with curiosity.

Putting it outside, such a classic car like this, with Jian Heng's identity, naturally couldn't get close to it, but of course it's another story now, I saw the smooth Jian Heng walked to the side of the car, opened the door and kicked his ass After sitting in, when the buttocks touched the seat, he felt a coolness rushing along the tailbone to the forehead, and then Jian Heng remembered that he was naked!

The real leather is real leather!

After sighing, he turned his head and looked around, but Jian Heng didn't find anything to cover it up.

Looking away, Jian Heng couldn't help thinking: If only I could go back and get a pair of pants!

Sitting on leather with bare buttocks, cool buttocks without pants!

Who knew that with just such an unconscious sentence, Jian Heng felt a flash in front of his eyes, and when he saw the surrounding scene clearly again, he found that he was back in front of the mirror in the bathroom, and he could still hear the sound of water flowing into the sewer. The sound of rushing.

I fork!

Jian Heng suspected that he was dreaming again.

Thinking about the scene he just saw in his mind, Jian Heng said again: Is this true or not? Dreaming is not so real, is it?

I want to go back and have a look again, huh! In a blink of an eye, Jian Heng found himself in that weird space again, where the original antiques, trees and strange pools were all there!

After discovering this, Jian Heng became interested all of a sudden, he kept going in and out, and played dozens of times until he almost vomited himself.

After figuring out that all of this was not a dream, Jian Heng swept away today's depression, locked himself in the room as if he had been injected with chicken blood, and began to drill into this strange 'dream' space, carefully examining the magical place.

Soon, Jian Heng discovered a few places that he hadn't noticed just now. There are eight small perfect circles around the pool that don't grow grass, a bit like a small platform for something to stand on. It's just very low, and Jian Heng didn't notice it at first.

In addition to the tree, the pond, and the antique Daben, there is a mat on the back of the tree, and dozens of books are placed on it. Jian Heng flipped through and found that most of them were ancient books. Although they were written in Chinese, they were written in Chinese, but they were curved like Xiaozhuan. It might recognize Jian Heng, but unfortunately, Jian Heng didn't recognize it!

After flipping through all the ancient books, Jian Heng found that they were all written in words that he could not understand. Besides the ancient books, there was a notebook next to it. With a button on his face, after flipping open the book, Jian Heng found that he knew the things on it, and the handwritten English was pretty neat!

This made Jian Heng a little speechless. Whether he can read Chinese or understand English, as a Chinese, it doesn't matter!

After muttering a few words, Jian Heng sat cross-legged on the mat with bare buttocks, put the notebook on his lap and began to read.

Looking at it, Jian Heng was a little crazy. The information in the notebook was a translation of an ancient book translated by an Englishman, that is, the previous owner of this thing.

After reading a few pages, Jian Heng understood that these ancient books were originally about the introduction of this place, a bit like an instruction booklet, or something like a teaching treasure.

According to the notes, this thing is called a surreal place. Hearing the name, Jian Heng felt that the translation of this cowardly foreigner was a bit nonsense. The Chinese would never use a name like surreal place. of a place.

First of all it's too vulgar! The second exposed the fact that he was not strong enough to cultivate himself! According to the pissing nature of Chinese people, a restaurant name like Cyclamen is better than a surreal place.

Leaving aside the uneducated brigand pee nature of the British, Jian Heng continued to scroll down, and the more he read, the more he was surprised. When the whole ball is highlighted, the water in the pool is full. Drinking the water in the pool makes the animal or person who drinks the water swell, but when it is completely dark, the water in the pool is in deficit. After drinking the water in the pool, the The shape collapses, and when the ball is halfway to halfway, the pool water is neither profit nor loss. According to the English literal meaning, it seems to be a bit similar to what Chinese people say about strengthening the foundation and cultivating the yuan.

For the first dozen or so pages, Jian Heng’s translation was okay, but the translation by this foreign devil became more and more unreasonable as the time went on. It was a bit like Chinese people’s direct translation of English literature, losing context and cultural artistic conception. The whole translated thing makes people want to pull their hair straight!

What the hell!

Jian Heng tried his best to read a few pages of translations where the donkey's head was wrong with the horse's mouth. He became dizzy and threw the booklet aside.

After a while, when he looked up and saw the big antique, Jian Heng's interest rose again.

This time, he didn't care about the matter of not only his buttocks. Anyway, after he almost figured it out, Jian Heng also knew that there would be no one else except himself.

Sitting in the car, Jian Heng rubbed his bare buttocks with the leather a few times. He felt that his butt had adapted to the temperature of the leather seat, so he looked down. After fiddling for an unknown amount of time, he started the car.

What Jian Heng didn't expect was that this thing could still drive, and the speed wasn't too bad. Except for the heavy steering wheel and a little weak operation, there seemed to be no major problems.

After figuring it out, Jian Heng drove the car in this inexplicable space, just to verify what was said in the notes, how vast and boundless this surreal realm is.

Jian Heng soon found out that there really is a way!

No matter how fast he is, no matter which direction he is heading, even if he runs so fast that his ears hurt from the wind, Jian Heng finds that he is only about 30 to 40 meters away from the pool or the big bald tree. The distance, as if the car is running on a super treadmill, is amazing!

(For Chinese New Year this month, one chapter per day, posted at ten o'clock in the morning, please bear with me!)