Let Go Of That Primordial Man

The alarm clock set on the watch is vibrating and making the loudest sounds.

The entire small room suddenly became noisier than the noisiest vegetable market.

But even in such an environment, Wang Zhongtian only insisted on the alarm clock ringing for at least ten minutes before he was awakened from a deep sleep.

Then, the guy cursed and struggled to get up from the messy bed.

It wasn't until he stumbled into the small bathroom and buried his head in the tub full of cold water that he finally came back to his senses...

no way! As an absolute homebody.

For Wang Zhongtian, being unable to sleep in the middle of the night and unable to wake up during the day is the correct way for him to open up as a senior otaku.

Like today, it was really difficult for him to get up before eight o'clock in the morning.

After all, last night, this guy stayed up until nearly five o'clock in order to watch the latest song and dance videos released by the girls from his favorite girl group.

Among them, the long legs of the young ladies under their short skirts wasted a whole roll of toilet paper.

Normally, Wang Zhongtian would never be able to get out of bed if he didn't sleep until evening when his body was severely depleted.

However, today's situation is a little bit special.

Over the past week, bombarded by virtually every type of media, everyone on the planet has learned that something big is about to happen:

Mr. Niu, known as the Broken Egg Master, will be here this morning.

That is, at 8:08 Rabbit Home Time, after a lapse of several years, a brand new live broadcast will be held on Waidouya's live broadcast platform, which has never been seen before.

Over the years, Master Niu, the Broken Egg Real Person, has already become a legendary figure on this planet.

Therefore, everyone on the planet, regardless of skin color, gender, age, etc., has high expectations for this live broadcast.

What's more, Wang Chongtian has been excited about it for a whole week.

I think back when Mr. Niu and his skinheads were just emerging, this guy was already a member of their support group.

Later, after Mr. Niu made a series of brilliant achievements that could dazzle the blind, Wang Chongtian became his absolute die-hard fan.

Unfortunately, as Mr. Niu's level becomes more and more high-end, the time he appears in the public eye becomes increasingly rare.

In recent years, there is often not a single relevant report seen throughout the year.

This is definitely a huge regret for the numerous Mr. Niu support groups, die-hard groups, and fan groups on the Internet.

Fortunately, their years of waiting and perseverance have not been completely let down.

Master Niu is now back, and will once again conduct an awesome live broadcast, so that people like Wang Chongtian can have close contact in this way.

For this reason, Wang Chongtian had already planned it.

In the next month, I will rely on eating instant noodles to pass the time; as for the living expenses saved, I will also give my idol a flight or something.

I imagine that after Mr. Niu saw the plane he created, he would definitely have an evil smile on his lips.

Just thinking about this, Wang Chongtian also felt that after so many years, he has eaten instant noodles that make him vomit, and they will definitely be particularly delicious...

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At eight o'clock sharp, Wang Zhongtian logged into the Waidouya live broadcast platform using his large account Twelve Heavens.

And through the huge link in the most conspicuous place on the website, he entered the room where Mr. Niu will live broadcast this time.

As soon as he entered, Wang Zhongtian was startled. There were too many people in this room, right? The text scrolling on the screen continued to float by like shooting stars.

There is simply no way to see clearly what it says.

Subconsciously, Wang Chongtian glanced at the number of people in the room in the corner. He was horrified to find that the number of people in the room had already reached ten digits before Mr. Niu's live broadcast started.

The only thing that made Wang Zhongtian somewhat gratified was that the room was actually very smooth, with no lag at all.

What this guy doesn't know is that Li Douya, who is crooked, has already bet everything he has on this live broadcast.

Not to mention all the servers owned by the company are now running; in addition, servers with ten times the capacity have been temporarily rented at a high price.

His only request for the poor technicians in the company is:

Even if everyone on this planet floods into this room, the server must be able to withstand it and there must be no downtime.

It is said that those hard-working technicians cried on the spot...

The time finally arrived at 8:08, the much-anticipated time.

Suddenly, everyone held their breath and looked towards the center of the virtual screen, waiting for Mr. Niu's figure to appear.

That position is the home screen of the live broadcast room host.

Previously, the Waidouya live broadcast platform took advantage of this rare opportunity to arrange for several of the most famous female hosts on its platform to appear in turns to show off their faces.

In other words, in order to seize this opportunity, these female anchors all went all out and dressed up to look amazing.

It's a pity that they usually receive cheers from many fans, but now few people really pay attention to them; even a straight man like Wang Chongtian behaves the same way at this time.

However, a minute passed!

Then, another ten minutes passed, and there was not a single ghost of Mr. Niu.

In this posture, it seems that everyone has been deceived by the Waidouya platform. Where is the live broadcast of Mr. Niu?

As a result, curses and curses full of characteristics from all over the world were poured out like a violent storm on the Li Dou Ya and Wai Dou Ya platforms.

Dear Mr. Niu, you will definitely not do such a bad thing.

So all of this was definitely arranged and planned by the shameless Li Douya.

After seeing this scene, Li Douya felt a pain in his heart and almost fainted.

Fortunately, just when Li Douya almost lost his breath and died, Master Niu's shiny bald head finally appeared in front of everyone...

In fact, it's not that Mr. Niu meant to mess around. The problem was before the innate Bagua took control.

The time flow rate between the two planes is very different. In Master Niu's case, it was only delayed by less than half a minute, but in the modern plane, more than ten minutes have passed.

Facing the camera, Mr. Niu smiled lightly.

He said: Everyone, do you think I am just an ordinary bald man?

Actually, I own an empire, a vast continent, and a foreign world that you can't imagine; now let Emperor Niu take a breath and show you the empire that only belongs to me.

After saying that, this guy opened the door of the office directly.

Outside the gate, there were two neat rows of maids; the moment the gate opened, they performed a Western court ceremony at the same time.

The lace maid outfit, the crazy long legs, can instantly kill the faces of all supermodels.

Mr. Niu gave everyone a critical hit at the beginning of his live broadcast!

And looking at those charming faces, as well as his favorite straight long legs; in an instant, Wang Zhongtian felt that he was the girl from the girl group that he had a crush on before.

If compared, they are really just a bunch of scum.