Legend of the Green Ape

When Xia Chongwen heard this, he began to look at Yuan He seriously.

Two thick legs, walking upright, two arms, five fingers.

His chest was wrapped in a piece of crocodile skin woven conjoined black armor, which was as long as his knees. Knowing how to dress is a sense of shame. He carried a dark green animal skin bag behind his back, which must be used to hold things or Hezhen.

Both the posture and the behavior are very similar to the human thieves, but the monster body is much taller than the human thieves. There is a tail on the hips, a pointed monkey gill, fangs, and two earlobes to the chin. This is an obvious characteristic of the monster race.

Xia Chongwen thought for a while, and uttered, "You are the water ape clan, in the long river of Qingli, there are very few human-like thief groups, and your water ape clan is one of them."

This knowledge also comes from the oral preaching of Dongzhu Xiazhong, and it must be mastered first. Before turning on his spiritual wisdom, he has already begun to learn to identify the characteristics of the Hanoi tribes, familiarize themselves with their roots and feet, and avoid going out to meet powerful foreign tribes, and it is not enough to be eaten. Know who's food is made.

Xia Zhong once repeatedly emphasized to Xia Chongwen that the root and foot of the Demon King of the Golden Crow Kingdom is a Golden Crow Toad. Therefore, the toads, frogs, and tadpoles in the country are all relatives of the king. When encountering these ethnic groups, it is strictly forbidden to kill and swallow them, otherwise they will There is a scourge of genocide.

The root and foot of Qiu Shi, the lord of Qianqiu Water House, is a black rock loach, so the loach family in the water house is also very precious, and its status is no less than that of the toad.

There are also a group of rare ethnic groups that cannot be provoked either. The Water Ape Clan is among them, because this is an ancient underwater royal family.

Xia Chongwen recalled the information of the Water Ape tribe, and asked in doubt: "All the Water Ape tribes live in the Qingshui Demon Kingdom in the west. The demon king is the ancestor of the Water Ape tribe. You must be the prince and grandson! But the Qingshui Kingdom and the Golden Crow Kingdom. There is the Iron Wing Nation in the middle. This Demon Nation is boundless and difficult to cross. You have no children. You must be young. Don’t stay in the palace and enjoy the blessings. What are you doing here? Don’t you be afraid of being caught by the evil demon and eating you?"

"There are murderous opportunities in this big river. It must be false to say that I am not afraid, but I have difficulties and must leave the old water." Yuan He recalled the memory of apes and said:

"The water ape family has many blood branches. The ancestor of the Qingshui Kingdom Yuanyuan is the root and foot of the water-covered ape. He is talented to capture water and suppress waves. He is good at using the water demon method. I am a long-eared water ape. I am not the same clan as the royal family. His talent is to listen and catch sounds in the water. The monster body is fragile, so it is not appreciated by the water ape tribes. They think my one can't fight and fight, and it can only be used for investigation in case of war." Own long ears.

Xia Chongwen is convinced that his appearance cannot be faked. He nagged, "What's good in fighting, I don't like fighting. I have only two hobbies. One is listening to my ancestors." The story, the second is sleeping with female prawns, friends, do you like sleeping with female apes too?"

Yuan He was startled for a moment: "Yes, this is the demon Lun Gangchang, how dare I not like it."

He was not interested in this topic, but was nauseous, and he took it over: "Let me finish speaking, lest you misunderstand that I am a thief. Just talked about the old ancestor Yuanyuan, that is an ascetic monk, she The interest in seeking longevity is much greater than that of being a demon king, and she doesn't care about nostalgia in daily life. She hasn't seen her face for decades. Over time, the demons dance in the middle of the country, and Wang Hua's promotion is unprofitable.

My long-eared ape clan originally lived in the Ling Ear Hole of the Qingshui Demon Country, and was under the jurisdiction of the Fengyuan Water Mansion. The Palace Master Demon Master was a violent man, but he was as deep as the sea with the thieves. There was a small battle for three days, May In a big battle, I would kill on the shore at every turn to fight with the thieves. The people in the mansion were miserable. I didn't want to serve in the military anymore. So I left the water mansion and wandered the rivers, all the way from Qingshui country to Tieyi country. , And swam here from Iron Wing. "

"My ancestor also went to war. In fact, he didn't want to fight. He wanted us to live and work in peace and have more children, but the house chief Qiu Shi issued a demon-recruiting order, and he dared not refuse to follow." Xia Chongwen sighed and said to his heart. Can the ancestor come back, "By the way, my friend, I don't know your name yet, how should I call you?"

Yuan He was waiting for these words, clasped his fists and said: "We have been good friends for so long. I forgot to announce my name. It is really rude. Please listen to my friend, my surname is Yuan, because I was born in this big river. , The name starts from "He", and because my clan grows ears, the word starts from "Erkang", so you can call me friend Yuan, friend He, or friend of earkang."

Suddenly, Yuan He was a little distracted. He thought that if such a giant prawn, like a cow and a horse, but also capable of talking, if it were transported back to the earth, it might be recognized as an alien. Put it in the zoo, it might attract people all over the world. turn up.

But the earth will never go back.

"It turns out to be a friend of the ape." Xia Chongwen has been confused by him. His name is ‘he’ and the word is ‘erkang’. What is it called, "friend ape, what are you doing in my Qixia Cave?"

Yuan He replied: "I just said that I don't want to wander anymore. I want to settle down here. How about being neighbors?"

Xia Chongwen thought about it, and being a neighbor with a prince should be a little expensive, he said enthusiastically: "I am happy to have friends coming from afar to be my neighbor. This is also something I welcome."

His learning ability is quite strong. He already knows how to say, but then he said: "But I want to remind you that it is Wang Shui under the Puhe River! Any waters in the Jinwu Kingdom are the private property of the state owner. You'd better go to Qianqiu Water House first. Please report for instructions, otherwise you will be caught by the patrol officer, and you will be sentenced to a felony theft of Hezhen. It is possible to kill you."

Yuan He was clearly prepared and discussed: "Then I can live in the waters of Qixia Cave? Quan is your distant relative. There are many monster caves and ethnic groups in the water house. Who hasn't had a few weird heads? Relatives? Officials of the Water Government are too lazy to deal with this trivial matter and can't find out."

The monsters don't have ID cards and land deeds, so Shangguans don't check the water meter and count the monster mouths. As long as the monster cave leader nods, there is no problem in borrowing.

Seeing Xia Chongwen hesitated, Yuan He continued to agitate: "I will not live in vain. The waters between the Iron Wing Nation and the Golden Crow Nation are a land of no ownership. I will go there to mine river treasures and pay for the borrowing expenses on a regular basis, Xia Xia. I will also bear part of the tributes handed in by the cave every year. In addition, I understand the characters of the human world, and I am especially good at trying to figure out people’s minds. If your family has this aspect of training needs, I would also be willing to be a part-time teacher to educate your shrimp and grandchildren. How to avoid the capture of thieves."

"Do you know how to educate? Know how to read books?" Xia Chongwen said excitedly, "That's only the great genius of the demon race with great merit."

'Cultivation' is a national policy implemented by all major demon nations. The demon king sets an example and regularly teaches the altar. The content of his sermons covers everything from difficulties in practice to common sense in the human world, but ordinary pawns have no chance to see His Majesty the King. Being able to squeeze into the seat of the Demon Master of the Water Mansion to listen to the lecture is already a blessing from heaven.

Yuan He smiled and said: "The demon master is only a high level of cultivation, only good at armed fights with thieves, they are not as good as me when it comes to civilized civilization! This is really not my brag..."

"All the colleagues of the Buffalo tribe are infinitely powerful. They are grumpy. If the horns hit you, it is a blood hole. They are life-threatening. Ape friends, be careful." Xia Chongwen persuaded him to be serious.

Upon hearing that, Yuan He decided to go to the village to do what he was doing, keeping in mind that the cows of this world shouldn't be foolish.

He accepted Xia Chongwen’s advice and said humbly: “Although I am familiar with the civilization and etiquette of the human world, I have a short time to open spirits, and I don’t know much about the situation of the monster race. I barely understand a thing or two. We can learn from each other and make progress together.”

Xia Chongwen hurriedly lifted up two large tongs and touched them. It was considered as a trick: "Humanity is a demon Chinese song star. My ancestor said that the demon clan is not an enemy of thieves. It is the lack of culture, lack of education, and ignorance against culture. Ceremony, you can never win! If you open the dojo, I am willing to be your first student."

A student? Yuan He laughed: "Your ancestor is a wise demon." He complimented, "My friend, you are so studious, you must be willing to let me stay?"

Xia Chongwen sincerely welcomes him and is willing to be educated so that he can become a noble demon in the future, but he suddenly remembered something and became worried: "Is it possible to let you live in Qixia Cave? I can't be the lord. There are two hundred in this waters. Many heads of the shrimp clan ruled together. If any one of them opposes, you will not be a cave dweller in Qixia Cave. Naturally, you will not be able to open a dojo. Unless my ancestor decides with a word, he is the cave master canonized by His Majesty the King. Power allows you to settle down."

"Where are the patriarchs? I'll talk to them in person!" Yuan He asked knowingly.

"They all followed my ancestors to perform military service and went to the shore to kill people and thieves. Before leaving, my ancestors told me that if they don’t return within a month, let me take over as Dongzhu to take care of the children. Seeing that the date is approaching, they don’t see them. Come back." Xia Chongwen worried: "Friend Ape, you know more than me, do you think they will be killed by thieves?"

Yuan He thought to himself, if he has not returned for so long, he must have belched.

Good people are obsessed with killing demons and evil people are obsessed with killing demons and getting rid of demons. Anyway, when both sides run into each other, either humans die or demons die.

Qingli Changhe was a little different, and the danger was even greater for both demons and people.

This river began at the beginning of the heavens and the earth, gathering the essence of all spirits, the human world practitioners coveted the precious treasures under the river, so they did not hesitate to move the martial arts to thousands of miles and open them on both sides of the long river. The water is weak, so they don't dare to sneak under the river easily, and now the river demon takes the initiative to come to the door, it is in their arms.

The demon clan doesn't understand compromise, and is bloodthirsty. Once the demon blood boils, it will kill them endlessly, and go straight to the place where the mortals gather on the land.

As long as the river monsters rush to the hinterland of the land, the outcome will be doomed, and the entire army will be wiped out, and one will die. Even the great demon master of Qianqiu Water Mansion can hardly escape the end of being skinned and pill.

"Shuifu's demon soldiers and fine soldiers are less than ten thousand. This is a big army battle. It lasts a long time." Yuan He is unwilling to attack Xia Chongwen: "You wait a little longer, maybe they will return safely in a few days. ."

It is lightly revealed that Yuan He's own affairs are the most important: "Can I live in first? If your ancestor returns, I will explain the situation to him personally, and you will not be punished."

Xia Chongwen shook the shrimp head: "You know how to educate, my ancestor will not punish me. He has always respected the monks of the demon race who knows and respects." After saying that, he turned the shrimp body: "Please come with me! I will take you there. Qixia Cave chooses a place to live!"

Easily mixed in.

Yuan He was in a very happy mood, and he swam behind Xia's friend with great interest, passed through the two water mountains, and set foot on the waters of Qixia Demon Cave.