Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Konoha, the land of the Uchiha clan, the home of the great elder.

The originally quiet courtyard was a bit noisy at this time. Four or five old men with white hair and beards were sitting in the courtyard, bragging about their heroic achievements back then and skewering meat on bamboo sticks.

Then, the elder took out the marinated meat slices from the basin, inserted them into a bamboo skewer, then inserted an onion into the meat slices, and then inserted a piece of meat again. After repeating this process several times, the huge meat skewers came out. It's done.

After staring at the meat skewer as big as a baby's arm for a while, the great elder's cloudy eyes suddenly shone brightly, and then he pointed the meat skewer forward and said energetically.

"I still remember that more than seventy years ago, I was still an ignorant boy. Later, when I took the genin exam, I broke several records and became a sensational genius ninja.

I was only so old at that time, at an age where I couldn't understand when I was peeing, but I was as brave as a chuunin or a jounin in my family.

At that time, the whole family was proud of me.”

Thinking of the glorious days of those years, he waved the meat skewers in his hand and took a few steps forward. His words were full of emotion, "Really, when I left the Uchiha clan, I didn't plan to come back alive.

I'm going to use my big knife to kill those idiots."

Speaking of excitement, the elder directly used the meat skewer in his hand as a big knife and slashed it forward. The meat slices on the bamboo stick immediately flew out and hit Uchiha Asuka's head with a crisp sound. .

Realizing that there were suddenly a lot of things on top of his head, Asuka, who was tapping the charcoal with a small hammer, paused. Then he raised his eyelids and looked up, and saw pork belly and onions stuck to his hair.

"When will the old guy change his habit of throwing things around??" Feiniao sighed inwardly, raised the hammer, and continued to smash the too-large charcoal into small pieces.

Not long ago, he had just watched Uchiha Mikoto leave, and then he "accidentally met" the elder who was wandering around the clan. Then, under his warm invitation, he called several other elders of the family to come here to have a barbecue. .

"Sanlang, I didn't miss you at all back then!"

At this time, another old voice sounded. Asuka glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw Uchiha Madou suddenly stood up, waving the meat skewers in his hand as well, and said boldly.

"When I first became a genin, others were praising me for having the spirit of a newborn calf who is not afraid of tigers. Every time he participated in a battle, he was always at the front. Even when he faced the local jounin, he dared to swing his sword at him. "

As he spoke, he placed the meat skewer in his hand on his waist, made a gesture to draw a knife, suddenly pulled out the bamboo stick, and made a cross in the air.

In an instant, countless pieces of meat flew into the air, and then fell down like snowflakes.

Bang bang bang!

Facing the falling pieces of meat, except for Uchiha Asuka, the other old men in the whole yard showed no intention to dodge and let the marinated meat pieces hit them.

Looking at Uchiha Asuka who was hiding in embarrassment, Madou suddenly sighed, and said slowly in an old voice, "This is to invite the tribesmen who are sleeping underground to eat some, so that they can also enjoy the taste of barbecue.

You don’t have to hide, the barbecue that fell on you was also invited to you by the clansman who is sleeping underground. "

Hearing this, Asuka slapped the pieces of meat that fell on his head and said angrily. "Who is a good person who invites others to eat something raw? Wouldn't you roast it and give it to them?"

Uchiha Madou picked his nose, looked at Asuka up and down, and said with disgust in his voice, "Don't you know that roasted meat is hot? What's the difference between freshly cooked meat and red-hot iron?" The skin is blisters.

If the barbecue is cooled, what is the difference between it and the barbecue? Also a waste of charcoal. "

These words directly silenced Asuka.

He never expected that this old guy could actually say something so philosophical as "roasted meat is very hot."

"Hiss~ I feel like I'm going to have a brain~" Asuka suddenly scratched his itchy scalp, then moved a chair, carried the unbroken charcoal, jumped over the wall, and came to the street outside.

The place where the great elder lives is located in the center of the clan. Except for the patrolling clan members, very few clan members pass by here. It is considered one of the few very quiet residences in Uchiha.

To the east of the residence is the main road of the Uchiha clan; to the west of the residence is the family's soon-to-be-abandoned ninja school; to the south of the residence is the road leading to Nanga Shrine; and to the north of the residence is the Uchiha Fugaku family.

"Uchiha Fugaku??"

Thinking of this name, Asuka suddenly raised his head, looked at the closed door across the street, and said to himself, "Isn't that guy Mikoto so stupid that he can't even find the video?

I was so anxious just now that I forgot to pull up the video, right? "

Seeing the closed door, Feiniao felt vaguely that something was not right.

What door is closed during the day at the head of the dignified Uchiha clan? ?

Even if no one is home before, there is no need to close the door. Can you still expect this broken door to prevent thieves who want to steal things? ?

With doubts in his mind, while eating barbecue, he nuzzled towards the patriarch's house and asked in a low voice, "What's wrong with the patriarch's house? Why are the doors closed in broad daylight?"

Hearing this, the great elder grabbed a meat skewer, took a bite directly, regardless of whether it was still sizzling with oil, and said quickly.

"Actually, it's not a big deal. It's just that Fugaku and Mikoto separated. Mikoto is almost the only one living here now."

"Oh, they are separated." Feiniao subconsciously took a bite of the meat skewers, and then his pupils shrank suddenly, and he said in shock, "What do you mean, separated? Did our clan leader cheat on you?"

"It's not cheating, it's just that Fugaku doesn't come back to live often." Uchiha Ryoichi suddenly interjected at this time, looking at the closed door opposite with some regret.

Uchiha Madou suddenly shook the sizzling and oily meat skewers, and said somewhat mysteriously, "According to my observation, it should be that the relationship between Fugaku and Mikoto has faded, and there is no love anymore.

It's hard to say whether Fugaku cheated or not, but there is a high probability that he has a new love out there. "

Asuka:? ? ?

Saburo:? ? ?

Ryoichi:? ? ?

The moment they heard such breaking news, the three of them fell into silence. Then the elder stood up expressionlessly, came to the door, stuck his head out and looked left and right, and then locked the door suddenly with a solemn expression. walked back.

Uchiha Ryoichi also clapped his hands together, divided his chakra into three equal parts, and then ordered the clones to stand on the wall, vigilantly observing the surrounding movements.

At this time, only Uchiha Asuka was the most confused.

The last time he and Uchiha Mikoto had a conflict was last winter. Asuka used an illusion on Uchiha Itachi to complete the task issued by the system.

Since then, he has been avoiding Uchiha Mikoto and has no mood to inquire about the family.

Unexpectedly, we haven’t seen each other for only half a year.

Fugaku, the clan leader with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually cheated on him?

"wrong!"

Seeing the gossipy looks on the faces of the great elder and Ryoichi, Asuka's eyelids twitched slightly and couldn't help but mutter, "Not many people in the family know about this thing, right?

The great elder who lives opposite the clan leader’s house doesn’t seem to know about this.”

"Ahem~"

Uchiha Madou suddenly coughed, lowered his head slightly, and lowered his voice and said, "This matter comes from my mouth and ends with your ears. Don't let outsiders see our Uchiha's jokes."

"Uh-huh!"

The three Asukas nodded their heads like chickens pecking at rice.

A joke, this is not a glorious thing, how can they promote it everywhere, at most it just satisfies their own little curiosity.

Seeing the three people nodding in agreement, Madou had no intention of showing off.

I saw him randomly picking up a skewer of barbecue, and after taking two bites, he felt it was a bit unsatisfactory, and sprinkled some chili powder on it, and then said, "I led the tribe to patrol the village some time ago, and I accidentally bumped into him in the tavern. Fugaku a dozen times.”

"That's it??"

Hearing this, Feiniao raised his eyebrows and looked at the old man opposite with some surprise.

What did he think it was?

Isn't it just drinking in a pub? This is such a normal thing.

"Do you think I am an idiot?"

Seeing that the people around him didn't seem to believe his judgment, Madou directly slapped the meat skewers on the table. After making a muffled bang, he narrowed his eyes and said, "I have not only met Fugaku more than a dozen times in the tavern, but also there." There is another woman whom I have met more than a dozen times - the leader of the Inuzuka clan.

It would be fine if we simply met two people. After all, they were drinking at a separate table without any contact. But according to my observation, the relationship between the two may not be as pure as we imagined."

As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka and the others looked at Madou as if he was not joking, and the three of them fell into silence.

As the fifth elder of the Uchiha clan, no one would believe Madou if he said he had no skills and was a fool. Which ninja in the ninja world who lives to be over 70 years old is not the best among men?

Therefore, since he said that the relationship between Fugaku and Inuzukazuma is impure, there is a high probability that it is really impure.

"Inuzuka Claw."

Thinking of the woman who rode a husky around the village all day long, Feiniao frowned slightly and murmured to himself, "I still can't believe that the patriarch's taste is so unique.

I remember that whether it was the Warring States Period or now, our relationship with the Inuzuka clan was not very good, right? "

The great elder took a hard bite of the meat skewer, looked in the direction of the Inuzuka tribe, and said coldly, "His family has dogs, and we have cats. It's strange that we have such a good relationship."

Immediately afterwards, I saw Ryoichi letting out a long sigh, shaking his head and sighing, "Fugaku's taste has changed. It's hard for me to accept it for a while. I don't want to let a gentle woman fall in love with such a wild woman."

"That's right, that's right!"

Uchiha Madou nodded slightly, fully agreeing with what they said.

If he hadn't seen with his own eyes that the two people often went to the pub one after another, and their eyes would glance at each other from time to time while drinking, he would not have dared to make such a bold guess.

Although this kind of behavior is nothing in the eyes of outsiders, it is simply normal, but as an Uchiha, who doesn't understand whom?

A serious Uchiha, if he doesn't even look at the other person, it means that the guy is trash; if he looks at the other person, it means that the guy has some ability, but not much; if he looks at the other person twice, it means that the guy has a lot of ability. It is worthy of attention; if you look at the opponent three times, it means that it is a powerful opponent.

After just one drink, the Uchiha tribesmen would look at each other more than a dozen times. They didn't run away, and they must be trying to convince them.

As for whether the fight took place on the bed or under the bed.

Anyway, no matter what Madou thought, he felt that it was impossible to fight with Fugaku under the bed based on Inuzuka Claw's strength alone.

Thinking of this, he raised the skewers again, and said with a serious expression, "Okay, don't think too much. Before Fugaku gets divorced, he won't cheat. I can guarantee this with my character.

Now Fugaku may just admire Inuzuka Tale a little, although this admiration is a bit inexplicable in my eyes."

Thinking of the patriarch's character, Asuka and the other two nodded, and then also took the skewers and started eating.

As the patriarch of the Uchiha clan, his strength may not be the strongest, but his character cannot be flawed, otherwise it is easy for outsiders to catch him and damage the glory of the Uchiha clan.

"By the way!"

Feeling that the atmosphere around him was a bit dull, the elder suddenly raised his head and looked at Asuka, and said slowly in an old voice, "I'm going to find you a wife."

Hearing this, Asuka's body stiffened, and he subconsciously raised his head and looked around.

"827773"

Silently counting the ages of these old men, he found that they seemed to be past the age of marrying, and his eyelids twitched a few times, and he said with some difficulty.

"Grand Elder, you want to marry me?"

"What else?"

The Grand Elder looked at him strangely, then handed over the grilled skewers, and continued, "You are also at the age to get married, and it is not good to always drag it out. Do you have a favorite candidate?

If not, I have a roster here. As long as the women in the village are not menopausal and have no husbands, they are all on the roster."

Seeing these old men looking at this seriously, Fei Niao suddenly felt that the skewers in his hand were not very fragrant.

No wonder he came back this time and saw that his house seemed to have been renovated. It turned out that he was waiting here.

After thinking for a moment, Fei Niao took a sip of the wine glass and said hesitantly.

"Are you in such a hurry?"

"Nonsense!"

Ryoichi slammed the skewers on the table, puffed his beard and glared, "Fugaku is getting a divorce, and you haven't gotten married yet. Fugaku's son is going to the ninja school, and you are still eating barbecue with us old men.

Seeing that Fugaku is about to get married for the second time, you still sleep with your pillow every day, isn't it miserable?"

After saying that, the air suddenly fell into a dead silence.

The three old men stopped eating skewers at this time, and just stared at Asuka, wanting to see what excuse he would make next.

And Asuka.

He was looking at the blue sky at this time, staring at the slowly moving white clouds and fell into deep thought.

If it was in the past, Asuka would think that what old man Ryoichi said just now was nothing, but today, for some reason, he just felt that these words were a bit harsh.

Yes, the head of his family is about to get married for the second time, and he is still running around Konoha, eating instant noodles with garlic every day.

Thinking about it this way.

It's really miserable.