Konoha: Naruto's abnormal life choices

"Drink slowly, be careful not to burn it."

Naruto bought a pot of three-fresh porridge, scooped out a bowl and gave it to Xiaonan who was lying on the bed. Xiaonan was already very hungry and started to eat it immediately.

At this time, they were located in the center of the Snow Country, in a small town called "Kasuga Castle".

Although this small town is not very big, it is quite sufficient in terms of supplies. Food and accommodation can be provided as long as you have money.

There are two things that Naruto lacks most.

One is chakra.

The other is money.

There was so much money in his storage space that he could fill several classrooms. If he took out just a handful, it would be enough for him and Xiaonan to live in this small town for a long, long time.

"Huh~"

The long-lost feeling of fullness filled her stomach. Xiaonan put down the bowl and patted her belly gently, with a satisfied look on her face.

"It's really a happy thing to be full."

Konan said very satisfied, then she turned to look at Naruto, and saw Naruto staring at her and smiling, so she asked, "What are you laughing at?"

Naruto said: "You are happy, and so am I."

Hearing this, a blush of shyness appeared on Xiaonan's pretty face, she lowered her head and muttered: "We are already an old couple, why are you still saying these sweet words? It's disgusting."

Naruto blinked and asked curiously: "Don't you like it?"

This is my first time doing dog licking.

Are you about to be hated?

It seems that licking a dog will lead to a bad death!

"I don't like it." Xiaonan said this, but what she was thinking was exactly the opposite.

I like this kind of words, but it feels a bit too shameful to say it directly. I'd better wait for my husband to take the initiative next time.

As everyone knows, because of her "hate" and "dislike", Naruto has given up on using dog licking behavior to cultivate feelings.

After some careful thinking, Naruto felt that it might be more popular to be in love for a long time.

"Honey, your legs and feet are inconvenient, let me continue to rub them for you."

While Naruto was speaking, he had already stretched out his hand, placed his hand on Konan's calf, and then transferred chakra.

With the golden chakra supported by the power of incense for repair, Xiaonan's legs gradually regained some feeling.

She felt some itch and made a squeaking sound. She put her hand on Naruto's blond hair and said shyly: "Itch."

Naruto smiled and said, "Where is it itchy?"

After finishing speaking, Naruto continued to slide his hands on his legs, feeling the smooth and soft touch of Konan's legs.

"Everywhere itches." Konan sniffed and gritted her teeth, watching Naruto's hands move on her delicate and smooth feet.

From the thighs to the knees, then from the knees to the ankles, and finally to the white and red soles of the feet.

The ten well-arranged toes could barely move, and they were slightly licked several times under the stimulation of the itch.

Seeing her sniffing action, Naruto seemed to understand and said with a smile: "It turns out your nose is itchy. It's okay. My husband will help you relieve the itching."

"Huh, you're the only one who's bad."

Xiaonan snorted and closed her eyes, and stopped saying anything else.

Obviously, she has been waiting for a long time.

"."

"."

There was fine snow falling in the sky, and the road in the heavy snow was covered with thick white snow, which looked very deserted.

Pedestrians walked forward cautiously, slipping from time to time. A deer cart pulling people drove toward the town through the thick snow, leaving behind a string of lonely footprints.

In the snow, six people with yellow hair and black nails on their faces were also speeding. They saw the deer cart.

There was no communication at all, and they all ran towards the deer cart in unison.

After reaching a certain distance, the young man with yellow broken hair in the middle position raised his hand and shouted softly:

"Wang Xiaoting~"

Oh no~

yes.

"All things are attracted by heaven!"

As the words fell, Lu Che seemed to be out of control and was pulled towards the young man with broken hair.

"Boom!"

There was a loud bang, and the deer cart was blown to pieces, and three teenagers, about fourteen or fifteen years old, jumped out of it.

Uchiha Sasuke had the fastest reaction. When he saw the "Akatsuki" costume of the same style as Uchiha Itachi, he immediately formed a seal and sprayed a huge fireball from his mouth.

"Art fire escape ho fireball!"

The fireball just followed the gravitational pull of the All-Seeing Sky, and headed towards Pain, the most powerful of the six paths of Pain, at an extremely fast speed.

"Hmph!" Tiandao Payne snorted coldly, waved his hands and shouted: "Shinluo Tianzheng!"

Suddenly, the gravitational force turned into a repulsive force, instantly scattering the incoming fireball.

He looked at the three people who had dispersed in the distance and asked: "Byakugan, Sharingan, are you Itachi's surviving brother?"

"Have you actually activated the Mangekyō Sharingan?"

Sure enough, the genius' younger brother was not a fool. No wonder Itachi deliberately spared his life. It seemed that he was just preparing to take out his eyes.

It's just a pity that Itachi has been tricked by Konoha's Uzumaki Naruto and Orochimaru first.

Why don't you let me take these kaleidoscopes?

"Hey!" Sasuke smiled coldly: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. This is the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan, you idiot!"

Do you understand the value of my Uchiha Sasuke?

idiot!

Hearing this, Tiandao was stunned for a moment, and then he understood.

"So that's it. I thought targeting our Akatsuki was Orochimaru's personal act of inviting the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki."

"I didn't expect that the whole of Konoha would attack us. I really underestimated you."

"Since Itachi fell into your hands, let me take over the eyes that should have belonged to him!"

With that said, Pain's Six Paths directly attacked the three Sasukes without saying a word, among them the most powerful one-faced Sasuke of Heavenly Paths.

As for why he can be so decisive.

Because Nagato, who controls Pain's Six Paths in the Land of Rain, can accurately locate Xiaonan at this time, not far from where Tiandao is.

And the Konoha ninja appeared inexplicably again.

Therefore, it is very possible that Konan fell into the hands of Konoha ninjas.

Nagato, who was worried about Konan, had no time to talk nonsense with Sasuke and the others. Anyway, whether it was Konoha's attack on Konan, as long as he defeated them, he could extract his soul.

Everything is naturally clear.

"Neji, Shikamaru, you two hold on, I'll help you after I deal with this guy."

At this moment, Sasuke also took up the role of his elder brother and directly activated the third form of Susanoo to face Tendo Payne.

"Damn you bastard, what are you saying about taking my eyes?"

"Do you think you and Naruto are as powerful?"

"I'm not a weakling who can be easily manipulated!"

Sasuke's eyes narrowed slightly, and while controlling Susanoo, he used his pupil technique on Tendo Payne.

"Amaterasu!"

"All things are attracted by heaven!"

Unlike the fight between Sasuke and Tendo, the fight between Shikamaru and Neji was not that exaggerated.

Neji was beaten to the point of being out of breath in one-on-three, and could only barely hold on without being hammered to death. Shikamaru's one-on-two condition was not much better.

But Shikamaru's mentality was pretty good, only Neji was really aggrieved.

"His grandma, let's forget he was caught volunteering to find Uzumaki Naruto whom he didn't know. He just walked into the country of snow and met a dangerous person of this level."

"You're asking me to hit three of you as soon as you come up?"

"Do I look like someone who can fight three?"

"It's too much!"

Uzumaki Naruto, I really owed you something in my previous life, and you have made me crazy to pay it back in this life.

Hyuga Neji was angry, but what he didn't know was that his mother Hyuga Mari had already had sex with Naruto.

If he knew, he would probably be even more devastated.

Ningci didn't want to think too much, the ugly Shura Dao had already launched dozens of small rockets towards him, and he could only keep calm and deal with it in a hurry.

"Back to the days!"

"Bagua Sixty-Four Palms!"

The outcome of this battle still depends on the battle between Tiandao and Sasuke of the Eternal Mangekyō Sharingan. When the two decide the winner, it is also the moment of life and death for Shikamaru and Neji.

"."

"."

At the same time, Naruto did not know that while he was taking care of Konan day after day, two groups of uninvited guests broke into the south of the Snow Country at the same time.

A group of people came looking for him.

Another group came looking for Xiao Nan who was kissing him passionately.

Naruto hugged Konan tightly, and finally let out a long breath and turned over, looking up at the ceiling.

Konan leaned on Naruto's shoulder, her eyes blurred, and asked cautiously: "Husband, will you stop wanting me one day?"

She was really worried.

After all, Naruto said that she was forcibly abducted by a person with the Rinnegan, and it was impossible to imagine what happened during that period.

Her relationship with Naruto is getting deeper and deeper now, and if Naruto dislikes her for this in the future, she thinks she might collapse.

"Don't worry, I am an absolutely responsible man. Since we are husband and wife, I will definitely be responsible for you to the end." Naruto comforted Konan again.

He is absolutely responsible to the end.

You can even take responsibility for your stomach.

Absolutely no trace of lies.

But his tone was no longer as gentle as before.

Because Xiaonan doesn't like licking dogs, and licking dogs will lead to a bad death.

Konan's nerves were at their most sensitive right now. She was careful and heard the slightest change in Naruto's tone, and her heart suddenly felt sour.

Fear and panic took over my heart.

"Well, hubby, I believe you."

Saying that, Xiaonan actually started thinking about how to please Naruto as much as possible in the future.

But, can this dilapidated body really make him not feel disgusted?

Xiaonan was very unsure.

After all, in her consciousness, no man can accept that his wife is shabby.

She thought that maybe she had to find another way. For example, if she couldn't do it, she could ask other women to help her.

"It's all the fault of that damn Rinnegan owner, otherwise Naruto and I would be a pair for the rest of our lives."

Thinking about it, Konan turned over and put his hand into Naruto's clothes.

Caressing the hot and hard eight-pack abs.

"What's wrong?" Naruto hugged her with one arm and asked with a half-smile, pretending not to understand.

Konan blushed, moved closer and bit Naruto's ear. She said, "Honey, my nose is itchy again. Please help me dig it out."

Hiss~!

Konan looked at Naruto, and Naruto looked at her.

After a moment of stalemate, Naruto narrowed his eyes and reached out to touch Konan's nose.

Xiaonan's nose is very straight, full and well-proportioned, a little fleshy, and very cute.

It makes people want to pinch it.

Then, dig and dig inside the little nostrils.

"."

"."

Because he slept for too long during the day and couldn't sleep at night, Naruto got up and covered Konan with a quilt and walked out of the room quietly.

Then start contacting the person who has the devil's mark.

The first to bear the brunt were the two Yumu people.

"Hey, Naruto-kun, why do you have time to contact me?" Yukito, who was far away in the Kingdom of Thunder, sounded a little lazy.

He must have fallen asleep, but when Naruto called the signal, he started to answer it.

Naruto went directly to the topic: "Did you contact me before?"

"Well," Yumu thought for a moment and whispered, "I really want to contact you, but I'm afraid you'll annoy me, so I don't dare."

"If you don't dare, if you want to contact me, of course you can."

Naruto said with a smile, and then thought of Shiro's non-stop dripping about him twenty-four hours a day, so he added:

"Of course, it's better not to do it too often. If it happens too often, it won't be good for you if I'm with another woman."

Yumu Ren "tsk-tsk" twice, rolled his eyes, and said to himself that you still know that you are not good to me.

I don’t know who it is, but she insists on dragging me and Izumi Uchiha to play together.

Hum~!

After chatting with Yukito and asking him to find Mabuyi, Naruto cut off the contact and contacted other people.

Bai Nahe was excited. As soon as she heard that Naruto had arrived in the Land of Snow, she thought about driving the ship over to find Naruto immediately.

Naruto readily agreed. Since he came to the Land of Snow this time, he happened to have something he wanted to do.

The ones that can be used are Shiro and Zabuza.

But what confused him was that the person who contacted him before was not Bai, who loved Didi him the most.

Could it be Orochimaru?

Was his cloning experiment successful?

Soon, Naruto received news from Orochimaru that the experiment of cloning Sharingan and Byakugan was still in progress, and the most studied one at present was Hidan's immortal body.

He said that he discovered some kind of strange power in Hidan's body.

In short, Orochimaru talked a lot of nonsense, and the result was that the research made progress, but the goal was not achieved.

The only good news is that the new Eight-Tails Jinchuuriki Uzumaki Koso and the Eight-Tails have a pretty good compatibility, and one person and one tailed beast can be easily talked about.

I guess he has the potential to become a perfect Jinchūriki like Kirabi.

Naruto was satisfied with the result, but was confused if Orochimaru hadn't contacted him.

Then it can only be the coldest Sasuke.

In fact, Naruto is a little afraid to face Sasuke now.

After all, he was once someone who wanted to be a good brother.

Now that he is his biological son, it is a bit strange no matter how he thinks about it.

Moreover, Naruto had beaten Sasuke so many times, if Sasuke knew that Naruto was his biological father.

Sasuke will go berserk!

Finally, with a worried heart, Naruto sent Sasuke a call request.

"boom!"

"Chidori!"

As soon as the connection was connected, Naruto heard the anxious sound of fighting over there.

At the same time, Naruto also felt that the demon seal connected to Sasuke was nearby.

"Damn it, my son was beaten!"