Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

Extra (free version)--Tsunade: The Evil Uchiha

ps: Alas, I am too busy and have no time to correct typos and grammatical errors. Please forgive me. [Hiss, it’s not like I’m getting married, so I’m just busy]

The Second Ninja War.

Konoha is still very quiet today.

Although the bustling streets are a bit bleaker than before the war, they are still a bit more prosperous than other places.

"Meatballs, delicious meatballs."

"The meatballs here are five taels cheaper than those next door. The same processing method and the same purchasing channels mean they are cheaper."

"Believe it or not, I demolished your stall."

"come!"

Hearing the simple business war going on next to him, a little kid squeezed his way to the front of the crowd, then looked up at the two bosses who were throwing balls at each other, and couldn't help but smack his mouth.

"No matter how many times I watch it, I always feel that these people in Konoha are really simple. They don't have any twists and turns when it comes to business wars, they just set people off."

After Xiao Douding's words were heard by the melon-eating people around him, his expressions suddenly became a little uneasy. It sounded like these words were spoken by people from other villages. Although this business war was indeed simple and unpretentious, it couldn't be said out loud.

Then, they looked down at the child with his arms crossed.

With short, shiny black hair and exquisite facial features, it is easy to tell that this man must be a handsome guy in the future, but his gossipy eyes are just like those of adults like them.

"hiss!"

At this time, the people standing by suddenly caught a glimpse of the gray clothes on Xiao Douding's body, and took a breath of the nearby balls. Although the clan uniform did not look new, the fan-shaped mark on the other person's back seemed to be brand new.

The gossipy brat of the Uchiha family.

Snapped!

At this time, a bunch of meatballs flew over from the air and landed firmly on Xiao Douding's hand. He grabbed the meatballs and took a bite. Then he narrowed his eyes slightly, took out a few coins from his arms and gave them to the man next to him. People, milk is in the air.

"Uncle, after those two guys finish typing, help me settle the bill."

As he spoke, Xiao Douding showed his clan emblem on his back as if he was afraid that his money would be embezzled, and said with an innocent look.

"My name is Uchiha Asuka, uncle, I remember your appearance."

As soon as he finished speaking, he took the meatball and disappeared into the crowd of onlookers.

Looking back at the crowd who were still watching, Asuka was eating meatballs while admiring the scenery of Konoha. He had traveled to Konoha for four years, in other words, he was now four years old.

When he remembered it, he knew that he might never have a chance to be with the protagonist in this life.

First of all, he has no brothers.

Secondly, he dressed too early.

at last.

Looking at the pregnant woman with a pregnant belly coming towards him, Feiniao greeted her very politely.

"Hina-nee, good morning."

Hina looked at the delicate kid in front of her, covered her mouth and smiled.

"Little Flying Bird, eat less meatballs, your teeth will fall out."

"You're not tired of eating!" Asuka walked up to Hina, took advantage of her age and raised her hand to touch Hina's belly, and said seriously, "Mrs. Hina, the child in your belly is very healthy, and it's a boy. , very handsome boy.”

"Little flying bird!"

Hina leaned down and kneaded Asuka's cheeks with her hands, sighing.

"If he could be half as handsome as you, I would be satisfied."

Asuka rubbed his chin with one hand. He thought of what Kakashi would look like in the future, and then looked at Kakashi's fucking appearance and nodded.

"There should be someone half as handsome as me."

"Hey~"

Hina continued to rub Asuka's little face and chuckled.

"Little Asuka, haven't you always wanted to learn medical ninjutsu?

Today, my sister heard from Sakumo that Tsunade-sama made a suggestion at the Jonin meeting to include medical ninjas in the mission team and proposed the establishment of a training mechanism for medical ninjas. "

Hearing this, Asuka's eyes gradually became brighter. According to the practices of those senior time travellers, as long as they choose to support Tsunade's proposal at the jounin meeting, they can almost 100% win Tsunade's favor and win the beauty.

Forget about hugging the beauty, that guy's figure is so bad that he can't even see it. He just wants to gain Tsunade's favor and learn some of her own medical ninjutsu.

"Thank you sister, I'm going to stop Tsunade-sama."

After saying that, Asuka ate the meatballs in his hand, turned around and ran towards Konoha Medical Department.

Tsunade, I'm coming too! !

When he arrived at the medical department, Feiniao couldn't help but sigh in his heart when he looked at the simple two-story department.

Konoha's medical development is really poor now. The medical department has two floors, and it's not as grand as the Nara clan's medicinal materials department.

At this time.

Just when he was worried about where to find Tsunade, Asuka saw a bald ninja at the door suddenly come out to see a patient. He trotted over quickly and praised him.

“Future Minister of Health, your head that exudes wisdom shone into my eyes from across the street and stung them deeply.

I have a hunch that the main reason that will open my eyes in the future must be your head that shines with the light of wisdom. "

Snapped!

The bald man slapped his forehead with his big hand. He looked down at the little Douding standing at the foot of the steps through the gap left by his fingers, and kept thinking in his heart.

"Children's words are unbridled, children's words are unbridled. Who told me that when I first saw him as an Uchiha, I had to be mean and say that I like to hear compliments from others."

After taking a few deep breaths, he looked down at Asuka and asked.

"Little Feiniao, why are you here at the medical department again?"

Asuka looked at this hypocritical bald ladle, took a step back, raised his head and said.

"I'm looking for Tsunade-sama."

"Her."

Thinking of the bad-tempered First Hokage's granddaughter, he looked at the Uchiha clan emblem on Asuka's back and shook his head subconsciously.

"I can help you convey something. She has been in a bad temper these past two days. You are an Uchiha child, so don't get into trouble."

"Women always have a few days every month, and it seems she is no exception."

"Yes, she is really a troublesome woman. When I think that she may become my minister in the future, I feel extremely heartbroken."

"Don't worry, the minister's position is there. What she can't take away is yours."

"I love hearing this."

When the people around saw the discussion between the elder and the younger, Tsunade started to talk about it. After looking at the two of them with strange expressions, they quickly took a few steps back and stayed away from these two unlucky things.

Knowing that Tsunade-sama was in a bad mood, she really felt that she was living too long.

Seeing a narrow-eyed woman with a yellow ponytail suddenly appear not far from the two of them, everyone took a step back again.

Unlucky thing!

"you."

Hearing an unusually cold female voice coming from their ears, Asuka and Baldhead both trembled at the same time, then slowly turned their heads to look to the right.

"Are you talking about me?"

The girl who appeared in front of them was very beautiful, wearing a white coat and black silk armor. Although her eyes were squinted, her delicate facial features could still make people recognize her at a glance in the crowd.

Although the figure is slightly smaller in the rear view, it is now showing its rudimentary form.

Tsuna. Tsunade? ?

Asuka took a breath with some toothache, then looked up at Tsunade's clenched fist and swallowed, then stood directly in front of the bald man and said quickly.

"Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry, please put all the blame on me."

? ? ?

Seeing this very loyal Uchiha brat standing in front of him, the bald man sniffed and cursed himself angrily.

How can one become a minister if he is so irresponsible?

Suppressing the fear in his heart, he kicked Asuka aside, gritted his teeth and faced Tsunade, and said with a pinched neck.

"What does this kid know? It's all a true reflection of my heart. I just want to be a minister."

boom!

He saw a small, white fist wrapped in the air, landing directly on the bald man's chest like an iron pestle.

In an instant, the bald man felt a sharp pain in his chest. He was as stooped as a prawn, his eyes almost popped out of his sockets, and he flew backwards.

Looking at the bald man who was flying upside down and vomiting his breakfast, after the bird rolled twice on the ground, he glanced around and started to walk in the other direction quietly.

This bitch Tsunade has such a bad temper.

Snapped!

His shoulders suddenly sank.

Asuka's eyes rolled slightly and he looked at the slender hand on his right shoulder. He smelled the citrus smell emanating from her hand and swallowed softly.

The pressure on his body was now like a huge mountain, his limbs became extremely heavy, and a lot of sweat broke out on his forehead.

Is this the sense of oppression that jounin feels?

After waiting for a few seconds, he saw that Tsunade had no intention of speaking. He smelled the increasingly strong citrus smell in the air, and while muttering to himself that the other party had eaten a lot of grapefruit, he gritted his teeth and turned to look at the "big grapefruit" walking behind him. , said in an unusually sincere tone.

"Tsunade-sama, I'm sorry!"

"Kid, look directly at me."

Hearing these words, Asuka subconsciously raised his head and looked into Tsunade's eyes.

Didn't see it.

After silently taking a step back, he raised his head to look into Tsunade's eyes again. This time without any obstruction, Asuka could clearly see Tsunade's face, and her whole body exuded the aura of wanting to hit someone.

Gulu~

Tsunade slowly leaned down, looked at the Uchiha brat who was swallowing his saliva, gently hit his head with his fist, and said with a half-smile.

"You Uchiha brat, did you go all the way to the medical department just to talk about me behind my back? How dare you."

The atmosphere in the air gradually became a little solid.

Feeling that she seemed to want to take out her anger on him, Asuka quickly took a step back to avoid the claws. Then, before Tsunade could continue to stretch her hand over, he stared at Tsunade with wide eyes and said with a milky voice.

"Tsunade-sama, I came here specifically to find you."

"Is it because you didn't find me and you were a little bored, so you talked about me behind my back with that bald guy?"

Seeing that Tsunade had guessed the development of the matter, he wanted to nod and say yes, but when the corner of his eye glanced at the bulging veins on her forehead, Asuka quickly shook his head and explained.

"It was the suggestion Tsunade-sama mentioned in the Jonin meeting today that touched my heart, and then I ran out of the clan to find Tsunade-sama."

Hearing this, Tsunade's fists froze in mid-air. She stared at Asuka's eyes for a long time, and then looked at the Uchiha clan emblem behind him, with a look of disappointment on her face.

He was really overthinking, he was an Uchiha, how could the suggestions he made touch the heart of an Uchiha.

This hateful kid actually took advantage of himself.

Before she could speak, Asuka raised her head, looked at Tsunade's gloomy expression, twitched her mouth, and then explained.

"Tsunade-sama, I have actually been studying medical books since I was two years old. My current level of medical ninjutsu is no worse than the genin in the hospital, and can even be compared to some chuunin."

Tsunade raised her eyebrows. Seeing that the child didn't look fake, she put her arms on her chest and asked.

"What did you learn?"

Asuka said proudly with his hands on his hips.

“Painless sterilization can be done on both humans and animals.

According to the evaluation given to me after the family test, they said that I am a hawk who advocates "As long as everyone has no descendants, then the ninja world will be peaceful", I was forcibly classified into the group of hawks.

Actually, I felt like I was on the pro-village side, but they didn’t want me. "

sterilization?

Uchiha radicals?

Thinking of the village's policy of encouraging childbirth, and thinking of the brat's ideas just now, two veins popped up on Tsunade's forehead again, "You Uchiha brat, you actually have such evil thoughts."

Looking up at Tsunade's dark face, Asuka blinked blankly.

He was right.

As long as Shisui and Itachi are made father-in-law, Uchiha may be able to live for a few more years. As long as he survives to the age of prince, the family will be stable.

The old man in the family who tested him was sick. Unless he had too radical ideas, he was directly classified as a radical before he could continue to answer the following questions.

After lowering his head and thinking for a while, Asuka sniffed and continued.

"Tsunade-sama, I want to learn medical ninjutsu."

"Don't teach."

"All right."

Seeing Tsunade decisively rejecting him, Asuka lowered his head and turned around and walked in another direction. He felt a little disappointed and at the same time couldn't help but feel a little happy.

No need to take this beating.

It would be the same for Tsunade to support her idea after a few days, so as not to be regarded as someone with ulterior motives.

boom!

Just as Asuka lowered his head and walked forward, he felt as if his head had hit a ball of cotton. He looked up at Tsunade's trembling thighs and wondered.

"Tsunade-sama, is there anything else?"

"Well!" She hummed softly, then lowered her head to look into Uchiha Asuka's eyes and asked carefully, "I now suspect that you were sent by the Uchiha clan to get close to me. You are an Uchiha, why do you want to learn medical ninjutsu? ?”

? ? ?

Asuka looked at Tsunade as if he were an idiot, and then after receiving a punch, he covered his head and said aggrievedly.

"What does my learning of medical ninjutsu have to do with my identity as Uchiha?

Will practicing medical ninjutsu prevent me from practicing the family sharingan?

Will practicing medical ninjutsu prevent me from practicing other ninjutsu?

Isn't it normal knowledge that medical ninjas also have combat capabilities?

On the contrary, what happened to me, a fighting ninja, with medical ninjutsu?

Just because I'm an Uchiha, you can't subvert your own understanding, right? "

After hearing these words, Tsunade suddenly choked up. What this kid said made sense, but I didn't know how to refute it.

Boom!

After she knocked Asuka on the head again, she put her hands on her hips and spoke confidently.

"It's not strange at all for others to practice medical ninjutsu, but it's strange for you, an Uchiha, to practice this stuff, and it's even more strange to practice sterilization.

Tell me your purpose, or else you can go home with me for dinner tonight and you won’t have to do your share at home. "

"Coco. But I am Uchiha.

I just want to learn medical ninjutsu, what's the purpose of this. "

Seeing Asuka raising her head and looking at herself with big watery eyes, Tsunade thought for a moment and then suddenly twitched the corner of her mouth.

She almost forgot that this was the mentally unstable Uchiha.

Nothing they do is surprising.

And based on their brains and their confidence in the power of the Sharingan, they would definitely let their children learn this kind of ninjutsu, let alone send it to them.

Thinking of this, Tsunade gave the brat a little test, and then a look of surprise flashed in her eyes.

It seems that what he said is right. The theoretical knowledge has indeed surpassed that of many people, and he can also condense a trace of [Palm Senjutsu] chakra. This kid does have the potential to become a medical ninja.

The Uchiha family has a medical ninja taught by the Senju family.

A strange look slowly appeared in Tsunade's eyes. She looked down at Asuka and asked curiously.

"Since you just said that my speech at the Jonin meeting yesterday touched your heart, please tell me."

Has the opportunity come? ?

Seeing Tsunade looking at him curiously, Asuka coughed slightly and said in a thick voice on purpose.

“When people are killed, they die!

When people are cut, they will be injured!

The significance of the existence of medical ninjas in the team depends on whether his teammates need [rescue] and whether there is [time and space for treatment]. Medical ninjas on the front line are like insurance. I hope they will not be used, but once they are needed Sometimes, if you don’t have it, you will be very confused.”

As time passed, Tsunade slowly straightened up and her expression became serious.

Although this kid talks about a lot of things, many of them are things that cannot be realized, and his own knowledge is a bit too superficial, and it doesn't look like someone else has specially trained him to deceive him.

At least it's impossible to train such an idiot to lie to yourself

At this time, Asuka took out a cat-shaped wallet from his pocket and handed it to Tsunade, closing his eyes and saying.

"This is the pocket money I have saved over the past few years. Please use it, Tsunade-sama, to train medical ninjas."

Seeing the pained look on the other person's face, Tsunade glanced at the scattered coins in her wallet and shook her head in her heart.

"No matter if he is real or fake, an Uchiha brat can support himself."

Thinking of the senior officials in the village who openly supported her but were unwilling to be fake at all, Tsunade reached out and took the wallet handed over by Asuka, waved to him and said.

"This money is too little to train medical ninjas. I'll double it for you when I go to the casino."

? ? ?

Looking at his empty hands, Asuka looked at Tsunade's leaving back and blinked blankly.

You really want it.

I'm just being polite.

afternoon.

Casino entrance.

Tsunade stood at the entrance of the casino with empty hands. She looked back at the gamblers who had lost a red eye inside. Thinking of herself who had lost a red eye just now, her face darkened and she walked towards the Uchiha clan.

"Since I lost all my money to that brat, I have to make some compensation. Compensation for what? How about compensating him for joining the medical department, and pissing off those guys in the police department with their nostrils in the sky."

Thinking of this, a smile suddenly appeared on Tsunade's face.

It's really interesting to think about dragging Uchiha to the medical department.

When she arrived at the Uchiha clan, she found out where Asuka lived by asking around.

"Are our ancestors rich?"

Looking at the house in the distance that was several times larger than a normal house, Tsunade raised her eyebrows, then reached out and knocked on the door, and heard the voice of a middle-aged man from the opposite street.

"Asuka should not be at home at this time."

Turning back to look at the middle-aged man who spoke, a flash of lightning flashed in Tsunade's mind, and she immediately recognized who the man was.

Uchiha Ryoichi's younger brother, Uchiha Ryoichi.

Second Grandpa mentioned the other party specifically.

"When will he come back?"

Hearing this, Ryoichi glanced at the sun in the sky. Although he didn't know why Tsunade suddenly wanted to find Asuka, since there was no murderous intention in him, he probably wasn't looking for trouble.

Then he pointed towards the center of the clan and spoke.

"He went there for training and will be back in about an hour or two. The key to his house is under the flower pot next to him. You can go to the house and wait for him, or you can come and sit here."

"Thanks!"

Seeing Tsunade saying thank you and then standing directly at the door, as if she was waiting for Asuka to come back, Ryoichi shook his head when he saw this, then went to the yard of Asuka's house, opened the flowerpot, took out the key and inserted it into the keyhole. At the same time, he spoke.

"There's nothing valuable in his house, so there's no need to wait outside the door."

Click!

After saying that, I heard a sound of a machine, and the door opened instantly.

Pointing to the sofa inside, Ryoichi said.

"You go in and sit down first, I'll have someone call him back."

Looking at Ryoichi's leaving figure, Tsunade had a flash of doubt in her eyes and murmured.

"The two of them look familiar."

After saying that, she sat directly on the sofa and fiddled with her fingers in boredom.

Looking at the photo hanging on the wall, Tsunade's eyes narrowed.

Because she saw the person in the middle of the photo, and she also has a photo of that person at home.

Uchiha Madara

Is this family related to Uchiha Madara?

Thinking of the extremely familiar actions between Ryoichi and the other party just now, Tsunade's eyes became even weirder.

Uchiha Madara's junior wants to learn medical ninjutsu?

Wow! Wow!

At this time, a breeze passed through the room and blew the white paper on the table to the ground.

Seeing this, Tsunade walked over and picked up the white papers scattered on the ground one by one.

Looking at what was painted on it, he couldn't help but shake his head and chuckle.

“The scenery is beautiful!”

Wow!

next moment.

When Tsunade turned to the second page, the smile on her face instantly froze.

The person in the painting has long light yellow hair that is very similar to hers, her short light yellow eyebrows are also very similar to hers, her bright brown eyes are also very similar to hers, and her white and tender skin is also very similar to hers. In short, everything is similar to hers.

The only thing that doesn't look like it is that the person in the painting has a plump figure that doesn't look like a human being in the bikini.

He lowered his head and glanced at his chest, and then looked at the portrait (full body portrait) on the white paper, which was still a portrait wearing a swimsuit.

Tsunade clenched her right fist tightly.

It didn't matter that she didn't draw it big, the evil Uchiha actually included himself in the drawing.

Sun, beach, bikini, kid.

Seeing that the person in the painting was half-kneeling on the ground, applying sunscreen to the Uchiha brat, several veins appeared on Tsunade's forehead, and her face turned a little dark red.

"I won't peel off a few layers of your skin today. I will take your surname as Uchiha."