Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

"So, I am not dreaming?"

Kushina sat on the stone pier, holding a bucket of fried chicken in her arms, her face still filled with unbelievable shock, and whispered to herself, "Is there really such a bizarre thing?"

Although there are many bizarre things in the ninja world, Kushina has only seen this kind of plot of traveling to the future world in picture books and novels.

However, Minato mentioned it two years ago that there seemed to be a ninja from the future in Loulan. His name seemed to be An Lushan, and he was finally defeated by the mysterious man.

Kushina subconsciously took a bite of fried chicken, and the golden and crispy chicken made a crunching sound in her mouth.

After a while.

Her bright eyes gradually focused and landed on the bruises on Asuka's face. A sneer suddenly appeared at the corner of her mouth and she said, "Asuka Jonin, if you dare to lie to me today, will you dare to beat me tomorrow?"

"No, no!" Feiniao shook his head like a rattle, and even because he shook his head too fast, the muscles on his face were involved in the wound, causing bursts of pain.

Seeing this strange scene in front of her, Ichishima Kitsune, who was floating in the sky, also shook her head.

She didn't expect that the two people's experience would be so bizarre, that they would travel to Konoha more than ten years later. What's more, she didn't expect that the relationship between the two people would actually heat up there, and there were faint signs of marriage.

The most important thing is

"Uchiha Asuka seems to be a little afraid of his wife!!" Summarizing the information he got after observing, Ichishima Kitaki suddenly looked down at himself and nodded with satisfaction.

She, Ichishima Kitsune, was one of the top three beauties in Ryuji Cave.

"Hello!"

Then, she floated directly in front of Asuka, glanced at the absent-minded red-haired woman beside her, and said in a low voice, "Asuka, can I introduce you to a wife?"

Suddenly hearing such a hot topic, Asuka was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously began to sort out Ichishima Kitsuki's social circle.

like

Except for the other snakes in Longdi Cave, this guy doesn't know anyone! !

snake? ?

Xu Xian? ?

Thinking of the scene in The Legend of White Snake, Asuka's face darkened, and he immediately pointed to the exit in the distance, gritted his teeth and said, "Fly away!"

"Ouch!"

Ichishima Tsuki curled her lips and flew towards the exit listlessly.

She has been sleeping well and eating well recently.

If it weren't for the fact that she sensed that the contract had not disappeared because Uchiha Asuka was sealed, she would not have been willing to save this bastard.

"Some sealing techniques can seal living people for thousands of years.

And I am only 238 years old this year, and I still have a long time to live. If I keep this contract in my mind for the rest of my life, I don’t dare to think how boring my life will be in the future. "

“I’m afraid I’ll think of instant noodles as soon as I eat.”

"Evil Uchiha."

"Evil Uchiha!"

Konoha Village, the gate.

A middle-aged man with an ordinary face and dark skin squatted in the open space. He looked behind the closed door of Konoha, kicked his companion with his foot, and lowered his voice and said, "Keep shouting!"

As soon as he finished speaking, an extremely subtle sound suddenly came from the air. If the middle-aged man hadn't focused all his attention on his companion's mouth, he would have doubted whether he was deaf.

"Evil Uchiha!"

Seeing his companion smacking his lips, the dark-skinned middle-aged man immediately raised his fists and threatened.

"Louder!"

Another middle-aged man shook his head desperately, then pointed at the nearby crowd and resisted, "No, if you speak louder, people will hear you."

Hearing these words, the dark-skinned middle-aged man secretly glanced at the Uchiha ninja who was maintaining order at the gate, his face suddenly sank, and he didn't say much.

really

Speaking ill of Uchiha in front of Uchiha is a bit too arrogant, which is not in line with its low-key character for thousands of years.

But then again.

The middle-aged man's eyes suddenly fell on his companion. When he saw the other person rubbing poop balls there again, the anger that had just been suppressed surged up again, "Bitch, besides rubbing balls, what else do you do now?"

As he spoke, all the fists like raindrops fell on the person making the balls.

Bang bang bang! !

The fist hit the opponent, but the anger it had accumulated in the past year did not ease at all.

It’s so irritating! !

This bastard was originally sent to Konoha to monitor Uchiha Madara, and if necessary, assist Madara in leaving Konoha to prevent his identity from being exposed.

However, what Black Zetsu never expected was that this bastard didn't have any trouble. He and Uchiha Madara teamed up to beat up Kyuubi. As a result, he was seriously injured and died.

After that, it did not hesitate to consume the precious nutrients of the sacred tree to bring this guy back from the brink of death.

Faced with Uzumaki Zetsu's repeated pleas and considering the friendship between it and Uchiha Asuka, it was finally decided to send it to Konoha again.

But what made Hei Jue break through again was that instead of executing the mission as planned, this bastard opened a meatball shop, and even secretly made false accounts to create the illusion that the store was profitable.

"You bitch, I'll beat you to death today!"

Bang bang bang!

Feeling the fist falling on his body, Uzumaki Zetsu didn't say anything. It held its head very skillfully, and even had the time to squeeze the ball twice when it was being beaten.

Ever since Black Zetsu sent them to Konoha, they have lost so much money, so they should be beaten if they get beaten.

After all, the sunk cost is there, and Black Zetsu will not kill him.

At this time.

The villagers gathered at the village gate saw Black Zetsu's violence, but no one came forward to help.

They have seen such scenes many times during this period.

The specific reason seems to be that the middle-aged man with fair skin did something to offend the middle-aged man with dark skin.

"He was beaten so hard, could it be that his wife was stolen by that man?"

"Don't spread rumors, the man who was beaten looked honest, how could he be a thief who stole someone else's wife."

"Yes, I know the man who was beaten.

He is the owner of the meatball shop in our village. His unique poop meatballs are well-known in Konoha. The boss is a good person and often gives the unsold meatballs to the children in the village."

"Alas, I heard that the dark man is the real owner of the meatball shop. The reason why he beat people is purely because of poor management during this period and too much loss."

After learning the truth, the surrounding villagers put themselves in the shoes of others and couldn't help but step back a few steps and look away, but their eyes swept to the two middle-aged men from time to time, full of sighs and shaking heads.

Don't advise others to be kind without experiencing their suffering.

How much money will it cost? ?

Ten minutes later, Black Zetsu stood up and exhaled a long breath. The resentment that had been accumulated in his heart for thousands of years disappeared with this venting.

I don't know when it started, but Black Zetsu found that he suddenly liked to beat people, especially those with strong recovery ability, without worrying about them being broken.

"The weak get angry and draw their swords against the weaker ones." Black Zetsu subconsciously curled his lips, and agreed with this view in his heart, "If it wasn't too irritating, who would be willing to attack the weaker ones?"

Then, it looked at Uzumaki Zetsu who was curled up on the ground with his hands tightly protecting his head. Thinking back to the other party's hard work of running around and doing things for him for many years, his heart softened and his tone softened involuntarily.

"Hey, get up."

Hearing this, Uzumaki Zetsu opened his eyes a little and secretly looked at Black Zetsu.

Although its brain was a little abnormal because of the integration of Hashirama's cells, its recovery ability and ability to resist blows were significantly enhanced because of the cells.

This injury was nothing to it.

"Just roll two more balls!"

Then, I saw Uzumaki Jue slowly stand up, pretending to be shaky, and said in a weak voice, "Jue, the benefits this month are not very good."

Black Jue subconsciously clenched his fists, and the idea of ​​beating him surged in his mind again, but when he saw Uzumaki Jue's miserable appearance, he gritted his teeth and said.

"Who doesn't lose two years of business first?"

Seeing that it could say such comforting words, Uzumaki Jue immediately straightened his chest, tears in his eyes, and said with emotion, "Jue, you are so kind!"

Although Black Jue still nodded expressionlessly, when he felt the admiring eyes of White Jue, he couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart.

The guy in front of him was not the White Jue who mechanically executed orders in the cave, but a unique existence with independent thoughts, and this guy didn't flatter.

Thinking of this, Black Jue couldn't help but narrow his eyes and whispered softly.

"Is this my charm as a leader?"

"Even the independent-minded White Zetsu is attracted by my charm?"

"."

Squeak!

At this moment, the heavy gate of Konoha was slowly pushed open from the inside, making a low sound, and Black Zetsu's eyes were also attracted.

Afterwards, two young men wearing special Uchiha clothes came out from inside, lined up on both sides of the gate, and began to register the information of every visitor who wanted to enter Konoha Village in an orderly manner.

Bang!

After kicking Uzumaki Zetsu, Black Zetsu said with a cold face.

"Keep reading to me, evil Uchiha!!"

"Evil Uchiha!!"

Uzumaki Zetsu muttered a sentence, then turned his head to look to the side, lowered his voice and said, "When are we going to rescue Uchiha Asuka? That is the important fighting force designated by Lord Madara."

"Idiot!"

Black Zetsu glared at him fiercely, and then looked at the Uchiha clan members at the door.

Recently, Uzumaki Zetsu has been buzzing around his ears like a fly, opening his mouth to save Uchiha Asuka, and shutting up to say that Uchiha Asuka is an important force in the plan.

It would be fine if this bastard liked Uchiha Madara, but he didn't expect that he actually liked Uchiha Asuka now.

Thinking of this, he kicked Uzumaki Zetsu's ass again and gritted his teeth.

"Repeat after me, evil Uchiha!!"

"Evil Uchiha." Uzumaki Zetsu blinked his eyes. Although he didn't understand the intention of Black Zetsu, he still followed and recited it for some unspeakable reasons.

After reciting it, he couldn't help but complain in his heart.

"Is there anyone more evil than us in the whole ninja world?"

Early in the morning.

The sun dispelled the light morning mist, shining on the fruit-laden fields, and at the same time on the pedestrians who were about to enter Konoha.

Black Zetsu and Uzumaki Zetsu followed the crowd into Konoha Village with their superb disguises. They looked at the dense crowd around them, and Black Zetsu kicked aside again, saying angrily.

"Asshole, read it to me!"

"Evil Uchiha!"

Although he didn't know if this brainwashing technique was useful, Black Zetsu didn't want to hear good things from Uchiha at all.

Uchiha Madara, naive and stupid, makes people worry.

Uchiha Obito, naive and stupid, makes people worry.

Uchiha Asuka.

"Ze, when are we going to rescue Asuka?"

Uzumaki Zetsu's voice suddenly rang in his ears. Black Zetsu closed his eyes, clenched his fists, and said angrily, "Save ass, he has been released by the people of Ryuchi Cave.

You should maintain a good relationship with him in the future, and the plan may start soon."

As he spoke, Black Zetsu looked up at the sky, staring at the moonlight in the sky, and his expression became more and more excited.

Because of Uchiha Asuka, bah. Because he actively distributed magazines, the funds in the organization are a bit too sufficient now, and the bills in the vault have been bitten by rats.

And now Nagato's body is full of life, and it is not impossible to launch the plan at this time.

And Uzumaki Zetsu also said that Uchiha Asuka also intends to participate in this plan.

"If you demand perfection in your plans, it will make you afraid to do things." Black Zetsu murmured, and a gleam of light gradually appeared in his eyes.

"Fifty percent sure"

"Sure!!"