Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

The next day, early morning.

When the villagers of Konoha Village walked out of their homes, they were surprised to find that the streets were extremely clean today, as if they had just been carefully cleaned. Even the donkeys tied on the roadside were much cleaner.

"damned!"

Suddenly, a shrill roar came from the simple donkey shed, "Who washed my donkey? You just wash the donkey, why are you shaving it??"

Everyone followed the sound and saw the middle-aged man angrily slapping the donkey's head, pointing at the words "Konoha must win" on the donkey's back, and greeting the other party's ancestors.

"I thought the donkeys kept on the roadside were too dirty, so I washed them in the middle of the night!"

"Hiss~ This donkey is quite clean after being washed. I'm afraid it was washed four or five times, right?"

"After all, the Chuunin Examination is coming today. We can't let those from other villages see our jokes in Konoha, right? We just want those from other villages to see that even Konoha's donkeys are better than those in their village. clean."

"Did you wash it??"

Realizing that everyone's eyes were on him, the smile of the young man who had just spoken froze. Then he scratched his head and laughed with a bit of embarrassment. "How could it be that I washed it? This is a head with "fire" The donkey knew that the chunin exam was coming soon, so he broke free from the reins and ran outside to take a bath."

"whispering sound!"

Everyone glanced at the donkey in the distance with an extremely happy expression on their faces.

This man is right.

The donkeys in Konoha are cleaner than other villages.

Seeing the proud expressions of these villagers, Feiniao couldn't help but look back at the donkey and subconsciously rubbed his chin.

Didn't he remember that he washed the donkey so clean yesterday? ?

Has anyone washed it again? ?

"never mind!"

Asuka stared at the donkey for a moment, then turned to look at the ninja school.

The Chunin Examination System, founded by Senju Tobirama, is held twice a year, each time including three examination links. This is one of several paths for ninjas to be promoted, and it is also an important window for allied countries to observe national strength.

As for an excellent ninja, first he must be able to write, secondly he must be able to solve questions, and finally he must be able to cheat. Therefore, the written test is a very important part of the chunin exam, and it is included in almost every exam.

Thinking of this, the image of a middle-aged uncle wearing green tights, thick eyebrows, big eyes, and unshaven beard suddenly appeared in Asuka's mind.

As a genin for ten thousand years, Matt Dai failed in all the chuunin exams twice a year, but without exception, that guy couldn't even pass the written test every time.

"I vaguely remember that the reason why Matt Dai was not promoted to chuunin was because he was too down-to-earth in addition to concealing his strength." Thinking of the scene that had happened, Asuka's cheeks shook uncontrollably.

One year during the chunin exams, Matt Dai was in the same exam room as him, and during the exam, Asuka saw that he really couldn't answer the questions, so he kindly passed the answers to him.

However, what was unexpected was that Mattei didn't even glance at the answer and directly handed in the blank paper.

The moment he walked out of the examination room, he laughed boldly and said loudly, "If you don't cheat in youth, you will have no regrets in your life; if you can't do the questions this year, I will come back next year!"

As a punishment for handing in a blank paper today, I have to run a hundred laps around the village and go home standing on my head before I finish. "

Recalling that scene, a trace of complexity appeared on Asuka's face.

If Dai had spent his training time on reading, he might have passed the written test long ago, but if he hadn't spent his reading time on training, he might not have been able to open the door to death.

can only say.

Blessings and misfortunes depend on them, misfortunes.

"damn thing!!"

A cold female voice suddenly sounded, instantly interrupting Asuka's thoughts.

He subconsciously stopped and turned to look behind him.

As his gaze moved slowly, Asuka's dark eyes gradually reflected a black-haired woman. She wore a simple white short shirt on her upper body and a fitted skirt on her lower body. This outfit alone was enough to make people look... Imagine her as a generous and decent woman.

However.

When he caught a glimpse of Kushina's cold cheeks, her murderous eyes, and her clenched fists, Asuka's heart tightened and he instinctively took a step back.

"Bitch, why are you holding back?" Kushina clenched her fists and took a step forward, approaching Asuka again, "Is I a devil? Does it scare you so much?"

Some time ago, when she had a good relationship with Uchiha Asuka, she no longer called her "concubine", but after that incident, Kushina suddenly realized that this bitch was so courageous! !

Give him some color and he dares to open a dyeing workshop! !

The closer the relationship is, the more he dares to make a move! !

"Kushina-sama!"

Seeing that there was no one around, Asuka cleared her throat and lowered her voice deliberately, "Actually, I was also confused that day, and I just wanted to let Naruto leave a deep impression on the girl he liked.

Let me tell you this, after experiencing that incident, Naruto's success rate in pursuing that girl directly increased by 21.34%. "

Hearing this, Kushina nodded slightly. There was no trace of human emotion in her cold voice, "If you say that, do I want to kneel down and kowtow to you?"

“There’s no need to kowtow!!”

Asuka waved her hands quickly and said a little embarrassedly, "It's a small effort, it's a small effort. If Kushina-sama really wants to thank me, well, just forget about that incident and just pretend it never happened."

Kushina nodded again.

Then she took a step forward, and then saw Uchiha Asuka take another step back. As she moved forward, he stepped back, always keeping a distance of two body lengths from her.

After walking a few steps, Kushina suddenly stopped and said in a commanding tone.

"Stop, if you step back again, I will beat you to death!"

Hearing this, Asuka immediately stopped and looked at him with some vigilance.

Taking advantage of this brief gap, Kushina quickly took two steps forward and closed the distance with him.

Afterwards, she looked up at Asuka. Although her eyes were still cold, her clenched fists slowly loosened, "This is a gift I specially prepared for you!"

While speaking, Kushina took out a paper gift box from behind and handed it over.

Asuka: ? ? ?

He stared at the exquisite gift box for a while, and his eyes were vigilant.

When the weasel started to pay New Year's greetings, it meant that a chicken was going to be unlucky.

Asuka even suspected that the gift box contained detonating talismans, and as long as he opened the gift box, an explosion would occur, or that the gift box contained some spoof toys or something.

As for the real gift.

"Is the thing inside serious?"

Looking at Uchiha Asuka's puzzled eyes, and his hands behind his back and unwilling to take the gift box, Kushina immediately understood what this guy was thinking.

Then, she narrowed her eyes, and a ripple suddenly appeared in her cold voice.

"Let's put it one thing at a time. This gift is to thank you. Because of your help, I was able to take care of Naruto.

I am not an idiot who knows nothing. I understand that every time Uchiha uses the Mangekyō, it will cause irreversible damage to the eyes until both eyes are completely blind."

"Oh!"

Hearing this, Asuka instantly let go of his hanging heart. He took the gift box with both hands and said with emotion, "I didn't expect that I would receive a gift from Lady Kushina in my lifetime.

Of course, compared to the gift, I still hope that Lady Kushina can forget about that matter. It was a moment of confusion."

"Let's put it one thing at a time!!"

After saying this again, she gently patted Asuka's shoulder and sneered, "Uchiha Asuka, the matter of kissing me by force will not be let go. This debt is not so easy to pay.

Go buy two cold drinks and send them to the ninja school. I'll wait for you there."

After that, she walked straight past Asuka and walked towards the ninja school.

Today is the day of the written exam for the Chunin Exam. Kushina plans to share Naruto's joy and celebrate his passing as soon as possible after he passes the exam.

Thinking of this, she turned around and looked at Uchiha Asuka who was standing there in a daze, frowning.

"Why are you standing here stupidly instead of going shopping?"

"Why should I go?"

"Just because you bully the widow and the fourth generation"

Before Kushina finished her words, she watched Asuka turn around and leave, and immediately snorted with contempt.

She is not a little girl, and she will not die if she is kissed, but she feels uncomfortable about this matter, and Uchiha Asuka has helped her several times.

"Bah!!"

"Scumbag!!"

"I can eat this handle for the rest of my life!!"