Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

"So you came to me to become Hokage?"

In a B\u0026B.

Tsunade and Shizune played poker with Naruto.

Shizune is responsible for dealing the cards and acting as the referee. Naruto and Tsunade guess the size. Below seven is small, and above seven is big.

Naruto guessed the opposite result to Tsunade every time. So far, he has played fifteen games and won all!

"Yes, everyone in the village is waiting for Tsunade-sama to return." Naruto said.

"I refuse." Tsunade drank some wine and looked slightly tipsy: "Hokage is trash, only idiots want to do it."

"Since Tsunade-sama doesn't want to do it, let's not talk about this and continue playing cards." Naruto looked calm and did not refute her.

Tsunade was a little surprised by Naruto's reaction. She asked, "Aren't you going to refute me?"

"Why should you refute? Everyone has their own ambitions, and everyone's dreams are different. I understand." Naruto continued to make opposite bets with Tsunade. This time, Tsunade bet big and he bet small.

The result was without exception, another win.

Fortunately, it was just for fun without gambling, otherwise Tsunade would have lost all her pants after just these few rounds.

"It's boring, I won't play anymore." Tsunade threw the poker on the ground, put her hands on the ground, and looked up at the ceiling.

That flash of white was particularly dazzling, and it stung Naruto's eyes a little.

What a powerful illusion!

The sexy dealer stopped dealing the cards. Shizune put the pig aside and put away the cards. She walked with her long white legs to find a place to put the cards.

And Naruto has been watching Tsunade-sama, admiring the beautiful scenery with eyes full of justice.

Yes, this is just appreciation.

The screen paused for a long time, and Tsunade sat up sadly, her eyes full of melancholy, and she asked: "Naruto, what is your dream?"

Naruto thought about it carefully and realized that Tsunade was now the Hokage of Konoha.

Even if she didn't want to, she couldn't help it. Currently, she and Jiraiya were the only ones in Konoha suitable to be Hokage.

But Jiraiya's ability to collect intelligence for Konoha outside was far better than Tsunade's, which gave Jiraiya reason to drive Tsunade to power.

Moreover, does Tsunade herself really not want to take over the current Konoha?

not necessarily!

If there were people in Konoha, Tsunade might really not want to care, but now that there is basically no one taller than her, Tsunade couldn't care less.

That's her home.

After some thinking, Naruto answered this question seriously: "My dream is to become the Hokage's man."

"Hey" Tsunade raised her lips slightly and raised her hand to tap the tip of Naruto's nose: "I thought you would be smarter, but it turns out you are also an idiot."

"I'm not an idiot, you are." Naruto replied.

She still didn't understand the connotation of Naruto's words.

Ever since, Tsunade spoke more vigorously, and kept mocking the void: "People who become Hokage are idiots. If you want to be Hokage, you are also a little idiot."

"Haha, there are some things that Tsunade-sama will understand when you reach my age." Naruto smiled faintly and turned to look out the window.

The climate in Tuanchu Street is relatively cold, and even before winter arrives, there are scattered plum blossoms blooming with pink petals.

Bai and the others should be arriving soon.

The autumn wind is bleak.

Seeing Naruto looking out in the distance with a calm expression, Tsunade burst out laughing when she heard the words, her bright eyes tinged with sadness as she smiled.

So similar!

The ideal is like a rope tree, and the character is somewhat like a broken tree.

It was like seeing them all at the same time.

I really want to see him for a little longer.

The combination of her half-bitten red lips and slightly tipsy cheeks made her look extremely alluring.

Naruto turned around and looked a little crazy.

Not long after, Tsunade shook her head: "You go to bed early, I'm sleepy too."

Naruto didn't leave her alone, and when her footsteps faded away, Naruto established a connection with Shiro.

A voice as soft as water sounded in Naruto's mind.

"Naruto-sama, we have arrived at Tanshu Street. Do you want to meet now?"

"Not for now, let's wait until things are done."

"Okay, when will we start taking action?"

"Immediately, immediately!" Naruto stood by the window, watching Tsunade walk out of the B\u0026B alone, and gave an affirmative reply.

After cutting off the contact, Naruto narrowed his eyes and waited for Tsunade to go away before he went to Tsunade's room.

Long-legged sister Shizune was lying on the bed with her little fragrant pig in her arms, sleeping deeply. She didn't know whether she was drugged or knocked unconscious. She had no defense at all now.

"Tsunade is really careless. If you weren't a gentleman like me, you would have suffered the same consequences."

After locking the door for Shizune, Naruto opened the window and jumped down, chasing in the direction Tsunade left.

Orochimaru, when you almost bit me last time, I saw your death star flashing.

Today, I will let you know what the consequences will be if you offend a person who will retaliate and cheat.

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A person jumped quickly on the street, and Tsunade's expression became solemn.

There were some things that she had to deal with personally. Orochimaru had communicated with her before that as long as she could heal Orochimaru's hand, Orochimaru would help her resurrect her dead brother Naoki and her lover Kato Dan.

The news stirred a bit of fantasy in her.

But now Tsunade plans to shatter this illusion herself.

She was going to kill Orochimaru and kill that guy who was good at deceiving people.

At the same time, Naruto followed silently in the shadows. At the very back, he saw more than just Tsunade.

There was also Jiraiya in front who was also in the shadows. When Naruto saw his expression as usual, as if nothing was wrong, he knew that he must not have drank the medicine given by Tsunade.

This old bastard was indeed pretending to be stupid on purpose.

But what is his purpose for doing this?

Could it be that he just wanted to get a beating from Orochimaru with Tsunade?

That's too perverted. .

Naruto doesn't understand other people's hobbies and discriminates against them!

Not long after, Naruto cautiously followed out of Tanshu Street. When he arrived at the meeting point of Tsunade and Orochimaru, he heard a loud noise that shook the sky.

Tsunade and Kabuto Yakushi were already fighting.

However, Jiraiya was still hiding in front of him at this time, so Naruto had to change the direction to watch the battle.

He was hiding behind a big rock. On the other side of the rock was the battlefield between Kabuto Yakushi and Tsunade, and Orochimaru was not far behind Kabuto Yakushi.

At this time, Orochimaru still had that cold smile, quietly watching the fight between Kabuto Yakushi and Tsunade.

Even though there was no audience around him that he knew about, Orochimaru still acted as the commentator.

Not only did he explain Tsunade's moves, but he also explained his own Yakushi Kabuto's moves clearly, as if he was afraid that Tsunade wouldn't be able to defeat Yakushi Kabuto if she didn't know how to break them.

In the end, Kabuto Yakushi, who had been severely beaten by Tsunade, raised his kunai and stabbed himself. Blood sprayed on Tsunade's body, arousing Tsunade's hemophobia.

Jiraiya finally appears!

But it's useless.

Jiraiya, who was pretending, received a heavy beating from Kabuto Yakushi. Kabuto even used only a chakra scalpel to beat Jiraiya's blood three feet high.

When countless blood was sprinkled in front of Tsunade, Naruto figured out Jiraiya's thoughts.

"Are you trying to take the opportunity to cure Tsunade's hemophobia?"

Naruto opened his left hand, and the Nine-Tails chakra flowed in his body, waiting for the opportunity. .

Now the four directions of southeast, northwest and four people are guarding each other. This time, the big snake will definitely not be able to escape.