Life in a quiet village in Xianshan
Chapter 5 Beating will work
After eating two or three in a row, Gu Siwei stopped eating.
It's not that he doesn't want to eat it, but that Gu Siwei has common sense in life and cannot eat too many persimmons as there is a risk of stomach stones.
Not to mention the current medical conditions, it would take at least a whole day to get him to the hospital. If it was an emergency, it would not be surprising if he died. Gu Siwei didn't want to suffer this.
I won’t eat it, but I have to pick the persimmons back. If I can’t finish them in one meal, I can keep them in the space for the next meal.
So Gu Siwei started picking persimmons.
Just when Gu Siwei was picking Zhenghuan, a strange cry came from not far away.
"Zhizhi~huhu!"
Turning around, Gu Siwei found that a group of monkeys had appeared around him.
macaque,
It is the same species as the splashing monkey in Mount Emei.
There were about twenty monkeys in a group, and the one who barked at Gu Siwei was the biggest one. The rest seemed to be a crowd of onlookers, not barking, but looking at Gu Siwei.
The bigger one's physique is obvious, almost 20% larger than the other monkeys.
At this moment, the monkey showed two sharp canine teeth towards Gu Siwei and kept making shouting sounds.
Even if he was stupid, Gu Siwei knew that the monkey didn't want him to pick persimmons. It seemed that the persimmons belonged to the monkey.
In nature, there must be a first-come, first-served basis, right?
"I asked why such a big persimmon tree only has so few persimmons. It turns out that you kid has hacked it.
The dog ate my persimmon and barked at me! "
Gu Siwei looked at the monkey and replied.
It is not true that the persimmon trees are occupied by monkeys. Not only monkeys eat them, but sometimes some birds also come to eat them. But most of the time, monkeys occupy the persimmon trees.
In the final analysis, the persimmon tree actually belongs to the bird, because the persimmon tree grows from the seeds pulled out by the bird after eating the persimmon.
No matter how you say it, it has nothing to do with Lao Gu, but Lao Gu will not give up the persimmons to the monkeys. Even if the persimmon tree belongs to the monkeys, he will not give it up.
no way!
Lao Gu is such an honest man, he has a bit of the backbone of Amrican Lighthouse: what belongs to me belongs to me, and what belongs to you is still mine.
"What the hell, I advise you to be wise and get out of here as soon as possible. There are no more persimmons. If you don't know what's going on, I can help you tighten your skin!"
Gu Siwei continued to pick persimmons while talking to the monkey about "reason".
With space in hand, Gu Siwei is tough.
I have to say that this principle is also very hard. It is a bit like the lighthouse countries that stole oil in Afghanistan decades later.
Give the persimmon to the monkey?
Now if someone wants to say this to Gu Siwei, Gu Siwei can throw him directly off the cliff to feed the fish. A man is almost starving to death and he still thinks about monkeys.
In the eyes of Gu Siwei, it would not be a pity for such a person to die.
Seeing the persimmons being picked off one after another by the humans in front of him, the Monkey King finally decided he couldn't bear it anymore.
The macaque was originally a bad-tempered and vindictive creature, but now a human still picked its fruits despite its repeated warnings.
For the Monkey King, or the Monkey King who has never encountered such a shameless human being, there is no way to endure it any longer. If he continues to endure it, some of his subordinates may think that the Monkey King is a softie.
Once the Monkey King is considered a softie, it means that there is a monkey in the monkey group who has the ambition to be the Monkey King.
The monkey king decided to show some color to the human in front of him, otherwise he would not know that this monkey also has dignity.
So the monkey king rushed towards Gu Siwei, stretched out his paws and showed his fangs, vowing to make this human dog pay the price for stealing his persimmons.
Gu Siwei was not a fool. He was tough, and he could not be unprepared for the monkey. He waited for the monkey to come over, and with a flash of thought, the monkey disappeared into the air.
hiss!
A group of monkeys who were watching the fun found that their monkey king was gone.
For a moment, no one knew what to do. They all looked at Gu Siwei dumbly like a shocked crowd.
One monkey even rubbed his eyes stupidly.
Gu Siwei had no time to pay attention to the remaining monkeys in the monkey group. He took out the military thorns on his body and chopped a tree branch. The tree branch was Y-shaped, with a long handle at the bottom and short two forks at the top, forming a wooden fork. It looks like it's just the right size to hold a monkey's head.
He also got a branch and held it in his hand as a whip.
When everything was ready, Gu Siwei had another idea.
The Monkey King appeared again in an instant.
It's just that the Monkey King is dumbfounded at this moment. How can his brain, which doesn't have much brain capacity, understand space? The intertwining of day and night confused it.
So Gu Siweihao effortlessly used the wooden fork in his hand to fork the monkey king onto the tree trunk.
Then without any politeness, he used the branch in his hand to hit the Monkey King headlong and cover his face with it.
Gu Siwei was not polite. He used all his strength on his hands and had no compassion at all.
squeak! squeak! squeak!
The Monkey King is also made of flesh. How can it not hurt when a branch hits it?
Soon the monkey king began to howl at the top of his lungs, and the sound got louder and louder.
But the tree fork trapped it, and it couldn't escape or fight, so it could only be beaten passively.
The monkey king was beaten, and all the remaining monkeys were frightened. They huddled on the branches one by one. Many monkeys did not dare to look at Gu Siwei.
These days, Gu Siwei is a bit weird when things happen to him, and his temperament is a bit unstable. Although he appears to be calm and calm, he is still a little worried and hesitant deep down, and he has accumulated a little resentment.
Now the monkey came to the door, which suddenly brought out a little bit of the anger accumulated in Gu Siwei's heart.
Isn't this a coincidence? He was directly used as a punching bag.
Snapped!
The branch as thick as a little finger broke due to Gu Siwei's ferocity and could no longer hold on.
Gu Siwei looked at the branch in his hand and then at the monkey.
The monkey king naturally saw that the branch was broken at this moment, but when he looked at Gu Siwei, he subconsciously retracted his body and put down the paw that had been holding the fork.
The two arms are tied to the sides, which means that the monkey is honest, admits defeat, and gives in.
It looks like giving up the struggle.
However, Gu Siwei had never trained a monkey. When he saw the monkey king's current appearance, he felt that at least this thing was not as arrogant as before. The grinning look seemed to be gone forever.
However, Gu Siwei thought for a moment, then broke another branch and slapped the monkey about ten more times.
He thought that regardless of whether he was beaten or not, it would be good to give him a tight beating.
After letting go of the fork of the tree, Gu Siwei was careful to prevent the monkey king from rising.
However, Gu Siwei's worries were a bit unnecessary. The monkey king who was being punished by Gu Siwei now dared to snap his teeth at Gu Siwei.
The courage was broken and the monkey was cowardly, and it had no intention of resisting at all. As long as Gu Siwei didn't want to kill it, it would no longer dare to resist.
Only when the Monkey King feels that he can defeat Gu Siwei will he develop a desire to resist.
Now in online terms, Gu Siwei is the father.
The monkey group has always been the most ruthless and ferocious. When the monkey king rules the subordinates in the monkey group, there is really no monkey nature, just fighting.
The random approach is just in line with the monkey's temperament.
Of course, the Monkey King also has to know some small tricks, such as recruiting a few strong ones to bully the lower-level monkeys. The so-called strategy ends here.
He received a beating, and it was so vicious that the Monkey King and all the monkeys were frightened.
Gu Siwei's fierce look in the Monkey King's eyes and his disregard for life and death frightened these monkeys and shocked their hearts, especially the way the Monkey King had no place to hide when being beaten. The whole group of monkeys knelt down.
Tall and extremely fierce, if Gu Siwei were a monkey, there would probably be a female monkey coming over to flatter him by now.
But now no one in the monkey group dared to move forward, and even Gu Siwei didn't make a sound. All the monkeys didn't dare to make any move, squatting on the branches of the tree in silence.
The animal world is like this, and the biggest truth is that the fist is big.
What kind of influence, such as conquering beasts with virtue, has no effect at all. This thing can also influence those virgin girls with broken brains.
animal?
It is of no use at all. They only recognize fists and know only fists. If you beat them once, it will be more useful than rehabilitating them for a lifetime.
The Monkey King did not dare to move now. He shrank his neck and squatted in front of Gu Siwei, acting like a good baby.
Gu Siwei saw that the monkey was honest and continued to pick persimmons. Of course, he was always distracted by keeping an eye on the monkey king, fearing that this guy would sneak up on him and try his best to sneak up on him.
This is because the fourth dimension is overthinking, and monkeys have not yet evolved to the point where they can master the Thirty-Six Strategies.
Seeing Gu Siwei picking persimmons, the clever monkey soon understood and came towards Gu Siwei with a coquettish look on his face.
Have you ever seen a monkey licking a dog?
Gu Siwei thought that monkeys would not have such rich facial and body expressions.
But Gu Siwei was wrong. The monkey in front of him looked like a dog official in the Qing Dynasty who looked like a zombie when he saw Shangguan.
"This... what the hell"
Gu Siwei was dumbfounded.
With the expression of a Japanese translator, the monkey picked a persimmon from the tree and brought it to Gu Siwei, while squeaking flatteringly.
"You...you are such a monkey!"
Gu Siwei felt that his originally small outlook on life was shattered, shattered, and shattered all over the place.
There are monkeys leaning towards me, which is obviously moving closer to my own organization. Although it has splashed a little and done some dirty things, but! This has its positive side!
He picked the smallest persimmon in front of him and gave it to the monkey. He also reached out and touched the monkey's head.
All he needed to do was say: Monkey is a good comrade, and we appreciate it very much.
The monkey who won the Gu Siwei reward was very proud. After shouting at the monkey group a few times with a small persimmon, he actually bared his teeth at the original monkey king.
Gu Siwei felt strange because the original monkey king actually endured it and became a Ninja Turtle for a time in the face of a monkey that was two times smaller than it.
Zhizhi!
The flattering monkey barked twice, and now all the monkeys came over.
With more monkeys comes greater strength. In less than two or three minutes, there was not a single fruit left on the entire persimmon tree.
He put the fruits into the space and picked out the small and bad ones and gave one to each monkey. Gu Siwei got into the space and prepared to plant a persimmon tree in the space.
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