Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming

five minutes later.

As soon as Ichikishimahime's consciousness returned to her original body, before she could feel happy, she felt that the chakra in her body had stopped moving.

seal?

Thinking that he had actually been hit by a ninjutsu that sealed chakra, his face suddenly fell again.

"You can take the exam with peace of mind. I have already explained the matter about the star ninja through the ninja cat and the village."

Asuka waved to the ninja cat, then turned around and comforted the three injured people with words.

He did not help the three of them recover from their physical injuries. The Chunin Exam was still a Chunin Exam. It was okay for him to take action against the Star Ninja. If he had helped them recover from their injuries, these three people would soon be deprived of their qualifications.

Thinking of those genin in Konoha, Asuka glanced at Iruka and twitched the corner of his mouth.

For ordinary people who don't have cheats, genin is not worthy of being a teacher in a ninja school.

"knew."

At this time, the three of them also looked at Asuka and nodded.

Asuka, who was wearing the ethnic uniform, looked extremely elegant, tall and handsome today, but when they saw the teacher stepping on the back of another little lolita with his right foot, he was still holding a stick thicker than his wrist. When I was pulling the rope, a few black lines couldn't help but appear on my forehead.

Asuka tightened the hemp rope in his hand, then ignored the three people who looked at him as if they were a pervert, turned around and waved to them.

"Come on for the exam. When you become a chuunin, the teacher will treat you to a feast."

After saying that, he lowered his head and glanced at the humanoid silkworm chrysalis at his feet, then twirled the rope in his hand, carried it on his back and walked towards the outside of the Death Forest.

Looking for information about Longdi Cave from books is not as fast as direct interrogation.

Moreover, in his impression, this little girl seemed to be a high-level executive in Longdi Cave.

"Hey, listen to me, put me down quickly. Just pretend this never happened today."

After Ichikishimahime struggled again to no avail, she raised her head with difficulty and looked at Asuka who was carrying her like a sack, and said fiercely.

"Do snakes also dream?"

When she heard the sound of flying birds in front of her, she was about to refute the other party, but then Ichikijima Hime noticed that the humans around her were looking at her strangely.

"Has she committed a crime at such a young age?"

"You can't tell a person by appearance. Tsunade-sama is so beautiful. How could anyone tell that she is from the same generation as my father?"

"That's right. There are many ninjutsu in the ninja world that can keep you young."

"Pooh!"

After spitting at the gossiping villagers and glaring back fiercely, she bared her teeth and said.

"Why can't snakes dream? I dream often."

Asuka turned back and glanced down at this guy, shook his head.

"idiot!"

Ichikijima Hime shook her body vigorously, her face flushed with anger, "If you have the ability to unlock the seal on my body, I'll see if I don't knock you down. I haven't used fairy magic at that time, so don't think so. You can beat me."

Asuka looked up at the slowly moving white clouds in the sky, with a speechless look on his face.

I don’t know if this guy has been in Longdi Cave for a long time. He opens his mouth and shuts his mouth. Not only is he deliberately pretending to be an adult, but he also doesn’t look very smart.

“Don’t mention the word immortality.

I can also guess from your skill that your immortal magic is not too strong. "

Her eyes slowly widened, and the tied-up Ichikijima Hime felt as if she had been stabbed in the heart when she heard the other party say that she was a dilettante. She bared a row of big white teeth, shook her body like a fish thrown on the shore, struggled violently, and retorted.

"Nonsense, during the first competition, I used my magic to hit you through the air. Is your butt numb?

This is the power of immortal magic. "

Hearing this, Asuka stopped instantly.

Reminiscing about the scene where he was attacked inexplicably during the Chunin Exam that day, he lifted the silkworm chrysalis from his back to his eyes, looked at the other person up and down, and said with half-squinted eyes.

"I thought it was some kind of pervert, but it turned out to be you that day?"

"That's right, it's my concubine."

Ichikishimahime nodded happily and said very honestly.

"I just want to test your meat quality in advance. After all, you are a human being noticed by the immortal. You will definitely take part in the Longdi Cave assessment in the future."

With a flash of red in his eyes, Feiniao looked at her expressionlessly and asked.

"How's the meat quality?"

Ichikishimahime thought about the scene that day, blinked her eyes, and then said with some nostalgia.

“Very bouncy and full of energy”

Hearing that the other party was actually criticizing, his face darkened, and then he jumped directly to a roof that no one could see, holding the hemp rope with his left hand, and said as he ran.

"Snake meat is rich in protein, has an excellent taste, strong meat texture, and rich flavor. It can improve eyesight, relieve coughs, strengthen the brain, and relieve fatigue."

Huh~huh~

The strong wind blew on her face, causing Ichikishimahime to narrow her eyes subconsciously.

Seeing that the other party kept talking about the efficacy and health care effects of snake meat, she glanced at the flying birds running all the way, then looked at the Uchiha tribe in front of her, and said warily.

"What do you want to do?"

Asuka asked after thinking for a while.

"Nothing, I just don't understand what the snake's [meat is tough] means?"

Ichikishimahime looked at the other party with disdain and explained.

"Idiot, it's chewy but not chewy."

"I still don't quite understand. After all, I have never dealt with snakes."

Then, he stretched his right hand along the gap of the hemp rope, and after kneading it for a few times, a look of surprise appeared on his face, "It turns out that snake meat is strong and tough, but there is too little fat, and it is just bones. No wonder It’s more than you can chew.”

? ? ?

After noticing the numbness coming from behind, Ichikishimahime gritted her upper teeth tightly until her lips became extremely pale, and at the same time looked at Asuka with murderous eyes.

Looking at her dark and rosy cheeks, Feiniao took out his hand and scratched his head, and said with an apologetic tone, but no apologetic expression on his face.

"I'm sorry, I don't know magic, so I can't touch other people's flesh from a distance.

Also, aren't you hungry? Why are you so skinny with no meat at all?

Are you being bullied by other snakes? Are they not letting you eat?

The whole body has been shaved and there are no bones, and there is not even a ounce of flesh. It is not as heavy as the fat cat at home.

I’ll treat you to canned cat food when you get back. The nutritional mix is ​​very balanced.”

The hands hidden under the hemp rope were digging at her nails hard. Ichikijima Hime's breathing became heavy. The other person pinched the snake's butt while speaking in disgust at the lack of meat in the butt. She was immediately confused. Those who wanted to I forgot all the curse words at once.

"Why does this poisonous mouth look like a certain tailed beast?"

boom!

Before she could get angry, she was thrown back by the other party again.

Staring at the Uchiha clan emblem on the opponent's back, Ichikijima's face gradually became distorted, her eyes were almost covered with bloodshot eyes, and she was already thinking about how to torture Asuka.

Gululu~

At this time, a strange bowel sound came.

Lifting her eyelids and looking forward, Ichikijima Hime blinked her eyes, suppressed the very bad thoughts in her heart, and asked somewhat innocently.

"What was that sound just now?"

Feiniao rubbed his belly and said with a normal expression.

"It must be a stomach upset.

Recently, Xi Yan didn't have time to make breakfast because of the Chunin exam, so I went back to the old way of eating, hot instant noodles + cold milk. Maybe it's because I haven't eaten it in recent times, and my stomach can't adapt. "

Gululu~

As the strange bowel sounds came again, Ichikishimahime's complexion changed. She subconsciously stuck out her tongue and licked the corner of her mouth before discussing.

"Can you hold me and run away?

If you really can’t hold it with your arms, you can make the rope longer and drag it on the ground.”

Asuka glanced back and comforted.

"How can a jounin not be able to bear such a thing?

You underestimate me too. "

"Yeah!"

Ichikishima Hime nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice, with a look of agreement on her face.

"You are a Jonin, you only have a body."

Phew~

A gust of wind blew on her face, and the dark blue hair in front of her forehead floated gently. She looked at the green willows blowing in the wind around her. This moment seemed to be full of endless poetry, which also suddenly made Ichikishimahime's mind Flashes a word learned from humans.

The breeze blows on my face and dances among the green willows.

The next moment, a sharp voice drowned out the noise of other pedestrians on the street. They looked up at the sky and heard an unusually sad and angry sound in the air.

"Uchi.Ha.Fei.Bird."

ten minutes later.

Snap!

Ryoichi, who was basking in the sun in the yard, suddenly opened his eyes. He looked at the flying bird that had just entered the yard, then looked at the humanoid silkworm chrysalis behind him, and asked.

"what happened?"

boom!

At this time, he saw Asuka throwing the silkworm chrysalis behind him on the ground, stirring up a cloud of smoke. Then he came to the table, picked up the teapot and drank heavily.

"Huh~"

Feeling that the water lost in his body had been replenished, Asuka breathed out a sigh of relief, then pointed at Ichikishima Hime, who looked hopeless, and said.

"This girl said she was destined to be with me."

Destined?

marry?

Liang Yi's eyes widened suddenly, and after looking at the girl up and down, he said in disappointment.

"Although I can't tell my age from my appearance, I am too thin to have many children."

"Ha~"

A burst of sneer came.

At this time, Uchiha Madara opened his eyes and stared at the dark blue-haired little loli for a while, then said expressionlessly.

"She is not human and cannot have children."

"That's good. It's good if you can't have children. You can be upright."

He sat back down on the chair with relief, then jumped up suddenly, looked at Madara in surprise, and said.

"not human?"

Ignoring the shocked Ryoichi.

At this time, he could feel the murderous intent overflowing in the heart of this little loli with dark blue hair.

Seeing the snake glaring at him fiercely and baring its teeth at him, Madara waved to Asuka and said contemptuously.

"The little thing has quite a murderous intention.

You turn on the kaleidoscope, turn it over, and let it face up. I will teach you how to erase the opponent's murderous intention. "

What the fuck?

Asuka's eyes widened instantly and he looked at Uchiha Madara with a shocked expression.

Is it true that he is worthy of being a shura in the ninja world? He even has the ninjutsu to eliminate the opponent's murderous intention?

"Pinch her chin with your left hand, look into her eyes, and make the Chou-Mao-Wei-Hai seal with your right hand."

After seeing Asuka complete this series of actions, Uchiha Madara closed his eyes again and slowly lay down on the chair.

Recalling the seven unyielding and eight indignant expressions on the other side after he beat the Kyuubi, as well as the full murderous intention in the other side's heart, Madara laughed disdainfully in his heart.

"In this life, except for Hashirama, no creature dares to show his teeth to me."