Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Ring ring ring!

In the quiet bedroom, a piercing alarm bell suddenly sounded.

A few seconds later, an arm stretched out from the bed and accurately tapped the button on the top of the alarm clock. The clock that had been noisy just now fell silent instantly.

"Why did I set the alarm so early?" Naruto opened his eyes drowsily, looked through the window at the morning light outside, and muttered, "It's not even bright yet."

Before he finished speaking, he opened his eyes and jumped out of bed as if he thought of something.

Then, Naruto pushed open the window, took two deep breaths of fresh air, and his chaotic mind suddenly became clear.

"I'm so stupid. I was talking about this before going to bed. How could I forget it in the blink of an eye?"

He looked up at where the Ichiraku Ramen Shop was, stuck out his tongue, licked his lips, and said excitedly, "That big sister is really a good person. She invited me to dinner after only knowing her for a day."

he tui! !

at this time.

Kyuubi, who was sealed in Naruto's body, suddenly spit on the ground and said angrily, "What an idiot, he actually thought that woman was a good person."

Looking at the shining gold chain on the iron door, Kyuubi knew that this was the mark left by the reinforcement of the seal.

Although the Kyuubi can now see the outside world through Naruto's perspective and can also hear the sounds of the outside world, its chakra is severely restricted in the cage, which is specifically reflected in the following.

It can't talk to this idiot now.

"How did that woman come back to life?"

This question has never been figured out since Kyuubi discovered that Kushina was still alive.

but

When he saw Naruto who was brushing his teeth, Kyuubi suddenly grinned and revealed a ferocious smile, "It's really sad that he doesn't even know his biological mother.

Just die. "

"Those idiots in Konoha are really idiots. They haven't found any trace of Kushina Uzumaki until now. They might as well die together."

"And the Uchiha who is following Kushina actually has the aura of those eyes, but it is really a pity. The Uchiha who has been inherited for thousands of years now only has these three melons and two dates. He died well."

Kyuubi was like a chatterbox at the moment, constantly cursing the ninjas who imprisoned him.

In this dark, claustrophobic environment, even a tailed beast with huge chakra would feel deeply lonely.

Especially after sleeping for so many years, Kyuubi was very eager to stretch his muscles. However, as soon as he stood up, his head hit the roof; just as he wanted to stretch his claws, his nails hit the cell door.

The most irritating thing is that every time it wakes up from a deep sleep, it sees the jinchuriki being scolded, and when those idiot villagers scold the jinchuriki, they always bring it with them. Go to hell with the demon fox who opens his mouth, and you demon fox who keeps your mouth shut. all family die.

As for who the demon fox is, isn't it obvious?

It, the Nine Lamas, cannot escape the fate of being scolded whether it is awake, sleeping or distracted.

Thinking of the villagers who pointed at Naruto but opened and closed their mouths to curse "Death to the demon fox", Kyuubi grinned and said with a cruel smile, "Give me a chance to go out, I will definitely send you to reunite with your ancestors" !”

"A bunch of idiots, they can't find any pain points when attacking jinchūriki, they use "demon fox" to attack me every day!!"

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Just as Kyuubi was thinking about whether there would be a chance to escape in the future, it found that the scene in front of it suddenly turned into the entrance of Ichiraku Ramen.

It was still early, but the Ichiraku Ramen shop was already crowded with people and there was a long queue.

Looking at the long dragon, Kyuubi slowly narrowed his eyes, and after searching the crowd for a moment, a flash of red light suddenly flashed in his eyes, "Damn Uchiha, damn Uzumaki.

It really makes me unhappy! !

No, I feel great now! ! "

After learning about the tragic fate of the Uchiha and Uzumaki clans, Kyuubi, whose fate was also quite tragic, instantly felt a lot more balanced.

After all, everyone has wiped out their clans. It’s good to wipe them out.

"Is this Uchiha chasing Kushina??" Looking at the black-haired young man from Uchiha, Kyuubi couldn't help but have some doubts in its heart. It recalled Kushina's words last night and wondered.

"How can someone like an idiot and violent maniac like Kushina??"

"Oh~~"

Immediately afterwards, Kyuubi seemed to have thought of something, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, "Uchiha who turn on the kaleidoscope generally have poor eyesight, and poor eyesight means blindness.

No wonder."

at this time.

Outside the Ichiraku Ramen store.

After pushing through the crowd, Naruto finally saw the black-haired elder sister standing on the steps.

He jumped up and waved to the other party, then trotted to Kushina, put his hands on his knees, and panted violently, "Big sister, am I not late?"

Kushina smiled slightly and said softly.

"Just in time!"

"Then..." After breathing for a while, Naruto raised his head, looked around, and said hesitantly, "Where is the person who likes big sister? Isn't he here today?"

Due to the many traumas he experienced as a child, Naruto was always wary of sudden kindness from strangers.

In the past, many people saw how pitiful he was and wanted to lend a helping hand. However, when those people learned of his identity, the disgust in their eyes was clearly revealed.

Therefore, when Naruto learned that he could help this big sister, he came over without even thinking.

On the contrary, if he felt that he could not help his elder sister but the other party insisted on inviting him to dinner, Naruto would not come over.

"Cough~"

Seeing the disappointment gradually showing in Naruto's eyes, Kushina coughed lightly, pointed to the inside of the store, and whispered, "He's here, he's waiting for us inside."

Hearing this, Naruto's eyes lit up, and he quickly patted his chest to assure.

"Don't worry, big sister, I'm here, I won't embarrass you."

"Please!" Seeing her son's happy look, Kushina also smiled slightly, thinking to herself, "It's worth it that I dragged Uchiha Asuka here to act.

Uchiha Asuka, if you dare to mess up, I'll never let you go."

Then she took Naruto into the ramen shop and sat down directly opposite Uchiha Asuka.

The water in the ramen shop hadn't boiled yet, but the shop was already full.

The guests were playing with their chopsticks in their hands, or fiddling with the seasoning boxes on the table, waiting for the kitchen to cook delicious ramen, while chatting about what happened recently.

Listening to the various noisy sounds in his ears, Naruto lowered his head and thought about his task for the day again in his mind.

"To be a qualified troublemaker, you must not let the pursuer succeed, but also not let the atmosphere at the dinner table become cold, and not let the elder sister feel embarrassed. You also need to make the pursuer lose face and not hate the elder sister because of this."

"What a heavy task!!"

Thinking of this, he looked up at the young man in front of him and broke the silence first.

"Big brother, what kind of noodles do you like?"

Asuka, who was looking through the menu, was suddenly stunned for a moment, and then he handed the menu to the mother and son sitting opposite, and said casually: "I like instant noodles."

Asuka was not talking nonsense. Compared with Ichiraku Ramen, which he had to wait in line every time he ate, he really preferred instant noodles that could be made in a few minutes.

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Naruto's expression froze. He didn't expect that he couldn't continue the conversation after just one sentence.

The person opposite didn't seem to know how to chat.

Glancing at the big sister next to him, Naruto took a deep breath and smiled awkwardly, "Oh, actually, I also like to eat instant noodles. It's not only convenient and fast to eat, but also has a great taste.

Big brother, what kind of instant noodles do you like? Three minutes or five minutes?"

Thinking of the instant noodles he made, Asuka pinched his chin with one hand and said with some nostalgia.

"I especially like instant noodles cooked in a pot.

When cooking, I will pour the leftovers into the pot and cook them together with the instant noodles, and then add some of the top cat cans from the Bird Country, of course, a bucket of fried chicken, and a bag of ice-cold milk. The taste is simply amazing!"

Hearing this, Naruto's eyelids twitched slightly.

"The man in front of me is a cult!!"

It's okay to eat instant noodles by boiling them, but he actually cooked the leftovers with the instant noodles, which simply subverted his cognition. This guy is not only a topic terminator, but also an instant noodle terminator!

Gan! !